Bakers Dozen

Cut from early drafts of Justice Scalia’s dissent to the SSM decision

  1. “I can’t believe it. Really? REALLY?”
  2. “Dafuq?!?! Y’all be trippin’!”

Cut from early drafts of Justice Scalia’s dissent to the SSM decision

  1. “I can’t believe it. Really? REALLY?”
  2. “Dafuq?!?! Y’all be trippin’!”
  3. WHERE does it say that?. That’s all I’m asking. WHERE does it say men can marry each other???

Cut from early drafts of Justice Scalia’s dissent to the SSM decision

  1. “I can’t believe it. Really? REALLY?”
  2. “Dafuq?!?! Y’all be trippin’!”
  3. WHERE does it say that?. That’s all I’m asking. WHERE does it say men can marry each other???
  4. Nein, nein ,nein, nein!

Cut from early drafts of Justice Scalia’s dissent to the SSM decision

  1. “I can’t believe it. Really? REALLY?”
  2. “Dafuq?!?! Y’all be trippin’!”
  3. WHERE does it say that?. That’s all I’m asking. WHERE does it say men can marry each other???
  4. Nein, nein ,nein, nein!
  5. [del]malarkey[/del] [del]flapdoodle[/del] [del]codswallop[/del] [del]horse pucky[/del] Pure applesauce

Cut from early drafts of Justice Scalia’s dissent to the SSM decision

  1. “I can’t believe it. Really? REALLY?”
  2. “Dafuq?!?! Y’all be trippin’!”
  3. WHERE does it say that?. That’s all I’m asking. WHERE does it say men can marry each other???
  4. Nein, nein ,nein, nein!
  5. malarkey flapdoodle codswallop horse pucky Pure applesauce
  6. I always figured Kagan was gay, but Kennedy SEEMED pretty straight…

Cut from early drafts of Justice Scalia’s dissent to the SSM decision

  1. “I can’t believe it. Really? REALLY?”
  2. “Dafuq?!?! Y’all be trippin’!”
  3. WHERE does it say that?. That’s all I’m asking. WHERE does it say men can marry each other???
  4. Nein, nein ,nein, nein!
  5. malarkey flapdoodle codswallop horse pucky Pure applesauce
  6. I always figured Kagan was gay, but Kennedy SEEMED pretty straight…
  7. And who does Bruce Jenner get to marry? Huh? Tell me!

Cut from early drafts of Justice Scalia’s dissent to the SSM decision

  1. “I can’t believe it. Really? REALLY?”
  2. “Dafuq?!?! Y’all be trippin’!”
  3. WHERE does it say that?. That’s all I’m asking. WHERE does it say men can marry each other???
  4. Nein, nein ,nein, nein!
  5. malarkey flapdoodle codswallop horse pucky Pure applesauce
  6. I always figured Kagan was gay, but Kennedy SEEMED pretty straight…
  7. And who does Bruce Jenner get to marry? Huh? Tell me!
  8. This is a bunch of h̶i̶c̶k̶o̶r̶y̶ ̶d̶i̶c̶k̶o̶r̶y̶ h̶o̶k̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶p̶o̶k̶e̶r̶y̶ w̶i̶b̶b̶l̶y̶ ̶w̶o̶b̶b̶l̶e̶y̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶y̶ ̶w̶i̶m̶e̶y̶ h̶o̶r̶s̶e̶s̶h̶i̶t̶ applesauce. STORE BRAND applesauce.

Cut from early drafts of Justice Scalia’s dissent to the SSM decision

  1. “I can’t believe it. Really? REALLY?”
  2. “Dafuq?!?! Y’all be trippin’!”
  3. WHERE does it say that?. That’s all I’m asking. WHERE does it say men can marry each other???
  4. Nein, nein ,nein, nein!
  5. malarkey flapdoodle codswallop horse pucky Pure applesauce
  6. I always figured Kagan was gay, but Kennedy SEEMED pretty straight…
  7. And who does Bruce Jenner get to marry? Huh? Tell me!
  8. This is a bunch of h̶i̶c̶k̶o̶r̶y̶ ̶d̶i̶c̶k̶o̶r̶y̶ h̶o̶k̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶p̶o̶k̶e̶r̶y̶ w̶i̶b̶b̶l̶y̶ ̶w̶o̶b̶b̶l̶e̶y̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶y̶ ̶w̶i̶m̶e̶y̶ h̶o̶r̶s̶e̶s̶h̶i̶t̶ applesauce. STORE BRAND applesauce.
  9. Making the wedding bell all blue (or pink) gives me the wedding bell blues

Cut from early drafts of Justice Scalia’s dissent to the SSM decision

  1. “I can’t believe it. Really? REALLY?”
  2. “Dafuq?!?! Y’all be trippin’!”
  3. WHERE does it say that?. That’s all I’m asking. WHERE does it say men can marry each other???
  4. Nein, nein ,nein, nein!
  5. malarkey flapdoodle codswallop horse pucky Pure applesauce
  6. I always figured Kagan was gay, but Kennedy SEEMED pretty straight…
  7. And who does Bruce Jenner get to marry? Huh? Tell me!
  8. This is a bunch of h̶i̶c̶k̶o̶r̶y̶ ̶d̶i̶c̶k̶o̶r̶y̶ h̶o̶k̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶p̶o̶k̶e̶r̶y̶ w̶i̶b̶b̶l̶y̶ ̶w̶o̶b̶b̶l̶e̶y̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶y̶ ̶w̶i̶m̶e̶y̶ h̶o̶r̶s̶e̶s̶h̶i̶t̶ applesauce. STORE BRAND applesauce.
  9. Making the wedding bell all blue (or pink) gives me the wedding bell blues
  10. And if you let men marry men, what man in his right mind is going to marry a woman? Then there’ll be no babies and the whole Earth will look like freaking Detroit!

Cut from early drafts of Justice Scalia’s dissent to the SSM decision

  1. “I can’t believe it. Really? REALLY?”
  2. “Dafuq?!?! Y’all be trippin’!”
  3. WHERE does it say that?. That’s all I’m asking. WHERE does it say men can marry each other???
  4. Nein, nein, nein, nein!
  5. malarkey flapdoodle codswallop horse pucky Pure applesauce
  6. I always figured Kagan was gay, but Kennedy SEEMED pretty straight…
  7. And who does Bruce Jenner get to marry? Huh? Tell me!
  8. This is a bunch of h̶i̶c̶k̶o̶r̶y̶ ̶d̶i̶c̶k̶o̶r̶y̶ h̶o̶k̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶p̶o̶k̶e̶r̶y̶ w̶i̶b̶b̶l̶y̶ ̶w̶o̶b̶b̶l̶e̶y̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶y̶ ̶w̶i̶m̶e̶y̶ h̶o̶r̶s̶e̶s̶h̶i̶t̶ applesauce. STORE BRAND applesauce.
  9. Making the wedding bell all blue (or pink) gives me the wedding bell blues
  10. And if you let men marry men, what man in his right mind is going to marry a woman? Then there’ll be no babies and the whole Earth will look like freaking Detroit!
  11. Rehnquist had those gold stripes on his robe; I flatly refuse to wear rainbow-striped robes.

Cut from early drafts of Justice Scalia’s dissent to the SSM decision

  1. “I can’t believe it. Really? REALLY?”
  2. “Dafuq?!?! Y’all be trippin’!”
  3. WHERE does it say that?. That’s all I’m asking. WHERE does it say men can marry each other???
  4. Nein, nein, nein, nein!
  5. malarkey flapdoodle codswallop horse pucky Pure applesauce
  6. I always figured Kagan was gay, but Kennedy SEEMED pretty straight…
  7. And who does Bruce Jenner get to marry? Huh? Tell me!
  8. This is a bunch of h̶i̶c̶k̶o̶r̶y̶ ̶d̶i̶c̶k̶o̶r̶y̶ h̶o̶k̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶p̶o̶k̶e̶r̶y̶ w̶i̶b̶b̶l̶y̶ ̶w̶o̶b̶b̶l̶e̶y̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶y̶ ̶w̶i̶m̶e̶y̶ h̶o̶r̶s̶e̶s̶h̶i̶t̶ applesauce. STORE BRAND applesauce.
  9. Making the wedding bell all blue (or pink) gives me the wedding bell blues
  10. And if you let men marry men, what man in his right mind is going to marry a woman? Then there’ll be no babies and the whole Earth will look like freaking Detroit!
  11. Rehnquist had those gold stripes on his robe; I flatly refuse to wear rainbow-striped robes.
  12. They’re not going to do this back home in Queens.

Cut from early drafts of Justice Scalia’s dissent to the SSM decision

  1. “I can’t believe it. Really? REALLY?”
  2. “Dafuq?!?! Y’all be trippin’!”
  3. WHERE does it say that?. That’s all I’m asking. WHERE does it say men can marry each other???
  4. Nein, nein, nein, nein!
  5. malarkey flapdoodle codswallop horse pucky Pure applesauce
  6. I always figured Kagan was gay, but Kennedy SEEMED pretty straight…
  7. And who does Bruce Jenner get to marry? Huh? Tell me!
  8. This is a bunch of h̶i̶c̶k̶o̶r̶y̶ ̶d̶i̶c̶k̶o̶r̶y̶ h̶o̶k̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶p̶o̶k̶e̶r̶y̶ w̶i̶b̶b̶l̶y̶ ̶w̶o̶b̶b̶l̶e̶y̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶y̶ ̶w̶i̶m̶e̶y̶ h̶o̶r̶s̶e̶s̶h̶i̶t̶ applesauce. STORE BRAND applesauce.
  9. Making the wedding bell all blue (or pink) gives me the wedding bell blues
  10. And if you let men marry men, what man in his right mind is going to marry a woman? Then there’ll be no babies and the whole Earth will look like freaking Detroit!
  11. Rehnquist had those gold stripes on his robe; I flatly refuse to wear rainbow-striped robes.
  12. They’re not going to do this back home in Queens.
  13. Appointment for life or no, I’M TAKING MY BALL AND GOING HOME!!!

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  2. SpongeBob SquarePants (Frycook at the Krusty Krab )
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  1. Jack Tripper, Three’s Company
  2. SpongeBob SquarePants (Frycook at the Krusty Krab )
  3. The Swedish Chef
  4. Artie Bucco

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  1. Jack Tripper, Three’s Company
  2. SpongeBob SquarePants (Frycook at the Krusty Krab )
  3. The Swedish Chef
  4. Artie Bucco
  5. Mel Sharples, Alice

Fictitious Professional Cooks

  1. Jack Tripper, Three’s Company
  2. SpongeBob SquarePants (Frycook at the Krusty Krab )
  3. The Swedish Chef
  4. Artie Bucco
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  6. Monica Geller, Friends

Fictitious Professional Cooks

  1. Jack Tripper, Three’s Company
  2. SpongeBob SquarePants (Frycook at the Krusty Krab )
  3. The Swedish Chef
  4. Artie Bucco
  5. Mel Sharples, Alice
  6. Monica Geller, Friends
  7. Carl Casper, Chef

Fictitious Professional Cooks

  1. Jack Tripper, Three’s Company
  2. SpongeBob SquarePants (Frycook at the Krusty Krab )
  3. The Swedish Chef
  4. Artie Bucco
  5. Mel Sharples, Alice
  6. Monica Geller, Friends
  7. Carl Casper, Chef
  8. Fritz Brenner (Private chef for Nero Wolfe)

Fictitious Professional Cooks

  1. Jack Tripper, Three’s Company
  2. SpongeBob SquarePants (Frycook at the Krusty Krab )
  3. The Swedish Chef
  4. Artie Bucco
  5. Mel Sharples, Alice
  6. Monica Geller, Friends
  7. Carl Casper, Chef
  8. Fritz Brenner (Private chef for Nero Wolfe)
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