Bakers Dozen

Rejected “Seinfeld” Episodes

  1. George contracts AIDS.
  2. Citing financial “troubles”, Kramer goes to work @ McDonalds’s on Time Square, becoming the most beloved Ronald McDonald since Willard Scott. Realizing that the love of children is enough to sustain him, he moves out of his apartment and denounces Jerry, George, and Elaine. Especially Elaine.
  3. Newman literally “goes postal” at work.
  4. Jerry adopts two adorable moppets and there is a sweet moment at the end of the episode where they have some ice cream and learn a lesson.
  5. George continues to ignore his first instincts and runs for political office where he becomes Mayor of New York in a landslide.
  6. Jerry and the gang are trapped in an out-of-state snowstorm, so the entire episode revolves around the Soup Nazi.

Rejected “Seinfeld” Episodes

  1. George contracts AIDS.
  2. Citing financial “troubles”, Kramer goes to work @ McDonalds’s on Time Square, becoming the most beloved Ronald McDonald since Willard Scott. Realizing that the love of children is enough to sustain him, he moves out of his apartment and denounces Jerry, George, and Elaine. Especially Elaine.
  3. Newman literally “goes postal” at work.
  4. Jerry adopts two adorable moppets and there is a sweet moment at the end of the episode where they have some ice cream and learn a lesson.
  5. George continues to ignore his first instincts and runs for political office where he becomes Mayor of New York in a landslide.
  6. Jerry and the gang are trapped in an out-of-state snowstorm, so the entire episode revolves around the Soup Nazi.
  7. Elaine meets a nice normal guy with just the right amount of flaws so she doesn’t have to obsess over everything he does; they fall in love, he becomes a regular as she drifts away from Jerry et al; by the end of the season they get married and live a normal life

Rejected “Seinfeld” Episodes

  1. George contracts AIDS.
  2. Citing financial “troubles”, Kramer goes to work @ McDonalds’s on Time Square, becoming the most beloved Ronald McDonald since Willard Scott. Realizing that the love of children is enough to sustain him, he moves out of his apartment and denounces Jerry, George, and Elaine. Especially Elaine.
  3. Newman literally “goes postal” at work.
  4. Jerry adopts two adorable moppets and there is a sweet moment at the end of the episode where they have some ice cream and learn a lesson.
  5. George continues to ignore his first instincts and runs for political office where he becomes Mayor of New York in a landslide.
  6. Jerry and the gang are trapped in an out-of-state snowstorm, so the entire episode revolves around the Soup Nazi.
  7. Elaine meets a nice normal guy with just the right amount of flaws so she doesn’t have to obsess over everything he does; they fall in love, he becomes a regular as she drifts away from Jerry et al; by the end of the season they get married and live a normal life
  8. “Cloverfeld”, the Very Special cross-over episode where Jerry and the gang must deal with a monster attacking NYC.

Rejected “Seinfeld” Episodes

  1. George contracts AIDS.
  2. Citing financial “troubles”, Kramer goes to work @ McDonalds’s on Time Square, becoming the most beloved Ronald McDonald since Willard Scott. Realizing that the love of children is enough to sustain him, he moves out of his apartment and denounces Jerry, George, and Elaine. Especially Elaine.
  3. Newman literally “goes postal” at work.
  4. Jerry adopts two adorable moppets and there is a sweet moment at the end of the episode where they have some ice cream and learn a lesson.
  5. George continues to ignore his first instincts and runs for political office where he becomes Mayor of New York in a landslide.
  6. Jerry and the gang are trapped in an out-of-state snowstorm, so the entire episode revolves around the Soup Nazi.
  7. Elaine meets a nice normal guy with just the right amount of flaws so she doesn’t have to obsess over everything he does; they fall in love, he becomes a regular as she drifts away from Jerry et al; by the end of the season they get married and live a normal life
  8. “Cloverfeld”, the Very Special cross-over episode where Jerry and the gang must deal with a monster attacking NYC.
  9. The gang visits a nudist colony. Kramer refuses to go without his snowshoes.

Rejected “Seinfeld” Episodes

  1. George contracts AIDS.
  2. Citing financial “troubles”, Kramer goes to work @ McDonalds’s on Time Square, becoming the most beloved Ronald McDonald since Willard Scott. Realizing that the love of children is enough to sustain him, he moves out of his apartment and denounces Jerry, George, and Elaine. Especially Elaine.
  3. Newman literally “goes postal” at work.
  4. Jerry adopts two adorable moppets and there is a sweet moment at the end of the episode where they have some ice cream and learn a lesson.
  5. George continues to ignore his first instincts and runs for political office where he becomes Mayor of New York in a landslide.
  6. Jerry and the gang are trapped in an out-of-state snowstorm, so the entire episode revolves around the Soup Nazi.
  7. Elaine meets a nice normal guy with just the right amount of flaws so she doesn’t have to obsess over everything he does; they fall in love, he becomes a regular as she drifts away from Jerry et al; by the end of the season they get married and live a normal life
  8. “Cloverfeld”, the Very Special cross-over episode where Jerry and the gang must deal with a monster attacking NYC.
  9. The gang visits a nudist colony. Kramer refuses to go without his snowshoes.
  10. Elaine, Kramer, George and Jerry have a contest to see who can go the longest without their blood pressure medication.

Rejected “Seinfeld” Episodes

  1. George contracts AIDS.
  2. Citing financial “troubles”, Kramer goes to work @ McDonalds’s on Time Square, becoming the most beloved Ronald McDonald since Willard Scott. Realizing that the love of children is enough to sustain him, he moves out of his apartment and denounces Jerry, George, and Elaine. Especially Elaine.
  3. Newman literally “goes postal” at work.
  4. Jerry adopts two adorable moppets and there is a sweet moment at the end of the episode where they have some ice cream and learn a lesson.
  5. George continues to ignore his first instincts and runs for political office where he becomes Mayor of New York in a landslide.
  6. Jerry and the gang are trapped in an out-of-state snowstorm, so the entire episode revolves around the Soup Nazi.
  7. Elaine meets a nice normal guy with just the right amount of flaws so she doesn’t have to obsess over everything he does; they fall in love, he becomes a regular as she drifts away from Jerry et al; by the end of the season they get married and live a normal life
  8. “Cloverfeld”, the Very Special cross-over episode where Jerry and the gang must deal with a monster attacking NYC.
  9. The gang visits a nudist colony. Kramer refuses to go without his snowshoes.
  10. Elaine, Kramer, George and Jerry have a contest to see who can go the longest without their blood pressure medication.
  11. After a night of bar hopping the four drunk friends end up at Elaine’s apartment where she encourages the three men to explore their feminine sides while she directs the action, all the while telling them there’s nothing wrong with that.

Rejected “Seinfeld” Episodes

  1. George contracts AIDS.
  2. Citing financial “troubles”, Kramer goes to work @ McDonalds’s on Time Square, becoming the most beloved Ronald McDonald since Willard Scott. Realizing that the love of children is enough to sustain him, he moves out of his apartment and denounces Jerry, George, and Elaine. Especially Elaine.
  3. Newman literally “goes postal” at work.
  4. Jerry adopts two adorable moppets and there is a sweet moment at the end of the episode where they have some ice cream and learn a lesson.
  5. George continues to ignore his first instincts and runs for political office where he becomes Mayor of New York in a landslide.
  6. Jerry and the gang are trapped in an out-of-state snowstorm, so the entire episode revolves around the Soup Nazi.
  7. Elaine meets a nice normal guy with just the right amount of flaws so she doesn’t have to obsess over everything he does; they fall in love, he becomes a regular as she drifts away from Jerry et al; by the end of the season they get married and live a normal life
  8. “Cloverfeld”, the Very Special cross-over episode where Jerry and the gang must deal with a monster attacking NYC.
  9. The gang visits a nudist colony. Kramer refuses to go without his snowshoes.
  10. Elaine, Kramer, George and Jerry have a contest to see who can go the longest without their blood pressure medication.
  11. After a night of bar hopping the four drunk friends end up at Elaine’s apartment where she encourages the three men to explore their feminine sides while she directs the action, all the while telling them there’s nothing wrong with that.
  12. Kramer tries his hand at standup, but his career is cut short by a racist onstage rant

Rejected “Seinfeld” Episodes

  1. George contracts AIDS.
  2. Citing financial “troubles”, Kramer goes to work @ McDonalds’s on Time Square, becoming the most beloved Ronald McDonald since Willard Scott. Realizing that the love of children is enough to sustain him, he moves out of his apartment and denounces Jerry, George, and Elaine. Especially Elaine.
  3. Newman literally “goes postal” at work.
  4. Jerry adopts two adorable moppets and there is a sweet moment at the end of the episode where they have some ice cream and learn a lesson.
  5. George continues to ignore his first instincts and runs for political office where he becomes Mayor of New York in a landslide.
  6. Jerry and the gang are trapped in an out-of-state snowstorm, so the entire episode revolves around the Soup Nazi.
  7. Elaine meets a nice normal guy with just the right amount of flaws so she doesn’t have to obsess over everything he does; they fall in love, he becomes a regular as she drifts away from Jerry et al; by the end of the season they get married and live a normal life
  8. “Cloverfeld”, the Very Special cross-over episode where Jerry and the gang must deal with a monster attacking NYC.
  9. The gang visits a nudist colony. Kramer refuses to go without his snowshoes.
  10. Elaine, Kramer, George and Jerry have a contest to see who can go the longest without their blood pressure medication.
  11. After a night of bar hopping the four drunk friends end up at Elaine’s apartment where she encourages the three men to explore their feminine sides while she directs the action, all the while telling them there’s nothing wrong with that.
  12. Kramer tries his hand at standup, but his career is cut short by a racist onstage rant
  13. A backdoor pilot in which Jerry appears in his apartment for 30 seconds to introduce an episode entirely focused on Newman and Puddy.

New:

Old-Time Radio Personalities

  1. Fred Allen

Old-Time Radio Personalities

  1. Fred Allen
  2. Jack Benny

Old-Time Radio Personalities

  1. Fred Allen
  2. Jack Benny
  3. Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy

Old-Time Radio Personalities

  1. Fred Allen
  2. Jack Benny
  3. Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy
  4. Uncle Don

Old-Time Radio Personalities

  1. Fred Allen
  2. Jack Benny
  3. Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy
  4. Uncle Don
  5. Gene Autry

Old-Time Radio Personalities

  1. Fred Allen
  2. Jack Benny
  3. Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy
  4. Uncle Don
  5. Gene Autry
  6. Baby Snooks

Old-Time Radio Personalities

  1. Fred Allen
  2. Jack Benny
  3. Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy
  4. Uncle Don
  5. Gene Autry
  6. Baby Snooks
  7. Joe “Wanna Buy A Duck?” Penner

Old-Time Radio Personalities

  1. Fred Allen
  2. Jack Benny
  3. Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy
  4. Uncle Don
  5. Gene Autry
  6. Baby Snooks
  7. Joe “Wanna Buy A Duck?” Penner
  8. Our Gal Sunday

Old-Time Radio Personalities

  1. Fred Allen
  2. Jack Benny
  3. Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy
  4. Uncle Don
  5. Gene Autry
  6. Baby Snooks
  7. Joe “Wanna Buy A Duck?” Penner
  8. Our Miss Brooks (Eve Arden)
  9. Fibber McGee and Molly

Old-Time Radio Personalities

  1. Fred Allen
  2. Jack Benny
  3. Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy
  4. Uncle Don
  5. Gene Autry
  6. Baby Snooks
  7. Joe “Wanna Buy A Duck?” Penner
  8. Our Miss Brooks (Eve Arden)
  9. Fibber McGee and Molly
  10. Raymond (your host for Inner Sanctum)

Old-Time Radio Personalities

  1. Fred Allen
  2. Jack Benny
  3. Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy
  4. Uncle Don
  5. Gene Autry
  6. Baby Snooks
  7. Joe “Wanna Buy A Duck?” Penner
  8. Our Miss Brooks (Eve Arden)
  9. Fibber McGee and Molly
  10. Raymond (your host for Inner Sanctum)
  11. Alan Freed

Is he old-tymey enough?

Old-Time Radio Personalities

  1. Fred Allen
  2. Jack Benny
  3. Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy
  4. Uncle Don
  5. Gene Autry
  6. Baby Snooks
  7. Joe “Wanna Buy A Duck?” Penner
  8. Our Miss Brooks (Eve Arden)
  9. Fibber McGee and Molly
  10. Raymond (your host for Inner Sanctum)
  11. Alan Freed
  12. Jack Armstrong, the All-American boy

Old-Time Radio Personalities

  1. Fred Allen

  2. Jack Benny

  3. Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy

  4. Uncle Don

  5. Gene Autry

  6. Baby Snooks

  7. Joe “Wanna Buy A Duck?” Penner

  8. Our Miss Brooks (Eve Arden)

  9. Fibber McGee and Molly

  10. Raymond (your host for Inner Sanctum)

  11. Alan Freed

  12. Jack Armstrong, the All-American boy

  13. Dr. Demento
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  14. Chaim Witz --> Gene Simmons