Bakers Dozen

[buddha_david]

New: Things Queen Elizabeth II will do to commemorate becoming the UK’s longest reigning monarch.

1. Play a 12-hour session of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 with William, Harry, and Eugenie.

[swampspruce]

New: Things Queen Elizabeth II will do to commemorate becoming the UK’s longest reigning monarch.

1. Play a 12-hour session of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 with William, Harry, and Eugenie.
2. Steal a WW2 Hurricane and fly under the Tower Bridge.

[Dendarii_Dame]

New: Things Queen Elizabeth II will do to commemorate becoming the UK’s longest reigning monarch.

1. Play a 12-hour session of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 with William, Harry, and Eugenie.
2. Steal a WW2 Hurricane and fly under the Tower Bridge.
3. Guest shot on **Downton Abbey **(I hear she’s a fan.)

[Sparky812]

@Dendarii_Dame

New: Things Queen Elizabeth II will do to commemorate becoming the UK’s longest reigning monarch.

1. Play a 12-hour session of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 with William, Harry, and Eugenie.
2. Steal a WW2 Hurricane and fly under the Tower Bridge.
3. Guest shot on **Downton Abbey **(I hear she’s a fan.)

Shot?! Not sure she wants to end her reign yet.

[Sparky812]

New: Things Queen Elizabeth II will do to commemorate becoming the UK’s longest reigning monarch.

1. Play a 12-hour session of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 with William, Harry, and Eugenie.
2. Steal a WW2 Hurricane and fly under the Tower Bridge.
3. Guest spot(?) on **Downton Abbey **(I hear she’s a fan.)
4. Full princess package at Disneyworld!

[Intergalactic_Gladiator]

Things Queen Elizabeth II will do to commemorate becoming the UK’s longest reigning monarch.

1. Play a 12-hour session of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 with William, Harry, and Eugenie.
2. Steal a WW2 Hurricane and fly under the Tower Bridge.
3. Guest spot(?) on Downton Abbey (I hear she’s a fan.)
4. Full princess package at Disneyworld!
5. Play Risk, take over the US first.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Things Queen Elizabeth II will do to commemorate becoming the UK’s longest reigning monarch.

1. Play a 12-hour session of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 with William, Harry, and Eugenie.
2. Steal a WW2 Hurricane and fly under the Tower Bridge.
3. Guest spot(?) on Downton Abbey (I hear she’s a fan.)
4. Full princess package at Disneyworld!
5. Play Risk, take over the US first.
6. Answer the phone, “In your FACE, Victoria, beyotch!”

How does the Queen answer the phone?

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Things Queen Elizabeth II will do to commemorate becoming the UK’s longest reigning monarch.

1. Play a 12-hour session of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 with William, Harry, and Eugenie.
2. Steal a WW2 Hurricane and fly under the Tower Bridge.
3. Guest spot(?) on Downton Abbey (I hear she’s a fan.)
4. Full princess package at Disneyworld!
5. Play Risk, take over the US first.
6. Answer the phone, “In your FACE, Victoria, beyotch!”
7. Have her court magician turn Prince Charles and Camilla into a pair of Corgis.

[Infovore]

Things Queen Elizabeth II will do to commemorate becoming the UK’s longest reigning monarch.

1. Play a 12-hour session of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 with William, Harry, and Eugenie.
2. Steal a WW2 Hurricane and fly under the Tower Bridge.
3. Guest spot(?) on Downton Abbey (I hear she’s a fan.)
4. Full princess package at Disneyworld!
5. Play Risk, take over the US first.
6. Answer the phone, “In your FACE, Victoria, beyotch!”
7. Have her court magician turn Prince Charles and Camilla into a pair of Corgis.
8. Go for a spin on the TARDIS with the Doctor.

[Intergalactic_Gladiator]

Things Queen Elizabeth II will do to commemorate becoming the UK’s longest reigning monarch.

1. Play a 12-hour session of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 with William, Harry, and Eugenie.
2. Steal a WW2 Hurricane and fly under the Tower Bridge.
3. Guest spot(?) on Downton Abbey (I hear she’s a fan.)
4. Full princess package at Disneyworld!
5. Play Risk, take over the US first.
6. Answer the phone, “In your FACE, Victoria, beyotch!”
7. Have her court magician turn Prince Charles and Camilla into a pair of Corgis.
8. Go for a spin on the TARDIS with the Doctor.
9. Avoid usurpers with sharp weapons.

[astorian]

Things Queen Elizabeth II will do to commemorate becoming the UK’s longest reigning monarch.

1. Play a 12-hour session of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 with William, Harry, and Eugenie.
2. Steal a WW2 Hurricane and fly under the Tower Bridge.
3. Guest spot(?) on Downton Abbey (I hear she’s a fan.)
4. Full princess package at Disneyworld!
5. Play Risk, take over the US first.
6. Answer the phone, “In your FACE, Victoria, beyotch!”
7. Have her court magician turn Prince Charles and Camilla into a pair of Corgis.
8. Go for a spin on the TARDIS with the Doctor.
9. Drive the royal limo to Balmoral, with the left turn signal on the whole way.

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Things Queen Elizabeth II will do to commemorate becoming the UK’s longest reigning monarch.

1. Play a 12-hour session of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 with William, Harry, and Eugenie.
2. Steal a WW2 Hurricane and fly under the Tower Bridge.
3. Guest spot(?) on Downton Abbey (I hear she’s a fan.)
4. Full princess package at Disneyworld!
5. Play Risk, take over the US first.
6. Answer the phone, “In your FACE, Victoria, beyotch!”
7. Have her court magician turn Prince Charles and Camilla into a pair of Corgis.
8. Go for a spin on the TARDIS with the Doctor.
9. Drive the royal limo to Balmoral, with the left turn signal on the whole way.
10. Annex France.

[astorian]

Things Queen Elizabeth II will do to commemorate becoming the UK’s longest reigning monarch.

1. Play a 12-hour session of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 with William, Harry, and Eugenie.
2. Steal a WW2 Hurricane and fly under the Tower Bridge.
3. Guest spot(?) on Downton Abbey (I hear she’s a fan.)
4. Full princess package at Disneyworld!
5. Play Risk, take over the US first.
6. Answer the phone, “In your FACE, Victoria, beyotch!”
7. Have her court magician turn Prince Charles and Camilla into a pair of Corgis.
8. Go for a spin on the TARDIS with the Doctor.
9. Drive the royal limo to Balmoral, with the left turn signal on the whole way.
10. Annex France.
11. Go to McDonald’s, get a senior discount cup of coffee, and stay there all day getting free refills.

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

Things Queen Elizabeth II will do to commemorate becoming the UK’s longest reigning monarch.

1. Play a 12-hour session of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 with William, Harry, and Eugenie.
2. Steal a WW2 Hurricane and fly under the Tower Bridge.
3. Guest spot(?) on Downton Abbey (I hear she’s a fan.)
4. Full princess package at Disneyworld!
5. Play Risk, take over the US first.
6. Answer the phone, “In your FACE, Victoria, beyotch!”
7. Have her court magician turn Prince Charles and Camilla into a pair of Corgis.
8. Go for a spin on the TARDIS with the Doctor.
9. Drive the royal limo to Balmoral, with the left turn signal on the whole way.
10. Annex France.
11. Go to McDonald’s, get a senior discount cup of coffee, and stay there all day getting free refills.
12. Monty Python movie marathon!

[Leo_Bloom]

Things Queen Elizabeth II will do to commemorate becoming the UK’s longest reigning monarch.

1. Play a 12-hour session of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 with William, Harry, and Eugenie.
2. Steal a WW2 Hurricane and fly under the Tower Bridge.
3. Guest spot(?) on Downton Abbey (I hear she’s a fan.)
4. Full princess package at Disneyworld!
5. Play Risk, take over the US first.
6. Answer the phone, “In your FACE, Victoria, beyotch!”
7. Have her court magician turn Prince Charles and Camilla into a pair of Corgis.
8. Go for a spin on the TARDIS with the Doctor.
9. Drive the royal limo to Balmoral, with the left turn signal on the whole way.
10. Annex France.
11. Go to McDonald’s, get a senior discount cup of coffee, and stay there all day getting free refills.
12. Monty Python movie marathon!
13. Buy multiple copies of Guinness Book of Records, underline her name, and mail them to all her relatives

[*Just want to note, in previous game, the #1 conquest of Kirk, ie the first to come to mind–that green skinned chick–died this or last week, her obit in in the NYTimes, for heaven’s sake centered on, and the photo given, for that one small role in that one episode. Still don’t remember her name though…]

**Which finger or toe would you like to have longer or shorter, and why?
**

1. My little finger longer, so I could wrap it around the other four fingers when they’re lonely.

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

[That was Yvonne Craig, aka TV’s Batgirl.]

Which finger or toe would you like to have longer or shorter, and why?

1. My little finger longer, so I could wrap it around the other four fingers when they’re lonely.
2. My big toe shorter, so I wouldn’t stub it so often.

[Leo_Bloom]

[Has it ever been the case that the proposed topic has been so dumb and uninteresting/unanswered that by popular acclaim it was scratched? Because I’my feeling guilty here…]

[SCAdian]

Which finger or toe would you like to have longer or shorter, and why?

1. My little finger longer, so I could wrap it around the other four fingers when they’re lonely.
2. My big toe shorter, so I wouldn’t stub it so often.
3. Middle finger longer, so I can communicate better.

[Sparky812]

@Leo_Bloom

[Has it ever been the case that the proposed topic has been so dumb and uninteresting/unanswered that by popular acclaim it was scratched? Because I’my feeling guilty here…]

Yes…not sure if we’ll get to 13 on this one either.

Which finger or toe would you like to have longer or shorter, and why?

1. My little finger longer, so I could wrap it around the other four fingers when they’re lonely.
2. My big toe shorter, so I wouldn’t stub it so often.
3. Middle finger longer, so I can communicate better.
4. Pinky on left hand so I could pull off some crazy guitar stretches.

[OneCentStamp]

Which finger or toe would you like to have longer or shorter, and why?

1. My little finger longer, so I could wrap it around the other four fingers when they’re lonely.
2. My big toe shorter, so I wouldn’t stub it so often.
3. Middle finger longer, so I can communicate better.
4. Pinky on left hand so I could pull off some crazy guitar stretches.
5. All the fingers on one hand, shorter, so that my penis would look larger in scale when I send unsolicited dick pics.