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Fictional Murderers In Non-Mystery Novels/Stories/Plays

  1. Rodion Raskolnikov in Dostoevsky’s Crime and Punishment
  2. Hannibal Lecter, Silence of the Lambs
  3. Macbeth in Shakespeare’s Scottish play
  4. John Rainbird, Firestarter
  5. Karl Childers, Sling Blade
  6. Syndrome, The Incredibles
  7. Goneril, King Lear
  8. Alex, A Clockwork Orange

Fictional Murderers In Non-Mystery Novels/Stories/Plays

  1. Rodion Raskolnikov in Dostoevsky’s Crime and Punishment
  2. Hannibal Lecter, Silence of the Lambs
  3. Macbeth in Shakespeare’s Scottish play
  4. John Rainbird, Firestarter
  5. Karl Childers, Sling Blade
  6. Syndrome, The Incredibles
  7. Goneril, King Lear
  8. Alex, A Clockwork Orange
  9. The unnamed narrator in Poe’s The Tell-Tale Heart

Fictional Murderers In Non-Mystery Novels/Stories/Plays

  1. Rodion Raskolnikov in Dostoevsky’s Crime and Punishment
  2. Hannibal Lecter, Silence of the Lambs
  3. Macbeth in Shakespeare’s Scottish play
  4. John Rainbird, Firestarter
  5. Karl Childers, Sling Blade
  6. Syndrome, The Incredibles
  7. Goneril, King Lear
  8. Alex, A Clockwork Orange
  9. The unnamed narrator in Poe’s The Tell-Tale Heart
  10. The Bride, Kill Bill

Fictional Murderers In Non-Mystery Novels/Stories/Plays

  1. Rodion Raskolnikov in Dostoevsky’s Crime and Punishment
  2. Hannibal Lecter, Silence of the Lambs
  3. Macbeth in Shakespeare’s Scottish play
  4. John Rainbird, Firestarter
  5. Karl Childers, Sling Blade
  6. Syndrome, The Incredibles
  7. Goneril, King Lear
  8. Alex, A Clockwork Orange
  9. The unnamed narrator in Poe’s The Tell-Tale Heart
  10. The Bride, Kill Bill
  11. Hamlet

Fictional Murderers In Non-Mystery Novels/Stories/Plays

  1. Rodion Raskolnikov in Dostoevsky’s Crime and Punishment
  2. Hannibal Lecter, Silence of the Lambs
  3. Macbeth in Shakespeare’s Scottish play
  4. John Rainbird, Firestarter
  5. Karl Childers, Sling Blade
  6. Syndrome, The Incredibles
  7. Goneril, King Lear
  8. Alex, A Clockwork Orange
  9. The unnamed narrator in Poe’s The Tell-Tale Heart
  10. The Bride, Kill Bill
  11. Hamlet
  12. Rick Blaine, Casablanca

Maj. Strasser would say so, anyway.

Fictional Murderers In Non-Mystery Novels/Stories/Plays

  1. Rodion Raskolnikov in Dostoevsky’s Crime and Punishment
  2. Hannibal Lecter, Silence of the Lambs
  3. Macbeth in Shakespeare’s Scottish play
  4. John Rainbird, Firestarter
  5. Karl Childers, Sling Blade
  6. Syndrome, The Incredibles
  7. Goneril, King Lear
  8. Alex, A Clockwork Orange
  9. The unnamed narrator in Poe’s The Tell-Tale Heart
  10. The Bride, Kill Bill
  11. Hamlet
  12. Rick Blaine, Casablanca
  13. Tony in West Side Story

Hi! I’m Chevy Chase, and

  1. You’re not.

Hi! I’m Chevy Chase, and

  1. You’re not.
  2. …I haven’t been relevant in 30 years!

(Seriously, wtf?)

Hi! I’m Chevy Chase, and

  1. You’re not.
  2. …I haven’t been relevant in 30 years!
  3. here in the year 2089, there’s been much speculation as to how I’m still alive. (small, enigmatic smile)

Hi! I’m Chevy Chase, and

  1. You’re not.
  2. …I haven’t been relevant in 30 years!
  3. here in the year 2089, there’s been much speculation as to how I’m still alive. (small, enigmatic smile)
  4. You probably won’t see me, live, on tonight’s “SNL 40th Anniversary special” because I alienated pretty much everybody I’ve ever come in contact with.

Hi! I’m Chevy Chase, and

  1. You’re not.
  2. …I haven’t been relevant in 30 years!
  3. here in the year 2089, there’s been much speculation as to how I’m still alive. (small, enigmatic smile)
  4. You probably won’t see me, live, on tonight’s “SNL 40th Anniversary special” because I alienated pretty much everybody I’ve ever come in contact with.
  5. …I’m wondering if I can have my old job back, Lorne.

Hi! I’m Chevy Chase, and

  1. You’re not.
  2. …I haven’t been relevant in 30 years!
  3. here in the year 2089, there’s been much speculation as to how I’m still alive. (small, enigmatic smile)
  4. You probably won’t see me, live, on tonight’s “SNL 40th Anniversary special” because I alienated pretty much everybody I’ve ever come in contact with.
  5. …I’m wondering if I can have my old job back, Lorne.
  6. …Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

Hi! I’m Chevy Chase, and

  1. You’re not.
  2. …I haven’t been relevant in 30 years!
  3. here in the year 2089, there’s been much speculation as to how I’m still alive. (small, enigmatic smile)
  4. You probably won’t see me, live, on tonight’s “SNL 40th Anniversary special” because I alienated pretty much everybody I’ve ever come in contact with.
  5. …I’m wondering if I can have my old job back, Lorne.
  6. …Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
  7. … JohnT was wrong in answer #4, HAHAHAHA!

Hi! I’m Chevy Chase, and

  1. You’re not.
  2. …I haven’t been relevant in 30 years!
  3. here in the year 2089, there’s been much speculation as to how I’m still alive. (small, enigmatic smile)
  4. You probably won’t see me, live, on tonight’s “SNL 40th Anniversary special” because I alienated pretty much everybody I’ve ever come in contact with.
  5. …I’m wondering if I can have my old job back, Lorne.
  6. …Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
  7. … JohnT was wrong in answer #4, HAHAHAHA!
  8. … are you using the whole fist doc? Did you spend any time in prison doc? (Fletch (2/10) Movie CLIP - Bend Over, Mr. Babar (1985) HD - YouTube)

Hi! I’m Chevy Chase, and

  1. You’re not.
  2. …I haven’t been relevant in 30 years!
  3. here in the year 2089, there’s been much speculation as to how I’m still alive. (small, enigmatic smile)
  4. You probably won’t see me, live, on tonight’s “SNL 40th Anniversary special” because I alienated pretty much everybody I’ve ever come in contact with.
  5. …I’m wondering if I can have my old job back, Lorne.
  6. …Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
  7. … JohnT was wrong in answer #4, HAHAHAHA!
  8. … are you using the whole fist doc? Did you spend any time in prison doc?
  9. … and so are you!

Hi! I’m Chevy Chase, and

  1. You’re not.
  2. …I haven’t been relevant in 30 years!
  3. here in the year 2089, there’s been much speculation as to how I’m still alive. (small, enigmatic smile)
  4. You probably won’t see me, live, on tonight’s “SNL 40th Anniversary special” because I alienated pretty much everybody I’ve ever come in contact with.
  5. …I’m wondering if I can have my old job back, Lorne.
  6. …Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
  7. … JohnT was wrong in answer #4, HAHAHAHA!
  8. … are you using the whole fist doc? Did you spend any time in prison doc?
  9. … and so are you!
  10. I’m under a winter storm warning right now!

Hi! I’m Chevy Chase, and

  1. You’re not.
  2. …I haven’t been relevant in 30 years!
  3. here in the year 2089, there’s been much speculation as to how I’m still alive. (small, enigmatic smile)
  4. You probably won’t see me, live, on tonight’s “SNL 40th Anniversary special” because I alienated pretty much everybody I’ve ever come in contact with.
  5. …I’m wondering if I can have my old job back, Lorne.
  6. …Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
  7. … JohnT was wrong in answer #4, HAHAHAHA!
  8. … are you using the whole fist doc? Did you spend any time in prison doc?
  9. … and so are you!
  10. I’m under a winter storm warning right now!
  11. … I repair hot tub time machines!

Hi! I’m Chevy Chase, and

  1. You’re not.
  2. …I haven’t been relevant in 30 years!
  3. here in the year 2089, there’s been much speculation as to how I’m still alive. (small, enigmatic smile)
  4. You probably won’t see me, live, on tonight’s “SNL 40th Anniversary special” because I alienated pretty much everybody I’ve ever come in contact with.
  5. …I’m wondering if I can have my old job back, Lorne.
  6. …Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
  7. … JohnT was wrong in answer #4, HAHAHAHA!
  8. … are you using the whole fist doc? Did you spend any time in prison doc?
  9. … and so are you!
  10. I’m under a winter storm warning right now!
  11. … I repair hot tub time machines!
  12. …not Bethesda.

Hi! I’m Chevy Chase, and

  1. You’re not.
  2. …I haven’t been relevant in 30 years!
  3. here in the year 2089, there’s been much speculation as to how I’m still alive. (small, enigmatic smile)
  4. You probably won’t see me, live, on tonight’s “SNL 40th Anniversary special” because I alienated pretty much everybody I’ve ever come in contact with.
  5. …I’m wondering if I can have my old job back, Lorne.
  6. …Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
  7. … JohnT was wrong in answer #4, HAHAHAHA!
  8. … are you using the whole fist doc? Did you spend any time in prison doc?
  9. … and so are you!
  10. I’m under a winter storm warning right now!
  11. … I repair hot tub time machines!
  12. …not Bethesda.
  13. …sometimes I miss Jerry Ford a little.

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Things overheard backstage at the SNL 40th anniversary special

  1. “I saw John Belushi throw up in that sink once… no, twice.”

Things overheard backstage at the SNL 40th anniversary special

  1. “I saw John Belushi throw up in that sink once… no, twice.”
  2. “OMG, it’s Mike Myers and Dana Carvey! We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy!”

Things overheard backstage at the SNL 40th anniversary special

  1. “I saw John Belushi throw up in that sink once… no, twice.”
  2. “OMG, it’s Mike Myers and Dana Carvey! We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy!”
  3. “Jane you elderly slut!”