No way that was a wardrobe malfunction; it has to have been planned.
So I have Miley and Nicki pencilled in for next season’s Celebrity Big Brother…
Holy crap… Justin Bieber didn’t suck nearly as bad as I expected.
On the other hand, if I run next year I can get Trump as my VP.
“And the award for Best Video goes to… wait, they still make videos?”
So, Kim Kardashian’s gonna be the First Lady?
Yeah, Jared Leto’s definitely hammered.
You know, I’d never have guessed that Kim Jong-Un was such a Taylor Swift fanboy.
Taylor and Kanye just need to hook up already so they can get out of each other’s heads…
Keith Richards just had to be defibrillated. AGAIN.
I don’t care if she has a new album out, I’m not making out with Madge!
“But you HAVE to let me in! I’m Robin Thicke! I’m a really big star!”
“Heh heh heh, this channel sucks. Videos are cool.”
Next: Terrible ideas for a movie:
In a post-apocalyptical world, a nobody kid has the key to everyone’s salvation and he’s led by several wacky CGI sidekicks on an adventure that takes him to the ends of the Earth where he learns something important about home or love or something.
In a post-apocalyptical world, a nobody kid has the key to everyone’s salvation and he’s led by several wacky CGI sidekicks on an adventure that takes him to the ends of the Earth where he learns something important about home or love or something.
Amid the heat of the campaign trail, Donald Trump’s hairpiece finds true love with Hillary Clinton’s pantsuit. Title: HILL TOUPEE! (Oh, the Hill-hairity!) (Sorry, sorry–you did say “terrible”!)
In a post-apocalyptical world, a nobody kid has the key to everyone’s salvation and he’s led by several wacky CGI sidekicks on an adventure that takes him to the ends of the Earth where he learns something important about home or love or something.
Amid the heat of the campaign trail, Donald Trump’s hairpiece finds true love with Hillary Clinton’s pantsuit. Title: HILL TOUPEE! (Oh, the Hill-hairity!) (Sorry, sorry–you did say “terrible”!)
A reboot of a childhood favorite where it is discovered that the character or characters are actually ALIENS!
Y’know, Highlander II, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles…
In a post-apocalyptical world, a nobody kid has the key to everyone’s salvation and he’s led by several wacky CGI sidekicks on an adventure that takes him to the ends of the Earth where he learns something important about home or love or something.
Amid the heat of the campaign trail, Donald Trump’s hairpiece finds true love with Hillary Clinton’s pantsuit. Title: HILL TOUPEE! (Oh, the Hill-hairity!) (Sorry, sorry–you did say “terrible”!)
A reboot of a childhood favorite where it is discovered that the character or characters are actually ALIENS!
A young idealistic teacher goes to a ghetto school and motivates the kids by founding a Gilbert & Sullivan Society
In a post-apocalyptical world, a nobody kid has the key to everyone’s salvation and he’s led by several wacky CGI sidekicks on an adventure that takes him to the ends of the Earth where he learns something important about home or love or something.
Amid the heat of the campaign trail, Donald Trump’s hairpiece finds true love with Hillary Clinton’s pantsuit. Title: HILL TOUPEE! (Oh, the Hill-hairity!) (Sorry, sorry–you did say “terrible”!)
A reboot of a childhood favorite where it is discovered that the character or characters are actually ALIENS!
A young idealistic teacher goes to a ghetto school and motivates the kids by founding a Gilbert & Sullivan Society
100 minutes of an old man in a dimly lit room trying to make a paperclip necklace.
/It should be mentioned that it’s possible for a seemingly terrible idea to result in a terrific movie and a seemingly fool-proof idea to end up being a turkey.
In a post-apocalyptical world, a nobody kid has the key to everyone’s salvation and he’s led by several wacky CGI sidekicks on an adventure that takes him to the ends of the Earth where he learns something important about home or love or something.
Amid the heat of the campaign trail, Donald Trump’s hairpiece finds true love with Hillary Clinton’s pantsuit. Title: HILL TOUPEE! (Oh, the Hill-hairity!) (Sorry, sorry–you did say “terrible”!)
A reboot of a childhood favorite where it is discovered that the character or characters are actually ALIENS!
A young idealistic teacher goes to a ghetto school and motivates the kids by founding a Gilbert & Sullivan Society
100 minutes of an old man in a dimly lit room trying to make a paperclip necklace.
A detective brings down a ruthless drug cartel - by following standard procedures and working as part of a team with fellow law enforcement agents.
In a post-apocalyptical world, a nobody kid has the key to everyone’s salvation and he’s led by several wacky CGI sidekicks on an adventure that takes him to the ends of the Earth where he learns something important about home or love or something.
Amid the heat of the campaign trail, Donald Trump’s hairpiece finds true love with Hillary Clinton’s pantsuit. Title: HILL TOUPEE! (Oh, the Hill-hairity!) (Sorry, sorry–you did say “terrible”!)
A reboot of a childhood favorite where it is discovered that the character or characters are actually ALIENS!
A young idealistic teacher goes to a ghetto school and motivates the kids by founding a Gilbert & Sullivan Society
100 minutes of an old man in a dimly lit room trying to make a paperclip necklace.
A detective brings down a ruthless drug cartel - by following standard procedures and working as part of a team with fellow law enforcement agents.
A 90-minute underwater knife fight … in slow motion.
In a post-apocalyptical world, a nobody kid has the key to everyone’s salvation and he’s led by several wacky CGI sidekicks on an adventure that takes him to the ends of the Earth where he learns something important about home or love or something.
Amid the heat of the campaign trail, Donald Trump’s hairpiece finds true love with Hillary Clinton’s pantsuit. Title: HILL TOUPEE! (Oh, the Hill-hairity!) (Sorry, sorry–you did say “terrible”!)
A reboot of a childhood favorite where it is discovered that the character or characters are actually ALIENS!
A young idealistic teacher goes to a ghetto school and motivates the kids by founding a Gilbert & Sullivan Society
100 minutes of an old man in a dimly lit room trying to make a paperclip necklace.
A detective brings down a ruthless drug cartel - by following standard procedures and working as part of a team with fellow law enforcement agents.
A 90-minute underwater knife fight … in slow motion.
A keen young scientist (I’m casting Ana Faris in my head) discovers the key piece of evidence that life did start among the stars, misplaces it, and spends the rest of the film trying to convince everyone she’s telling the truth.
In a post-apocalyptical world, a nobody kid has the key to everyone’s salvation and he’s led by several wacky CGI sidekicks on an adventure that takes him to the ends of the Earth where he learns something important about home or love or something.
Amid the heat of the campaign trail, Donald Trump’s hairpiece finds true love with Hillary Clinton’s pantsuit. Title: HILL TOUPEE! (Oh, the Hill-hairity!) (Sorry, sorry–you did say “terrible”!)
A reboot of a childhood favorite where it is discovered that the character or characters are actually ALIENS!
A young idealistic teacher goes to a ghetto school and motivates the kids by founding a Gilbert & Sullivan Society
100 minutes of an old man in a dimly lit room trying to make a paperclip necklace.
A detective brings down a ruthless drug cartel - by following standard procedures and working as part of a team with fellow law enforcement agents.
A 90-minute underwater knife fight … in slow motion.
A keen young scientist (I’m casting Ana Faris in my head) discovers the key piece of evidence that life did start among the stars, misplaces it, and spends the rest of the film trying to convince everyone she’s telling the truth.
In a post-apocalyptical world, a nobody kid has the key to everyone’s salvation and he’s led by several wacky CGI sidekicks on an adventure that takes him to the ends of the Earth where he learns something important about home or love or something.
Amid the heat of the campaign trail, Donald Trump’s hairpiece finds true love with Hillary Clinton’s pantsuit. Title: HILL TOUPEE! (Oh, the Hill-hairity!) (Sorry, sorry–you did say “terrible”!)
A reboot of a childhood favorite where it is discovered that the character or characters are actually ALIENS!
A young idealistic teacher goes to a ghetto school and motivates the kids by founding a Gilbert & Sullivan Society
100 minutes of an old man in a dimly lit room trying to make a paperclip necklace.
A detective brings down a ruthless drug cartel - by following standard procedures and working as part of a team with fellow law enforcement agents.
A 90-minute underwater knife fight … in slow motion.
A keen young scientist (I’m casting Ana Faris in my head) discovers the key piece of evidence that life did start among the stars, misplaces it, and spends the rest of the film trying to convince everyone she’s telling the truth.
The Grapes of Wrath… as a musical romcom
The dead come back to life, with a ravenous appetite for… grass.
In a post-apocalyptical world, a nobody kid has the key to everyone’s salvation and he’s led by several wacky CGI sidekicks on an adventure that takes him to the ends of the Earth where he learns something important about home or love or something.
Amid the heat of the campaign trail, Donald Trump’s hairpiece finds true love with Hillary Clinton’s pantsuit. Title: HILL TOUPEE! (Oh, the Hill-hairity!) (Sorry, sorry–you did say “terrible”!)
A reboot of a childhood favorite where it is discovered that the character or characters are actually ALIENS!
A young idealistic teacher goes to a ghetto school and motivates the kids by founding a Gilbert & Sullivan Society
100 minutes of an old man in a dimly lit room trying to make a paperclip necklace.
A detective brings down a ruthless drug cartel - by following standard procedures and working as part of a team with fellow law enforcement agents.
A 90-minute underwater knife fight … in slow motion.
A keen young scientist (I’m casting Ana Faris in my head) discovers the key piece of evidence that life did start among the stars, misplaces it, and spends the rest of the film trying to convince everyone she’s telling the truth.
The Grapes of Wrath… as a musical romcom
The dead come back to life, with a ravenous appetite for… grass.
A girl from the wrong side of the tracks falls in love with the son of the town’s wealthiest man, who has no objection to his son’s choice of girlfriend, therefore no conflict, so the two eventually get married, have kids, a live a normal life.
In a post-apocalyptical world, a nobody kid has the key to everyone’s salvation and he’s led by several wacky CGI sidekicks on an adventure that takes him to the ends of the Earth where he learns something important about home or love or something.
Amid the heat of the campaign trail, Donald Trump’s hairpiece finds true love with Hillary Clinton’s pantsuit. Title: HILL TOUPEE! (Oh, the Hill-hairity!) (Sorry, sorry–you did say “terrible”!)
A reboot of a childhood favorite where it is discovered that the character or characters are actually ALIENS!
A young idealistic teacher goes to a ghetto school and motivates the kids by founding a Gilbert & Sullivan Society
100 minutes of an old man in a dimly lit room trying to make a paperclip necklace.
A detective brings down a ruthless drug cartel - by following standard procedures and working as part of a team with fellow law enforcement agents.
A 90-minute underwater knife fight … in slow motion.
A keen young scientist (I’m casting Ana Faris in my head) discovers the key piece of evidence that life did start among the stars, misplaces it, and spends the rest of the film trying to convince everyone she’s telling the truth.
The Grapes of Wrath… as a musical romcom
The dead come back to life, with a ravenous appetite for… grass.
A girl from the wrong side of the tracks falls in love with the son of the town’s wealthiest man, who has no objection to his son’s choice of girlfriend, therefore no conflict, so the two eventually get married, have kids, a live a normal life.
Rocky meets Rambo. Double the Stallone, double the fun!
In a post-apocalyptical world, a nobody kid has the key to everyone’s salvation and he’s led by several wacky CGI sidekicks on an adventure that takes him to the ends of the Earth where he learns something important about home or love or something.
Amid the heat of the campaign trail, Donald Trump’s hairpiece finds true love with Hillary Clinton’s pantsuit. Title: HILL TOUPEE! (Oh, the Hill-hairity!) (Sorry, sorry–you did say “terrible”!)
A reboot of a childhood favorite where it is discovered that the character or characters are actually ALIENS!
A young idealistic teacher goes to a ghetto school and motivates the kids by founding a Gilbert & Sullivan Society
100 minutes of an old man in a dimly lit room trying to make a paperclip necklace.
A detective brings down a ruthless drug cartel - by following standard procedures and working as part of a team with fellow law enforcement agents.
A 90-minute underwater knife fight … in slow motion.
A keen young scientist (I’m casting Ana Faris in my head) discovers the key piece of evidence that life did start among the stars, misplaces it, and spends the rest of the film trying to convince everyone she’s telling the truth.
The Grapes of Wrath… as a musical romcom
The dead come back to life, with a ravenous appetite for… grass.
A girl from the wrong side of the tracks falls in love with the son of the town’s wealthiest man, who has no objection to his son’s choice of girlfriend, therefore no conflict, so the two eventually get married, have kids, a live a normal life.
Rocky meets Rambo. Double the Stallone, double the fun!
Shy nerdy freshman joins fraternity… then spends 4 years doing neat volunteer projects to improve the community and help children.
New topic: A Food or Drink You Wish Fast Food Chains Had
