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39204

Fad clothing/grooming styles that did come back

  1. Tightly tapered pants with men’s suits
  2. Giant shaggy beards
  3. Shorts with dark socks
  4. Mini-skirts
  5. Tattoos
  6. Cleopatra-style exaggerated eye makeup
  7. Flat Top haircuts
  8. 1890s-style curled mustaches
    How on earth do the hippest twentysomethings in the most fashion-forward urban centers in North America all of a sudden look like Snidely Whiplash?!
39205

Fad clothing/grooming styles that did come back

  1. Tightly tapered pants with men’s suits
  2. Giant shaggy beards
  3. Shorts with dark socks
  4. Mini-skirts
  5. Tattoos
  6. Cleopatra-style exaggerated eye makeup
  7. Flat Top haircuts
  8. 1890s-style curled mustaches
  9. Porkpie hats
39206

Fad clothing/grooming styles that did come back

  1. Tightly tapered pants with men’s suits
  2. Giant shaggy beards
  3. Shorts with dark socks
  4. Mini-skirts
  5. Tattoos
  6. Cleopatra-style exaggerated eye makeup
  7. Flat Top haircuts
  8. 1890s-style curled mustaches
  9. Porkpie hats
  10. Mood rings
39207

Fad clothing/grooming styles that did come back

  1. Tightly tapered pants with men’s suits
  2. Giant shaggy beards
  3. Shorts with dark socks
  4. Mini-skirts
  5. Tattoos
  6. Cleopatra-style exaggerated eye makeup
  7. Flat Top haircuts
  8. 1890s-style curled mustaches
  9. Porkpie hats
  10. Mood rings
  11. The Peace Sign (I see it on more clothing now than in the 1960’s)
39208

Fad clothing/grooming styles that did come back

  1. Tightly tapered pants with men’s suits
  2. Giant shaggy beards
  3. Shorts with dark socks
  4. Mini-skirts
  5. Tattoos
  6. Cleopatra-style exaggerated eye makeup
  7. Flat Top haircuts
  8. 1890s-style curled mustaches
  9. Porkpie hats
  10. Mood rings
  11. The Peace Sign (I see it on more clothing now than in the 1960’s)
  12. Converse All-Stars
39209

Fad clothing/grooming styles that did come back

  1. Tightly tapered pants with men’s suits
  2. Giant shaggy beards
  3. Shorts with dark socks
  4. Mini-skirts
  5. Tattoos
  6. Cleopatra-style exaggerated eye makeup
  7. Flat Top haircuts
  8. 1890s-style curled mustaches
  9. Porkpie hats
  10. Mood rings
  11. The Peace Sign (I see it on more clothing now than in the 1960’s)
  12. Converse All-Stars
  13. Sideburns
    Beverly Hills 90210 sparked that weird sideburns revival in the 90s, remember that?
    Pass; I picked this one.
39210

Clothing trends (current or former) that should never have existed in the first place

  1. Leisure suits
39211

Clothing trends (current or former) that should never have existed in the first place

  1. Leisure suits
  2. Baggy Jeans
39212

Clothing trends (current or former) that should never have existed in the first place

  1. Leisure suits
  2. Bell-bottomed pants
39213

Clothing trends (current or former) that should never have existed in the first place

  1. Leisure suits
  2. Bell-bottomed pants
  3. Dark socks with shorts
39214

Clothing trends (current or former) that should never have existed in the first place

  1. Leisure suits
  2. Baggy Jeans
  3. Bell-bottomed pants
  4. Dark socks with shorts
  5. Eyeliner, spandex & hairspray in heavy metal
39215

Clothing trends (current or former) that should never have existed in the first place

  1. Leisure suits
  2. Baggy Jeans
  3. Bell-bottomed pants
  4. Dark socks with shorts
  5. Eyeliner, spandex & hairspray in heavy metal
  6. In the droop
39216

Clothing trends (current or former) that should never have existed in the first place

  1. Leisure suits
  2. Baggy Jeans
  3. Bell-bottomed pants
  4. Dark socks with shorts
  5. Eyeliner, spandex & hairspray in heavy metal
  6. In the droop
  7. Plain white tanktops, AKA “A-shirts,” AKA “wife beaters,” as outerwear
39217

Clothing trends (current or former) that should never have existed in the first place

  1. Leisure suits
  2. Baggy Jeans
  3. Bell-bottomed pants
  4. Dark socks with shorts
  5. Eyeliner, spandex & hairspray in heavy metal
  6. In the droop
  7. Plain white tanktops, AKA “A-shirts,” AKA “wife beaters,” as outerwear
  8. Neckties.
39218

What’s your problem with neckties? They add elegance

eta and bow ties are cool

39219

Clothing trends (current or former) that should never have existed in the first place

  1. Leisure suits
  2. Baggy Jeans
  3. Bell-bottomed pants
  4. Dark socks with shorts
  5. Eyeliner, spandex & hairspray in heavy metal
  6. In the droop
  7. Plain white tanktops, AKA “A-shirts,” AKA “wife beaters,” as outerwear
  8. Neckties.
  9. Sagging pants.

(I don’t know what “in the droop” means–if it’s the same thing, replace my answer with “wearing your clothes backwards, like Kriss Kross.”)

39220

Clothing trends (current or former) that should never have existed in the first place

  1. Leisure suits
  2. Baggy Jeans
  3. Bell-bottomed pants
  4. Dark socks with shorts
  5. Eyeliner, spandex & hairspray in heavy metal
  6. In the droop
  7. Plain white tanktops, AKA “A-shirts,” AKA “wife beaters,” as outerwear
  8. Neckties.
  9. Sagging pants.
  10. Crocs
39221

Clothing trends (current or former) that should never have existed in the first place

  1. Leisure suits
  2. Baggy Jeans
  3. Bell-bottomed pants
  4. Dark socks with shorts
  5. Eyeliner, spandex & hairspray in heavy metal
  6. In the droop
  7. Plain white tanktops, AKA “A-shirts,” AKA “wife beaters,” as outerwear
  8. Neckties.
  9. Sagging pants.
  10. Crocs
  11. Socks with sandals
    Bad enough when they’re Birkenstocks or Tevas, but it’s 100x worse when the sandal in question has a toe loop, so that the wearer basically has a foot wedgie.
39222

Clothing trends (current or former) that should never have existed in the first place

  1. Leisure suits
  2. Baggy Jeans
  3. Bell-bottomed pants
  4. Dark socks with shorts
  5. Eyeliner, spandex & hairspray in heavy metal
  6. In the droop
  7. Plain white tanktops, AKA “A-shirts,” AKA “wife beaters,” as outerwear
  8. Neckties.
  9. Sagging pants.
  10. Crocs
  11. Socks with sandals
  12. Disposable paper party dresses
39223

Clothing trends (current or former) that should never have existed in the first place

  1. Leisure suits
  2. Baggy Jeans
  3. Bell-bottomed pants
  4. Dark socks with shorts
  5. Eyeliner, spandex & hairspray in heavy metal
  6. In the droop
  7. Plain white tanktops, AKA “A-shirts,” AKA “wife beaters,” as outerwear
  8. Neckties.
  9. Sagging pants.
  10. Crocs
  11. Socks with sandals
  12. Disposable paper party dresses
  13. Culottes for men (i.e., skirt-length “shorts”)

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Things you wish you had done before you were too old to do it.

  1. Speak French