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(Psst: These were all supposed to be fictional).

Worse than the Edsel: car model epic failures

  1. Chevy '83 Combustomatic II
  2. The '79 Ford Quint, the five-wheeled sedan
  3. Olds '34 Icarus: it crashed and burned
  4. '60 Chevy Corvair: Ralph Nader’s nemesis
  5. The AMC Pacer: ugly as sin and handled worse than a tank
  6. The Pontiac Aztek
  7. Ford Pinto (ka-BOOOM!!!)
  8. Pontiac Fiero
  9. Suzuki X-90
  10. Trabant- it’s toxic when it burns, it’s toxic when it doesn’t.
  11. '46 Daimler Hitlermobile
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Worse than the Edsel: car model epic failures

  1. Chevy '83 Combustomatic II
  2. The '79 Ford Quint, the five-wheeled sedan
  3. Olds '34 Icarus: it crashed and burned
  4. '60 Chevy Corvair: Ralph Nader’s nemesis
  5. The AMC Pacer: ugly as sin and handled worse than a tank
  6. The Pontiac Aztek
  7. Ford Pinto (ka-BOOOM!!!)
  8. Pontiac Fiero
  9. Suzuki X-90
  10. Trabant- it’s toxic when it burns, it’s toxic when it doesn’t.
  11. '46 Daimler Hitlermobile
  12. The Mercedes Benz Nicotin: for when you want to haul ash.
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Worse than the Edsel: car model epic failures

  1. Chevy '83 Combustomatic II
  2. The '79 Ford Quint, the five-wheeled sedan
  3. Olds '34 Icarus: it crashed and burned
  4. '60 Chevy Corvair: Ralph Nader’s nemesis
  5. The AMC Pacer: ugly as sin and handled worse than a tank
  6. The Pontiac Aztek
  7. Ford Pinto (ka-BOOOM!!!)
  8. Pontiac Fiero
  9. Suzuki X-90
  10. Trabant- it’s toxic when it burns, it’s toxic when it doesn’t.
  11. '46 Daimler Hitlermobile
  12. The Mercedes Benz Nicotin: for when you want to haul ash.
  13. The Homer

Next: A highly respected celebrity and his/her fall from grace (no politicians, please)

  1. Jared Fogle pleads guilty to possessing child porn.
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A highly respected celebrity and his/her fall from grace (no politicians, please)

  1. Jared Fogle pleads guilty to possessing child porn.
  2. Bill Cosby and the rape accusations
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A highly respected celebrity and his/her fall from grace (no politicians, please)

  1. Jared Fogle pleads guilty to possessing child porn.
  2. Bill Cosby and the rape accusations
  3. Tiger Woods and his sexual indiscretions. He hasn’t been the same golfer since.
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A highly respected celebrity and his/her fall from grace (no politicians, please)

  1. Jared Fogle pleads guilty to possessing child porn.
  2. Bill Cosby and the rape accusations
  3. Tiger Woods and his sexual indiscretions. He hasn’t been the same golfer since.
  4. Mel Gibson and his anti-Semitic rants five or so years ago
    Eta: maybe longer ago than that, my memory is shoddy these days
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A highly respected celebrity and his/her fall from grace (no politicians, please)

  1. Jared Fogle pleads guilty to possessing child porn.
  2. Bill Cosby and the rape accusations
  3. Tiger Woods and his sexual indiscretions. He hasn’t been the same golfer since.
  4. Mel Gibson and his anti-Semitic rants five or so years ago
  5. O.J. Simpson - admit it, you think he’s guilty
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A highly respected celebrity and his/her fall from grace (no politicians, please)

  1. Jared Fogle pleads guilty to possessing child porn.
  2. Bill Cosby and the rape accusations
  3. Tiger Woods and his sexual indiscretions. He hasn’t been the same golfer since.
  4. Mel Gibson and his anti-Semitic rants five or so years ago
  5. O.J. Simpson - admit it, you think he’s guilty
  6. Pee-Wee Herman busted for public masturbation in a porn theater
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A highly respected celebrity and his/her fall from grace (no politicians, please)

  1. Jared Fogle pleads guilty to possessing child porn.
  2. Bill Cosby and the rape accusations
  3. Tiger Woods and his sexual indiscretions. He hasn’t been the same golfer since.
  4. Mel Gibson and his anti-Semitic rants five or so years ago
  5. O.J. Simpson - admit it, you think he’s guilty
  6. Pee-Wee Herman busted for public masturbation in a porn theater
  7. John Rocker - star reliever drummed out of baseball after offensive interview
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A highly respected celebrity and his/her fall from grace (no politicians, please)

  1. Jared Fogle pleads guilty to possessing child porn.
  2. Bill Cosby and the rape accusations
  3. Tiger Woods and his sexual indiscretions. He hasn’t been the same golfer since.
  4. Mel Gibson and his anti-Semitic rants five or so years ago
  5. O.J. Simpson - admit it, you think he’s guilty
  6. Pee-Wee Herman busted for public masturbation in a porn theater
  7. John Rocker - star reliever drummed out of baseball after offensive interview
  8. Phil Spector - currently serving 19 years to life for murdering Lana Clarkson.
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A highly respected celebrity and his/her fall from grace (no politicians, please)

  1. Jared Fogle pleads guilty to possessing child porn.
  2. Bill Cosby and the rape accusations
  3. Tiger Woods and his sexual indiscretions. He hasn’t been the same golfer since.
  4. Mel Gibson and his anti-Semitic rants five or so years ago
  5. O.J. Simpson - admit it, you think he’s guilty
  6. Pee-Wee Herman busted for public masturbation in a porn theater
  7. John Rocker - star reliever drummed out of baseball after offensive interview
  8. Phil Spector - currently serving 19 years to life for murdering Lana Clarkson.
  9. Michael Jackson and the charges of molestation and pedophilia
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A highly respected celebrity and his/her fall from grace (no politicians, please)

  1. Jared Fogle pleads guilty to possessing child porn.
  2. Bill Cosby and the rape accusations
  3. Tiger Woods and his sexual indiscretions. He hasn’t been the same golfer since.
  4. Mel Gibson and his anti-Semitic rants five or so years ago
  5. O.J. Simpson - admit it, you think he’s guilty
  6. Pee-Wee Herman busted for public masturbation in a porn theater
  7. John Rocker - star reliever drummed out of baseball after offensive interview
  8. Phil Spector - currently serving 19 years to life for murdering Lana Clarkson.
  9. Michael Jackson and the charges of molestation and pedophilia
  10. Jenny McCarthy - Anti-vaccine activist.
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A highly respected celebrity and his/her fall from grace (no politicians, please)

  1. Jared Fogle pleads guilty to possessing child porn.
  2. Bill Cosby and the rape accusations
  3. Tiger Woods and his sexual indiscretions. He hasn’t been the same golfer since.
  4. Mel Gibson and his anti-Semitic rants five or so years ago
  5. O.J. Simpson - admit it, you think he’s guilty
  6. Pee-Wee Herman busted for public masturbation in a porn theater
  7. John Rocker - star reliever drummed out of baseball after offensive interview
  8. Phil Spector - currently serving 19 years to life for murdering Lana Clarkson.
  9. Michael Jackson and the charges of molestation and pedophilia
  10. Jenny McCarthy - Anti-vaccine activist.
  11. Brian Williams - overstating his war-correspondent exploits
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A highly respected celebrity and his/her fall from grace (no politicians, please)

  1. Jared Fogle pleads guilty to possessing child porn.
  2. Bill Cosby and the rape accusations
  3. Tiger Woods and his sexual indiscretions. He hasn’t been the same golfer since.
  4. Mel Gibson and his anti-Semitic rants five or so years ago
  5. O.J. Simpson - admit it, you think he’s guilty
  6. Pee-Wee Herman busted for public masturbation in a porn theater
  7. John Rocker - star reliever drummed out of baseball after offensive interview
  8. Phil Spector - currently serving 19 years to life for murdering Lana Clarkson.
  9. Michael Jackson and the charges of molestation and pedophilia
  10. Jenny McCarthy - Anti-vaccine activist.
  11. Brian Williams - overstating his war-correspondent exploits
  12. Paula Deen - racism
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A highly respected celebrity and his/her fall from grace (no politicians, please)

  1. Jared Fogle pleads guilty to possessing child porn.
  2. Bill Cosby and the rape accusations
  3. Tiger Woods and his sexual indiscretions. He hasn’t been the same golfer since.
  4. Mel Gibson and his anti-Semitic rants five or so years ago
  5. O.J. Simpson - admit it, you think he’s guilty
  6. Pee-Wee Herman busted for public masturbation in a porn theater
  7. John Rocker - star reliever drummed out of baseball after offensive interview
  8. Phil Spector - currently serving 19 years to life for murdering Lana Clarkson.
  9. Michael Jackson and the charges of molestation and pedophilia
  10. Jenny McCarthy - Anti-vaccine activist.
  11. Brian Williams - overstating his war-correspondent exploits
  12. Paula Deen - racism
  13. Emil Jannings- winner of the first Best Actor Oscar- Nazism

Next up:

Times You Would Use Jedi Mind Tricks If You Could

  1. “I don’t need a number to go to the head of the DMV Line.”
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Next up:

Times You Would Use Jedi Mind Tricks If You Could

  1. “I don’t need a number to go to the head of the DMV Line.”
  2. “You don’t really want to return those items”
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Times You Would Use Jedi Mind Tricks If You Could

  1. “I don’t need a number to go to the head of the DMV Line.”
  2. “You don’t really want to return those items”
  3. “I wasn’t really speeding, Officer.”
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Times You Would Use Jedi Mind Tricks If You Could

  1. “I don’t need a number to go to the head of the DMV Line.”
  2. “You don’t really want to return those items”
  3. “I wasn’t really speeding, Officer.”
  4. “I’m much handsomer and better built than you thought I was a second ago, nubile young lady.”
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Times You Would Use Jedi Mind Tricks If You Could

  1. “I don’t need a number to go to the head of the DMV Line.”
  2. “You don’t really want to return those items”
  3. “I wasn’t really speeding, Officer.”
  4. “I’m much handsomer and better built than you thought I was a second ago, nubile young lady.”
  5. “I don’t need to pay back this huge loan, ever”
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Times You Would Use Jedi Mind Tricks If You Could

  1. “I don’t need a number to go to the head of the DMV Line.”
  2. “You don’t really want to return those items”
  3. “I wasn’t really speeding, Officer.”
  4. “I’m much handsomer and better built than you thought I was a second ago, nubile young lady.”
  5. “I don’t need to pay back this huge loan, ever”
  6. “You will let the Giants score 50 points and beat the point spread, Cowboy defenders…”