Bakers Dozen

Things overheard backstage at the SNL 40th anniversary special

  1. “I saw John Belushi throw up in that sink once… no, twice.”
  2. “OMG, it’s Mike Myers and Dana Carvey! We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy!”
  3. “Jane you elderly slut!”
  4. “Donkey!” “Shrek!”

Things overheard backstage at the SNL 40th anniversary special

  1. “I saw John Belushi throw up in that sink once… no, twice.”
  2. “OMG, it’s Mike Myers and Dana Carvey! We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy!”
  3. “Jane you elderly slut!”
  4. “Donkey!” “Shrek!”
  5. “No Coke! Geritol!”

Things overheard backstage at the SNL 40th anniversary special

  1. “I saw John Belushi throw up in that sink once… no, twice.”
  2. “OMG, it’s Mike Myers and Dana Carvey! We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy!”
  3. “Jane you elderly slut!”
  4. “Donkey!” “Shrek!”
  5. “No Coke! Geritol!”
  6. “I heard they were gonna have Lorne direct Avengers III and IV! The heads of nerds across the GLOBE will asplode!”

Things overheard backstage at the SNL 40th anniversary special

  1. “I saw John Belushi throw up in that sink once… no, twice.”
  2. “OMG, it’s Mike Myers and Dana Carvey! We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy!”
  3. “Jane you elderly slut!”
  4. “Donkey!” “Shrek!”
  5. “No Coke! Geritol!”
  6. “I heard they were gonna have Lorne direct Avengers III and IV! The heads of nerds across the GLOBE will asplode!”
  7. “Did anybody ever figure out why they let Christine Ebersole sing?”

Things overheard backstage at the SNL 40th anniversary special

  1. “I saw John Belushi throw up in that sink once… no, twice.”
  2. “OMG, it’s Mike Myers and Dana Carvey! We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy!”
  3. “Jane you elderly slut!”
  4. “Donkey!” “Shrek!”
  5. “No Coke! Geritol!”
  6. “I heard they were gonna have Lorne direct Avengers III and IV! The heads of nerds across the GLOBE will asplode!”
  7. “Did anybody ever figure out why they let Christine Ebersole sing?”
  8. “You know, if it weren’t for Johnny we would never have been there in 1975. Carson is King, long live Carson!”

Things overheard backstage at the SNL 40th anniversary special

  1. “I saw John Belushi throw up in that sink once… no, twice.”
  2. “OMG, it’s Mike Myers and Dana Carvey! We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy!”
  3. “Jane you elderly slut!”
  4. “Donkey!” “Shrek!”
  5. “No Coke! Geritol!”
  6. “I heard they were gonna have Lorne direct Avengers III and IV! The heads of nerds across the GLOBE will asplode!”
  7. “Did anybody ever figure out why they let Christine Ebersole sing?”
  8. “You know, if it weren’t for Johnny we would never have been there in 1975. Carson is King, long live Carson!”
  9. “Tony Rosato… Tony Rosato… Rosato… nope, you’re not on the invitation list. Yeah, SUUUUURE you were a cast member.”

Things overheard backstage at the SNL 40th anniversary special

  1. “I saw John Belushi throw up in that sink once… no, twice.”
  2. “OMG, it’s Mike Myers and Dana Carvey! We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy!”
  3. “Jane you elderly slut!”
  4. “Donkey!” “Shrek!”
  5. “No Coke! Geritol!”
  6. “I heard they were gonna have Lorne direct Avengers III and IV! The heads of nerds across the GLOBE will asplode!”
  7. “Did anybody ever figure out why they let Christine Ebersole sing?”
  8. “You know, if it weren’t for Johnny we would never have been there in 1975. Carson is King, long live Carson!”
  9. “Tony Rosato… Tony Rosato… Rosato… nope, you’re not on the invitation list. Yeah, SUUUUURE you were a cast member.”
  10. “So, are we all just pretending Jean Doumanian and Dick Ebersol don’t exist?”

Things overheard backstage at the SNL 40th anniversary special

  1. “I saw John Belushi throw up in that sink once… no, twice.”
  2. “OMG, it’s Mike Myers and Dana Carvey! We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy!”
  3. “Jane you elderly slut!”
  4. “Donkey!” “Shrek!”
  5. “No Coke! Geritol!”
  6. “I heard they were gonna have Lorne direct Avengers III and IV! The heads of nerds across the GLOBE will asplode!”
  7. “Did anybody ever figure out why they let Christine Ebersole sing?”
  8. “You know, if it weren’t for Johnny we would never have been there in 1975. Carson is King, long live Carson!”
  9. “Tony Rosato… Tony Rosato… Rosato… nope, you’re not on the invitation list. Yeah, SUUUUURE you were a cast member.”
  10. “So, are we all just pretending Jean Doumanian and Dick Ebersol don’t exist?”
  11. “Pity about Victoria Jackson- somehow here limo driver accidentally dropped her off in front of a particularly seedy drag bar in the Village.”

Things overheard backstage at the SNL 40th anniversary special

  1. “I saw John Belushi throw up in that sink once… no, twice.”
  2. “OMG, it’s Mike Myers and Dana Carvey! We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy!”
  3. “Jane you elderly slut!”
  4. “Donkey!” “Shrek!”
  5. “No Coke! Geritol!”
  6. “I heard they were gonna have Lorne direct Avengers III and IV! The heads of nerds across the GLOBE will asplode!”
  7. “Did anybody ever figure out why they let Christine Ebersole sing?”
  8. “You know, if it weren’t for Johnny we would never have been there in 1975. Carson is King, long live Carson!”
  9. “Tony Rosato… Tony Rosato… Rosato… nope, you’re not on the invitation list. Yeah, SUUUUURE you were a cast member.”
  10. “So, are we all just pretending Jean Doumanian and Dick Ebersol don’t exist?”
  11. “Pity about Victoria Jackson- somehow here limo driver accidentally dropped her off in front of a particularly seedy drag bar in the Village.”
  12. “Hey! Where’s Gilda Radner?”

Things overheard backstage at the SNL 40th anniversary special

  1. “I saw John Belushi throw up in that sink once… no, twice.”
  2. “OMG, it’s Mike Myers and Dana Carvey! We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy!”
  3. “Jane you elderly slut!”
  4. “Donkey!” “Shrek!”
  5. “No Coke! Geritol!”
  6. “I heard they were gonna have Lorne direct Avengers III and IV! The heads of nerds across the GLOBE will asplode!”
  7. “Did anybody ever figure out why they let Christine Ebersole sing?”
  8. “You know, if it weren’t for Johnny we would never have been there in 1975. Carson is King, long live Carson!”
  9. “Tony Rosato… Tony Rosato… Rosato… nope, you’re not on the invitation list. Yeah, SUUUUURE you were a cast member.”
  10. “So, are we all just pretending Jean Doumanian and Dick Ebersol don’t exist?”
  11. “Pity about Victoria Jackson- somehow here limo driver accidentally dropped her off in front of a particularly seedy drag bar in the Village.”
  12. “Hey! Where’s Gilda Radner?”
  13. “I think I can still smell the stench Frank Zappa’s episode left behind.”
    I pass

In honor of Mardi Gras and its bal masques-

Famous masked people

  1. The Lone Ranger

Famous masked people

  1. The Lone Ranger
  2. Batman

Famous masked people

  1. The Lone Ranger
  2. Batman
  3. V

Famous masked people

  1. The Lone Ranger
  2. Batman
  3. V
  4. Phantom of the Opera

Famous masked people

  1. The Lone Ranger
  2. Batman
  3. V
  4. Phantom of the Opera
  5. KISS

Make-up masks count right?

Famous masked people

  1. The Lone Ranger
  2. Batman
  3. V
  4. Phantom of the Opera
  5. KISS
  6. Patrick Roy

Famous masked people

  1. The Lone Ranger
  2. Batman
  3. V
  4. Phantom of the Opera
  5. KISS
  6. Patrick Roy
  7. Michael Myers

Famous masked people

  1. The Lone Ranger
  2. Batman
  3. V
  4. Phantom of the Opera
  5. KISS
  6. Patrick Roy
  7. Michael Myers
  8. The Man in Black (The Princess Bride) "[Masks are] terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future. "

Famous masked people

  1. The Lone Ranger
  2. Batman
  3. V
  4. Phantom of the Opera
  5. KISS
  6. Patrick Roy
  7. Michael Myers
  8. Johnny Bench

(correcting the ninjafication)

Famous masked people

  1. The Lone Ranger
  2. Batman
  3. V
  4. Phantom of the Opera
  5. KISS
  6. Patrick Roy
  7. Michael Myers
  8. Johnny Bench
  9. The Man in Black (The Princess Bride) "[Masks are] terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future. "