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Things you probably shouldn’t say to a potential employer at a job interview

  1. You’re a lot heavier than I pictured you.
  2. I used to sleep with your wife.
  3. Myself in 5 years? Well some statutes of limitations will be expired so I might be back in Florida or Delaware!
  4. So for this drug screening, are we talking the hair test, or just pissing in a cup?
  5. I’m not actually interested in a job. I just came in for this interview so I could case your security.
  6. My biggest weakness? Hmmm… either my kleptomania or my constantly hitting on secretaries.
32865

Things you probably shouldn’t say to a potential employer at a job interview

  1. You’re a lot heavier than I pictured you.
  2. I used to sleep with your wife.
  3. Myself in 5 years? Well some statutes of limitations will be expired so I might be back in Florida or Delaware!
  4. So for this drug screening, are we talking the hair test, or just pissing in a cup?
  5. I’m not actually interested in a job. I just came in for this interview so I could case your security.
  6. My biggest weakness? Hmmm… either my kleptomania or my constantly hitting on secretaries.
  7. My biggest strength? Hmmm… patiently answering questions from morons?
32866

Things you probably shouldn’t say to a potential employer at a job interview

  1. You’re a lot heavier than I pictured you.
  2. I used to sleep with your wife.
  3. Myself in 5 years? Well some statutes of limitations will be expired so I might be back in Florida or Delaware!
  4. So for this drug screening, are we talking the hair test, or just pissing in a cup?
  5. I’m not actually interested in a job. I just came in for this interview so I could case your security.
  6. My biggest weakness? Hmmm… either my kleptomania or my constantly hitting on secretaries.
  7. My biggest strength? Hmmm… patiently answering questions from morons
  8. So the bitch with big tits said ‘sexual harassment’ and that was that!
32867

Things you probably shouldn’t say to a potential employer at a job interview

  1. You’re a lot heavier than I pictured you.
  2. I used to sleep with your wife.
  3. Myself in 5 years? Well some statutes of limitations will be expired so I might be back in Florida or Delaware!
  4. So for this drug screening, are we talking the hair test, or just pissing in a cup?
  5. I’m not actually interested in a job. I just came in for this interview so I could case your security.
  6. My biggest weakness? Hmmm… either my kleptomania or my constantly hitting on secretaries.
  7. My biggest strength? Hmmm… patiently answering questions from morons
  8. So the bitch with big tits said ‘sexual harassment’ and that was that!
  9. Get out of my chair.
32868

Things you probably shouldn’t say to a potential employer at a job interview

  1. You’re a lot heavier than I pictured you.
  2. I used to sleep with your wife.
  3. Myself in 5 years? Well some statutes of limitations will be expired so I might be back in Florida or Delaware!
  4. So for this drug screening, are we talking the hair test, or just pissing in a cup?
  5. I’m not actually interested in a job. I just came in for this interview so I could case your security.
  6. My biggest weakness? Hmmm… either my kleptomania or my constantly hitting on secretaries.
  7. My biggest strength? Hmmm… patiently answering questions from morons
  8. So the bitch with big tits said ‘sexual harassment’ and that was that!
  9. Get out of my chair.
  10. My brother works here an’ he says you guys give out monster paychecks for doin’ pretty much nothin’. Where do I sign up?
32869

Things you probably shouldn’t say to a potential employer at a job interview

  1. You’re a lot heavier than I pictured you.
  2. I used to sleep with your wife.
  3. Myself in 5 years? Well some statutes of limitations will be expired so I might be back in Florida or Delaware!
  4. So for this drug screening, are we talking the hair test, or just pissing in a cup?
  5. I’m not actually interested in a job. I just came in for this interview so I could case your security.
  6. My biggest weakness? Hmmm… either my kleptomania or my constantly hitting on secretaries.
  7. My biggest strength? Hmmm… patiently answering questions from morons
  8. So the bitch with big tits said ‘sexual harassment’ and that was that!
  9. Get out of my chair.
  10. My brother works here an’ he says you guys give out monster paychecks for doin’ pretty much nothin’. Where do I sign up?
  11. How soon until I can start firing people myself?
32870

Things you probably shouldn’t say to a potential employer at a job interview

  1. You’re a lot heavier than I pictured you.
  2. I used to sleep with your wife.
  3. Myself in 5 years? Well some statutes of limitations will be expired so I might be back in Florida or Delaware!
  4. So for this drug screening, are we talking the hair test, or just pissing in a cup?
  5. I’m not actually interested in a job. I just came in for this interview so I could case your security.
  6. My biggest weakness? Hmmm… either my kleptomania or my constantly hitting on secretaries.
  7. My biggest strength? Hmmm… patiently answering questions from morons
  8. So the bitch with big tits said ‘sexual harassment’ and that was that!
  9. Get out of my chair.
  10. My brother works here an’ he says you guys give out monster paychecks for doin’ pretty much nothin’. Where do I sign up?
  11. How soon until I can start firing people myself?
  12. The pay’s not great, but I figure I’ll supplement that by stealing Coffeemate and office supplies.
32871

Things you probably shouldn’t say to a potential employer at a job interview

  1. You’re a lot heavier than I pictured you.

  2. I used to sleep with your wife.

  3. Myself in 5 years? Well some statutes of limitations will be expired so I might be back in Florida or Delaware!

  4. So for this drug screening, are we talking the hair test, or just pissing in a cup?

  5. I’m not actually interested in a job. I just came in for this interview so I could case your security.

  6. My biggest weakness? Hmmm… either my kleptomania or my constantly hitting on secretaries.

  7. My biggest strength? Hmmm… patiently answering questions from morons

  8. So the bitch with big tits said ‘sexual harassment’ and that was that!

  9. Get out of my chair.

  10. My brother works here an’ he says you guys give out monster paychecks for doin’ pretty much nothin’. Where do I sign up?

  11. How soon until I can start firing people myself?

  12. The pay’s not great, but I figure I’ll supplement that by stealing Coffeemate and office supplies.

  13. You will be assimilated.
    Next! Fictional items of power, magic or mystery.

  14. The Lazarus Pit

from Batman comics, raises the dead.

32872

Fictional items of power, magic or mystery.

  1. The Lazarus Pit
  2. The Charmed Ones’ Book of Shadows
32873

Fictional items of power, magic or mystery.

  1. The Lazarus Pit
  2. The Charmed Ones’ Book of Shadows
  3. Black 13 (The Dark Tower)
32874

Fictional items of power, magic or mystery.

  1. The Lazarus Pit
  2. The Charmed Ones’ Book of Shadows
  3. Black 13 (The Dark Tower)
  4. The One Ring To Rule Them All (LOTR)
32875

Fictional items of power, magic or mystery.

  1. The Lazarus Pit
  2. The Charmed Ones’ Book of Shadows
  3. Black 13 (The Dark Tower)
  4. The One Ring To Rule Them All (LOTR)
  5. The Guardian of Forever (ST:TOS)
32876

Fictional items of power, magic or mystery.

  1. The Lazarus Pit
  2. The Charmed Ones’ Book of Shadows
  3. Black 13 (The Dark Tower)
  4. The One Ring To Rule Them All (LOTR)
  5. The Guardian of Forever (ST:TOS)
  6. The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch (MP&THG)
32877

Fictional items of power, magic or mystery.

  1. The Lazarus Pit
  2. The Charmed Ones’ Book of Shadows
  3. Black 13 (The Dark Tower)
  4. The One Ring To Rule Them All (LOTR)
  5. The Guardian of Forever (ST:TOS)
  6. The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch (MP&THG)
  7. The Arquilian Galaxy/Orion’s Bell (MiB)
32878

Fictional items of power, magic or mystery.

  1. The Lazarus Pit
  2. The Charmed Ones’ Book of Shadows
  3. Black 13 (The Dark Tower)
  4. The One Ring To Rule Them All (LOTR)
  5. The Guardian of Forever (ST:TOS)
  6. The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch (MP&THG)
  7. The Arquilian Galaxy/Orion’s Bell (MiB)
  8. Lemarchand’s Box (Hellraiser and other CB works)
32879

Fictional items of power, magic or mystery.

  1. The Lazarus Pit
  2. The Charmed Ones’ Book of Shadows
  3. Black 13 (The Dark Tower)
  4. The One Ring To Rule Them All (LOTR)
  5. The Guardian of Forever (ST:TOS)
  6. Grabthar’s Hammer (Galaxy Quest)
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32881

Fictional items of power, magic or mystery.

  1. The Lazarus Pit
  2. The Charmed Ones’ Book of Shadows
  3. Black 13 (The Dark Tower)
  4. The One Ring To Rule Them All (LOTR)
  5. The Guardian of Forever (ST:TOS)
  6. The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch (MP&THG)
  7. The Arquilian Galaxy/Orion’s Bell (MiB)
  8. Lemarchand’s Box (Hellraiser and other CB works)
  9. Grabthar’s Hammer (Galaxy Quest)
32882

Fictional items of power, magic or mystery.

  1. The Lazarus Pit
  2. The Charmed Ones’ Book of Shadows
  3. Black 13 (The Dark Tower)
  4. The One Ring To Rule Them All (LOTR)
  5. The Guardian of Forever (ST:TOS)
  6. The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch (MP&THG)
  7. The Arquilian Galaxy/Orion’s Bell (MiB)
  8. Lemarchand’s Box (Hellraiser and other CB works)
  9. Grabthar’s Hammer (Galaxy Quest)
  10. The Holy Grail
32883

Fictional items of power, magic or mystery.

  1. The Lazarus Pit
  2. The Charmed Ones’ Book of Shadows
  3. Black 13 (The Dark Tower)
  4. The One Ring To Rule Them All (LOTR)
  5. The Guardian of Forever (ST:TOS)
  6. The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch (MP&THG)
  7. The Arquilian Galaxy/Orion’s Bell (MiB)
  8. Lemarchand’s Box (Hellraiser and other CB works)
  9. Grabthar’s Hammer (Galaxy Quest)
  10. The Holy Grail
  11. The Slayer’s Axe (Buffy tVS)