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37384

Pretty useless super powers.

  1. X-Ray vision that only works on glass.
  2. The ability to crawl up floors
  3. Perfect 20-20 Hindsight
  4. Time travel: I can go an hour into the future in just 60 minutes!
  5. The ability to convert water into Miller Lite
37385

Pretty useless super powers.

  1. X-Ray vision that only works on glass.
  2. The ability to crawl up floors
  3. Perfect 20-20 Hindsight
  4. Time travel: I can go an hour into the future in just 60 minutes!
  5. The ability to convert water into Miller Lite
  6. The ability to convert Miller Lite into urine.
37386

Pretty useless super powers.

  1. X-Ray vision that only works on glass.
  2. The ability to crawl up floors
  3. Perfect 20-20 Hindsight
  4. Time travel: I can go an hour into the future in just 60 minutes!
  5. The ability to convert water into Miller Lite
  6. The ability to convert Miller Lite into urine.
  7. Super strength on planets with green suns
37387

Pretty useless super powers.

  1. X-Ray vision that only works on glass.
  2. The ability to crawl up floors
  3. Perfect 20-20 Hindsight
  4. Time travel: I can go an hour into the future in just 60 minutes!
  5. The ability to convert water into Miller Lite
  6. The ability to convert Miller Lite into urine.
  7. Super strength on planets with green suns
  8. Can transform into Jell-O for 30 seconds at a time
37388

Pretty useless super powers.

  1. X-Ray vision that only works on glass.
  2. The ability to crawl up floors
  3. Perfect 20-20 Hindsight
  4. Time travel: I can go an hour into the future in just 60 minutes!
  5. The ability to convert water into Miller Lite
  6. The ability to convert Miller Lite into urine.
  7. Super strength on planets with green suns
  8. Can transform into Jell-O for 30 seconds at a time
  9. Retractable, razor sharp toenails
37389

Pretty useless super powers.

  1. X-Ray vision that only works on glass.
  2. The ability to crawl up floors
  3. Perfect 20-20 Hindsight
  4. Time travel: I can go an hour into the future in just 60 minutes!
  5. The ability to convert water into Miller Lite
  6. The ability to convert Miller Lite into urine.
  7. Super strength on planets with green suns
  8. Can transform into Jell-O for 30 seconds at a time
  9. Retractable, razor sharp toenails
  10. Invisibility, but only in total darkness
37390

Pretty useless super powers.

  1. X-Ray vision that only works on glass.
  2. The ability to crawl up floors
  3. Perfect 20-20 Hindsight
  4. Time travel: I can go an hour into the future in just 60 minutes!
  5. The ability to convert water into Miller Lite
  6. The ability to convert Miller Lite into urine.
  7. Super strength on planets with green suns
  8. Can transform into Jell-O for 30 seconds at a time
  9. Retractable, razor sharp toenails
  10. Invisibility, but only in total darkness
  11. Can change eye colour at will.
  • I don’t know, Prof. Being invisible to infrared could be a pretty useful thing unless total darkness means no spectrum whatsoever…*
37391

In Mystery Men, there was a character whose superpower was invisibility. But it only worked when nobody was looking at him.

37392

Pretty useless super powers.

  1. X-Ray vision that only works on glass.
  2. The ability to crawl up floors
  3. Perfect 20-20 Hindsight
  4. Time travel: I can go an hour into the future in just 60 minutes!
  5. The ability to convert water into Miller Lite
  6. The ability to convert Miller Lite into urine.
  7. Super strength on planets with green suns
  8. Can transform into Jell-O for 30 seconds at a time
  9. Retractable, razor sharp toenails
  10. Invisibility, but only in total darkness
  11. Can change eye colour at will.
  12. Can sleep through any noise, however loud (I really do have this power, btw)
37393

Pretty useless super powers.

  1. X-Ray vision that only works on glass.
  2. The ability to crawl up floors
  3. Perfect 20-20 Hindsight
  4. Time travel: I can go an hour into the future in just 60 minutes!
  5. The ability to convert water into Miller Lite
  6. The ability to convert Miller Lite into urine.
  7. Super strength on planets with green suns
  8. Can transform into Jell-O for 30 seconds at a time
  9. Retractable, razor sharp toenails
  10. Invisibility, but only in total darkness
  11. Can change eye colour at will.
  12. Can sleep through any noise, however loud (I really do have this power, btw)
  13. Can increase amount of dandruff scalp produces by up to 300%

Things heard at the MTV VMA’s:

  1. No way that was a wardrobe malfunction; it has to have been planned.
37394

Things heard at the MTV VMA’s:

  1. No way that was a wardrobe malfunction; it has to have been planned.
  2. So I have Miley and Nicki pencilled in for next season’s Celebrity Big Brother…
37395

Things heard at the MTV VMA’s:

  1. No way that was a wardrobe malfunction; it has to have been planned.
  2. So I have Miley and Nicki pencilled in for next season’s Celebrity Big Brother…
  3. Holy crap… Justin Bieber didn’t suck nearly as bad as I expected.
37396

Things heard at the MTV VMA’s:

  1. No way that was a wardrobe malfunction; it has to have been planned.
  2. So I have Miley and Nicki pencilled in for next season’s Celebrity Big Brother…
  3. Holy crap… Justin Bieber didn’t suck nearly as bad as I expected.
  4. On the other hand, if I run next year I can get Trump as my VP.
37397

Things heard at the MTV VMA’s:

  1. No way that was a wardrobe malfunction; it has to have been planned.
  2. So I have Miley and Nicki pencilled in for next season’s Celebrity Big Brother…
  3. Holy crap… Justin Bieber didn’t suck nearly as bad as I expected.
  4. On the other hand, if I run next year I can get Trump as my VP.
  5. “And the award for Best Video goes to… wait, they still make videos?”
37398

Things heard at the MTV VMA’s:

  1. No way that was a wardrobe malfunction; it has to have been planned.
  2. So I have Miley and Nicki pencilled in for next season’s Celebrity Big Brother…
  3. Holy crap… Justin Bieber didn’t suck nearly as bad as I expected.
  4. On the other hand, if I run next year I can get Trump as my VP.
  5. “And the award for Best Video goes to… wait, they still make videos?”
  6. So, Kim Kardashian’s gonna be the First Lady?
37399

Things heard at the MTV VMA’s:

  1. No way that was a wardrobe malfunction; it has to have been planned.
  2. So I have Miley and Nicki pencilled in for next season’s Celebrity Big Brother…
  3. Holy crap… Justin Bieber didn’t suck nearly as bad as I expected.
  4. On the other hand, if I run next year I can get Trump as my VP.
  5. “And the award for Best Video goes to… wait, they still make videos?”
  6. So, Kim Kardashian’s gonna be the First Lady?
  7. Yeah, Jared Leto’s definitely hammered.
37400

Things heard at the MTV VMA’s:

  1. No way that was a wardrobe malfunction; it has to have been planned.
  2. So I have Miley and Nicki pencilled in for next season’s Celebrity Big Brother…
  3. Holy crap… Justin Bieber didn’t suck nearly as bad as I expected.
  4. On the other hand, if I run next year I can get Trump as my VP.
  5. “And the award for Best Video goes to… wait, they still make videos?”
  6. So, Kim Kardashian’s gonna be the First Lady?
  7. Yeah, Jared Leto’s definitely hammered.
  8. You know, I’d never have guessed that Kim Jong-Un was such a Taylor Swift fanboy.
37401

Things heard at the MTV VMA’s:

  1. No way that was a wardrobe malfunction; it has to have been planned.
  2. So I have Miley and Nicki pencilled in for next season’s Celebrity Big Brother…
  3. Holy crap… Justin Bieber didn’t suck nearly as bad as I expected.
  4. On the other hand, if I run next year I can get Trump as my VP.
  5. “And the award for Best Video goes to… wait, they still make videos?”
  6. So, Kim Kardashian’s gonna be the First Lady?
  7. Yeah, Jared Leto’s definitely hammered.
  8. You know, I’d never have guessed that Kim Jong-Un was such a Taylor Swift fanboy.
  9. Taylor and Kanye just need to hook up already so they can get out of each other’s heads…
37402

Things heard at the MTV VMA’s:

  1. No way that was a wardrobe malfunction; it has to have been planned.
  2. So I have Miley and Nicki pencilled in for next season’s Celebrity Big Brother…
  3. Holy crap… Justin Bieber didn’t suck nearly as bad as I expected.
  4. On the other hand, if I run next year I can get Trump as my VP.
  5. “And the award for Best Video goes to… wait, they still make videos?”
  6. So, Kim Kardashian’s gonna be the First Lady?
  7. Yeah, Jared Leto’s definitely hammered.
  8. You know, I’d never have guessed that Kim Jong-Un was such a Taylor Swift fanboy.
  9. Taylor and Kanye just need to hook up already so they can get out of each other’s heads…
  10. Keith Richards just had to be defibrillated. AGAIN.
37403

Things heard at the MTV VMA’s:

  1. No way that was a wardrobe malfunction; it has to have been planned.
  2. So I have Miley and Nicki pencilled in for next season’s Celebrity Big Brother…
  3. Holy crap… Justin Bieber didn’t suck nearly as bad as I expected.
  4. On the other hand, if I run next year I can get Trump as my VP.
  5. “And the award for Best Video goes to… wait, they still make videos?”
  6. So, Kim Kardashian’s gonna be the First Lady?
  7. Yeah, Jared Leto’s definitely hammered.
  8. You know, I’d never have guessed that Kim Jong-Un was such a Taylor Swift fanboy.
  9. Taylor and Kanye just need to hook up already so they can get out of each other’s heads…
  10. Keith Richards just had to be defibrillated. AGAIN.
  11. I don’t care if she has a new album out, I’m not making out with Madge!