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Off the top of your head, describe a “Lost in Space” episode [except the pilot]

  1. Will finds a transporter machine that sends him to Earth. He brings back Carbon-Tetrachloride.
  2. Penny is entered in some kind of beauty contest (I think) and has to repeat over and over again “The beets in Beta boil better on the burner.” That goes through my head every time I cook beets.
  3. Yes, I do hate this. HAL catches Will boffing Penny, and in a fit of jealous rage casts Will into outer space and death, tragically just before Penny can apply the robot screwdriver lobotomization treatment.
  4. The final episode where the all return safely, except it is revealed that Penny and Mrs. Robertson are both pregnant with Dr. Scott’s babies.
  5. Will and Penny stumble on four friendly aliens (two are blue and two are green) who, it turns out, are a rock and roll (bubblegum) group. The planet was supposed to be their concert venue, but something went wrong and the Robinsons have to fix it.
  6. Will’s dad meets his evil anti-matter double. This is the first time I ever heard of anti-matter, and was surprised to learn later that it’s actually a thing.
  7. The Robot wanders into a strange area, falls over on his back and grows to gargantuan proportions. When Will and Dr. “Scott” find him, he bellows, “TO HELL WITH THIS, Will Robinson, those Thread Game Dopers can finish this thread any way they bloody well like; they’re lucky this wasn’t ‘Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea.’ I’m outta here!” And he makes his way back to Earth and is just big enough to fit in the rubber Godzilla suit for the Roland Emmerich film.
  8. The pilot yearns for the day when he will be played by Joey Tribbiani.
37525

Off the top of your head, describe a “Lost in Space” episode [except the pilot]

  1. Will finds a transporter machine that sends him to Earth. He brings back Carbon-Tetrachloride.
  2. Penny is entered in some kind of beauty contest (I think) and has to repeat over and over again “The beets in Beta boil better on the burner.” That goes through my head every time I cook beets.
  3. Yes, I do hate this. HAL catches Will boffing Penny, and in a fit of jealous rage casts Will into outer space and death, tragically just before Penny can apply the robot screwdriver lobotomization treatment.
  4. The final episode where the all return safely, except it is revealed that Penny and Mrs. Robertson are both pregnant with Dr. Scott’s babies.
  5. Will and Penny stumble on four friendly aliens (two are blue and two are green) who, it turns out, are a rock and roll (bubblegum) group. The planet was supposed to be their concert venue, but something went wrong and the Robinsons have to fix it.
  6. Will’s dad meets his evil anti-matter double. This is the first time I ever heard of anti-matter, and was surprised to learn later that it’s actually a thing.
  7. The Robot wanders into a strange area, falls over on his back and grows to gargantuan proportions. When Will and Dr. “Scott” find him, he bellows, “TO HELL WITH THIS, Will Robinson, those Thread Game Dopers can finish this thread any way they bloody well like; they’re lucky this wasn’t ‘Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea.’ I’m outta here!” And he makes his way back to Earth and is just big enough to fit in the rubber Godzilla suit for the Roland Emmerich film.
  8. The pilot yearns for the day when he will be played by Joey Tribbiani.
  9. The robot has a torrid secret affair with Captain Crane. (Wait, this isn’t Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea?)
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Off the top of your head, describe a “Lost in Space” episode [except the pilot]

  1. Will finds a transporter machine that sends him to Earth. He brings back Carbon-Tetrachloride.
  2. Penny is entered in some kind of beauty contest (I think) and has to repeat over and over again “The beets in Beta boil better on the burner.” That goes through my head every time I cook beets.
  3. Yes, I do hate this. HAL catches Will boffing Penny, and in a fit of jealous rage casts Will into outer space and death, tragically just before Penny can apply the robot screwdriver lobotomization treatment.
  4. The final episode where the all return safely, except it is revealed that Penny and Mrs. Robertson are both pregnant with Dr. Scott’s babies.
  5. Will and Penny stumble on four friendly aliens (two are blue and two are green) who, it turns out, are a rock and roll (bubblegum) group. The planet was supposed to be their concert venue, but something went wrong and the Robinsons have to fix it.
  6. Will’s dad meets his evil anti-matter double. This is the first time I ever heard of anti-matter, and was surprised to learn later that it’s actually a thing.
  7. The Robot wanders into a strange area, falls over on his back and grows to gargantuan proportions. When Will and Dr. “Scott” find him, he bellows, “TO HELL WITH THIS, Will Robinson, those Thread Game Dopers can finish this thread any way they bloody well like; they’re lucky this wasn’t ‘Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea.’ I’m outta here!” And he makes his way back to Earth and is just big enough to fit in the rubber Godzilla suit for the Roland Emmerich film.
  8. The pilot yearns for the day when he will be played by Joey Tribbiani.
  9. The robot has a torrid secret affair with Captain Crane. (Wait, this isn’t Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea?)
  10. Penny meets her idol: Davy Jones of the Monkees.
37527

Off the top of your head, describe a “Lost in Space” episode [except the pilot]

  1. Will finds a transporter machine that sends him to Earth. He brings back Carbon-Tetrachloride.
  2. Penny is entered in some kind of beauty contest (I think) and has to repeat over and over again “The beets in Beta boil better on the burner.” That goes through my head every time I cook beets.
  3. Yes, I do hate this. HAL catches Will boffing Penny, and in a fit of jealous rage casts Will into outer space and death, tragically just before Penny can apply the robot screwdriver lobotomization treatment.
  4. The final episode where the all return safely, except it is revealed that Penny and Mrs. Robertson are both pregnant with Dr. Scott’s babies.
  5. Will and Penny stumble on four friendly aliens (two are blue and two are green) who, it turns out, are a rock and roll (bubblegum) group. The planet was supposed to be their concert venue, but something went wrong and the Robinsons have to fix it.
  6. Will’s dad meets his evil anti-matter double. This is the first time I ever heard of anti-matter, and was surprised to learn later that it’s actually a thing.
  7. The Robot wanders into a strange area, falls over on his back and grows to gargantuan proportions. When Will and Dr. “Scott” find him, he bellows, “TO HELL WITH THIS, Will Robinson, those Thread Game Dopers can finish this thread any way they bloody well like; they’re lucky this wasn’t ‘Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea.’ I’m outta here!” And he makes his way back to Earth and is just big enough to fit in the rubber Godzilla suit for the Roland Emmerich film.
  8. The pilot yearns for the day when he will be played by Joey Tribbiani.
  9. The robot has a torrid secret affair with Captain Crane. (Wait, this isn’t Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea?)
  10. Penny meets her idol: Davy Jones of the Monkees.
  11. They meet a group of sentient vegetables who are rebelling against everything that eats plants. (I’m not kidding, this was an actual episode. Their leader was a giant carrot.)
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Off the top of your head, describe a “Lost in Space” episode [except the pilot]

  1. Will finds a transporter machine that sends him to Earth. He brings back Carbon-Tetrachloride.
  2. Penny is entered in some kind of beauty contest (I think) and has to repeat over and over again “The beets in Beta boil better on the burner.” That goes through my head every time I cook beets.
  3. Yes, I do hate this. HAL catches Will boffing Penny, and in a fit of jealous rage casts Will into outer space and death, tragically just before Penny can apply the robot screwdriver lobotomization treatment.
  4. The final episode where the all return safely, except it is revealed that Penny and Mrs. Robertson are both pregnant with Dr. Scott’s babies.
  5. Will and Penny stumble on four friendly aliens (two are blue and two are green) who, it turns out, are a rock and roll (bubblegum) group. The planet was supposed to be their concert venue, but something went wrong and the Robinsons have to fix it.
  6. Will’s dad meets his evil anti-matter double. This is the first time I ever heard of anti-matter, and was surprised to learn later that it’s actually a thing.
  7. The Robot wanders into a strange area, falls over on his back and grows to gargantuan proportions. When Will and Dr. “Scott” find him, he bellows, “TO HELL WITH THIS, Will Robinson, those Thread Game Dopers can finish this thread any way they bloody well like; they’re lucky this wasn’t ‘Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea.’ I’m outta here!” And he makes his way back to Earth and is just big enough to fit in the rubber Godzilla suit for the Roland Emmerich film.
  8. The pilot yearns for the day when he will be played by Joey Tribbiani.
  9. The robot has a torrid secret affair with Captain Crane. (Wait, this isn’t Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea?)
  10. Penny meets her idol: Davy Jones of the Monkees.
  11. They meet a group of sentient vegetables who are rebelling against everything that eats plants. (I’m not kidding, this was an actual episode. Their leader was a giant carrot.)
  12. A giant disembodied Head of Gene Roddenberry menaces the family.
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Off the top of your head, describe a “Lost in Space” episode [except the pilot]

  1. Will finds a transporter machine that sends him to Earth. He brings back Carbon-Tetrachloride.

  2. Penny is entered in some kind of beauty contest (I think) and has to repeat over and over again “The beets in Beta boil better on the burner.” That goes through my head every time I cook beets.

  3. Yes, I do hate this. HAL catches Will boffing Penny, and in a fit of jealous rage casts Will into outer space and death, tragically just before Penny can apply the robot screwdriver lobotomization treatment.

  4. The final episode where the all return safely, except it is revealed that Penny and Mrs. Robertson are both pregnant with Dr. Scott’s babies.

  5. Will and Penny stumble on four friendly aliens (two are blue and two are green) who, it turns out, are a rock and roll (bubblegum) group. The planet was supposed to be their concert venue, but something went wrong and the Robinsons have to fix it.

  6. Will’s dad meets his evil anti-matter double. This is the first time I ever heard of anti-matter, and was surprised to learn later that it’s actually a thing.

  7. The Robot wanders into a strange area, falls over on his back and grows to gargantuan proportions. When Will and Dr. “Scott” find him, he bellows, “TO HELL WITH THIS, Will Robinson, those Thread Game Dopers can finish this thread any way they bloody well like; they’re lucky this wasn’t ‘Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea.’ I’m outta here!” And he makes his way back to Earth and is just big enough to fit in the rubber Godzilla suit for the Roland Emmerich film.

  8. The pilot yearns for the day when he will be played by Joey Tribbiani.

  9. The robot has a torrid secret affair with Captain Crane. (Wait, this isn’t Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea?)

  10. Penny meets her idol: Davy Jones of the Monkees.

  11. They meet a group of sentient vegetables who are rebelling against everything that eats plants. (I’m not kidding, this was an actual episode. Their leader was a giant carrot.)

  12. A giant disembodied Head of Gene Roddenberry menaces the family.

  13. The crew of the ship find a way home but Dr. Smith screws it up for everyone again.
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    Describe one of the conquests of James T. Kirk.

  14. The gal with the green hair and silver space bikini on planet Triskelion.

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Describe one of the conquests of James T. Kirk.

  1. The gal with the green hair and silver space bikini on planet Triskelion.
  2. Edith Keeler, the woman who almost changed history
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Describe one of the conquests of James T. Kirk.

  1. The gal with the green hair and silver space bikini on planet Triskelion.
  2. Edith Keeler, the woman who almost changed history
  3. Yeoman Rand, high blonde hair and smokin’ hot.
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Re: “Lost in Space” upthread:

You people are a National Treasure; I sincerely mean it. :slight_smile:

BIP:

Describe one of the conquests of James T. Kirk.

  1. The gal with the green hair and silver space bikini on planet Triskelion.
  2. Edith Keeler, the woman who almost changed history
  3. Yeoman Rand, high blonde hair and smokin’ hot.
  4. Uhura’s green-skinned, red-haired Orion roommate (2009 re-boot)
    (Prof. P–Mrs. “Robertson”? What would Simon & Garfunkle say?)
37533

Describe one of the conquests of James T. Kirk.

  1. The gal with the green hair and silver space bikini on planet Triskelion.
  2. Edith Keeler, the woman who almost changed history
  3. Yeoman Rand, high blonde hair and smokin’ hot.
  4. Uhura’s green-skinned roommate (if the reboot movie counts)
37534

Describe one of the conquests of James T. Kirk.

  1. The gal with the green hair and silver space bikini on planet Triskelion.
  2. Edith Keeler, the woman who almost changed history
  3. Yeoman Rand, high blonde hair and smokin’ hot.
  4. Uhura’s green-skinned roommate (if the reboot movie counts)
  5. Dr. Carol Marcus, chef of planets, mother of the Kirklet
37535

Describe one of the conquests of James T. Kirk.

  1. The gal with the green hair and silver space bikini on planet Triskelion.
  2. Edith Keeler, the woman who almost changed history
  3. Yeoman Rand, high blonde hair and smokin’ hot.
  4. Uhura’s green-skinned roommate (if the reboot movie counts)
  5. Dr. Carol Marcus, chef of planets, mother of the Kirklet
  6. The shape-shifting prison snitch in ST:VI, played variously by Iman, a little girl, and Shatner himself
37536

Describe one of the conquests of James T. Kirk.

  1. The gal with the green hair and silver space bikini on planet Triskelion.
  2. Edith Keeler, the woman who almost changed history
  3. Yeoman Rand, high blonde hair and smokin’ hot.
  4. Uhura’s green-skinned roommate (if the reboot movie counts)
  5. Dr. Carol Marcus, chef of planets, mother of the Kirklet
  6. The shape-shifting prison snitch in ST:VI, played variously by Iman, a little girl, and Shatner himself
  7. Drusilla, the Roman slave girl
37537

Describe one of the conquests of James T. Kirk.

  1. The gal with the green hair and silver space bikini on planet Triskelion.
  2. Edith Keeler, the woman who almost changed history
  3. Yeoman Rand, high blonde hair and smokin’ hot.
  4. Uhura’s green-skinned roommate (if the reboot movie counts)
  5. Dr. Carol Marcus, chef of planets, mother of the Kirklet
  6. The shape-shifting prison snitch in ST:VI, played variously by Iman, a little girl, and Shatner himself
  7. Drusilla, the Roman slave girl
  8. Marta, green-skinned Orion played by TV’s Batgirl, Yvonne Craig, in Whom Gods Destroy
37538

Describe one of the conquests of James T. Kirk.

  1. The gal with the green hair and silver space bikini on planet Triskelion.
  2. Edith Keeler, the woman who almost changed history
  3. Yeoman Rand, high blonde hair and smokin’ hot.
  4. Uhura’s green-skinned roommate (if the reboot movie counts)
  5. Dr. Carol Marcus, chef of planets, mother of the Kirklet
  6. The shape-shifting prison snitch in ST:VI, played variously by Iman, a little girl, and Shatner himself
  7. Drusilla, the Roman slave girl
  8. Marta, green-skinned Orion played by TV’s Batgirl, Yvonne Craig, in Whom Gods Destroy
  9. Mr. Spock: Star Trek: The Lost Episode (audiofic) - Fanlore
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  1. The gal with the green hair and silver space bikini on planet Triskelion.
  2. Edith Keeler, the woman who almost changed history
  3. Yeoman Rand, high blonde hair and smokin’ hot.
  4. Uhura’s green-skinned roommate (if the reboot movie counts)
  5. Dr. Carol Marcus, chef of planets, mother of the Kirklet
  6. The shape-shifting prison snitch in ST:VI, played variously by Iman, a little girl, and Shatner himself
  7. Drusilla, the Roman slave girl
  8. Marta, green-skinned Orion played by TV’s Batgirl, Yvonne Craig, in Whom Gods Destroy
  9. Mr. Spock: http://fanlore.org/wiki/Star_Trek:_T...sode_(audiofic)
  10. Miramanee, the Indian/Native American girl that he marries in “The Paradise Syndrome”
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  1. The gal with the green hair and silver space bikini on planet Triskelion.
  2. Edith Keeler, the woman who almost changed history
  3. Yeoman Rand, high blonde hair and smokin’ hot.
  4. Uhura’s green-skinned roommate (if the reboot movie counts)
  5. Dr. Carol Marcus, chef of planets, mother of the Kirklet
  6. The shape-shifting prison snitch in ST:VI, played variously by Iman, a little girl, and Shatner himself
  7. Drusilla, the Roman slave girl
  8. Marta, green-skinned Orion played by TV’s Batgirl, Yvonne Craig, in Whom Gods Destroy
  9. Mr. Spock: http://fanlore.org/wiki/Star_Trek:_T...sode_(audiofic)
  10. Miramanee, the Indian/Native American girl that he marries in “The Paradise Syndrome”
  11. Deela, from the group of accelerated Scalosians (“Wink of an Eye”).
37541

Describe one of the conquests of James T. Kirk

  1. The gal with the green hair and silver space bikini on planet Triskelion.
  2. Edith Keeler, the woman who almost changed history
  3. Yeoman Rand, high blonde hair and smokin’ hot.
  4. Uhura’s green-skinned roommate (if the reboot movie counts)
  5. Dr. Carol Marcus, chef of planets, mother of the Kirklet
  6. The shape-shifting prison snitch in ST:VI, played variously by Iman, a little girl, and Shatner himself
  7. Drusilla, the Roman slave girl
  8. Marta, green-skinned Orion played by TV’s Batgirl, Yvonne Craig, in Whom Gods Destroy
  9. Mr. Spock: http://fanlore.org/wiki/Star_Trek:_T...sode_(audiofic)
  10. Miramanee, the Indian/Native American girl that he marries in “The Paradise Syndrome”
  11. Deela, from the group of accelerated Scalosians (“Wink of an Eye”).
  12. Dr. Helen Noel, a Starfleet psychiatrist

One of my faves: Helen Noel | Memory Alpha | Fandom

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Describe one of the conquests of James T. Kirk

  1. The gal with the green hair and silver space bikini on planet Triskelion.
  2. Edith Keeler, the woman who almost changed history
  3. Yeoman Rand, high blonde hair and smokin’ hot.
  4. Uhura’s green-skinned roommate (if the reboot movie counts)
  5. Dr. Carol Marcus, chef of planets, mother of the Kirklet
  6. The shape-shifting prison snitch in ST:VI, played variously by Iman, a little girl, and Shatner himself
  7. Drusilla, the Roman slave girl
  8. Marta, green-skinned Orion played by TV’s Batgirl, Yvonne Craig, in Whom Gods Destroy
  9. Mr. Spock: http://fanlore.org/wiki/Star_Trek:_T...sode_(audiofic)
  10. Miramanee, the Indian/Native American girl that he marries in “The Paradise Syndrome”
  11. Deela, from the group of accelerated Scalosians (“Wink of an Eye”).
  12. Dr. Helen Noel, a Starfleet psychiatrist
  13. Prosecutor Areel Shaw

New topic: Someone Who Dies in the Bible (And How)

  1. Uzzah (Struck dead by God for touching the Ark of the Covenant)
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New topic: Someone Who Dies in the Bible (And How)

  1. Uzzah (Struck dead by God for touching the Ark of the Covenant)
  2. Jesus (pretty self-explanatory)