Bakers Dozen

Movies Pixar will never make

  1. Toy Story 4: Electric Toy Boogaloo
  2. Flik vs Z: The Ultimate Showdown
  3. Monsters’ Ink: The Boys Get Tattoos
  4. Down!: The Revenge of Charles F. Muntz
  5. Deliverance 2: Woody, Buzz and Mr. Potato Head Go Canoeing on the Cahulawassee River
  6. The Aristocrats, starring the Incredibles
  7. A Bug’s Death
  8. Ratatouille 2: The Battle Over Whether Young Children Should Eat at Gourmet Restaurants Owned by Rats
  9. Cars 3: The Scrapyard

Movies Pixar will never make

  1. Toy Story 4: Electric Toy Boogaloo
  2. Flik vs Z: The Ultimate Showdown
  3. Monsters’ Ink: The Boys Get Tattoos
  4. Down!: The Revenge of Charles F. Muntz
  5. Deliverance 2: Woody, Buzz and Mr. Potato Head Go Canoeing on the Cahulawassee River
  6. The Aristocrats, starring the Incredibles
  7. A Bug’s Death
  8. Ratatouille 2: The Battle Over Whether Young Children Should Eat at Gourmet Restaurants Owned by Rats
  9. Cars 3: The Scrapyard
  10. Dory Does Dallas

Movies Pixar will never make

  1. Toy Story 4: Electric Toy Boogaloo
  2. Flik vs Z: The Ultimate Showdown
  3. Monsters’ Ink: The Boys Get Tattoos
  4. Down!: The Revenge of Charles F. Muntz
  5. Deliverance 2: Woody, Buzz and Mr. Potato Head Go Canoeing on the Cahulawassee River
  6. The Aristocrats, starring the Incredibles
  7. A Bug’s Death
  8. Ratatouille 2: The Battle Over Whether Young Children Should Eat at Gourmet Restaurants Owned by Rats
  9. Cars 3: The Scrapyard
  10. Dory Does Dallas
  11. Wall-I: The Story of a Robot with Vision Problems

Movies Pixar will never make

  1. Toy Story 4: Electric Toy Boogaloo
  2. Flik vs Z: The Ultimate Showdown
  3. Monsters’ Ink: The Boys Get Tattoos
  4. Down!: The Revenge of Charles F. Muntz
  5. Deliverance 2: Woody, Buzz and Mr. Potato Head Go Canoeing on the Cahulawassee River
  6. The Aristocrats, starring the Incredibles
  7. A Bug’s Death
  8. Ratatouille 2: The Battle Over Whether Young Children Should Eat at Gourmet Restaurants Owned by Rats
  9. Cars 3: The Scrapyard
  10. Dory Does Dallas
  11. Wall-I: The Story of a Robot with Vision Problems
  12. The Incredibles: Rise of the Silver Surfer

Movies Pixar will never make

  1. Toy Story 4: Electric Toy Boogaloo
  2. Flik vs Z: The Ultimate Showdown
  3. Monsters’ Ink: The Boys Get Tattoos
  4. Down!: The Revenge of Charles F. Muntz
  5. Deliverance 2: Woody, Buzz and Mr. Potato Head Go Canoeing on the Cahulawassee River
  6. The Aristocrats, starring the Incredibles
  7. A Bug’s Death
  8. Ratatouille 2: The Battle Over Whether Young Children Should Eat at Gourmet Restaurants Owned by Rats
  9. Cars 3: The Scrapyard
  10. Dory Does Dallas
  11. Wall-I: The Story of a Robot with Vision Problems
  12. The Incredibles: Rise of the Silver Surfer
  13. Buzz and Woody: Andy’s College Years

Movies that could be improved by Dinosaurs

  1. Fifty Shades of Gallimimus

Movies that could be improved by Dinosaurs

  1. Fifty Shades of Gallimimus
  2. Casablankylosaurus

Movies that could be improved by Dinosaurs

  1. Fifty Shades of Gallimimus
  2. Casablankylosaurus
  3. Dances With Velociraptors

Movies that could be improved by Dinosaurs

  1. Fifty Shades of Gallimimus
  2. Casablankylosaurus
  3. Dances With Velociraptors
  4. Steel Magnoliasuarus

Movies that could be improved by Dinosaurs

  1. Fifty Shades of Gallimimus
  2. Casablankylosaurus
  3. Dances With Velociraptors
  4. Steel Magnoliasuarus
  5. Titus Andronicasaurus Rex

Movies that could be improved by Dinosaurs

  1. Fifty Shades of Gallimimus
  2. Casablankylosaurus
  3. Dances With Velociraptors
  4. Steel Magnoliasuarus
  5. Titus Andronicasaurus Rex
  6. A Few Good Mendozasauri

Movies that could be improved by Dinosaurs

  1. Fifty Shades of Gallimimus
  2. Casablankylosaurus
  3. Dances With Velociraptors
  4. Steel Magnoliasuarus
  5. Titus Andronicasaurus Rex
  6. A Few Good Mendozasauri
  7. Triceratops Gun

Movies that could be improved by Dinosaurs

  1. Fifty Shades of Gallimimus
  2. Casablankylosaurus
  3. Dances With Velociraptors
  4. Steel Magnoliasuarus
  5. Titus Andronicasaurus Rex
  6. A Few Good Mendozasauri
  7. Triceratops Gun
  8. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Ankylosaurus

Movies that could be improved by Dinosaurs

  1. Fifty Shades of Gallimimus
  2. Casablankylosaurus
  3. Dances With Velociraptors
  4. Steel Magnoliasuarus
  5. Titus Andronicasaurus Rex
  6. A Few Good Mendozasauri
  7. Triceratops Gun
  8. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Ankylosaurus
  9. Pteranodon O’Clock High

Movies that could be improved by Dinosaurs

  1. Fifty Shades of Gallimimus
  2. Casablankylosaurus
  3. Dances With Velociraptors
  4. Steel Magnoliasuarus
  5. Titus Andronicasaurus Rex
  6. A Few Good Mendozasauri
  7. Triceratops Gun
  8. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Ankylosaurus
  9. Pteranodon O’Clock High
  10. To Kill a Changyuraptor

Movies that could be improved by Dinosaurs

  1. Fifty Shades of Gallimimus
  2. Casablankylosaurus
  3. Dances With Velociraptors
  4. Steel Magnoliasuarus
  5. Titus Andronicasaurus Rex
  6. A Few Good Mendozasauri
  7. Triceratops Gun
  8. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Ankylosaurus
  9. Pteranodon O’Clock High
  10. To Kill a Changyuraptor
  11. The Godzillafather

Movies that could be improved by Dinosaurs

  1. Fifty Shades of Gallimimus
  2. Casablankylosaurus
  3. Dances With Velociraptors
  4. Steel Magnoliasuarus
  5. Titus Andronicasaurus Rex
  6. A Few Good Mendozasauri
  7. Triceratops Gun
  8. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Ankylosaurus
  9. Pteranodon O’Clock High
  10. To Kill a Changyuraptor
  11. The Godzillafather
  12. The Shawshankylosaurus Redemption

I just HAD to do another one!
Movies that could be improved by Dinosaurs

  1. Fifty Shades of Gallimimus
  2. Casablankylosaurus
  3. Dances With Velociraptors
  4. Steel Magnoliasuarus
  5. Titus Andronicasaurus Rex
  6. A Few Good Mendozasauri
  7. Triceratops Gun
  8. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Ankylosaurus
  9. Pteranodon O’Clock High
  10. To Kill a Changyuraptor
  11. The Godzillafather
  12. The Shawshankylosaurus Redemption
  13. Debbie Does Dallasaurus Rex
    Okay, I pass.

Rejected Trump campaign slogans

  1. We shall overcomb!

Rejected Trump campaign slogans

  1. We shall overcomb!
  2. A vote for me is a vote to deport Rosie!