They Ain’t Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore - Kinky Friedman
Jesus Just Left Chicago - ZZ Top
The Law is For Protection of the People - Kris Kristopherson
Levon - Elton John
One Toke Over the Line - Brewer and Shipley
Personal Jesus – Depeche Mode
Jesus Built My Hot Rod - Ministry feat. Gibby Haynes
Jesus is Just Alright - Doobie Brothers
Jesus Saves - Slayer
Plastic Jesus - The Goldcoast Singers, et alia
Schism - Tool
Sympathy for the Devil – Rolling Stones
Spirit in the Sky - Norman Greenbaum
New:
Scariest moment in your life
(Intense sudden , ranging from the most effective “boo” or prank to “oh Christ, I could die this very moment and I’m about to or actually losing it.”)
Tie: in summer camp age 7 when the older kids and counselors had us watch “Psycho”; in target range, hearing first wave of Scud attack, Gulf War
When my 1 year old son (who’d just started running for the first time) fell and cut his head on our coffee table. He wasn’t hurt seriously, as it turned out, but he bled so profusely that I was in a blind panic as I drove him to the ER.
(Intense sudden , ranging from the most effective “boo” or prank to “oh Christ, I could die this very moment and I’m about to or actually losing it.”)
Tie: in summer camp age 7 when the older kids and counselors had us watch “Psycho”; in target range, hearing first wave of Scud attack, Gulf War
When my 1 year old son (who’d just started running for the first time) fell and cut his head on our coffee table. He wasn’t hurt seriously, as it turned out, but he bled so profusely that I was in a blind panic as I drove him to the ER.
When my father died leaving me and my two sisters orphans. I was 18.
(Intense sudden , ranging from the most effective “boo” or prank to “oh Christ, I could die this very moment and I’m about to or actually losing it.”)
Tie: in summer camp age 7 when the older kids and counselors had us watch “Psycho”; in target range, hearing first wave of Scud attack, Gulf War
When my 1 year old son (who’d just started running for the first time) fell and cut his head on our coffee table. He wasn’t hurt seriously, as it turned out, but he bled so profusely that I was in a blind panic as I drove him to the ER.
When my father died leaving me and my two sisters orphans. I was 18.
1990 on a flight from Albuquerque to LA with a stop on Tuscon. The first leg of the flight we met a thunderstorm head on - terrifying turbulence. I gripped the armrest so tightly, I nearly pulled it loose from its bolts.
(Intense sudden , ranging from the most effective “boo” or prank to “oh Christ, I could die this very moment and I’m about to or actually losing it.”)
Tie: in summer camp age 7 when the older kids and counselors had us watch “Psycho”; in target range, hearing first wave of Scud attack, Gulf War
When my 1 year old son (who’d just started running for the first time) fell and cut his head on our coffee table. He wasn’t hurt seriously, as it turned out, but he bled so profusely that I was in a blind panic as I drove him to the ER.
When my father died leaving me and my two sisters orphans. I was 18.
1990 on a flight from Albuquerque to LA with a stop on Tuscon. The first leg of the flight we met a thunderstorm head on - terrifying turbulence. I gripped the armrest so tightly, I nearly pulled it loose from its bolts.
A plane I was on aborted a landing and peeled off to one side with its wings nearly perpendicular to the ground. I though I was going to die.
(Intense sudden , ranging from the most effective “boo” or prank to “oh Christ, I could die this very moment and I’m about to or actually losing it.”)
Tie: in summer camp age 7 when the older kids and counselors had us watch “Psycho”; in target range, hearing first wave of Scud attack, Gulf War
When my 1 year old son (who’d just started running for the first time) fell and cut his head on our coffee table. He wasn’t hurt seriously, as it turned out, but he bled so profusely that I was in a blind panic as I drove him to the ER.
When my father died leaving me and my two sisters orphans. I was 18.
1990 on a flight from Albuquerque to LA with a stop on Tuscon. The first leg of the flight we met a thunderstorm head on - terrifying turbulence. I gripped the armrest so tightly, I nearly pulled it loose from its bolts.
A plane I was on aborted a landing and peeled off to one side with its wings nearly perpendicular to the ground. I though I was going to die.
Being caught in a rip tide and nearly dying while swimming with my two sons off the North Carolina coast.
(Intense sudden , ranging from the most effective “boo” or prank to “oh Christ, I could die this very moment and I’m about to or actually losing it.”)
Tie: in summer camp age 7 when the older kids and counselors had us watch “Psycho”; in target range, hearing first wave of Scud attack, Gulf War
When my 1 year old son (who’d just started running for the first time) fell and cut his head on our coffee table. He wasn’t hurt seriously, as it turned out, but he bled so profusely that I was in a blind panic as I drove him to the ER.
When my father died leaving me and my two sisters orphans. I was 18.
1990 on a flight from Albuquerque to LA with a stop on Tuscon. The first leg of the flight we met a thunderstorm head on - terrifying turbulence. I gripped the armrest so tightly, I nearly pulled it loose from its bolts.
A plane I was on aborted a landing and peeled off to one side with its wings nearly perpendicular to the ground. I though I was going to die.
Being caught in a rip tide and nearly dying while swimming with my two sons off the North Carolina coast.
Hit a patch of ice on an S-curve, lost control of my car and hit a truck head-on.
(Intense sudden , ranging from the most effective “boo” or prank to “oh Christ, I could die this very moment and I’m about to or actually losing it.”)
Tie: in summer camp age 7 when the older kids and counselors had us watch “Psycho”; in target range, hearing first wave of Scud attack, Gulf War
When my 1 year old son (who’d just started running for the first time) fell and cut his head on our coffee table. He wasn’t hurt seriously, as it turned out, but he bled so profusely that I was in a blind panic as I drove him to the ER.
When my father died leaving me and my two sisters orphans. I was 18.
1990 on a flight from Albuquerque to LA with a stop on Tuscon. The first leg of the flight we met a thunderstorm head on - terrifying turbulence. I gripped the armrest so tightly, I nearly pulled it loose from its bolts.
A plane I was on aborted a landing and peeled off to one side with its wings nearly perpendicular to the ground. I though I was going to die.
Being caught in a rip tide and nearly dying while swimming with my two sons off the North Carolina coast.
Hit a patch of ice on an S-curve, lost control of my car and hit a truck head-on.
Ex-wife rolled her car on dark freeway, 6yo son thrown from vehicle, fractured skull…I lived 1500 miles away and the soonest flight was 18 hours later. Longest day of my life.