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Sentences that would have been gibberish in 1995.

  1. Send me a friend request, willya?
  2. Google it!
  3. I left my phone in the bar again.
  4. I unfriended her because she wouldn’t stop poking me
  5. Crystal, you may now kiss the bride.
  6. Disney outlawed selfie sticks at all their parks because of the risk of upskirting.
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Sentences that would have been gibberish in 1995.

  1. Send me a friend request, willya?
  2. Google it!
  3. I left my phone in the bar again.
  4. I unfriended her because she wouldn’t stop poking me
  5. Crystal, you may now kiss the bride.
  6. Disney outlawed selfie sticks at all their parks because of the risk of upskirting.
  7. I stuck it in the cloud.
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Sentences that would have been gibberish in 1995.

  1. Send me a friend request, willya?
  2. Google it!
  3. I left my phone in the bar again.
  4. I unfriended her because she wouldn’t stop poking me
  5. Crystal, you may now kiss the bride.
  6. Disney outlawed selfie sticks at all their parks because of the risk of upskirting.
  7. I stuck it in the cloud.
  8. You got this F because you copy and pasted your report from Wikipedia.
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Sentences that would have been gibberish in 1995.

  1. Send me a friend request, willya?
  2. Google it!
  3. I left my phone in the bar again.
  4. I unfriended her because she wouldn’t stop poking me
  5. Crystal, you may now kiss the bride.
  6. Disney outlawed selfie sticks at all their parks because of the risk of upskirting.
  7. I stuck it in the cloud.
  8. You got this F because you copy and pasted your report from Wikipedia.
  9. The stupid app store deleted my account because I decided to jailbreak my iphone.
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Sentences that would have been gibberish in 1995.

  1. Send me a friend request, willya?
  2. Google it!
  3. I left my phone in the bar again.
  4. I unfriended her because she wouldn’t stop poking me
  5. Crystal, you may now kiss the bride.
  6. Disney outlawed selfie sticks at all their parks because of the risk of upskirting.
  7. I stuck it in the cloud.
  8. You got this F because you copy and pasted your report from Wikipedia.
  9. The stupid app store deleted my account because I decided to jailbreak my iPhone.
    10… The guards used enhanced interrogation techniques.
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Sentences that would have been gibberish in 1995.

  1. Send me a friend request, willya?
  2. Google it!
  3. I left my phone in the bar again.
  4. I unfriended her because she wouldn’t stop poking me
  5. Crystal, you may now kiss the bride.
  6. Disney outlawed selfie sticks at all their parks because of the risk of upskirting.
  7. I stuck it in the cloud.
  8. You got this F because you copy and pasted your report from Wikipedia.
  9. The stupid app store deleted my account because I decided to jailbreak my iPhone.
    10… The guards used enhanced interrogation techniques.
  10. You like U2? I’ve got their whole catalog on my iPod.
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Sentences that would have been gibberish in 1995.

  1. Send me a friend request, willya?
  2. Google it!
  3. I left my phone in the bar again.
  4. I unfriended her because she wouldn’t stop poking me
  5. Crystal, you may now kiss the bride.
  6. Disney outlawed selfie sticks at all their parks because of the risk of upskirting.
  7. I stuck it in the cloud.
  8. You got this F because you copy and pasted your report from Wikipedia.
  9. The stupid app store deleted my account because I decided to jailbreak my iPhone.
    10… The guards used enhanced interrogation techniques.
  10. You like U2? I’ve got their whole catalog on my iPod.
  11. If Bush Jr. were still President, he’d put a stop to this Ground Zero mosque nonsense.
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Sentences that would have been gibberish in 1995.

  1. Send me a friend request, willya?
  2. Google it!
  3. I left my phone in the bar again.
  4. I unfriended her because she wouldn’t stop poking me
  5. Crystal, you may now kiss the bride.
  6. Disney outlawed selfie sticks at all their parks because of the risk of upskirting.
  7. I stuck it in the cloud.
  8. You got this F because you copy and pasted your report from Wikipedia.
  9. The stupid app store deleted my account because I decided to jailbreak my iPhone.
    10… The guards used enhanced interrogation techniques.
  10. You like U2? I’ve got their whole catalog on my iPod.
  11. If Bush Jr. were still President, he’d put a stop to this Ground Zero mosque nonsense.
  12. The election was determined by hanging chads.

New topic: Your Favorite Poet

  1. Vergil
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New topic: Your Favorite Poet

  1. Vergil
  2. Ogden Nash
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Your Favorite Poet

  1. Virgil
  2. Ogden Nash
  3. William Carlos Williams
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Your Favorite Poet

  1. Virgil
  2. Ogden Nash
  3. William Carlos Williams
  4. Robbie Burns
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Your Favorite Poet

  1. Virgil
  2. Ogden Nash
  3. William Carlos Williams
  4. Robbie Burns
  5. Seamus Heaney
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Your Favorite Poet

  1. Virgil
  2. Ogden Nash
  3. William Carlos Williams
  4. Robbie Burns
  5. Seamus Heaney
  6. Emily Dickinson
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Your Favorite Poet

  1. Virgil
  2. Ogden Nash
  3. William Carlos Williams
  4. Robbie Burns
  5. Seamus Heaney
  6. Emily Dickinson
  7. Percy Bysshe Shelley
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Your Favorite Poet

  1. Virgil
  2. Ogden Nash
  3. William Carlos Williams
  4. Robbie Burns
  5. Seamus Heaney
  6. Emily Dickinson
  7. Percy Bysshe Shelley
  8. Walt Whitman
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Your Favorite Poet

  1. Virgil
  2. Ogden Nash
  3. William Carlos Williams
  4. Robbie Burns
  5. Seamus Heaney
  6. Emily Dickinson
  7. Percy Bysshe Shelley
  8. Walt Whitman
  9. e. e. cummings
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Your Favorite Poet

  1. Virgil
  2. Ogden Nash
  3. William Carlos Williams
  4. Robbie Burns
  5. Seamus Heaney
  6. Emily Dickinson
  7. Percy Bysshe Shelley
  8. Walt Whitman
  9. e. e. cummings
  10. T. S. Eliot
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Your Favorite Poet

  1. Virgil
  2. Ogden Nash
  3. William Carlos Williams
  4. Robbie Burns
  5. Seamus Heaney
  6. Emily Dickinson
  7. Percy Bysshe Shelley
  8. Walt Whitman
  9. e. e. cummings
  10. T. S. Eliot
  11. E.A. Poe

The last stanza in particular: To One in Paradise by Edgar Allan Poe | Poetry Foundation

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Your Favorite Poet

  1. Virgil
  2. Ogden Nash
  3. William Carlos Williams
  4. Robbie Burns
  5. Seamus Heaney
  6. Emily Dickinson
  7. Percy Bysshe Shelley
  8. Walt Whitman
  9. e. e. cummings
  10. T. S. Eliot
  11. E.A. Poe
  12. (tie) William Wordsworth and John Keats
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Your Favorite Poet

  1. Virgil
  2. Ogden Nash
  3. William Carlos Williams
  4. Robbie Burns
  5. Seamus Heaney
  6. Emily Dickinson
  7. Percy Bysshe Shelley
  8. Walt Whitman
  9. e. e. cummings
  10. T. S. Eliot
  11. E.A. Poe
  12. (tie) William Wordsworth and John Keats
  13. Rudyard Kipling

His best, I think: Recessional by Rudyard Kipling | Poetry Foundation

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Cut from early drafts of Justice Scalia’s dissent to the SSM decision

  1. “I can’t believe it. Really? REALLY?”