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A “Keep Calm and” sign/shirt/whatever you’ve seen or would like to see:

  1. Keep calm and read a book
  2. Keep calm and… Oh God what is that? RUN!!!
  3. Keep calm and… look for a public toilet.
  4. Keep Clam and Chowder On
  5. Keep Calm and Don’t Blink
  6. Keep Calm and Leave No Evidence
  7. Keep calm and hand me all your money."

A “Keep Calm and” sign/shirt/whatever you’ve seen or would like to see:

  1. Keep calm and read a book
  2. Keep calm and… Oh God what is that? RUN!!!
  3. Keep calm and… look for a public toilet.
  4. Keep Clam and Chowder On
  5. Keep Calm and Don’t Blink
  6. Keep Calm and Leave No Evidence
  7. Keep calm and hand me all your money.
  8. Keep Calm and Call Saul!

A “Keep Calm and” sign/shirt/whatever you’ve seen or would like to see:

  1. Keep calm and read a book
  2. Keep calm and… Oh God what is that? RUN!!!
  3. Keep calm and… look for a public toilet.
  4. Keep Clam and Chowder On
  5. Keep Calm and Don’t Blink
  6. Keep Calm and Leave No Evidence
  7. Keep calm and hand me all your money.
  8. Keep Calm and Call Saul!
  9. Keep Calm and or Don’t- it’s your life

A “Keep Calm and” sign/shirt/whatever you’ve seen or would like to see:

  1. Keep calm and read a book
  2. Keep calm and… Oh God what is that? RUN!!!
  3. Keep calm and… look for a public toilet.
  4. Keep Clam and Chowder On
  5. Keep Calm and Don’t Blink
  6. Keep Calm and Leave No Evidence
  7. Keep calm and hand me all your money.
  8. Keep Calm and Call Saul!
  9. Keep Calm and or Don’t- it’s your life
  10. Don’t Keep Calm, ROCK OUT!

A “Keep Calm and” sign/shirt/whatever you’ve seen or would like to see:

  1. Keep calm and read a book
  2. Keep calm and… Oh God what is that? RUN!!!
  3. Keep calm and… look for a public toilet.
  4. Keep Clam and Chowder On
  5. Keep Calm and Don’t Blink
  6. Keep Calm and Leave No Evidence
  7. Keep calm and hand me all your money.
  8. Keep Calm and Call Saul!
  9. Keep Calm and or Don’t- it’s your life
  10. Don’t Keep Calm, ROCK OUT!
  11. Keep Calm, I’m the Doctor

A “Keep Calm and” sign/shirt/whatever you’ve seen or would like to see:

  1. Keep calm and read a book
  2. Keep calm and… Oh God what is that? RUN!!!
  3. Keep calm and… look for a public toilet.
  4. Keep Clam and Chowder On
  5. Keep Calm and Don’t Blink
  6. Keep Calm and Leave No Evidence
  7. Keep calm and hand me all your money.
  8. Keep Calm and Call Saul!
  9. Keep Calm and or Don’t- it’s your life
  10. Don’t Keep Calm, ROCK OUT!
  11. Keep Calm, I’m the Doctor
  12. Keep calm and REMAIN CALM! ALL IS WELLLLLLLL!!!"

A “Keep Calm and” sign/shirt/whatever you’ve seen or would like to see:

  1. Keep calm and read a book

  2. Keep calm and… Oh God what is that? RUN!!!

  3. Keep calm and… look for a public toilet.

  4. Keep Clam and Chowder On

  5. Keep Calm and Don’t Blink

  6. Keep Calm and Leave No Evidence

  7. Keep calm and hand me all your money.

  8. Keep Calm and Call Saul!

  9. Keep Calm and or Don’t- it’s your life

  10. Don’t Keep Calm, ROCK OUT!

  11. Keep Calm, I’m the Doctor

  12. Keep calm and REMAIN CALM! ALL IS WELLLLLLLL!!!"

  13. Keep Calm and Fight Ignorance
    New! Words of Wisdom.

  14. “Never refuse a change to go the bathroom or to sit down.”

  • Clint Eastwood on autograph sessions
  1. “Never refuse a change to go the bathroom or to sit down.”
  • Clint Eastwood on autograph sessions
    2.“If it’s your job to eat a frog, it’s best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it’s your job to eat two frogs, it’s best to eat the biggest one first.” - Mark Twain

Words of Wisdom.

  1. “Never refuse a change to go the bathroom or to sit down.”
  • Clint Eastwood on autograph sessions
    2.“If it’s your job to eat a frog, it’s best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it’s your job to eat two frogs, it’s best to eat the biggest one first.” - Mark Twain
  1. “Send not to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.” - John Donne

Words of Wisdom.

  1. “Never refuse a chance to go the bathroom or to sit down.” - Clint Eastwood on autograph sessions
  2. “If it’s your job to eat a frog, it’s best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it’s your job to eat two frogs, it’s best to eat the biggest one first.” - Mark Twain
  3. “Send not to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.” - John Donne
  4. “If you’re going through hell, keep going.” - Winston Churchill

Words of Wisdom.

  1. “Never refuse a chance to go the bathroom or to sit down.” - Clint Eastwood on autograph sessions
  2. “If it’s your job to eat a frog, it’s best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it’s your job to eat two frogs, it’s best to eat the biggest one first.” - Mark Twain
  3. “Send not to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.” - John Donne
  4. “If you’re going through hell, keep going.” - Winston Churchill
  5. “Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask to see the dessert menu.” - John Fitzgerald Kennedy

Words of Wisdom.

  1. “Never refuse a chance to go the bathroom or to sit down.” - Clint Eastwood on autograph sessions
  2. “If it’s your job to eat a frog, it’s best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it’s your job to eat two frogs, it’s best to eat the biggest one first.” - Mark Twain
  3. “Send not to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.” - John Donne
  4. “If you’re going through hell, keep going.” - Winston Churchill
  5. “Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask to see the dessert menu.” - John Fitzgerald Kennedy
  6. “If at first, you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No sense being a damn fool about it.” - W.C. Fields

Words of Wisdom.

  1. “Never refuse a chance to go the bathroom or to sit down.” - Clint Eastwood on autograph sessions
  2. “If it’s your job to eat a frog, it’s best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it’s your job to eat two frogs, it’s best to eat the biggest one first.” - Mark Twain
  3. “Send not to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.” - John Donne
  4. “If you’re going through hell, keep going.” - Winston Churchill
  5. “Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask to see the dessert menu.” - John Fitzgerald Kennedy
  6. “If at first, you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No sense being a damn fool about it.” - W.C. Fields
  7. “Labor to keep alive in your breast that little spark of celestial fire, called conscience.” - George Washington

Shit - are these f’real quotes? F’really real?
Words of Wisdom.

  1. “Never refuse a chance to go the bathroom or to sit down.” - Clint Eastwood on autograph sessions
  2. “If it’s your job to eat a frog, it’s best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it’s your job to eat two frogs, it’s best to eat the biggest one first.” - Mark Twain
  3. “Send not to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.” - John Donne
  4. “If you’re going through hell, keep going.” - Winston Churchill
  5. “Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask to see the dessert menu.” - John Fitzgerald Kennedy
  6. “If at first, you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No sense being a damn fool about it.” - W.C. Fields
  7. “Labor to keep alive in your breast that little spark of celestial fire, called conscience.” - George Washington
  8. “Some people wonder all their lives if they’ve made a difference. The Marines don’t have that problem.” - Ronald Reagan

I’m a little suspicious about the Kennedy one.

There ain’t no take-backs in this game. You touch it (chess piece), you move it. A card laid is a card played.

Or perhaps… he who smelt it, dealt it.

All I can say is, mine are real.
Words of Wisdom.

  1. “Never refuse a chance to go the bathroom or to sit down.” - Clint Eastwood on autograph sessions
  2. “If it’s your job to eat a frog, it’s best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it’s your job to eat two frogs, it’s best to eat the biggest one first.” - Mark Twain
  3. “Send not to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.” - John Donne
  4. “If you’re going through hell, keep going.” - Winston Churchill
  5. “Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask to see the dessert menu.” - John Fitzgerald Kennedy
  6. “If at first, you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No sense being a damn fool about it.” - W.C. Fields
  7. “Labor to keep alive in your breast that little spark of celestial fire, called conscience.” - George Washington
  8. “Some people wonder all their lives if they’ve made a difference. The Marines don’t have that problem.” - Ronald Reagan
  9. “Why can’t everybody leave everybody else the hell alone?” - Jimmy Durante

All I can say is, mine are real.
Words of Wisdom.

  1. “Never refuse a chance to go the bathroom or to sit down.” - Clint Eastwood on autograph sessions
  2. “If it’s your job to eat a frog, it’s best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it’s your job to eat two frogs, it’s best to eat the biggest one first.” - Mark Twain
  3. “Send not to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.” - John Donne
  4. “If you’re going through hell, keep going.” - Winston Churchill
  5. “Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask to see the dessert menu.” - John Fitzgerald Kennedy
  6. “If at first, you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No sense being a damn fool about it.” - W.C. Fields
  7. “Labor to keep alive in your breast that little spark of celestial fire, called conscience.” - George Washington
  8. “Some people wonder all their lives if they’ve made a difference. The Marines don’t have that problem.” - Ronald Reagan
  9. “Why can’t everybody leave everybody else the hell alone?” - Jimmy Durante
  10. “Open one eye, then the other. See what you see and face up to it.” -Catherynne M. Valente

Words of Wisdom.

  1. “Never refuse a chance to go the bathroom or to sit down.” - Clint Eastwood on autograph sessions
  2. “If it’s your job to eat a frog, it’s best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it’s your job to eat two frogs, it’s best to eat the biggest one first.” - Mark Twain
  3. “Send not to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.” - John Donne
  4. “If you’re going through hell, keep going.” - Winston Churchill
  5. “Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask to see the dessert menu.” - John Fitzgerald Kennedy
  6. “If at first, you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No sense being a damn fool about it.” - W.C. Fields
  7. “Labor to keep alive in your breast that little spark of celestial fire, called conscience.” - George Washington
  8. “Some people wonder all their lives if they’ve made a difference. The Marines don’t have that problem.” - Ronald Reagan
  9. “Why can’t everybody leave everybody else the hell alone?” - Jimmy Durante
  10. “Open one eye, then the other. See what you see and face up to it.” -Catherynne M. Valente
  11. “God’s justice and His power are inseparable; vainly and foolishly do we invoke His power in an unjust cause.” - Michel de Montaigne

Words of Wisdom.

  1. “Never refuse a chance to go the bathroom or to sit down.” - Clint Eastwood on autograph sessions
  2. “If it’s your job to eat a frog, it’s best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it’s your job to eat two frogs, it’s best to eat the biggest one first.” - Mark Twain
  3. “Send not to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.” - John Donne
  4. “If you’re going through hell, keep going.” - Winston Churchill
  5. “Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask to see the dessert menu.” - John Fitzgerald Kennedy
  6. “If at first, you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No sense being a damn fool about it.” - W.C. Fields
  7. “Labor to keep alive in your breast that little spark of celestial fire, called conscience.” - George Washington
  8. “Some people wonder all their lives if they’ve made a difference. The Marines don’t have that problem.” - Ronald Reagan
  9. “Why can’t everybody leave everybody else the hell alone?” - Jimmy Durante
  10. “Open one eye, then the other. See what you see and face up to it.” -Catherynne M. Valente
  11. “God’s justice and His power are inseparable; vainly and foolishly do we invoke His power in an unjust cause.” - Michel de Montaigne
  12. “The Blues isn’t about feeling better. It’s about making other people feel worse. And making a few bucks while you’re at it!” - Bleeding Gums Murphy