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^ Was that Aunt Mae or MJ?

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Innocent things that an adult you live/have lived with do that have annoyed you often enough to “mention” it to him/her

  1. Talking to me from another room while I’m doing the dishes and I can’t make out what she’s saying.
  2. Folding my clean shirts like something on the shelf at Old Navy. Bugged me so much I just started doing all our laundry.
  3. Whenever we’re out driving (her car) and we hit a minor bump or pothole, she gives out a sound of disgust/dismay as if her car was personally injured. It drives (ha-ha) me BUGFUCK!
  4. If she’s on the phone the rest of the world ceases to exist.
  5. Running the dishwasher when we were out of any one clean item. (It’s ¾ empty but there are no clean spoons? Gotta run it instead of handwashing 2 or 3 spoons.)
  6. Never, ever cleaning out the lint trap on the dryer
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Innocent things that an adult you live/have lived with do that have annoyed you often enough to “mention” it to him/her

  1. Talking to me from another room while I’m doing the dishes and I can’t make out what she’s saying.
  2. Folding my clean shirts like something on the shelf at Old Navy. Bugged me so much I just started doing all our laundry.
  3. Whenever we’re out driving (her car) and we hit a minor bump or pothole, she gives out a sound of disgust/dismay as if her car was personally injured. It drives (ha-ha) me BUGFUCK!
  4. If she’s on the phone the rest of the world ceases to exist.
  5. Running the dishwasher when we were out of any one clean item. (It’s ¾ empty but there are no clean spoons? Gotta run it instead of handwashing 2 or 3 spoons.)
  6. Never, ever cleaning out the lint trap on the dryer
  7. Whenever I’m stopped at a red light, my wife will tell me to “go” the second it turns green. I don’t know how to convince her that I can’t go any faster than the car ahead of me.
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Innocent things that an adult you live/have lived with do that have annoyed you often enough to “mention” it to him/her

  1. Talking to me from another room while I’m doing the dishes and I can’t make out what she’s saying.
  2. Folding my clean shirts like something on the shelf at Old Navy. Bugged me so much I just started doing all our laundry.
  3. Whenever we’re out driving (her car) and we hit a minor bump or pothole, she gives out a sound of disgust/dismay as if her car was personally injured. It drives (ha-ha) me BUGFUCK!
  4. If she’s on the phone the rest of the world ceases to exist.
  5. Running the dishwasher when we were out of any one clean item. (It’s ¾ empty but there are no clean spoons? Gotta run it instead of handwashing 2 or 3 spoons.)
  6. Never, ever cleaning out the lint trap on the dryer
  7. Whenever I’m stopped at a red light, my wife will tell me to “go” the second it turns green. I don’t know how to convince her that I can’t go any faster than the car ahead of me.
  8. Stop clearing your throat every two minutes, dammit!
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Innocent things that an adult you live/have lived with do that have annoyed you often enough to “mention” it to him/her

  1. Talking to me from another room while I’m doing the dishes and I can’t make out what she’s saying.
  2. Folding my clean shirts like something on the shelf at Old Navy. Bugged me so much I just started doing all our laundry.
  3. Whenever we’re out driving (her car) and we hit a minor bump or pothole, she gives out a sound of disgust/dismay as if her car was personally injured. It drives (ha-ha) me BUGFUCK!
  4. If she’s on the phone the rest of the world ceases to exist.
  5. Running the dishwasher when we were out of any one clean item. (It’s ¾ empty but there are no clean spoons? Gotta run it instead of handwashing 2 or 3 spoons.)
  6. Never, ever cleaning out the lint trap on the dryer
  7. Whenever I’m stopped at a red light, my wife will tell me to “go” the second it turns green. I don’t know how to convince her that I can’t go any faster than the car ahead of me.
  8. Stop clearing your throat every two minutes, dammit!
  9. She “talks” to me across the room without making a sound, knowing I cannot read lips.
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Innocent things that an adult you live/have lived with do that have annoyed you often enough to “mention” it to him/her

  1. Talking to me from another room while I’m doing the dishes and I can’t make out what she’s saying.
  2. Folding my clean shirts like something on the shelf at Old Navy. Bugged me so much I just started doing all our laundry.
  3. Whenever we’re out driving (her car) and we hit a minor bump or pothole, she gives out a sound of disgust/dismay as if her car was personally injured. It drives (ha-ha) me BUGFUCK!
  4. If she’s on the phone the rest of the world ceases to exist.
  5. Running the dishwasher when we were out of any one clean item. (It’s ¾ empty but there are no clean spoons? Gotta run it instead of handwashing 2 or 3 spoons.)
  6. Never, ever cleaning out the lint trap on the dryer
  7. Whenever I’m stopped at a red light, my wife will tell me to “go” the second it turns green. I don’t know how to convince her that I can’t go any faster than the car ahead of me.
  8. Stop clearing your throat every two minutes, dammit!
  9. She “talks” to me across the room without making a sound, knowing I cannot read lips.
  10. (Ex, not current) Stepping on the “ghost brake” when I’m driving and she thinks I’m following too close or going too fast. :mad:
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Innocent things that an adult you live/have lived with do that have annoyed you often enough to “mention” it to him/her

  1. Talking to me from another room while I’m doing the dishes and I can’t make out what she’s saying.
  2. Folding my clean shirts like something on the shelf at Old Navy. Bugged me so much I just started doing all our laundry.
  3. Whenever we’re out driving (her car) and we hit a minor bump or pothole, she gives out a sound of disgust/dismay as if her car was personally injured. It drives (ha-ha) me BUGFUCK!
  4. If she’s on the phone the rest of the world ceases to exist.
  5. Running the dishwasher when we were out of any one clean item. (It’s ¾ empty but there are no clean spoons? Gotta run it instead of handwashing 2 or 3 spoons.)
  6. Never, ever cleaning out the lint trap on the dryer
  7. Whenever I’m stopped at a red light, my wife will tell me to “go” the second it turns green. I don’t know how to convince her that I can’t go any faster than the car ahead of me.
  8. Stop clearing your throat every two minutes, dammit!
  9. She “talks” to me across the room without making a sound, knowing I cannot read lips.
  10. (Ex, not current) Stepping on the “ghost brake” when I’m driving and she thinks I’m following too close or going too fast.
  11. Driving really aggressively, and then getting angry at other drivers for driving the exact same way
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Innocent things that an adult you live/have lived with do that have annoyed you often enough to “mention” it to him/her

  1. Talking to me from another room while I’m doing the dishes and I can’t make out what she’s saying.
  2. Folding my clean shirts like something on the shelf at Old Navy. Bugged me so much I just started doing all our laundry.
  3. Whenever we’re out driving (her car) and we hit a minor bump or pothole, she gives out a sound of disgust/dismay as if her car was personally injured. It drives (ha-ha) me BUGFUCK!
  4. If she’s on the phone the rest of the world ceases to exist.
  5. Running the dishwasher when we were out of any one clean item. (It’s ¾ empty but there are no clean spoons? Gotta run it instead of handwashing 2 or 3 spoons.)
  6. Never, ever cleaning out the lint trap on the dryer
  7. Whenever I’m stopped at a red light, my wife will tell me to “go” the second it turns green. I don’t know how to convince her that I can’t go any faster than the car ahead of me.
  8. Stop clearing your throat every two minutes, dammit!
  9. She “talks” to me across the room without making a sound, knowing I cannot read lips.
  10. (Ex, not current) Stepping on the “ghost brake” when I’m driving and she thinks I’m following too close or going too fast.
  11. Driving really aggressively, and then getting angry at other drivers for driving the exact same way
  12. Giving me irrelevant directions while driving (such as which lane to be in when it doesn’t matter).
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Innocent things that an adult you live/have lived with do that have annoyed you often enough to “mention” it to him/her

  1. Talking to me from another room while I’m doing the dishes and I can’t make out what she’s saying.
  2. Folding my clean shirts like something on the shelf at Old Navy. Bugged me so much I just started doing all our laundry.
  3. Whenever we’re out driving (her car) and we hit a minor bump or pothole, she gives out a sound of disgust/dismay as if her car was personally injured. It drives (ha-ha) me BUGFUCK!
  4. If she’s on the phone the rest of the world ceases to exist.
  5. Running the dishwasher when we were out of any one clean item. (It’s ¾ empty but there are no clean spoons? Gotta run it instead of handwashing 2 or 3 spoons.)
  6. Never, ever cleaning out the lint trap on the dryer
  7. Whenever I’m stopped at a red light, my wife will tell me to “go” the second it turns green. I don’t know how to convince her that I can’t go any faster than the car ahead of me.
  8. Stop clearing your throat every two minutes, dammit!
  9. She “talks” to me across the room without making a sound, knowing I cannot read lips.
  10. (Ex, not current) Stepping on the “ghost brake” when I’m driving and she thinks I’m following too close or going too fast.
  11. Driving really aggressively, and then getting angry at other drivers for driving the exact same way
  12. Giving me irrelevant directions while driving (such as which lane to be in when it doesn’t matter).
  13. Talking to me like I’m engaged in the conversation inside her head.
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Innocent things that an adult you live/have lived with do that have annoyed you often enough to “mention” it to him/her

  1. Talking to me from another room while I’m doing the dishes and I can’t make out what she’s saying.

  2. Folding my clean shirts like something on the shelf at Old Navy. Bugged me so much I just started doing all our laundry.

  3. Whenever we’re out driving (her car) and we hit a minor bump or pothole, she gives out a sound of disgust/dismay as if her car was personally injured. It drives (ha-ha) me BUGFUCK!

  4. If she’s on the phone the rest of the world ceases to exist.

  5. Running the dishwasher when we were out of any one clean item. (It’s ¾ empty but there are no clean spoons? Gotta run it instead of handwashing 2 or 3 spoons.)

  6. Never, ever cleaning out the lint trap on the dryer

  7. Whenever I’m stopped at a red light, my wife will tell me to “go” the second it turns green. I don’t know how to convince her that I can’t go any faster than the car ahead of me.

  8. Stop clearing your throat every two minutes, dammit!

  9. She “talks” to me across the room without making a sound, knowing I cannot read lips.

  10. (Ex, not current) Stepping on the “ghost brake” when I’m driving and she thinks I’m following too close or going too fast.

  11. Driving really aggressively, and then getting angry at other drivers for driving the exact same way

  12. Giving me irrelevant directions while driving (such as which lane to be in when it doesn’t matter).

  13. When my wife and I are watching a TV show, my adult daughter comes in to tell us something. Nearly every time. Between :06 and :08 minutes into the show.
    Name a favorite pet, current or past.

  14. Luc, our cockatiel

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Name a favorite pet, current or past.

  1. Luc, our cockatiel
  2. Sam, my anole (“chameleon”)
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Name a favorite pet, current or past.

  1. Luc, our cockatiel
  2. Sam, my anole (“chameleon”)
  3. Smokey, my kitteh
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Name a favorite pet, current or past.

  1. Luc, our cockatiel
  2. Sam, my anole (“chameleon”)
  3. Smokey, my kitteh
  4. Nabby, my feline buddy
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Name a favorite pet, current or past.

  1. Luc, our cockatiel
  2. Sam, my anole (“chameleon”)
  3. Smokey, my kitteh
  4. Nabby, my feline buddy
  5. Mackie, our Scottish Terrier

(But really, they’re all my favorites, every single one of them.)

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Name a favorite pet, current or past.

  1. Luc, our cockatiel
  2. Sam, my anole (“chameleon”)
  3. Smokey, my kitteh
  4. Nabby, my feline buddy
  5. Mackie, our Scottish Terrier
  6. Ed, my 16 year old bachelor cat
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Name a favorite pet, current or past.

  1. Luc, our cockatiel
  2. Sam, my anole (“chameleon”)
  3. Smokey, my kitteh
  4. Nabby, my feline buddy
  5. Mackie, our Scottish Terrier
  6. Ed, my 16 year old bachelor cat
  7. Fergie, another Scottish Terrier
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Name a favorite pet, current or past.

  1. Luc, our cockatiel
  2. Sam, my anole (“chameleon”)
  3. Smokey, my kitteh
  4. Nabby, my feline buddy
  5. Mackie, our Scottish Terrier
  6. Ed, my 16 year old bachelor cat
  7. Fergie, another Scottish Terrier
  8. Scotchie, saluki mix.
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“Everyone who drives slower than you is a moron; everyone who drives faster than you is a maniac!” - George Carlin

Name a favorite pet, current or past.

  1. Luc, our cockatiel
  2. Sam, my anole (“chameleon”)
  3. Smokey, my kitteh
  4. Nabby, my feline buddy
  5. Mackie, our Scottish Terrier
  6. Ed, my 16 year old bachelor cat
  7. Fergie, another Scottish Terrier
  8. Scotchie, saluki mix.
  9. Pepper, black mutt

A sweet, patient, very furry dog.

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Name a favorite pet, current or past.

  1. Luc, our cockatiel
  2. Sam, my anole (“chameleon”)
  3. Smokey, my kitteh
  4. Nabby, my feline buddy
  5. Mackie, our Scottish Terrier
  6. Ed, my 16 year old bachelor cat
  7. Fergie, another Scottish Terrier
  8. Scotchie, saluki mix.
  9. Pepper, black mutt
  10. Shelby, basset hound

The dog by which all others are measured…