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Someone Who Dies in the Bible (And How)

  1. Uzzah (Struck dead by God for touching the Ark of the Covenant)
  2. Jesus (pretty self-explanatory)
  3. Lot’s Wife (Not really named, get’s turned into a pillar of salt for looking back)
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Someone Who Dies in the Bible (And How)

  1. Uzzah (Struck dead by God for touching the Ark of the Covenant)
  2. Jesus (pretty self-explanatory)
  3. Lot’s Wife (Not really named, get’s turned into a pillar of salt for looking back)
  4. Ananias and Sapphira (struck dead for holding out on the boss)
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Someone Who Dies in the Bible (And How)

  1. Uzzah (Struck dead by God for touching the Ark of the Covenant)
  2. Jesus (pretty self-explanatory)
  3. Lot’s Wife (Not really named, get’s turned into a pillar of salt for looking back)
  4. Ananias and Sapphira (struck dead for holding out on the boss)
  5. The fig tree (cursed by Jesus for failing to bloom)
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Someone Who Dies in the Bible (And How)

  1. Uzzah (Struck dead by God for touching the Ark of the Covenant)
  2. Jesus (pretty self-explanatory)
  3. Lot’s Wife (Not really named, get’s turned into a pillar of salt for looking back)
  4. Ananias and Sapphira (struck dead for holding out on the boss)
  5. Abel -(First human born to die/murdered by his older brother Cain)
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  1. Uzzah (Struck dead by God for touching the Ark of the Covenant)
  2. Jesus (pretty self-explanatory)
  3. Lot’s Wife (Not really named, get’s turned into a pillar of salt for looking back)
  4. Ananias and Sapphira (struck dead for holding out on the boss)
  5. Abel -(First human born to die/murdered by his older brother Cain)
  6. Onan (Slain by God for not impregnating his dead brother’s wife)
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Someone Who Dies in the Bible (And How)

  1. Uzzah (Struck dead by God for touching the Ark of the Covenant)
  2. Jesus (pretty self-explanatory)
  3. Lot’s Wife (Not really named, get’s turned into a pillar of salt for looking back)
  4. Ananias and Sapphira (struck dead for holding out on the boss)
  5. Abel -(First human born to die/murdered by his older brother Cain)
  6. Onan (Slain by God for not impregnating his dead brother’s wife)
  7. Eutychus (he fell asleep during one of St. Paul’s boring sermons and fell out a window to his death)
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Someone Who Dies in the Bible (And How)

  1. Uzzah (Struck dead by God for touching the Ark of the Covenant)
  2. Jesus (pretty self-explanatory)
  3. Lot’s Wife (Not really named, get’s turned into a pillar of salt for looking back)
  4. Ananias and Sapphira (struck dead for holding out on the boss)
  5. Abel -(First human born to die/murdered by his older brother Cain)
  6. Onan (Slain by God for not impregnating his dead brother’s wife)
  7. Eutychus (he fell asleep during one of St. Paul’s boring sermons and fell out a window to his death)

(I hate when that happens!)

8: Judas (either hanged himself, or fell on a rock and his bowels gushed out, depending on which story you believe.)

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Someone Who Dies in the Bible (And How)

  1. Uzzah (Struck dead by God for touching the Ark of the Covenant)
  2. Jesus (pretty self-explanatory)
  3. Lot’s Wife (Not really named, get’s turned into a pillar of salt for looking back)
  4. Ananias and Sapphira (struck dead for holding out on the boss)
  5. Abel -(First human born to die/murdered by his older brother Cain)
  6. Onan (Slain by God for not impregnating his dead brother’s wife)
  7. Eutychus (he fell asleep during one of St. Paul’s boring sermons and fell out a window to his death)
    8: Judas (either hanged himself, or fell on a rock and his bowels gushed out, depending on which story you believe.)
  8. John the Baptist (beheaded, with his head presented to Salome)
37552

Someone Who Dies in the Bible (And How)

  1. Uzzah (Struck dead by God for touching the Ark of the Covenant)
  2. Jesus (pretty self-explanatory)
  3. Lot’s Wife (Not really named, get’s turned into a pillar of salt for looking back)
  4. Ananias and Sapphira (struck dead for holding out on the boss)
  5. Abel -(First human born to die/murdered by his older brother Cain)
  6. Onan (Slain by God for not impregnating his dead brother’s wife)
  7. Eutychus (he fell asleep during one of St. Paul’s boring sermons and fell out a window to his death)
    8: Judas (either hanged himself, or fell on a rock and his bowels gushed out, depending on which story you believe.)
  8. John the Baptist (beheaded, with his head presented to Salome)
  9. Methuselah (presumably drowned in the Great Flood, at the tender age of 969)

…hey, what happened to my fig tree???

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Someone Who Dies in the Bible (And How)

  1. Uzzah (Struck dead by God for touching the Ark of the Covenant)
  2. Jesus (pretty self-explanatory)
  3. Lot’s Wife (Not really named, get’s turned into a pillar of salt for looking back)
  4. Ananias and Sapphira (struck dead for holding out on the boss)
  5. Abel -(First human born to die/murdered by his older brother Cain)
  6. Onan (Slain by God for not impregnating his dead brother’s wife)
  7. Eutychus (he fell asleep during one of St. Paul’s boring sermons and fell out a window to his death)
    8: Judas (either hanged himself, or fell on a rock and his bowels gushed out, depending on which story you believe.)
  8. John the Baptist (beheaded, with his head presented to Salome)
  9. Methuselah (presumably drowned in the Great Flood, at the tender age of 969)
  10. Absalom (died by arrows or spears entering his body while, when riding away from a losing battle, his hair [and head] got stuck in some thorny branches)
37554

Someone Who Dies in the Bible (And How)

  1. Uzzah (Struck dead by God for touching the Ark of the Covenant)
  2. Jesus (pretty self-explanatory)
  3. Lot’s Wife (Not really named, get’s turned into a pillar of salt for looking back)
  4. Ananias and Sapphira (struck dead for holding out on the boss)
  5. Abel -(First human born to die/murdered by his older brother Cain)
  6. Onan (Slain by God for not impregnating his dead brother’s wife)
  7. Eutychus (he fell asleep during one of St. Paul’s boring sermons and fell out a window to his death)
    8: Judas (either hanged himself, or fell on a rock and his bowels gushed out, depending on which story you believe.)
  8. John the Baptist (beheaded, with his head presented to Salome)
  9. Methuselah (presumably drowned in the Great Flood, at the tender age of 969)
  10. Absalom (died by arrows or spears entering his body while, when riding away from a losing battle, his hair [and head] got stuck in some thorny branches)
  11. Goliath (knocked unconscious with a stone from a sling, then beheaded)
37555

Someone Who Dies in the Bible (And How)

  1. Uzzah (Struck dead by God for touching the Ark of the Covenant)
  2. Jesus (pretty self-explanatory)
  3. Lot’s Wife (Not really named, get’s turned into a pillar of salt for looking back)
  4. Ananias and Sapphira (struck dead for holding out on the boss)
  5. Abel -(First human born to die/murdered by his older brother Cain)
  6. Onan (Slain by God for not impregnating his dead brother’s wife)
  7. Eutychus (he fell asleep during one of St. Paul’s boring sermons and fell out a window to his death)
    8: Judas (either hanged himself, or fell on a rock and his bowels gushed out, depending on which story you believe.)
  8. John the Baptist (beheaded, with his head presented to Salome)
  9. Methuselah (presumably drowned in the Great Flood, at the tender age of 969)
  10. Absalom (died by arrows or spears entering his body while, when riding away from a losing battle, his hair [and head] got stuck in some thorny branches)
  11. Goliath (knocked unconscious with a stone from a sling, then beheaded)
  12. Jacob (died at age 147 after either blessing or cursing, as appropriate, all 12 of his sons at his bedside)

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Songs which mention a public official, but not by personal name (and the lyric)

  1. “Loves Me Like a Rock,” Paul Simon (“And if I was the President…”)
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Songs which mention a public official, but not by personal name (and the lyric)

  1. “Loves Me Like a Rock,” Paul Simon (“And if I was the President…”)
  2. “I Shot The Sheriff”, Eric Clapton, et al. ("…but I did not shoot the Deputy")
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Songs which mention a public official, but not by personal name (and the lyric)

  1. “Loves Me Like a Rock,” Paul Simon (“And if I was the President…”)
  2. “I Shot The Sheriff”, Eric Clapton, et al. ("…but I did not shoot the Deputy")
  3. “Fortunate Son”, Credence Clearwater Revival (“It ain’t me, it ain’t me, I ain’t no Senator’s son…”)
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Songs which mention a public official, but not by personal name (and the lyric)

  1. “Loves Me Like a Rock,” Paul Simon (“And if I was the President…”)
  2. “I Shot The Sheriff”, Eric Clapton, et al. ("…but I did not shoot the Deputy")
  3. “Fortunate Son”, Credence Clearwater Revival (“It ain’t me, it ain’t me, I ain’t no Senator’s son…”)
  4. “I Am The Walrus”, The Beatles (“Mister City Policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row…”)
37559

Songs which mention a public official, but not by personal name (and the lyric)

  1. “Loves Me Like a Rock,” Paul Simon (“And if I was the President…”)
  2. “I Shot The Sheriff”, Eric Clapton, et al. ("…but I did not shoot the Deputy")
  3. “Fortunate Son”, Credence Clearwater Revival (“It ain’t me, it ain’t me, I ain’t no Senator’s son…”)
  4. “I Am The Walrus”, The Beatles (“Mister City Policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row…”)
  5. “Sweet Home Alabama” by Lynyrd Skynyrd (“In Birmingham, they love the Governor.”)
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Songs which mention a public official, but not by personal name (and the lyric)

  1. “Loves Me Like a Rock,” Paul Simon (“And if I was the President…”)
  2. “I Shot The Sheriff”, Eric Clapton, et al. ("…but I did not shoot the Deputy")
  3. “Fortunate Son”, Credence Clearwater Revival (“It ain’t me, it ain’t me, I ain’t no Senator’s son…”)
  4. “I Am The Walrus”, The Beatles (“Mister City Policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row…”)
  5. “Sweet Home Alabama” by Lynyrd Skynyrd (“In Birmingham, they love the Governor.”)
  6. “Tombstone Blues”, Bob Dylan (“A bald wig for Jack the Ripper who sits/At the head of the chamber of commerce”).
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Songs which mention a public official, but not by personal name (and the lyric)

  1. “Loves Me Like a Rock,” Paul Simon (“And if I was the President…”)
  2. “I Shot The Sheriff”, Eric Clapton, et al. ("…but I did not shoot the Deputy")
  3. “Fortunate Son”, Credence Clearwater Revival (“It ain’t me, it ain’t me, I ain’t no Senator’s son…”)
  4. “I Am The Walrus”, The Beatles (“Mister City Policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row…”)
  5. “Sweet Home Alabama” by Lynyrd Skynyrd (“In Birmingham, they love the Governor.”)
  6. “Tombstone Blues”, Bob Dylan (“A bald wig for Jack the Ripper who sits/At the head of the chamber of commerce”).
  7. “The Clerks Of Oxenford”, Scottish folk song (“But they hadna been in Billsbury/A twallmonth and a day/Till the twa bonnie clerks of Oxenford/With the mayor’s twa daughters lay”)
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Songs which mention a public official, but not by personal name (and the lyric)

  1. “Loves Me Like a Rock,” Paul Simon (“And if I was the President…”)
  2. “I Shot The Sheriff”, Eric Clapton, et al. ("…but I did not shoot the Deputy")
  3. “Fortunate Son”, Credence Clearwater Revival (“It ain’t me, it ain’t me, I ain’t no Senator’s son…”)
  4. “I Am The Walrus”, The Beatles (“Mister City Policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row…”)
  5. “Sweet Home Alabama” by Lynyrd Skynyrd (“In Birmingham, they love the Governor.”)
  6. “Tombstone Blues”, Bob Dylan (“A bald wig for Jack the Ripper who sits/At the head of the chamber of commerce”).
  7. “The Clerks Of Oxenford”, Scottish folk song (“But they hadna been in Billsbury/A twallmonth and a day/Till the twa bonnie clerks of Oxenford/With the mayor’s twa daughters lay”)
  8. “Band on the Run”, Paul McCartney and Wings (And the county judge, who held a grudge, will search for ever more for the band on the run.")
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Songs which mention a public official, but not by personal name (and the lyric)

  1. “Loves Me Like a Rock,” Paul Simon (“And if I was the President…”)
  2. “I Shot The Sheriff”, Eric Clapton, et al. ("…but I did not shoot the Deputy")
  3. “Fortunate Son”, Credence Clearwater Revival (“It ain’t me, it ain’t me, I ain’t no Senator’s son…”)
  4. “I Am The Walrus”, The Beatles (“Mister City Policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row…”)
  5. “Sweet Home Alabama” by Lynyrd Skynyrd (“In Birmingham, they love the Governor.”)
  6. “Tombstone Blues”, Bob Dylan (“A bald wig for Jack the Ripper who sits/At the head of the chamber of commerce”).
  7. “The Clerks Of Oxenford”, Scottish folk song (“But they hadna been in Billsbury/A twallmonth and a day/Till the twa bonnie clerks of Oxenford/With the mayor’s twa daughters lay”)
  8. “Band on the Run”, Paul McCartney and Wings (And the county judge, who held a grudge, will search for ever more for the band on the run.")
  9. “Purple Toupee”, They Might Be Giants (“I remember the book depository where they crowned the king of Cuba”)