Bakers Dozen

Name a favorite pet, current or past.

  1. Luc, our cockatiel
  2. Sam, my anole (“chameleon”)
  3. Smokey, my kitteh
  4. Nabby, my feline buddy
  5. Mackie, our Scottish Terrier
  6. Ed, my 16 year old bachelor cat
  7. Fergie, another Scottish Terrier
  8. Scotchie, saluki mix.
  9. Pepper, black mutt
  10. Shelby, basset hound
  11. Dinah, tabby cat

Name a favorite pet, current or past.

  1. Luc, our cockatiel
  2. Sam, my anole (“chameleon”)
  3. Smokey, my kitteh
  4. Nabby, my feline buddy
  5. Mackie, our Scottish Terrier
  6. Ed, my 16 year old bachelor cat
  7. Fergie, another Scottish Terrier
  8. Scotchie, saluki mix.
  9. Pepper, black mutt
  10. Shelby, basset hound
  11. Dinah, tabby cat
  12. Queen Susie

Undisputed queen of all dogs on Locksley Hall, which was something because she was maybe 15 pounds and some of them were several times that.

Name a favorite pet, current or past.

  1. Luc, our cockatiel
  2. Sam, my anole (“chameleon”)
  3. Smokey, my kitteh
  4. Nabby, my feline buddy
  5. Mackie, our Scottish Terrier
  6. Ed, my 16 year old bachelor cat
  7. Fergie, another Scottish Terrier
  8. Scotchie, saluki mix.
  9. Pepper, black mutt
  10. Shelby, basset hound
  11. Dinah, tabby cat
  12. Queen Susie
  13. Sal, black housecat

Loving and adorable; died at a very advanced age.

Next category:

Name a detested pet, current or past.

  1. Dearie, my sister’s aggressive, unfriendly calico cat

Name a detested pet, current or past.

  1. Dearie, my sister’s aggressive, unfriendly calico cat
  2. Yap, an aptly named little dog of undetermined breed

Name a detested pet, current or past.

  1. Dearie, my sister’s aggressive, unfriendly calico cat
  2. Yap, an aptly named little dog of undetermined breed
  3. Two unnamed parakeets given my sister by a boyfriend, who spent the days and nights chirping their empty little heads off

Name a detested pet, current or past.

  1. Dearie, my sister’s aggressive, unfriendly calico cat
  2. Yap, an aptly named little dog of undetermined breed
  3. Two unnamed parakeets given my sister by a boyfriend, who spent the days and nights chirping their empty little heads off
  4. Sparky, the mean snappy Dalmatian of my old fire station. They buried him in front of the station house, and it was always a pleasure to walk over the plaque with his name.

Name a detested pet, current or past.

  1. Dearie, my sister’s aggressive, unfriendly calico cat
  2. Yap, an aptly named little dog of undetermined breed
  3. Two unnamed parakeets given my sister by a boyfriend, who spent the days and nights chirping their empty little heads off
  4. Sparky, the mean snappy Dalmatian of my old fire station. They buried him in front of the station house, and it was always a pleasure to walk over the plaque with his name.
  5. Winston, a basset hound. Detested may be too strong a word, but I hated having to walk him, and I never got used to wet dog smell. He was also really loud at 3 in the morning

Name a detested pet, current or past.

  1. Dearie, my sister’s aggressive, unfriendly calico cat
  2. Yap, an aptly named little dog of undetermined breed
  3. Two unnamed parakeets given my sister by a boyfriend, who spent the days and nights chirping their empty little heads off
  4. Sparky, the mean snappy Dalmatian of my old fire station. They buried him in front of the station house, and it was always a pleasure to walk over the plaque with his name.
  5. Winston, a basset hound. Detested may be too strong a word, but I hated having to walk him, and I never got used to wet dog smell. He was also really loud at 3 in the morning
  6. The unknown dog which some people “set” on me as I was riding my bicycle past. (No, it didn’t bite me, but I was really scared.) And yes, to be fair, I should blame the owners, not the dog.

Name a detested pet, current or past.

  1. Dearie, my sister’s aggressive, unfriendly calico cat
  2. Yap, an aptly named little dog of undetermined breed
  3. Two unnamed parakeets given my sister by a boyfriend, who spent the days and nights chirping their empty little heads off
  4. Sparky, the mean snappy Dalmatian of my old fire station. They buried him in front of the station house, and it was always a pleasure to walk over the plaque with his name.
  5. Winston, a basset hound. Detested may be too strong a word, but I hated having to walk him, and I never got used to wet dog smell. He was also really loud at 3 in the morning
  6. The unknown dog which some people “set” on me as I was riding my bicycle past. (No, it didn’t bite me, but I was really scared.) And yes, to be fair, I should blame the owners, not the dog.
  7. The Rottweiler my idiot ex-roommate brought home after a homeless woman collapsed in the street and he was left behind after the ambulance took her away. This dog had some serious problems and we eventually took him to the Human Society.

Name a detested pet, current or past.

  1. Dearie, my sister’s aggressive, unfriendly calico cat
  2. Yap, an aptly named little dog of undetermined breed
  3. Two unnamed parakeets given my sister by a boyfriend, who spent the days and nights chirping their empty little heads off
  4. Sparky, the mean snappy Dalmatian of my old fire station. They buried him in front of the station house, and it was always a pleasure to walk over the plaque with his name.
  5. Winston, a basset hound. Detested may be too strong a word, but I hated having to walk him, and I never got used to wet dog smell. He was also really loud at 3 in the morning
  6. The unknown dog which some people “set” on me as I was riding my bicycle past. (No, it didn’t bite me, but I was really scared.) And yes, to be fair, I should blame the owners, not the dog.
  7. The Rottweiler my idiot ex-roommate brought home after a homeless woman collapsed in the street and he was left behind after the ambulance took her away. This dog had some serious problems and we eventually took him to the Human Society.
  8. Sherlock, a cockatiel my ex-wife bought me. Mean little bugger who hissed at me and bit me when I tried to feed him or change his water.

Name a detested pet, current or past.

  1. Dearie, my sister’s aggressive, unfriendly calico cat
  2. Yap, an aptly named little dog of undetermined breed
  3. Two unnamed parakeets given my sister by a boyfriend, who spent the days and nights chirping their empty little heads off
  4. Sparky, the mean snappy Dalmatian of my old fire station. They buried him in front of the station house, and it was always a pleasure to walk over the plaque with his name.
  5. Winston, a basset hound. Detested may be too strong a word, but I hated having to walk him, and I never got used to wet dog smell. He was also really loud at 3 in the morning
  6. The unknown dog which some people “set” on me as I was riding my bicycle past. (No, it didn’t bite me, but I was really scared.) And yes, to be fair, I should blame the owners, not the dog.
  7. The Rottweiler my idiot ex-roommate brought home after a homeless woman collapsed in the street and he was left behind after the ambulance took her away. This dog had some serious problems and we eventually took him to the Human Society.
  8. Sherlock, a cockatiel my ex-wife bought me. Mean little bugger who hissed at me and bit me when I tried to feed him or change his water.
  9. Dynamite, the smaller of my grandmother’s two chihuahuas. A scrappy little turd that barked and snapped at me when I teased him. Looking back, I’m sure we boys turned him into the little monster he was around us.

Name a detested pet, current or past.

  1. Dearie, my sister’s aggressive, unfriendly calico cat
  2. Yap, an aptly named little dog of undetermined breed
  3. Two unnamed parakeets given my sister by a boyfriend, who spent the days and nights chirping their empty little heads off
  4. Sparky, the mean snappy Dalmatian of my old fire station. They buried him in front of the station house, and it was always a pleasure to walk over the plaque with his name.
  5. Winston, a basset hound. Detested may be too strong a word, but I hated having to walk him, and I never got used to wet dog smell. He was also really loud at 3 in the morning
  6. The unknown dog which some people “set” on me as I was riding my bicycle past. (No, it didn’t bite me, but I was really scared.) And yes, to be fair, I should blame the owners, not the dog.
  7. The Rottweiler my idiot ex-roommate brought home after a homeless woman collapsed in the street and he was left behind after the ambulance took her away. This dog had some serious problems and we eventually took him to the Humane Society.
  8. Sherlock, a cockatiel my ex-wife bought me. Mean little bugger who hissed at me and bit me when I tried to feed him or change his water.
  9. Dynamite, the smaller of my grandmother’s two chihuahuas. A scrappy little turd that barked and snapped at me when I teased him. Looking back, I’m sure we boys turned him into the little monster he was around us.
  10. Noname, a bug-eyed, ugly little dog we never should have brought home.

Name a detested pet, current or past.

  1. Dearie, my sister’s aggressive, unfriendly calico cat
  2. Yap, an aptly named little dog of undetermined breed
  3. Two unnamed parakeets given my sister by a boyfriend, who spent the days and nights chirping their empty little heads off
  4. Sparky, the mean snappy Dalmatian of my old fire station. They buried him in front of the station house, and it was always a pleasure to walk over the plaque with his name.
  5. Winston, a basset hound. Detested may be too strong a word, but I hated having to walk him, and I never got used to wet dog smell. He was also really loud at 3 in the morning
  6. The unknown dog which some people “set” on me as I was riding my bicycle past. (No, it didn’t bite me, but I was really scared.) And yes, to be fair, I should blame the owners, not the dog.
  7. The Rottweiler my idiot ex-roommate brought home after a homeless woman collapsed in the street and he was left behind after the ambulance took her away. This dog had some serious problems and we eventually took him to the Humane Society.
  8. Sherlock, a cockatiel my ex-wife bought me. Mean little bugger who hissed at me and bit me when I tried to feed him or change his water.
  9. Dynamite, the smaller of my grandmother’s two chihuahuas. A scrappy little turd that barked and snapped at me when I teased him. Looking back, I’m sure we boys turned him into the little monster he was around us.
  10. Noname, a bug-eyed, ugly little dog we never should have brought home.
  11. Pepper, the world’s stupidest dog (and a Dalmatian!) that promptly chewed up every one of my models he could get his teeth into and burned himself in an active fireplace,twice.

Name a detested pet, current or past.

  1. Dearie, my sister’s aggressive, unfriendly calico cat
  2. Yap, an aptly named little dog of undetermined breed
  3. Two unnamed parakeets given my sister by a boyfriend, who spent the days and nights chirping their empty little heads off
  4. Sparky, the mean snappy Dalmatian of my old fire station. They buried him in front of the station house, and it was always a pleasure to walk over the plaque with his name.
  5. Winston, a basset hound. Detested may be too strong a word, but I hated having to walk him, and I never got used to wet dog smell. He was also really loud at 3 in the morning
  6. The unknown dog which some people “set” on me as I was riding my bicycle past. (No, it didn’t bite me, but I was really scared.) And yes, to be fair, I should blame the owners, not the dog.
  7. The Rottweiler my idiot ex-roommate brought home after a homeless woman collapsed in the street and he was left behind after the ambulance took her away. This dog had some serious problems and we eventually took him to the Humane Society.
  8. Sherlock, a cockatiel my ex-wife bought me. Mean little bugger who hissed at me and bit me when I tried to feed him or change his water.
  9. Dynamite, the smaller of my grandmother’s two chihuahuas. A scrappy little turd that barked and snapped at me when I teased him. Looking back, I’m sure we boys turned him into the little monster he was around us.
  10. Noname, a bug-eyed, ugly little dog we never should have brought home.
  11. Pepper, the world’s stupidest dog (and a Dalmatian!) that promptly chewed up every one of my models he could get his teeth into and burned himself in an active fireplace,twice.
  12. Alyssah, a cat with the unfortunate habit of barfing in every room of the house

Name a detested pet, current or past.

  1. Dearie, my sister’s aggressive, unfriendly calico cat
  2. Yap, an aptly named little dog of undetermined breed
  3. Two unnamed parakeets given my sister by a boyfriend, who spent the days and nights chirping their empty little heads off
  4. Sparky, the mean snappy Dalmatian of my old fire station. They buried him in front of the station house, and it was always a pleasure to walk over the plaque with his name.
  5. Winston, a basset hound. Detested may be too strong a word, but I hated having to walk him, and I never got used to wet dog smell. He was also really loud at 3 in the morning
  6. The unknown dog which some people “set” on me as I was riding my bicycle past. (No, it didn’t bite me, but I was really scared.) And yes, to be fair, I should blame the owners, not the dog.
  7. The Rottweiler my idiot ex-roommate brought home after a homeless woman collapsed in the street and he was left behind after the ambulance took her away. This dog had some serious problems and we eventually took him to the Humane Society.
  8. Sherlock, a cockatiel my ex-wife bought me. Mean little bugger who hissed at me and bit me when I tried to feed him or change his water.
  9. Dynamite, the smaller of my grandmother’s two chihuahuas. A scrappy little turd that barked and snapped at me when I teased him. Looking back, I’m sure we boys turned him into the little monster he was around us.
  10. Noname, a bug-eyed, ugly little dog we never should have brought home.
  11. Pepper, the world’s stupidest dog (and a Dalmatian!) that promptly chewed up every one of my models he could get his teeth into and burned himself in an active fireplace,twice.
  12. Alyssah, a cat with the unfortunate habit of barfing in every room of the house
  13. Dixie, my sister’s autistic mean-spirited not-remotely-affectionate Belgian shepherd who NEVER SHUT THE FECK UP (may she rest in peace)

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