Bakers Dozen

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[only eight more to go…But I get props for questions-you-don’t find-on-Jeopardy, right?]

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Which finger or toe would you like to have longer or shorter, and why?

  1. My little finger longer, so I could wrap it around the other four fingers when they’re lonely.
  2. My big toe shorter, so I wouldn’t stub it so often.
  3. Middle finger longer, so I can communicate better.
  4. Pinky on left hand so I could pull off some crazy guitar stretches.
  5. All the fingers on one hand, shorter, so that my penis would look larger in scale when I send unsolicited dick pics.
  6. Both thumbs longer, so I would always win in thumb wars.
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Which finger or toe would you like to have longer or shorter, and why?

  1. My little finger longer, so I could wrap it around the other four fingers when they’re lonely.
  2. My big toe shorter, so I wouldn’t stub it so often.
  3. Middle finger longer, so I can communicate better.
  4. Pinky on left hand so I could pull off some crazy guitar stretches.
  5. All the fingers on one hand, shorter, so that my penis would look larger in scale when I send unsolicited dick pics.
  6. Both thumbs longer, so I would always win in thumb wars.
  7. My pinkie toe so it’s easier to pick my nose.
37607

Which finger or toe would you like to have longer or shorter, and why?

  1. My little finger longer, so I could wrap it around the other four fingers when they’re lonely.
  2. My big toe shorter, so I wouldn’t stub it so often.
  3. Middle finger longer, so I can communicate better.
  4. Pinky on left hand so I could pull off some crazy guitar stretches.
  5. All the fingers on one hand, shorter, so that my penis would look larger in scale when I send unsolicited dick pics.
  6. Both thumbs longer, so I would always win in thumb wars.
  7. Pinky on left hand shorter, so I wouldn’t keep hitting THE DAMNED CAPS LOCK BUTTON.
37608

Which finger or toe would you like to have longer or shorter, and why?

  1. My little finger longer, so I could wrap it around the other four fingers when they’re lonely.
  2. My big toe shorter, so I wouldn’t stub it so often.
  3. Middle finger longer, so I can communicate better.
  4. Pinky on left hand so I could pull off some crazy guitar stretches.
  5. All the fingers on one hand, shorter, so that my penis would look larger in scale when I send unsolicited dick pics.
  6. Both thumbs longer, so I would always win in thumb wars.
  7. My pinkie toe so it’s easier to pick my nose.
  8. Pinky on left hand shorter, so I wouldn’t keep hitting THE DAMNED CAPS LOCK BUTTON.
  9. All my toes shorter so my shoes would fit better
37609

Dammit Leaffan, hit your F5 wouldja?

Which finger or toe would you like to have longer or shorter, and why?

  1. My little finger longer, so I could wrap it around the other four fingers when they’re lonely.
  2. My big toe shorter, so I wouldn’t stub it so often.
  3. Middle finger longer, so I can communicate better.
  4. Pinky on left hand so I could pull off some crazy guitar stretches.
  5. All the fingers on one hand, shorter, so that my penis would look larger in scale when I send unsolicited dick pics.
  6. Both thumbs longer, so I would always win in thumb wars.
  7. My pinkie toe so it’s easier to pick my nose.
  8. Pinky on left hand shorter, so I wouldn’t keep hitting THE DAMNED CAPS LOCK BUTTON.
  9. All my toes shorter so my shoes would fit better
    1. My pinkie toe so it’s easier to pick my nose.
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Perhaps if you, Intergalactic Gladiator, read your own post a little more carefully, you would see I put your #7 entry in before I added mine as the 9th entry. :smiley: :wink:

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I can’t bother to pay attention! My blood’s all angered up in impotent rage!

(But thanks for the save, anyrose)

Which finger or toe would you like to have longer or shorter, and why?

  1. My little finger longer, so I could wrap it around the other four fingers when they’re lonely.
  2. My big toe shorter, so I wouldn’t stub it so often.
  3. Middle finger longer, so I can communicate better.
  4. Pinky on left hand so I could pull off some crazy guitar stretches.
  5. All the fingers on one hand, shorter, so that my penis would look larger in scale when I send unsolicited dick pics.
  6. Both thumbs longer, so I would always win in thumb wars.
  7. My pinkie toe so it’s easier to pick my nose.
  8. Pinky on left hand shorter, so I wouldn’t keep hitting THE DAMNED CAPS LOCK BUTTON.
  9. All my toes shorter so my shoes would fit better
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Which finger or toe would you like to have longer or shorter, and why?

  1. My little finger longer, so I could wrap it around the other four fingers when they’re lonely.
  2. My big toe shorter, so I wouldn’t stub it so often.
  3. Middle finger longer, so I can communicate better.
  4. Pinky on left hand so I could pull off some crazy guitar stretches.
  5. All the fingers on one hand, shorter, so that my penis would look larger in scale when I send unsolicited dick pics.
  6. Both thumbs longer, so I would always win in thumb wars.
  7. My pinkie toe so it’s easier to pick my nose.
  8. Pinky on left hand shorter, so I wouldn’t keep hitting THE DAMNED CAPS LOCK BUTTON.
  9. All my toes shorter so my shoes would fit better
  10. Both big toes longer, so I’d look bitchin’ in sandals.
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Which finger or toe would you like to have longer or shorter, and why?

  1. My little finger longer, so I could wrap it around the other four fingers when they’re lonely.
  2. My big toe shorter, so I wouldn’t stub it so often.
  3. Middle finger longer, so I can communicate better.
  4. Pinky on left hand so I could pull off some crazy guitar stretches.
  5. All the fingers on one hand, shorter, so that my penis would look larger in scale when I send unsolicited dick pics.
  6. Both thumbs longer, so I would always win in thumb wars.
  7. My pinkie toe so it’s easier to pick my nose.
  8. Pinky on left hand shorter, so I wouldn’t keep hitting THE DAMNED CAPS LOCK BUTTON.
  9. All my toes shorter so my shoes would fit better
  10. Both big toes longer, so I’d look bitchin’ in sandals.
  11. All my fingers to be elastic and stretchy like Plastic Man or Mr. Fantastic, so I wouldn’t have to keep getting up to get a book.
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[Can’t see big(ger) toes making sandals look more bitchin’, but if that’s your thing…]

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I don’t understand this? :confused:

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Which finger or toe would you like to have longer or shorter, and why?

  1. My little finger longer, so I could wrap it around the other four fingers when they’re lonely.
  2. My big toe shorter, so I wouldn’t stub it so often.
  3. Middle finger longer, so I can communicate better.
  4. Pinky on left hand so I could pull off some crazy guitar stretches.
  5. All the fingers on one hand, shorter, so that my penis would look larger in scale when I send unsolicited dick pics.
  6. Both thumbs longer, so I would always win in thumb wars.
  7. My pinkie toe so it’s easier to pick my nose.
  8. Pinky on left hand shorter, so I wouldn’t keep hitting THE DAMNED CAPS LOCK BUTTON.
  9. All my toes shorter so my shoes would fit better
  10. Both big toes longer, so I’d look bitchin’ in sandals.
  11. All my fingers to be elastic and stretchy like Plastic Man or Mr. Fantastic, so I wouldn’t have to keep getting up to get a book.
  12. All my fingers a little big longer, 'cuz I like long fingers.
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Which finger or toe would you like to have longer or shorter, and why?

  1. My little finger longer, so I could wrap it around the other four fingers when they’re lonely.
  2. My big toe shorter, so I wouldn’t stub it so often.
  3. Middle finger longer, so I can communicate better.
  4. Pinky on left hand so I could pull off some crazy guitar stretches.
  5. All the fingers on one hand, shorter, so that my penis would look larger in scale when I send unsolicited dick pics.
  6. Both thumbs longer, so I would always win in thumb wars.
  7. My pinkie toe so it’s easier to pick my nose.
  8. Pinky on left hand shorter, so I wouldn’t keep hitting THE DAMNED CAPS LOCK BUTTON.
  9. All my toes shorter so my shoes would fit better
  10. Both big toes longer, so I’d look bitchin’ in sandals.
  11. All my fingers to be elastic and stretchy like Plastic Man or Mr. Fantastic, so I wouldn’t have to keep getting up to get a book.
  12. All my fingers a little big longer, 'cuz I like long fingers.
  13. My thumbs so I could easily use the iPhone 6s Plus, which I am awake now at 3:40 AM EST waiting to pre-order but the on-line store hasn’t opened as promised, or is overloaded and the web site put up a false message for those locked out

[See, that wasn’t so bad. A fine Baker’s Dozen, more quickly filled than many others.]

Works of fiction that reference a part of the body

Claire’s Knee, movie by Eric Rohmer

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Works of fiction that reference a part of the body

  1. Claire’s Knee, movie by Eric Rohmer
  2. My Left Foot
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Works of fiction that reference a part of the body

  1. Claire’s Knee, movie by Eric Rohmer
  2. My Left Foot
  3. Survivor Type, short story by Stephen King

or, if that doesn’t count:
3. They Saved Hitler’s Brain! - infamous B-movie from the 60’s.

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[yes, especially since you’ve given the alternate, the title question really should have been “Works of fiction with a body part in the title.” Since what is writ is what is writ, and to make the index clear and simple, I suggest leaving the title as is. My apologies.]

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Works of fiction that reference a part of the body

  1. Claire’s Knee, movie by Eric Rohmer
  2. My Left Foot
  3. Survivor Type, short story by Stephen King, or 3. They Saved Hitler’s Brain! - infamous B-movie from the 60’s.
  4. Eyes of Laura Mars
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Works of fiction that reference a part of the body

  1. Claire’s Knee, movie by Eric Rohmer
  2. My Left Foot
  3. Survivor Type, short story by Stephen King, or 3. They Saved Hitler’s Brain! - infamous B-movie from the 60’s.
  4. Eyes of Laura Mars
  5. The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter by Carson McCullers
    Not to be picky, but*** My Left Foot*** wasn’t fictional (though some parts of the movie were fictionalized)- Christy Browne was a real Irish artist who had cerebral palsy and whose left foot was about the only fully functional part of his body.
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Works of fiction that reference a part of the body

  1. Claire’s Knee, movie by Eric Rohmer
  2. My Left Foot
  3. Survivor Type, short story by Stephen King, or 3. They Saved Hitler’s Brain! - infamous B-movie from the 60’s.
  4. Eyes of Laura Mars
  5. The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter by Carson McCullers
  6. Spock’s Brain, infamous Star Trek TOS episode