Bakers Dozen

Rejected Trump campaign slogans

  1. We shall overcomb!
  2. A vote for me is a vote to deport Rosie!
  3. A chicken in every pot, and bad toupees in every closet.

Rejected Trump campaign slogans

  1. We shall overcomb!
  2. A vote for me is a vote to deport Rosie!
  3. A chicken in every pot, and bad toupees in every closet.
  4. I’m the other Don with bad hair.

Rejected Trump campaign slogans

  1. We shall overcomb!
  2. A vote for me is a vote to deport Rosie!
  3. A chicken in every pot, and bad toupees in every closet.
  4. I’m the other Don with bad hair.
  5. You’re all fired!

Rejected Trump campaign slogans

  1. We shall overcomb!
  2. A vote for me is a vote to deport Rosie!
  3. A chicken in every pot, and bad toupees in every closet.
  4. I’m the other Don with bad hair.
  5. You’re all fired!
  6. In 2016, there’s hell toupee!

Rejected Trump campaign slogans

  1. We shall overcomb!
  2. A vote for me is a vote to deport Rosie!
  3. A chicken in every pot, and bad toupees in every closet.
  4. I’m the other Don with bad hair.
  5. You’re all fired!
  6. In 2016, there’s hell toupee!
  7. Instead of debates, we nominate the candidate who sells the most lemonade at a street corner stand!

Rejected Trump campaign slogans

  1. We shall overcomb!
  2. A vote for me is a vote to deport Rosie!
  3. A chicken in every pot, and bad toupees in every closet.
  4. I’m the other Don with bad hair.
  5. You’re all fired!
  6. In 2016, there’s hell toupee!
  7. Instead of debates, we nominate the candidate who sells the most lemonade at a street corner stand!
  8. Ivana vote for the Don!

Rejected Trump campaign slogans

  1. We shall overcomb!
  2. A vote for me is a vote to deport Rosie!
  3. A chicken in every pot, and bad toupees in every closet.
  4. I’m the other Don with bad hair.
  5. You’re all fired!
  6. In 2016, there’s hell toupee!
  7. Instead of debates, we nominate the candidate who sells the most lemonade at a street corner stand!
  8. Ivana vote for the Don!
  9. I started out with only 200 million of my Dad’s bucks- look at me now!

Rejected Trump campaign slogans

  1. We shall overcomb!
  2. A vote for me is a vote to deport Rosie!
  3. A chicken in every pot, and bad toupees in every closet.
  4. I’m the other Don with bad hair.
  5. You’re all fired!
  6. In 2016, there’s hell toupee!
  7. Instead of debates, we nominate the candidate who sells the most lemonade at a street corner stand!
  8. Ivana vote for the Don!
  9. I started out with only 200 million of my Dad’s bucks- look at me now!
  10. Let’s rename the White House the Trump House!

Rejected Trump campaign slogans

  1. We shall overcomb!
  2. A vote for me is a vote to deport Rosie!
  3. A chicken in every pot, and bad toupees in every closet.
  4. I’m the other Don with bad hair.
  5. You’re all fired!
  6. In 2016, there’s hell toupee!
  7. Instead of debates, we nominate the candidate who sells the most lemonade at a street corner stand!
  8. Ivana vote for the Don!
  9. I started out with only 200 million of my Dad’s bucks- look at me now!
  10. Let’s rename the White House the Trump House!
  11. Turn the White House into Co-ops!

Rejected Trump campaign slogans

  1. We shall overcomb!
  2. A vote for me is a vote to deport Rosie!
  3. A chicken in every pot, and bad toupees in every closet.
  4. I’m the other Don with bad hair.
  5. You’re all fired!
  6. In 2016, there’s hell toupee!
  7. Instead of debates, we nominate the candidate who sells the most lemonade at a street corner stand!
  8. Ivana vote for the Don!
  9. I started out with only 200 million of my Dad’s bucks- look at me now!
  10. Let’s rename the White House the Trump House!
  11. Turn the White House into Co-ops!
  12. Four bankruptcies show what I could do for the American economy!

Rejected Trump campaign slogans

  1. We shall overcomb!

  2. A vote for me is a vote to deport Rosie!

  3. A chicken in every pot, and bad toupees in every closet.

  4. I’m the other Don with bad hair.

  5. You’re all fired!

  6. In 2016, there’s hell toupee!

  7. Instead of debates, we nominate the candidate who sells the most lemonade at a street corner stand!

  8. Ivana vote for the Don!

  9. I started out with only 200 million of my Dad’s bucks- look at me now!

  10. Let’s rename the White House the Trump House!

  11. Turn the White House into Co-ops!

  12. Four bankruptcies show what I could do for the American economy

  13. Understated in 50 States!
    Songs you don’t want to be overheard loudly singing with headphones on in the airport security line:

  14. Janie’s Got a Gun

Songs you don’t want to be overheard loudly singing with headphones on in the airport security line:

  1. Janie’s Got a Gun
  2. The Ballad of D.B. Cooper

Songs you don’t want to be overheard loudly singing with headphones on in the airport security line:

  1. Janie’s Got a Gun
  2. The Ballad of D.B. Cooper
  3. “What Happens Now?” by Porcupine Tree

“Well I could be boarding an aircraft / With a bomb concealed in somebody’s briefcase / And my body will spread through the heavens, across the sky…”

Songs you don’t want to be overheard loudly singing with headphones on in the airport security line:

  1. Janie’s Got a Gun
  2. The Ballad of D.B. Cooper
  3. “What Happens Now?” by Porcupine Tree
  4. “Fire and Rain” (especially that line about "flying machines in pieces on the ground)

Songs you don’t want to be overheard loudly singing with headphones on in the airport security line:

  1. Janie’s Got a Gun
  2. The Ballad of D.B. Cooper
  3. “What Happens Now?” by Porcupine Tree
  4. “Fire and Rain” (especially that line about "flying machines in pieces on the ground)
  5. Hit The Plane Down

by Pavement. “There’s no survivors; there’s no survivors.”

Songs you don’t want to be overheard loudly singing with headphones on in the airport security line:

  1. Janie’s Got a Gun
  2. The Ballad of D.B. Cooper
  3. “What Happens Now?” by Porcupine Tree
  4. “Fire and Rain” (especially that line about "flying machines in pieces on the ground)
  5. Hit The Plane Down
  6. 30KFT by Assemblage 23 (“The captain’s just informed us that the plane is going down/I’m calling one last time to say I love you.”)

Songs you don’t want to be overheard loudly singing with headphones on in the airport security line:

  1. Janie’s Got a Gun
  2. The Ballad of D.B. Cooper
  3. “What Happens Now?” by Porcupine Tree
  4. “Fire and Rain” (especially that line about "flying machines in pieces on the ground)
  5. Hit The Plane Down
  6. 30KFT by Assemblage 23 (“The captain’s just informed us that the plane is going down/I’m calling one last time to say I love you.”)
  7. “Terrorism,” XTC

Songs you don’t want to be overheard loudly singing with headphones on in the airport security line:

  1. Janie’s Got a Gun
  2. The Ballad of D.B. Cooper
  3. “What Happens Now?” by Porcupine Tree
  4. “Fire and Rain” (especially that line about "flying machines in pieces on the ground)
  5. Hit The Plane Down
  6. 30KFT by Assemblage 23 (“The captain’s just informed us that the plane is going down/I’m calling one last time to say I love you.”)
  7. “Terrorism,” XTC
  8. Rock the Casbah

Songs you don’t want to be overheard loudly singing with headphones on in the airport security line:

  1. Janie’s Got a Gun
  2. The Ballad of D.B. Cooper
  3. “What Happens Now?” by Porcupine Tree
  4. “Fire and Rain” (especially that line about "flying machines in pieces on the ground)
  5. Hit The Plane Down
  6. 30KFT by Assemblage 23 (“The captain’s just informed us that the plane is going down/I’m calling one last time to say I love you.”)
  7. “Terrorism,” XTC
  8. Rock the Casbah
  9. Crash and Burn

by Savage Garden

Songs you don’t want to be overheard loudly singing with headphones on in the airport security line:

  1. Janie’s Got a Gun
  2. The Ballad of D.B. Cooper
  3. “What Happens Now?” by Porcupine Tree
  4. “Fire and Rain” (especially that line about "flying machines in pieces on the ground)
  5. Hit The Plane Down
  6. 30KFT by Assemblage 23 (“The captain’s just informed us that the plane is going down/I’m calling one last time to say I love you.”)
  7. “Terrorism,” XTC
  8. Rock the Casbah
  9. Crash and Burn
  10. Don’t Fear the Reaper