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Times You Would Use Jedi Mind Tricks If You Could

  1. “I don’t need a number to go to the head of the DMV Line.”
  2. “You don’t really want to return those items”
  3. “I wasn’t really speeding, Officer.”
  4. “I’m much handsomer and better built than you thought I was a second ago, nubile young lady.”
  5. “I don’t need to pay back this huge loan, ever”
  6. “You will let the Giants score 50 points and beat the point spread, Cowboy defenders…”
  7. “You will release the unaltered, remastered, original Star Wars Trilogy on blu ray, George Lucas.”

I know, it’s not in his hands anymore.

37145

Times You Would Use Jedi Mind Tricks If You Could

  1. “I don’t need a number to go to the head of the DMV Line.”
  2. “You don’t really want to return those items”
  3. “I wasn’t really speeding, Officer.”
  4. “I’m much handsomer and better built than you thought I was a second ago, nubile young lady.”
  5. “I don’t need to pay back this huge loan, ever”
  6. “You will let the Giants score 50 points and beat the point spread, Cowboy defenders…”
  7. “You will release the unaltered, remastered, original Star Wars Trilogy on blu ray, George Lucas.”
  8. “Those balls were not deflated.”
37146

Times You Would Use Jedi Mind Tricks If You Could

  1. “I don’t need a number to go to the head of the DMV Line.”
  2. “You don’t really want to return those items”
  3. “I wasn’t really speeding, Officer.”
  4. “I’m much handsomer and better built than you thought I was a second ago, nubile young lady.”
  5. “I don’t need to pay back this huge loan, ever”
  6. “You will let the Giants score 50 points and beat the point spread, Cowboy defenders…”
  7. “You will release the unaltered, remastered, original Star Wars Trilogy on blu ray, George Lucas.”
  8. “Those balls were not deflated.”
  9. “You don’t know any of these answers, Jody Carlson and George McAleese…” (only a few people will get this!)
37147

Times You Would Use Jedi Mind Tricks If You Could

  1. “I don’t need a number to go to the head of the DMV Line.”
  2. “You don’t really want to return those items”
  3. “I wasn’t really speeding, Officer.”
  4. “I’m much handsomer and better built than you thought I was a second ago, nubile young lady.”
  5. “I don’t need to pay back this huge loan, ever”
  6. “You will let the Giants score 50 points and beat the point spread, Cowboy defenders…”
  7. “You will release the unaltered, remastered, original Star Wars Trilogy on blu ray, George Lucas.”
  8. “Those balls were not deflated.”
  9. “You don’t know any of these answers, Jody Carlson and George McAleese…” (only a few people will get this!)
  10. “There absolutely needs to be a fourth season of DEADWOOD, you will pay McShane and Milch anything they want to work together again.”
37148

Times You Would Use Jedi Mind Tricks If You Could

  1. “I don’t need a number to go to the head of the DMV Line.”
  2. “You don’t really want to return those items”
  3. “I wasn’t really speeding, Officer.”
  4. “I’m much handsomer and better built than you thought I was a second ago, nubile young lady.”
  5. “I don’t need to pay back this huge loan, ever”
  6. “You will let the Giants score 50 points and beat the point spread, Cowboy defenders…”
  7. “You will release the unaltered, remastered, original Star Wars Trilogy on blu ray, George Lucas.”
  8. “Those balls were not deflated.”
  9. “You don’t know any of these answers, Jody Carlson and George McAleese…” (only a few people will get this!)
  10. “There absolutely needs to be a fourth season of DEADWOOD, you will pay McShane and Milch anything they want to work together again.”
  11. “Income Tax? I do not need to pay income tax.”
37149

Times You Would Use Jedi Mind Tricks If You Could

  1. “I don’t need a number to go to the head of the DMV Line.”
  2. “You don’t really want to return those items”
  3. “I wasn’t really speeding, Officer.”
  4. “I’m much handsomer and better built than you thought I was a second ago, nubile young lady.”
  5. “I don’t need to pay back this huge loan, ever”
  6. “You will let the Giants score 50 points and beat the point spread, Cowboy defenders…”
  7. “You will release the unaltered, remastered, original Star Wars Trilogy on blu ray, George Lucas.”
  8. “Those balls were not deflated.”
  9. “You don’t know any of these answers, Jody Carlson and George McAleese…” (only a few people will get this!)
  10. “There absolutely needs to be a fourth season of DEADWOOD, you will pay McShane and Milch anything they want to work together again.”
  11. “Income Tax? I do not need to pay income tax.”
  12. “You will give me the front row concert tickets, Mister DJ…”
37150

Times You Would Use Jedi Mind Tricks If You Could

  1. “I don’t need a number to go to the head of the DMV Line.”
  2. “You don’t really want to return those items”
  3. “I wasn’t really speeding, Officer.”
  4. “I’m much handsomer and better built than you thought I was a second ago, nubile young lady.”
  5. “I don’t need to pay back this huge loan, ever”
  6. “You will let the Giants score 50 points and beat the point spread, Cowboy defenders…”
  7. “You will release the unaltered, remastered, original Star Wars Trilogy on blu ray, George Lucas.”
  8. “Those balls were not deflated.”
  9. “You don’t know any of these answers, Jody Carlson and George McAleese…” (only a few people will get this!)
  10. “There absolutely needs to be a fourth season of DEADWOOD, you will pay McShane and Milch anything they want to work together again.”
  11. “Income Tax? I do not need to pay income tax.”
  12. “You will give me the front row concert tickets, Mister DJ…”
  13. “There is no band called ‘5 Seconds of Summer’…” (said to my 13yo daughter.)

New Topic…

Things overheard at a rock concert

  1. “You have any more of that?”
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Things overheard at a rock concert

  1. “You have any more of that?”
  2. “What? I can’t hear you. What? NO! I CAN’T HEAR YOU! WHAT?”
37152

Things overheard at a rock concert

  1. “You have any more of that?”
  2. “What? I can’t hear you. What? NO! I CAN’T HEAR YOU! WHAT?”
  3. “Look at all these poseurs. I was following the band back when they were still playing in local clubs.”
37153

Things overheard at a rock concert

  1. “You have any more of that?”
  2. “What? I can’t hear you. What? NO! I CAN’T HEAR YOU! WHAT?”
  3. “Look at all these poseurs. I was following the band back when they were still playing in local clubs.”
  4. “These guys ain’t no good any more since they sold out.”
37154

Things overheard at a rock concert

  1. “You have any more of that?”
  2. “What? I can’t hear you. What? NO! I CAN’T HEAR YOU! WHAT?”
  3. “Look at all these poseurs. I was following the band back when they were still playing in local clubs.”
  4. “These guys ain’t no good any more since they sold out.”
  5. "Wow. KISS looks and sounds exactly like they did 40 years ago!
37155

Things overheard at a rock concert

  1. “You have any more of that?”
  2. “What? I can’t hear you. What? NO! I CAN’T HEAR YOU! WHAT?”
  3. “Look at all these poseurs. I was following the band back when they were still playing in local clubs.”
  4. “These guys ain’t no good any more since they sold out.”
  5. "Wow. KISS looks and sounds exactly like they did 40 years ago!
  6. “FREEBIRD!!!”
37156

Things overheard at a rock concert

  1. “You have any more of that?”
  2. “What? I can’t hear you. What? NO! I CAN’T HEAR YOU! WHAT?”
  3. “Look at all these poseurs. I was following the band back when they were still playing in local clubs.”
  4. “These guys ain’t no good any more since they sold out.”
  5. "Wow. KISS looks and sounds exactly like they did 40 years ago!
  6. “FREEBIRD!!!”
  7. “Are you REALLY 18, honey?”
37157

Things overheard at a rock concert

  1. “You have any more of that?”
  2. “What? I can’t hear you. What? NO! I CAN’T HEAR YOU! WHAT?”
  3. “Look at all these poseurs. I was following the band back when they were still playing in local clubs.”
  4. “These guys ain’t no good any more since they sold out.”
  5. "Wow. KISS looks and sounds exactly like they did 40 years ago!
  6. “FREEBIRD!!!”
  7. “Are you REALLY 18, honey?”
  8. “I’m here for the opening acts.”
37158

Things overheard at a rock concert

  1. “You have any more of that?”
  2. “What? I can’t hear you. What? NO! I CAN’T HEAR YOU! WHAT?”
  3. “Look at all these poseurs. I was following the band back when they were still playing in local clubs.”
  4. “These guys ain’t no good any more since they sold out.”
  5. "Wow. KISS looks and sounds exactly like they did 40 years ago!
  6. “FREEBIRD!!!”
  7. “Are you REALLY 18, honey?”
  8. “I’m here for the opening acts.”
  9. “Well, like, uh, what are you doing after the show?”
37159

Things overheard at a rock concert

  1. “You have any more of that?”
  2. “What? I can’t hear you. What? NO! I CAN’T HEAR YOU! WHAT?”
  3. “Look at all these poseurs. I was following the band back when they were still playing in local clubs.”
  4. “These guys ain’t no good any more since they sold out.”
  5. "Wow. KISS looks and sounds exactly like they did 40 years ago!
  6. “FREEBIRD!!!”
  7. “Are you REALLY 18, honey?”
  8. “I’m here for the opening acts.”
  9. “Well, like, uh, what are you doing after the show?”
  10. “SEVEN BUCKS for freaking COORS LIGHT?!”
37160

Things overheard at a rock concert

  1. “You have any more of that?”
  2. “What? I can’t hear you. What? NO! I CAN’T HEAR YOU! WHAT?”
  3. “Look at all these poseurs. I was following the band back when they were still playing in local clubs.”
  4. “These guys ain’t no good any more since they sold out.”
  5. "Wow. KISS looks and sounds exactly like they did 40 years ago!
  6. “FREEBIRD!!!”
  7. “Are you REALLY 18, honey?”
  8. “I’m here for the opening acts.”
  9. “Well, like, uh, what are you doing after the show?”
  10. “SEVEN BUCKS for freaking COORS LIGHT?!”
  11. “Hey Geddy, are there ANY girls in this crowd???”
37161

Things overheard at a rock concert

  1. “You have any more of that?”
  2. “What? I can’t hear you. What? NO! I CAN’T HEAR YOU! WHAT?”
  3. “Look at all these poseurs. I was following the band back when they were still playing in local clubs.”
  4. “These guys ain’t no good any more since they sold out.”
  5. "Wow. KISS looks and sounds exactly like they did 40 years ago!
  6. “FREEBIRD!!!”
  7. “Are you REALLY 18, honey?”
  8. “I’m here for the opening acts.”
  9. “Well, like, uh, what are you doing after the show?”
  10. “SEVEN BUCKS for freaking COORS LIGHT?!”
  11. “Hey Geddy, are there ANY girls in this crowd???”
    12.“Wanna hit?”
37162

Things overheard at a rock concert

  1. “You have any more of that?”
  2. “What? I can’t hear you. What? NO! I CAN’T HEAR YOU! WHAT?”
  3. “Look at all these poseurs. I was following the band back when they were still playing in local clubs.”
  4. “These guys ain’t no good any more since they sold out.”
  5. "Wow. KISS looks and sounds exactly like they did 40 years ago!
  6. “FREEBIRD!!!”
  7. “Are you REALLY 18, honey?”
  8. “I’m here for the opening acts.”
  9. “Well, like, uh, what are you doing after the show?”
  10. “SEVEN BUCKS for freaking COORS LIGHT?!”
  11. “Hey Geddy, are there ANY girls in this crowd???”
    12.“Wanna hit?”
  12. “Eh. He’s no Lawrence Welk.”

Next category:

First election in which you voted, and for whom

  1. Ohio Democratic primary, Gary Hart, 1984
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First election in which you voted, and for whom

  1. Ohio Democratic primary, Gary Hart, 1984
  2. Local election in my home town, 1977; my dad.