Bakers Dozen

Things that didn’t happen at the Super Bowl, after all

  1. Jesus returning
  2. Anyone’s nipple falling out

Things that didn’t happen at the Super Bowl, after all

  1. Jesus returning
  2. Anyone’s nipple falling out
  3. The Seahawks winning

Things that didn’t happen at the Super Bowl, after all

  1. Jesus returning
  2. Anyone’s nipple falling out
  3. The Seahawks winning
  4. Measles outbreak

Things that didn’t happen at the Super Bowl, after all

  1. Jesus returning
  2. Anyone’s nipple falling out
  3. The Seahawks winning
  4. Measles outbreak
  5. Me staying awake

Things that didn’t happen at the Super Bowl, after all

  1. Jesus returning
  2. Anyone’s nipple falling out
  3. The Seahawks winning
  4. Measles outbreak
  5. Me staying awake
  6. Terrorists attacking from the Goodyear blimp

Things that didn’t happen at the Super Bowl, after all

  1. Jesus returning
  2. Anyone’s nipple falling out
  3. The Seahawks winning
  4. Measles outbreak
  5. Me staying awake
  6. Terrorists attacking from the Goodyear blimp
  7. “Tom Brady” ripping off his mark after the game and revealing he was really Peyton Manning seeking revenge for last year’s Superbowl.

Although if you’re hearing this the next day, it can indicate the date went really well.

Things that didn’t happen at the Super Bowl, after all

  1. Jesus returning
  2. Anyone’s nipple falling out
  3. The Seahawks winning
  4. Measles outbreak
  5. Me staying awake
  6. Terrorists attacking from the Goodyear blimp
  7. “Tom Brady” ripping off his mark after the game and revealing he was really Peyton Manning seeking revenge for last year’s Superbowl.
  8. Katy Perry giving a lackluster halftime show.

Things that didn’t happen at the Super Bowl, after all

  1. Jesus returning
  2. Anyone’s nipple falling out
  3. The Seahawks winning
  4. Measles outbreak
  5. Me staying awake
  6. Terrorists attacking from the Goodyear blimp
  7. “Tom Brady” ripping off his mark after the game and revealing he was really Peyton Manning seeking revenge for last year’s Superbowl.
  8. Katy Perry giving a lackluster halftime show
  9. Surprise appearance by Weird Al Yankovic

Things that didn’t happen at the Super Bowl, after all

  1. Jesus returning
  2. Anyone’s nipple falling out
  3. The Seahawks winning
  4. Measles outbreak
  5. Me staying awake
  6. Terrorists attacking from the Goodyear blimp
  7. “Tom Brady” ripping off his mark after the game and revealing he was really Peyton Manning seeking revenge for last year’s Superbowl.
  8. Katy Perry giving a lackluster halftime show
  9. Surprise appearance by Weird Al Yankovic
    10 Deflate-Gate II - The Air in There

Things that didn’t happen at the Super Bowl, after all

  1. Jesus returning
  2. Anyone’s nipple falling out
  3. The Seahawks winning
  4. Measles outbreak
  5. Me staying awake
  6. Terrorists attacking from the Goodyear blimp
  7. “Tom Brady” ripping off his mark after the game and revealing he was really Peyton Manning seeking revenge for last year’s Superbowl.
  8. Katy Perry giving a lackluster halftime show
  9. Surprise appearance by Weird Al Yankovic
    10 Deflate-Gate II - The Air in There
  10. Return of “streaking” fad

Things that didn’t happen at the Super Bowl, after all

  1. Jesus returning
  2. Anyone’s nipple falling out
  3. The Seahawks winning
  4. Measles outbreak
  5. Me staying awake
  6. Terrorists attacking from the Goodyear blimp
  7. “Tom Brady” ripping off his mark after the game and revealing he was really Peyton Manning seeking revenge for last year’s Superbowl.
  8. Katy Perry giving a lackluster halftime show
  9. Surprise appearance by Weird Al Yankovic
    10 Deflate-Gate II - The Air in There
  10. Return of “streaking” fad
  11. Star-Lord Being Victorious

Things that didn’t happen at the Super Bowl, after all

  1. Jesus returning
  2. Anyone’s nipple falling out
  3. The Seahawks winning
  4. Measles outbreak
  5. Me staying awake
  6. Terrorists attacking from the Goodyear blimp
  7. “Tom Brady” ripping off his mark after the game and revealing he was really Peyton Manning seeking revenge for last year’s Superbowl.
  8. Katy Perry giving a lackluster halftime show
  9. Surprise appearance by Weird Al Yankovic
    10 Deflate-Gate II - The Air in There
  10. Return of “streaking” fad
  11. Star-Lord Being Victorious
  12. Marshawn Lynch grabbing his crotch in victory celebration

New topic: Fictional Robots

  1. Rosie, the Jetsons’ maid

New topic: Fictional Robots

  1. Rosie, the Jetsons’ maid
  2. Mr. McTavish

New topic: Fictional Robots

  1. Rosie, the Jetsons’ maid
  2. Mr. McTavish
  3. C3PO
  1. Rosie, the Jetsons’ maid
  2. Mr. McTavish
  3. C3PO
  4. Dr Who’s K9

Fictional Robots

  1. Rosie, the Jetsons’ maid
  2. Mr. McTavish
  3. C3PO
  4. Dr Who’s K9
  5. WALL-E

Fictional Robots

  1. Rosie, the Jetsons’ maid
  2. Mr. McTavish
  3. C3PO
  4. Dr Who’s K9
  5. WALL-E
  6. Marvin the Paranoid Android

Fictional Robots

  1. Rosie, the Jetsons’ maid
  2. Mr. McTavish
  3. C3PO
  4. Dr Who’s K9
  5. WALL-E
  6. Marvin the Paranoid Android
  7. Robbie

Fictional Robots

  1. Rosie, the Jetsons’ maid
  2. Mr. McTavish
  3. C3PO
  4. Dr Who’s K9
  5. WALL-E
  6. Marvin the Paranoid Android
  7. Robbie
  8. R. Daneel Olivaw

from Asimov’s novels