Bakers Dozen

Rock Band Sponsored Breakfast Cereals

1: Motley Crunch
2. Shreddin’ Wheat
3. Blue Cheerios
4. Moby Grape-Nuts
5. Creedence Clearwater Cheerios
6. Hall and Oatsmeal
7. Sound Chex
8. Cannibal Crunch Corpse
9. The Grapefull Dead
10. Creem of Wheat
11. Cherry Pop-Tart Daddies

Rock Band Sponsored Breakfast Cereals

1: Motley Crunch
2. Shreddin’ Wheat
3. Blue Cheerios
4. Moby Grape-Nuts
5. Creedence Clearwater Cheerios
6. Hall and Oatsmeal
7. Sound Chex
8. Cannibal Crunch Corpse
9. The Grapefull Dead
10. Creem of Wheat
11. Cherry Pop-Tart Daddies
12, Fiona Apple Jacks

Rock Band Sponsored Breakfast Cereals

1: Motley Crunch
2. Shreddin’ Wheat
3. Blue Cheerios
4. Moby Grape-Nuts
5. Creedence Clearwater Cheerios
6. Hall and Oatsmeal
7. Sound Chex
8. Cannibal Crunch Corpse
9. The Grapefull Dead
10. Creem of Wheat
11. Cherry Pop-Tart Daddies
12, Fiona Apple Jacks
13. Korn Flakes

Worst combination of 2 foods

  1. Chocolate-covered liver (heart shaped for Valentine’s Day)

Worst combination of 2 foods

  1. Chocolate-covered liver (heart shaped for Valentine’s Day)
  2. Sausage mints

Worst combination of 2 foods

  1. Chocolate-covered liver (heart shaped for Valentine’s Day)
  2. Sausage mints
  3. Onion ice cream

Worst combination of 2 foods

  1. Chocolate-covered liver (heart shaped for Valentine’s Day)
  2. Sausage mints
  3. Onion ice cream
  4. Diet Cherry-Creamed Corn Mountain Dew

Worst combination of 2 foods

  1. Chocolate-covered liver (heart shaped for Valentine’s Day)
  2. Sausage mints
  3. Onion ice cream
  4. Diet Cherry-Creamed Corn Mountain Dew
  5. Marshmallow-stuffed haggis

Worst combination of 2 foods

  1. Chocolate-covered liver (heart shaped for Valentine’s Day)
  2. Sausage mints
  3. Onion ice cream
  4. Diet Cherry-Creamed Corn Mountain Dew
  5. Marshmallow-stuffed haggis
  6. Limburger cheese filled Oreos

Worst combination of 2 foods

  1. Chocolate-covered liver (heart shaped for Valentine’s Day)
  2. Sausage mints
  3. Onion ice cream
  4. Diet Cherry-Creamed Corn Mountain Dew
  5. Marshmallow-stuffed haggis
  6. Limburger cheese filled Oreos
  7. Brussels Sprouts and anything

Worst combination of 2 foods

  1. Chocolate-covered liver (heart shaped for Valentine’s Day)
  2. Sausage mints
  3. Onion ice cream
  4. Diet Cherry-Creamed Corn Mountain Dew
  5. Marshmallow-stuffed haggis
  6. Limburger cheese filled Oreos
  7. Brussels Sprouts and anything
  8. Clam toffee

Worst combination of 2 foods

  1. Chocolate-covered liver (heart shaped for Valentine’s Day)
  2. Sausage mints
  3. Onion ice cream
  4. Diet Cherry-Creamed Corn Mountain Dew
  5. Marshmallow-stuffed haggis
  6. Limburger cheese filled Oreos
  7. Brussels Sprouts and anything
  8. Clam toffee
  9. Butterscotch pickles

Worst combination of 2 foods

  1. Chocolate-covered liver (heart shaped for Valentine’s Day)
  2. Sausage mints
  3. Onion ice cream
  4. Diet Cherry-Creamed Corn Mountain Dew
  5. Marshmallow-stuffed haggis
  6. Limburger cheese filled Oreos
  7. Brussels Sprouts and anything
  8. Clam toffee
  9. Butterscotch pickles
  10. CHicken fried head cheese

Worst combination of 2 foods

  1. Chocolate-covered liver (heart shaped for Valentine’s Day)
  2. Sausage mints
  3. Onion ice cream
  4. Diet Cherry-Creamed Corn Mountain Dew
  5. Marshmallow-stuffed haggis
  6. Limburger cheese filled Oreos
  7. Brussels Sprouts and anything
  8. Clam toffee
  9. Butterscotch pickles
  10. Jell-O’s Fish pudding

Worst combination of 2 foods

  1. Chocolate-covered liver (heart shaped for Valentine’s Day)
  2. Sausage mints
  3. Onion ice cream
  4. Diet Cherry-Creamed Corn Mountain Dew
  5. Marshmallow-stuffed haggis
  6. Limburger cheese filled Oreos
  7. Brussels Sprouts and anything
  8. Clam toffee
  9. Butterscotch pickles
  10. Jell-O’s Fish pudding
  11. Soy chitlins

Worst combination of 2 foods

  1. Chocolate-covered liver (heart shaped for Valentine’s Day)
  2. Sausage mints
  3. Onion ice cream
  4. Diet Cherry-Creamed Corn Mountain Dew
  5. Marshmallow-stuffed haggis
  6. Limburger cheese filled Oreos
  7. Brussels Sprouts and anything
  8. Clam toffee
  9. Butterscotch pickles
  10. Jell-O’s Fish pudding
  11. Soy chitlins
  12. Chicken fried head cheese a la mode

Worst combination of 2 foods

  1. Chocolate-covered liver (heart shaped for Valentine’s Day)
  2. Sausage mints
  3. Onion ice cream
  4. Diet Cherry-Creamed Corn Mountain Dew
  5. Marshmallow-stuffed haggis
  6. Limburger cheese filled Oreos
  7. Brussels Sprouts and anything
  8. Clam toffee
  9. Butterscotch pickles
  10. Jell-O’s Fish pudding
  11. Soy chitlins
  12. Chicken fried head cheese a la mode
  13. Doritos with caviar

Things you probably shouldn’t say to a potential employer at a job interview

  1. You’re a lot heavier than I pictured you.

Things you probably shouldn’t say to a potential employer at a job interview

  1. You’re a lot heavier than I pictured you.
  2. I used to sleep with your wife.

Things you probably shouldn’t say to a potential employer at a job interview

  1. You’re a lot heavier than I pictured you.
  2. I used to sleep with your wife.
  3. Myself in 5 years? Well some statutes of limitations will be expired so I might be back in Florida or Delaware!

Things you probably shouldn’t say to a potential employer at a job interview

  1. You’re a lot heavier than I pictured you.
  2. I used to sleep with your wife.
  3. Myself in 5 years? Well some statutes of limitations will be expired so I might be back in Florida or Delaware!
  4. So for this drug screening, are we talking the hair test, or just pissing in a cup?

Things you probably shouldn’t say to a potential employer at a job interview

  1. You’re a lot heavier than I pictured you.
  2. I used to sleep with your wife.
  3. Myself in 5 years? Well some statutes of limitations will be expired so I might be back in Florida or Delaware!
  4. So for this drug screening, are we talking the hair test, or just pissing in a cup?
  5. I’m not actually interested in a job. I just came in for this interview so I could case your security.