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Songs Overused in Movie Trailers

  1. “Bad to the Bone,” George Thorogood
  2. “I Feel Good”, James Brown
  3. “Chariots of Fire”, Vangelis
  4. Peter Gabriel’s “Rhythm of the Heat”
  5. “Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO
  6. “O Fortuna” from Orff’s Carmina Burana
  7. “Sirius” by Alan Parsons Project
  8. “Born to Be Wild” by Steppenwolf
  9. “Clocks” by Coldplay
  10. “More Human than Human” - White Zombie
  11. “Bad Reputation” by Joan Jett
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Songs Overused in Movie Trailers

  1. “Bad to the Bone,” George Thorogood
  2. “I Feel Good”, James Brown
  3. “Chariots of Fire”, Vangelis
  4. Peter Gabriel’s “Rhythm of the Heat”
  5. “Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO
  6. “O Fortuna” from Orff’s Carmina Burana
  7. “Sirius” by Alan Parsons Project
  8. “Born to Be Wild” by Steppenwolf
  9. “Clocks” by Coldplay
  10. “More Human than Human” - White Zombie
  11. “Bad Reputation” by Joan Jett
  12. Hans Zimmer’s airhorns
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Songs Overused in Movie Trailers

  1. “Bad to the Bone,” George Thorogood

  2. “I Feel Good”, James Brown

  3. “Chariots of Fire”, Vangelis

  4. Peter Gabriel’s “Rhythm of the Heat”

  5. “Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO

  6. “O Fortuna” from Orff’s Carmina Burana

  7. “Sirius” by Alan Parsons Project

  8. “Born to Be Wild” by Steppenwolf

  9. “Clocks” by Coldplay

  10. “More Human than Human” - White Zombie

  11. “Bad Reputation” by Joan Jett

  12. Hans Zimmer’s airhorns

  13. “Staying Alive” by the Bee Gees
    New! Joke responses to the set-up line: “Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.”

  14. “Ah, so THAT’s where he’s gotten to!”

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Joke responses to the set-up line: “Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.”

  1. “Ah, so THAT’s where he’s gotten to!”
  2. “I’m so sorry, sir. You’re actually entitled to four.”
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Joke responses to the set-up line: “Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.”

  1. “Ah, so THAT’s where he’s gotten to!”
  2. “I’m so sorry, sir. You’re actually entitled to four.”
  3. “What’s this fly doing in my soup?” “The backstroke”
37469

Joke responses to the set-up line: “Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.”

  1. “Ah, so THAT’s where he’s gotten to!”
  2. “I’m so sorry, sir. You’re actually entitled to four.”
  3. “What’s this fly doing in my soup?” “The backstroke”
  4. “Can’t be, sir. We don’t serve meat on Fridays.”
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Joke responses to the set-up line: “Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.”

  1. “Ah, so THAT’s where he’s gotten to!”
  2. “I’m so sorry, sir. You’re actually entitled to four.”
  3. “What’s this fly doing in my soup?” “The backstroke”
  4. “Can’t be, sir. We don’t serve meat on Fridays.”
  5. “Sir, please stop dry humping the soup.”
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Joke responses to the set-up line: “Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.”

  1. “Ah, so THAT’s where he’s gotten to!”
  2. “I’m so sorry, sir. You’re actually entitled to four.”
  3. “What’s this fly doing in my soup?” “The backstroke”
  4. “Can’t be, sir. We don’t serve meat on Fridays.”
  5. “Sir, please stop dry humping the soup.”
  6. “I’m sorry, sir, but if you are opposed to eating animals, you should have gone to a vegetarian restaurant.”
37472

Joke responses to the set-up line: “Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.”

  1. “Ah, so THAT’s where he’s gotten to!”
  2. “I’m so sorry, sir. You’re actually entitled to four.”
  3. “What’s this fly doing in my soup?” “The backstroke”
  4. “Can’t be, sir. We don’t serve meat on Fridays.”
  5. “Sir, please stop dry humping the soup.”
  6. “I’m sorry, sir, but if you are opposed to eating animals, you should have gone to a vegetarian restaurant.”
  7. “Don’t worry, the spider on your bread will get him.”
37473

Joke responses to the set-up line: “Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.”

  1. “Ah, so THAT’s where he’s gotten to!”
  2. “I’m so sorry, sir. You’re actually entitled to four.”
  3. “What’s this fly doing in my soup?” “The backstroke”
  4. “Can’t be, sir. We don’t serve meat on Fridays.”
  5. “Sir, please stop dry humping the soup.”
  6. “I’m sorry, sir, but if you are opposed to eating animals, you should have gone to a vegetarian restaurant.”
  7. “Don’t worry, the spider on your bread will get him.”
  8. “Please be quiet, sir, or everybody will want one!”
37474

Joke responses to the set-up line: “Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.”

  1. “Ah, so THAT’s where he’s gotten to!”
  2. “I’m so sorry, sir. You’re actually entitled to four.”
  3. “What’s this fly doing in my soup?” “The backstroke”
  4. “Can’t be, sir. We don’t serve meat on Fridays.”
  5. “Sir, please stop dry humping the soup.”
  6. “I’m sorry, sir, but if you are opposed to eating animals, you should have gone to a vegetarian restaurant.”
  7. “Don’t worry, the spider on your bread will get him.”
  8. “Please be quiet, sir, or everybody will want one!”
  9. “I’m so sorry, sir! That was for the next table over!” <looks that way, sees table with four spiders sitting around it>
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Joke responses to the set-up line: “Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.”

  1. “Ah, so THAT’s where he’s gotten to!”
  2. “I’m so sorry, sir. You’re actually entitled to four.”
  3. “What’s this fly doing in my soup?” “The backstroke”
  4. “Can’t be, sir. We don’t serve meat on Fridays.”
  5. “Sir, please stop dry humping the soup.”
  6. “I’m sorry, sir, but if you are opposed to eating animals, you should have gone to a vegetarian restaurant.”
  7. “Don’t worry, the spider on your bread will get him.”
  8. “Please be quiet, sir, or everybody will want one!”
  9. “I’m so sorry, sir! That was for the next table over!” <looks that way, sees table with four spiders sitting around it>
  10. “Well, keep it zipped, will ya?”
37476

Joke responses to the set-up line: “Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.”

  1. “Ah, so THAT’s where he’s gotten to!”
  2. “I’m so sorry, sir. You’re actually entitled to four.”
  3. “What’s this fly doing in my soup?” “The backstroke”
  4. “Can’t be, sir. We don’t serve meat on Fridays.”
  5. “Sir, please stop dry humping the soup.”
  6. “I’m sorry, sir, but if you are opposed to eating animals, you should have gone to a vegetarian restaurant.”
  7. “Don’t worry, the spider on your bread will get him.”
  8. “Please be quiet, sir, or everybody will want one!”
  9. “I’m so sorry, sir! That was for the next table over!” <looks that way, sees table with four spiders sitting around it>
  10. “Well, keep it zipped, will ya?”
  11. “And?”
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Joke responses to the set-up line: “Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.”

  1. “Ah, so THAT’s where he’s gotten to!”
  2. “I’m so sorry, sir. You’re actually entitled to four.”
  3. “What’s this fly doing in my soup?” “The backstroke”
  4. “Can’t be, sir. We don’t serve meat on Fridays.”
  5. “Sir, please stop dry humping the soup.”
  6. “I’m sorry, sir, but if you are opposed to eating animals, you should have gone to a vegetarian restaurant.”
  7. “Don’t worry, the spider on your bread will get him.”
  8. “Please be quiet, sir, or everybody will want one!”
  9. “I’m so sorry, sir! That was for the next table over!” <looks that way, sees table with four spiders sitting around it>
  10. “Well, keep it zipped, will ya?”
  11. “And?”
  12. “We apologize, sir, but we were out of roaches.”
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Joke responses to the set-up line: “Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.”

  1. “Ah, so THAT’s where he’s gotten to!”
  2. “I’m so sorry, sir. You’re actually entitled to four.”
  3. “What’s this fly doing in my soup?” “The backstroke”
  4. “Can’t be, sir. We don’t serve meat on Fridays.”
  5. “Sir, please stop dry humping the soup.”
  6. “I’m sorry, sir, but if you are opposed to eating animals, you should have gone to a vegetarian restaurant.”
  7. “Don’t worry, the spider on your bread will get him.”
  8. “Please be quiet, sir, or everybody will want one!”
  9. “I’m so sorry, sir! That was for the next table over!” <looks that way, sees table with four spiders sitting around it>
  10. “Well, keep it zipped, will ya?”
  11. “And?”
  12. “We have a winner!”
37479

Joke responses to the set-up line: “Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.”

  1. “Ah, so THAT’s where he’s gotten to!”
  2. “I’m so sorry, sir. You’re actually entitled to four.”
  3. “What’s this fly doing in my soup?” “The backstroke”
  4. “Can’t be, sir. We don’t serve meat on Fridays.”
  5. “Sir, please stop dry humping the soup.”
  6. “I’m sorry, sir, but if you are opposed to eating animals, you should have gone to a vegetarian restaurant.”
  7. “Don’t worry, the spider on your bread will get him.”
  8. “Please be quiet, sir, or everybody will want one!”
  9. “I’m so sorry, sir! That was for the next table over!” <looks that way, sees table with four spiders sitting around it>
  10. “Well, keep it zipped, will ya?”
  11. “And?”
  12. “We have a winner!”
  13. “Don’t worry, sir, he won’t eat much.”

Pass

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“How Many To Screw in a Light Bulb” Jokes

  1. Jewish mothers: “None, dahlink, I’ll just sit here in the dark.”
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“How Many To Screw in a Light Bulb” Jokes

  1. Jewish mothers: “None, dahlink, I’ll just sit here in the dark.”
  2. Vietnam Vets: “You can’t know! You weren’t there!”
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“How Many To Screw in a Light Bulb” Jokes

  1. Jewish mothers: “None, dahlink, I’ll just sit here in the dark.”
  2. Vietnam Vets: “You can’t know! You weren’t there!”
  3. Californians: “We don’t screw in light bulbs, we screw in hot tubs.”
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“How Many To Screw in a Light Bulb” Jokes

  1. Jewish mothers: “None, dahlink, I’ll just sit here in the dark.”
  2. Vietnam Vets: “You can’t know! You weren’t there!”
  3. Californians: “We don’t screw in light bulbs, we screw in hot tubs.”
  4. Women with PMS: “One. IT JUST DOES OK!!!”