Bakers Dozen

Songs you don’t want to be overheard loudly singing with headphones on in the airport security line:

  1. Janie’s Got a Gun
  2. The Ballad of D.B. Cooper
  3. “What Happens Now?” by Porcupine Tree
  4. “Fire and Rain” (especially that line about "flying machines in pieces on the ground)
  5. Hit The Plane Down
  6. 30KFT by Assemblage 23 (“The captain’s just informed us that the plane is going down/I’m calling one last time to say I love you.”)
  7. “Terrorism,” XTC
  8. Rock the Casbah
  9. Crash and Burn
  10. Don’t Fear the Reaper
  11. “Roxanne” by the Police, especially if it’s sung by Eddie Murphy,
    I can’t believe this hadn’t been played yet.

Songs you don’t want to be overheard loudly singing with headphones on in the airport security line:

  1. Janie’s Got a Gun
  2. The Ballad of D.B. Cooper
  3. “What Happens Now?” by Porcupine Tree
  4. “Fire and Rain” (especially that line about "flying machines in pieces on the ground)
  5. Hit The Plane Down
  6. 30KFT by Assemblage 23 (“The captain’s just informed us that the plane is going down/I’m calling one last time to say I love you.”)
  7. “Terrorism,” XTC
  8. Rock the Casbah
  9. Crash and Burn
  10. Don’t Fear the Reaper
  11. “Roxanne” by the Police, especially if it’s sung by Eddie Murphy
  12. Bombs over Bagdad - Outkast

Songs you don’t want to be overheard loudly singing with headphones on in the airport security line:

  1. Janie’s Got a Gun
  2. The Ballad of D.B. Cooper
  3. “What Happens Now?” by Porcupine Tree
  4. “Fire and Rain” (especially that line about "flying machines in pieces on the ground)
  5. Hit The Plane Down
  6. 30KFT by Assemblage 23 (“The captain’s just informed us that the plane is going down/I’m calling one last time to say I love you.”)
  7. “Terrorism,” XTC
  8. Rock the Casbah
  9. Crash and Burn
  10. Don’t Fear the Reaper
  11. “Roxanne” by the Police, especially if it’s sung by Eddie Murphy
  12. Bombs over Bagdad - Outkast
  13. I Fought the Law and the Law won

New topic:

Declared candidates for the 2016 President race

  1. George Pataki

(Yes, there are over 13 of these…)

Declared candidates for the 2016 President race

  1. George Pataki
  2. Carly Fiorina of Virginia

Shall we add party and state?

Declared candidates for the 2016 Presidential race

  1. George Pataki, Republican of New York
  2. Carly Fiorina, Republican of Virginia
  3. Martin O’Malley, Democrat of Maryland

Declared candidates for the 2016 Presidential race

  1. George Pataki, Republican of New York
  2. Carly Fiorina, Republican of Virginia
  3. Martin O’Malley, Democrat of Maryland
  4. Ted Cruz, Republican of [del]Canada[/del] Texas

Declared candidates for the 2016 Presidential race

  1. George Pataki, Republican of New York
  2. Carly Fiorina, Republican of Virginia
  3. Martin O’Malley, Democrat of Maryland
  4. Ted Cruz, Republican of [del]Canada[/del] Texas
  5. Bernie Sanders, Independent of Vermont

But seeking - despite a political lifetime of insisting he is not a Democrat and having defeated actual Democrats for office - the Democratic nomination.

Declared candidates for the 2016 Presidential race

  1. George Pataki, Republican of New York
  2. Carly Fiorina, Republican of Virginia
  3. Martin O’Malley, Democrat of Maryland
  4. Ted Cruz, Republican of Canada Texas
  5. Bernie Sanders, Independent of Vermont
  6. Hillary Clinton

Declared candidates for the 2016 Presidential race

  1. George Pataki, Republican of New York
  2. Carly Fiorina, Republican of Virginia
  3. Martin O’Malley, Democrat of Maryland
  4. Ted Cruz, Republican of Canada Texas
  5. Bernie Sanders, Independent of Vermont
  6. Mike Huckabee, Republican former Arkansas governor

Declared candidates for the 2016 Presidential race

  1. George Pataki, Republican of New York
  2. Carly Fiorina, Republican of Virginia
  3. Martin O’Malley, Democrat of Maryland
  4. Ted Cruz, Republican of Texas
  5. Bernie Sanders, Independent of Vermont
  6. Hillary Clinton
  7. Mike Huckabee, Republican former Arkansas governor
  8. Rand Paul, Republican Senator from Kentucky

Declared candidates for the 2016 Presidential race

  1. George Pataki, Republican of New York
  2. Carly Fiorina, Republican of Virginia
  3. Martin O’Malley, Democrat of Maryland
  4. Ted Cruz, Republican of Texas
  5. Bernie Sanders, Independent of Vermont
  6. Hillary Clinton
  7. Mike Huckabee, Republican former Arkansas governor
  8. Rand Paul, Republican Senator from Kentucky
  9. Ben Carson, retired neurosurgeon seeking the Republican nomination

Declared candidates for the 2016 Presidential race

  1. George Pataki, Republican of New York
  2. Carly Fiorina, Republican of Virginia
  3. Martin O’Malley, Democrat of Maryland
  4. Ted Cruz, Republican of Texas
  5. Bernie Sanders, Independent of Vermont
  6. Hillary Clinton
  7. Mike Huckabee, Republican former Arkansas governor
  8. Rand Paul, Republican Senator from Kentucky
  9. Ben Carson, retired neurosurgeon seeking the Republican nomination
  10. Donald Trump, Republican Real estate developer (declared, but not filed!)

Declared candidates for the 2016 Presidential race

  1. George Pataki, Republican of New York
  2. Carly Fiorina, Republican of Virginia
  3. Martin O’Malley, Democrat of Maryland
  4. Ted Cruz, Republican of Texas
  5. Bernie Sanders, Independent of Vermont
  6. Hillary Clinton, Democrat of New York
  7. Mike Huckabee, Republican former Arkansas governor
  8. Rand Paul, Republican Senator from Kentucky
  9. Ben Carson, retired neurosurgeon seeking the Republican nomination
  10. Donald Trump, Republican Real estate developer (declared, but not filed!)
  11. Jeb Bush, Republican of Florida

Declared candidates for the 2016 Presidential race

  1. George Pataki, Republican of New York
  2. Carly Fiorina, Republican of Virginia
  3. Martin O’Malley, Democrat of Maryland
  4. Ted Cruz, Republican of Texas
  5. Bernie Sanders, Independent of Vermont
  6. Hillary Clinton, Democrat of New York
  7. Mike Huckabee, Republican former Arkansas governor
  8. Rand Paul, Republican Senator from Kentucky
  9. Ben Carson, retired neurosurgeon seeking the Republican nomination
  10. Donald Trump, Republican Real estate developer (declared, but not filed!)
  11. Jeb Bush, Republican of Florida
  12. Rick Perry, Texas Republican

Declared candidates for the 2016 Presidential race

  1. George Pataki, Republican of New York
  2. Carly Fiorina, Republican of Virginia
  3. Martin O’Malley, Democrat of Maryland
  4. Ted Cruz, Republican of Texas
  5. Bernie Sanders, Independent of Vermont
  6. Hillary Clinton, Democrat of New York
  7. Mike Huckabee, Republican former Arkansas governor
  8. Rand Paul, Republican Senator from Kentucky
  9. Ben Carson, retired neurosurgeon seeking the Republican nomination
  10. Donald Trump, Republican Real estate developer (declared, but not filed!)
  11. Jeb Bush, Republican of Florida
  12. Rick Perry, Texas Republican
  13. Marco Rubio, Republican of Florida

Next category:

Kids’ shows cancelled after one episode

  1. Fun with Fire

Kids’ shows cancelled after one episode

  1. Fun with Fire
  2. Stranger Rangers

Kids’ shows cancelled after one episode

  1. Fun with Fire
  2. Stranger Rangers
  3. All Alone with Creepy Uncle Jake

Kids’ shows cancelled after one episode

  1. Fun with Fire
  2. Stranger Rangers
  3. All Alone with Creepy Uncle Jake
  4. Let’s Play in the Road!

Kids’ shows cancelled after one episode

  1. Fun with Fire
  2. Stranger Rangers
  3. All Alone with Creepy Uncle Jake
  4. Let’s Play in the Road!
  5. Come Over Here to My Panel Van and See My Puppy

Kids’ shows cancelled after one episode

  1. Fun with Fire
  2. Stranger Rangers
  3. All Alone with Creepy Uncle Jake
  4. Let’s Play in the Road!
  5. Come Over Here to My Panel Van and See My Puppy
  6. Candycandycandycandycandycandycandy