Bakers Dozen

Weekend Chores on the Honey Do (or any other) List

  1. Install front door hardware
  2. Mopping
  3. Collect and discard all the dog poop in the yard
  4. Mowing the lawn
  5. Laundry, bloody laundry
  6. Working on the car
  7. Watching videos on the couch with her while I recover from my colonoscopy. Fun fun fun, yessirree.

Weekend Chores on the Honey Do (or any other) List

  1. Install front door hardware
  2. Mopping
  3. Collect and discard all the dog poop in the yard
  4. Mowing the lawn
  5. Laundry, bloody laundry
  6. Working on the car
  7. Watching videos on the couch with her while I recover from my colonoscopy. Fun fun fun, yessirree.
  8. Moving the cat’s litter box downstairs

Added, since it was skipped above.

Weekend Chores on the Honey Do (or any other) List

  1. Install front door hardware
  2. Mopping
  3. Collect and discard all the dog poop in the yard
  4. Mowing the lawn
  5. Laundry, bloody laundry
  6. Working on the car
  7. Watching videos on the couch with her while I recover from my colonoscopy. Fun fun fun, yessirree.
  8. Moving the cat’s litter box downstairs
  9. Reorganize the kitchen junk drawer

Weekend Chores on the Honey Do (or any other) List

  1. Install front door hardware
  2. Mopping
  3. Collect and discard all the dog poop in the yard
  4. Mowing the lawn
  5. Laundry, bloody laundry
  6. Working on the car
  7. Watching videos on the couch with her while I recover from my colonoscopy. Fun fun fun, yessirree.
  8. Moving the cat’s litter box downstairs
  9. Reorganize the kitchen junk drawer
  10. shovel more damned snow, if I have to

Weekend Chores on the Honey Do (or any other) List

  1. Install front door hardware
  2. Mopping
  3. Collect and discard all the dog poop in the yard
  4. Mowing the lawn
  5. Laundry, bloody laundry
  6. Working on the car
  7. Watching videos on the couch with her while I recover from my colonoscopy. Fun fun fun, yessirree.
  8. Moving the cat’s litter box downstairs
  9. Reorganize the kitchen junk drawer
  10. shovel more damned snow, if I have to
  11. Reorganize the home office

Weekend Chores on the Honey Do (or any other) List

  1. Install front door hardware
  2. Mopping
  3. Collect and discard all the dog poop in the yard
  4. Mowing the lawn
  5. Laundry, bloody laundry
  6. Working on the car
  7. Watching videos on the couch with her while I recover from my colonoscopy. Fun fun fun, yessirree.
  8. Moving the cat’s litter box downstairs
  9. Reorganize the kitchen junk drawer
  10. shovel more damned snow, if I have to
  11. Reorganize the home office
  12. Bring order to the cords on my desk

Weekend Chores on the Honey Do (or any other) List

  1. Install front door hardware
  2. Mopping
  3. Collect and discard all the dog poop in the yard
  4. Mowing the lawn
  5. Laundry, bloody laundry
  6. Working on the car
  7. Watching videos on the couch with her while I recover from my colonoscopy. Fun fun fun, yessirree.
  8. Moving the cat’s litter box downstairs
  9. Reorganize the kitchen junk drawer
  10. Shovel more damned snow, if I have to
  11. Reorganize the home office
  12. Bring order to the cords on my desk
  13. Pamper the Better Half for Valentine’s Day without Going Into Bankruptcy
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New Who/What/Wheres for the game of Clue

  1. Nurse Mahogany, with the (fireplace) poker, in the garage

New Who/What/Wheres for the game of Clue

  1. Nurse Mahogany, with the (fireplace) poker, in the garage
  2. Detective Berini, with a notepad, in the sheep pen

New Who/What/Wheres for the game of Clue

  1. Nurse Mahogany, with the (fireplace) poker, in the garage
  2. Detective Berini, with a notepad, in the sheep pen
  3. Ambassador Kinabo, with the Coke bottle, in the three-season porch

New Who/What/Wheres for the game of Clue

  1. Nurse Mahogany, with the (fireplace) poker, in the garage
  2. Detective Berini, with a notepad, in the sheep pen
  3. Ambassador Kinabo, with the Coke bottle, in the three-season porch
  4. Washed-Up Athlete/Actor O.J., with the knife, outside the house

Elendil’s Heir, please remit the cost of 2 pick-a-size paper towels to my business address, said disposable towels being used to clean a sudden spray of soda off of my monitor screen. :wink:

New Who/What/Wheres for the game Clue

  1. **Nurse Mahogany, with the (fireplace) poker, in the garage
  2. Detective Berini, with a notepad, in the sheep pen
  3. Ambassador Kinabo, with the Coke bottle, in the three-season porch
  4. Washed-Up Athlete/Actor O.J., with the knife, outside the house
  5. Lord Orange with the cyanide in the bathroom

New Who/What/Wheres for the game Clue

  1. Nurse Mahogany, with the (fireplace) poker, in the garage
  2. Detective Berini, with a notepad, in the sheep pen
  3. Ambassador Kinabo, with the Coke bottle, in the three-season porch
  4. Washed-Up Athlete/Actor O.J., with the knife, outside the house
  5. Lord Orange with the cyanide in the bathroom
  6. Dr. McCoy with the tri-corder in sick bay: “Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor not a Milton Bradley game piece!

New Who/What/Wheres for the game Clue

  1. Nurse Mahogany, with the (fireplace) poker, in the garage
  2. Detective Berini, with a notepad, in the sheep pen
  3. Ambassador Kinabo, with the Coke bottle, in the three-season porch
  4. Washed-Up Athlete/Actor O.J., with the knife, outside the house
  5. Lord Orange with the cyanide in the bathroom
  6. Dr. McCoy with the tri-corder in sick bay: “Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor not a Milton Bradley game piece!”
  7. Mr Clear, with an icicle, in the sun room.

“I don’t know what happened. I didn’t see anything.”

New Who/What/Wheres for the game Clue

  1. Nurse Mahogany, with the (fireplace) poker, in the garage
  2. Detective Berini, with a notepad, in the sheep pen
  3. Ambassador Kinabo, with the Coke bottle, in the three-season porch
  4. Washed-Up Athlete/Actor O.J., with the knife, outside the house
  5. Lord Orange with the cyanide in the bathroom
  6. Dr. McCoy with the tri-corder in sick bay: “Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor not a Milton Bradley game piece!”
  7. Mr Clear, with an icicle, in the sun room.
  8. Lady Gaga, with the microphone, in front of a crowd of thousands

New Who/What/Wheres for the game Clue

  1. Nurse Mahogany, with the (fireplace) poker, in the garage
  2. Detective Berini, with a notepad, in the sheep pen
  3. Ambassador Kinabo, with the Coke bottle, in the three-season porch
  4. Washed-Up Athlete/Actor O.J., with the knife, outside the house
  5. Lord Orange with the cyanide in the bathroom
  6. Dr. McCoy with the tri-corder in sick bay: “Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor not a Milton Bradley game piece!”
  7. Mr Clear, with an icicle, in the sun room.
  8. Lady Gaga, with the microphone, in front of a crowd of thousands
  9. George Takei, in the computer, with a wink and a heartfelt “Ohh, myy”

New Who/What/Wheres for the game Clue

  1. Nurse Mahogany, with the (fireplace) poker, in the garage
  2. Detective Berini, with a notepad, in the sheep pen
  3. Ambassador Kinabo, with the Coke bottle, in the three-season porch
  4. Washed-Up Athlete/Actor O.J., with the knife, outside the house
  5. Lord Orange with the cyanide in the bathroom
  6. Dr. McCoy with the tri-corder in sick bay: “Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor not a Milton Bradley game piece!”
  7. Mr Clear, with an icicle, in the sun room.
  8. Lady Gaga, with the microphone, in front of a crowd of thousands
  9. George Takei, in the computer, with a wink and a heartfelt “Ohh, myy”
  10. Jimmy Buffet, on the front porch, with a six string guitar.

New Who/What/Wheres for the game Clue

  1. Nurse Mahogany, with the (fireplace) poker, in the garage
  2. Detective Berini, with a notepad, in the sheep pen
  3. Ambassador Kinabo, with the Coke bottle, in the three-season porch
  4. Washed-Up Athlete/Actor O.J., with the knife, outside the house
  5. Lord Orange with the cyanide in the bathroom
  6. Dr. McCoy with the tri-corder in sick bay: “Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor not a Milton Bradley game piece!”
  7. Mr Clear, with an icicle, in the sun room.
  8. Lady Gaga, with the microphone, in front of a crowd of thousands
  9. George Takei, in the computer, with a wink and a heartfelt “Ohh, myy”
  10. Jimmy Buffet, on the front porch, with a six string guitar.
  11. Red Sonya, on the battlefield, with a claymore

New Who/What/Wheres for the game Clue

  1. Nurse Mahogany, with the (fireplace) poker, in the garage
  2. Detective Berini, with a notepad, in the sheep pen
  3. Ambassador Kinabo, with the Coke bottle, in the three-season porch
  4. Washed-Up Athlete/Actor O.J., with the knife, outside the house
  5. Lord Orange with the cyanide in the bathroom
  6. Dr. McCoy with the tri-corder in sick bay: “Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor not a Milton Bradley game piece!”
  7. Mr Clear, with an icicle, in the sun room.
  8. Lady Gaga, with the microphone, in front of a crowd of thousands
  9. George Takei, in the computer, with a wink and a heartfelt “Ohh, myy”
  10. Jimmy Buffet, on the front porch, with a six string guitar.
  11. Red Sonya, on the battlefield, with a claymore
  12. Mr Blonde, with a straight razor, in the warehouse

New Who/What/Wheres for the game Clue

  1. Nurse Mahogany, with the (fireplace) poker, in the garage
  2. Detective Berini, with a notepad, in the sheep pen
  3. Ambassador Kinabo, with the Coke bottle, in the three-season porch
  4. Washed-Up Athlete/Actor O.J., with the knife, outside the house
  5. Lord Orange with the cyanide in the bathroom
  6. Dr. McCoy with the tri-corder in sick bay: “Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor not a Milton Bradley game piece!”
  7. Mr Clear, with an icicle, in the sun room.
  8. Lady Gaga, with the microphone, in front of a crowd of thousands
  9. George Takei, in the computer, with a wink and a heartfelt “Ohh, myy”
  10. Jimmy Buffet, on the front porch, with a six string guitar.
  11. Red Sonya, on the battlefield, with a claymore
  12. Mr Blonde, with a straight razor, in the warehouse
  13. Batman, anywhere with anything when he’s prepared.

Next up: Fictional works where someone commits suicide

  1. Dr. Zhivago–Pasha Antipov (shooting)