Bakers Dozen

Top 13 rejected Halloween candy:

  1. Razor blade flavored Slow Pokes
  2. Carolina Reaper Red Hots
  3. Candied Okra
  4. Sour Patch Cthulus
  5. Lick-Your-Itch Licorice Whips

Top 13 rejected Halloween candy:

  1. Razor blade flavored Slow Pokes
  2. Carolina Reaper Red Hots
  3. Candied Okra
  4. Sour Patch Cthulus
  5. Lick-Your-Itch Licorice Whips
  6. Candy marijuana joints

Top 13 rejected Halloween candy:

  1. Razor blade flavored Slow Pokes
  2. Carolina Reaper Red Hots
  3. Candied Okra
  4. Sour Patch Cthulus
  5. Lick-Your-Itch Licorice Whips
  6. Candy marijuana joints
  7. Permanent dye jaw breakers. Now your tongue can stay blue for weeks!

Top 13 rejected Halloween candy:

  1. Razor blade flavored Slow Pokes
  2. Carolina Reaper Red Hots
  3. Candied Okra
  4. Sour Patch Cthulus
  5. Lick-Your-Itch Licorice Whips
  6. Candy marijuana joints
  7. Permanent dye jaw breakers. Now your tongue can stay blue for weeks!
  8. Candy Corn Liquor

Top 13 rejected Halloween candy:

  1. Razor blade flavored Slow Pokes
  2. Carolina Reaper Red Hots
  3. Candied Okra
  4. Sour Patch Cthulus
  5. Lick-Your-Itch Licorice Whips
  6. Candy marijuana joints
  7. Permanent dye jaw breakers. Now your tongue can stay blue for weeks!
  8. Candy Corn Liquor
  9. One Musketeer

Top 13 rejected Halloween candy:

  1. Razor blade flavored Slow Pokes
  2. Carolina Reaper Red Hots
  3. Candied Okra
  4. Sour Patch Cthulus
  5. Lick-Your-Itch Licorice Whips
  6. Candy marijuana joints
  7. Permanent dye jaw breakers. Now your tongue can stay blue for weeks!
  8. Candy Corn Liquor
  9. One Musketeer
  10. Semen Flavored Peeps

Top 13 rejected Halloween candy:

  1. Razor blade flavored Slow Pokes
  2. Carolina Reaper Red Hots
  3. Candied Okra
  4. Sour Patch Cthulus
  5. Lick-Your-Itch Licorice Whips
  6. Candy marijuana joints
  7. Permanent dye jaw breakers. Now your tongue can stay blue for weeks!
  8. Candy Corn Liquor
  9. One Musketeer
  10. Semen Flavored Peeps
  11. Caramel coated onions

I’ve heard people do this as a prank. The victim bites into it, thinking it’s an apple.

Top 13 rejected Halloween candy:

  1. Razor blade flavored Slow Pokes
  2. Carolina Reaper Red Hots
  3. Candied Okra
  4. Sour Patch Cthulus
  5. Lick-Your-Itch Licorice Whips
  6. Candy marijuana joints
  7. Permanent dye jaw breakers. Now your tongue can stay blue for weeks!
  8. Candy Corn Liquor
  9. One Musketeer
  10. Semen Flavored Peeps
  11. Caramel coated onions
  12. Necco Cyanide Wafers

Top 13 rejected Halloween candy:

  1. Razor blade flavored Slow Pokes
  2. Carolina Reaper Red Hots
  3. Candied Okra
  4. Sour Patch Cthulus
  5. Lick-Your-Itch Licorice Whips
  6. Candy marijuana joints
  7. Permanent dye jaw breakers. Now your tongue can stay blue for weeks!
  8. Candy Corn Liquor
  9. One Musketeer
  10. Semen Flavored Peeps
  11. Caramel coated onions
  12. Necco Cyanide Wafers
  13. Chocolate-flavored floss

Next: Lesser-known songs from famous musicals:

  1. “Follow the Fold” from Guys and Dolls

Lesser-known songs from famous musicals:

  1. “Follow the Fold” from Guys and Dolls
  2. “This Irresistible Paris Original” from How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying

Sorry, was that lesser or Loesser? :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Lesser-known songs from famous musicals:

  1. “Follow the Fold” from Guys and Dolls
  2. “This Irresistible Paris Original” from How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
  3. “Very Soft Shoes” from Once Upon A Mattress

Lesser-known songs from famous musicals:

  1. “Follow the Fold” from Guys and Dolls
  2. “This Irresistible Paris Original” from How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
  3. “Very Soft Shoes” from Once Upon A Mattress
  4. “Cool” from West Side Story
    Musically, that song is amazingly complex, especially compared to the pretty straightforward show tunes from the rest of the score.

Lesser-known songs from famous musicals:

  1. “Follow the Fold” from Guys and Dolls
  2. “This Irresistible Paris Original” from How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
  3. “Very Soft Shoes” from Once Upon A Mattress
  4. “Cool” from West Side Story
  5. “Far From the Home I Love” from Fiddler on the Roof

Lesser-known songs from famous musicals:

  1. “Follow the Fold” from Guys and Dolls
  2. “This Irresistible Paris Original” from How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
  3. “Very Soft Shoes” from Once Upon A Mattress
  4. “Cool” from West Side Story
  5. “Far From the Home I Love” from Fiddler on the Roof
  6. “The Seven Deadly Virtues” from Camelot

Lesser-known songs from famous musicals:

  1. “Follow the Fold” from Guys and Dolls
  2. “This Irresistible Paris Original” from How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
  3. “Very Soft Shoes” from Once Upon A Mattress
  4. “Cool” from West Side Story
  5. “Far From the Home I Love” from Fiddler on the Roof
  6. “The Seven Deadly Virtues” from Camelot
  7. “Peron’s Latest Flame” from Evita

Lesser-known songs from famous musicals:

  1. “Follow the Fold” from Guys and Dolls
  2. “This Irresistible Paris Original” from How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
  3. “Very Soft Shoes” from Once Upon A Mattress
  4. “Cool” from West Side Story
  5. “Far From the Home I Love” from Fiddler on the Roof
  6. “The Seven Deadly Virtues” from Camelot
  7. “Peron’s Latest Flame” from Evita
  8. “Her Is” from The Pajama Game

Lesser-known songs from famous musicals:

  1. “Follow the Fold” from Guys and Dolls
  2. “This Irresistible Paris Original” from How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
  3. “Very Soft Shoes” from Once Upon A Mattress
  4. “Cool” from West Side Story
  5. “Far From the Home I Love” from Fiddler on the Roof
  6. “The Seven Deadly Virtues” from Camelot
  7. “Peron’s Latest Flame” from Evita
  8. “Her Is” from The Pajama Game
  9. “Kyle’s Mom’s A Bitch” from Southpark: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

It doesn’t get the same love as “Blame Canada,” “Uncle F**ka,” and “What Would Brian Boitano Do?” but it cracks me up the most.

Lesser-known songs from famous musicals:

  1. “Follow the Fold” from Guys and Dolls
  2. “This Irresistible Paris Original” from How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
  3. “Very Soft Shoes” from Once Upon A Mattress
  4. “Cool” from West Side Story
  5. “Far From the Home I Love” from Fiddler on the Roof
  6. “The Seven Deadly Virtues” from Camelot
  7. “Peron’s Latest Flame” from Evita
  8. “Her Is” from The Pajama Game
  9. “Kyle’s Mom’s A Bitch” from Southpark: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut
  10. “Aldonza” from Man of La Mancha

Lesser-known songs from famous musicals:

  1. “Follow the Fold” from Guys and Dolls
  2. “This Irresistible Paris Original” from How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
  3. “Very Soft Shoes” from Once Upon A Mattress
  4. “Cool” from West Side Story
  5. “Far From the Home I Love” from Fiddler on the Roof
  6. “The Seven Deadly Virtues” from Camelot
  7. “Peron’s Latest Flame” from Evita
  8. “Her Is” from The Pajama Game
  9. “Kyle’s Mom’s A Bitch” from Southpark: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut
  10. “Aldonza” from Man of La Mancha
  11. “Gary, Indiana”- The Music Man

Lesser-known songs from famous musicals:

  1. “Follow the Fold” from Guys and Dolls
  2. “This Irresistible Paris Original” from How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
  3. “Very Soft Shoes” from Once Upon A Mattress
  4. “Cool” from West Side Story
  5. “Far From the Home I Love” from Fiddler on the Roof
  6. “The Seven Deadly Virtues” from Camelot
  7. “Peron’s Latest Flame” from Evita
  8. “Her Is” from The Pajama Game
  9. “Kyle’s Mom’s A Bitch” from Southpark: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut
  10. “Aldonza” from Man of La Mancha
  11. “Gary, Indiana”- The Music Man
  12. “I’m an Ordinary Man” from My Fair Lady