Bakers Dozen

Celebrities unlikely to appear on a pin-up calendar.

  1. Eddie Trunk
  2. D J Qualls
  3. Lyle Lovett
  4. Roseann Barr
  5. Rosie O’Donnell
  6. Donald Trump
  7. Mama June (Honey Boo Boo)

Celebrities unlikely to appear on a pin-up calendar.

  1. Eddie Trunk
  2. D J Qualls
  3. Lyle Lovett
  4. Roseann Barr
  5. Rosie O’Donnell
  6. Donald Trump
  7. Mama June (Honey Boo Boo)
  8. Oprah Winfrey

Celebrities unlikely to appear on a pin-up calendar.

  1. Eddie Trunk
  2. D J Qualls
  3. Lyle Lovett
  4. Roseann Barr
  5. Rosie O’Donnell
  6. Donald Trump
  7. Mama June (Honey Boo Boo)
  8. Oprah Winfrey
  9. I would have thought Vladimir Putin but…

Celebrities unlikely to appear on a pin-up calendar.

  1. Eddie Trunk
  2. D J Qualls
  3. Lyle Lovett
  4. Roseann Barr
  5. Rosie O’Donnell
  6. Donald Trump
  7. Mama June (Honey Boo Boo)
  8. Oprah Winfrey
  9. I would have thought Vladimir Putin but…
  10. Hillary

Celebrities unlikely to appear on a pin-up calendar.

  1. Eddie Trunk
  2. D J Qualls
  3. Lyle Lovett
  4. Roseann Barr
  5. Rosie O’Donnell
  6. Donald Trump
  7. Mama June (Honey Boo Boo)
  8. Oprah Winfrey
  9. I would have thought Vladimir Putin but…
  10. Hillary
  11. Larry the Cable Guy

Celebrities unlikely to appear on a pin-up calendar.

  1. Eddie Trunk
  2. D J Qualls
  3. Lyle Lovett
  4. Roseann Barr
  5. Rosie O’Donnell
  6. Donald Trump
  7. Mama June (Honey Boo Boo)
  8. Oprah Winfrey
  9. I would have thought Vladimir Putin but…
  10. Hillary
  11. Larry the Cable Guy
  12. Herve Villechaize

(even if he weren’t dead, I mean…)

Celebrities unlikely to appear on a pin-up calendar.

  1. Eddie Trunk

  2. D J Qualls

  3. Lyle Lovett

  4. Roseann Barr

  5. Rosie O’Donnell

  6. Donald Trump

  7. Mama June (Honey Boo Boo)

  8. Oprah Winfrey

  9. I would have thought Vladimir Putin but…

  10. Hillary

  11. Larry the Cable Guy

  12. Herve Villechaize

  13. Rush Limbaugh
    Next: How Heaven has changed since Ian Fraser “Lemmy” Kilmister and Phil “Philthy Animal” Taylor have both arrived.

  14. Saint Peter’s lawn died.

How Heaven has changed since Ian Fraser “Lemmy” Kilmister and Phil “Philthy Animal” Taylor have both arrived.

  1. Saint Peter’s lawn died.
  2. Janis Joplin has a new band

How Heaven has changed since Ian Fraser “Lemmy” Kilmister and Phil “Philthy Animal” Taylor have both arrived.

  1. Saint Peter’s lawn died.
  2. Janis Joplin has a new band
  3. There’s a luxurious new room being fixed up for a very nervous Fast Eddie Clarke

How Heaven has changed since Ian Fraser “Lemmy” Kilmister and Phil “Philthy Animal” Taylor have both arrived.

  1. Saint Peter’s lawn died
  2. Janis Joplin has a new band
  3. There’s a luxurious new room being fixed up for a very nervous Fast Eddie Clarke
  4. Jukebox in heavenly diners all being reprogrammed

How Heaven has changed since Ian Fraser “Lemmy” Kilmister and Phil “Philthy Animal” Taylor have both arrived.

  1. Saint Peter’s lawn died
  2. Janis Joplin has a new band
  3. There’s a luxurious new room being fixed up for a very nervous Fast Eddie Clarke
  4. Jukebox in heavenly diners all being reprogrammed
  5. Gene Krupa has hired Philthy to teach him that rapid-fire double bass drum line in “Overkill”.

How Heaven has changed since Ian Fraser “Lemmy” Kilmister and Phil “Philthy Animal” Taylor have both arrived.

  1. Saint Peter’s lawn died
  2. Janis Joplin has a new band
  3. There’s a luxurious new room being fixed up for a very nervous Fast Eddie Clarke
  4. Jukebox in heavenly diners all being reprogrammed
  5. Gene Krupa has hired Philthy to teach him that rapid-fire double bass drum line in “Overkill”.
  6. The longstanding ban on Nazi memorabilia in Heaven has been lifted

How Heaven has changed since Ian Fraser “Lemmy” Kilmister and Phil “Philthy Animal” Taylor have both arrived.

  1. Saint Peter’s lawn died
  2. Janis Joplin has a new band
  3. There’s a luxurious new room being fixed up for a very nervous Fast Eddie Clarke
  4. Jukeboxes in heavenly diners all being reprogrammed
  5. Gene Krupa has hired Philthy to teach him that rapid-fire double bass drum line in “Overkill”
  6. The longstanding ban on Nazi memorabilia in Heaven has been lifted
  7. Most angels giving up harps for guitars

How Heaven has changed since Ian Fraser “Lemmy” Kilmister and Phil “Philthy Animal” Taylor have both arrived.

  1. Saint Peter’s lawn died
  2. Janis Joplin has a new band
  3. There’s a luxurious new room being fixed up for a very nervous Fast Eddie Clarke
  4. Jukeboxes in heavenly diners all being reprogrammed
  5. Gene Krupa has hired Philthy to teach him that rapid-fire double bass drum line in “Overkill”
  6. The longstanding ban on Nazi memorabilia in Heaven has been lifted
  7. Most angels giving up harps for guitars
  8. Joey, Johnny, and Dee Dee have someone new to jam with.

How Heaven has changed since Ian Fraser “Lemmy” Kilmister and Phil “Philthy Animal” Taylor have both arrived.

  1. Saint Peter’s lawn died
  2. Janis Joplin has a new band
  3. There’s a luxurious new room being fixed up for a very nervous Fast Eddie Clarke
  4. Jukeboxes in heavenly diners all being reprogrammed
  5. Gene Krupa has hired Philthy to teach him that rapid-fire double bass drum line in “Overkill”
  6. The longstanding ban on Nazi memorabilia in Heaven has been lifted
  7. Most angels giving up harps for guitars
  8. Joey, Johnny, and Dee Dee have someone new to jam with.
  9. All the angels who took Keith Richards instead of Lemmy in the office dead pool just crumpled up their bracket sheets

How Heaven has changed since Ian Fraser “Lemmy” Kilmister and Phil “Philthy Animal” Taylor have both arrived.

  1. Saint Peter’s lawn died
  2. Janis Joplin has a new band
  3. There’s a luxurious new room being fixed up for a very nervous Fast Eddie Clarke
  4. Jukeboxes in heavenly diners all being reprogrammed
  5. Gene Krupa has hired Philthy to teach him that rapid-fire double bass drum line in “Overkill”
  6. The longstanding ban on Nazi memorabilia in Heaven has been lifted
  7. Most angels giving up harps for guitars
  8. Joey, Johnny, and Dee Dee have someone new to jam with.
  9. All the angels who took Keith Richards instead of Lemmy in the office dead pool just crumpled up their bracket sheets.
  10. Johnny Cash fired his opening act.

How Heaven has changed since Ian Fraser “Lemmy” Kilmister and Phil “Philthy Animal” Taylor have both arrived.

  1. Saint Peter’s lawn died
  2. Janis Joplin has a new band
  3. There’s a luxurious new room being fixed up for a very nervous Fast Eddie Clarke
  4. Jukeboxes in heavenly diners all being reprogrammed
  5. Gene Krupa has hired Philthy to teach him that rapid-fire double bass drum line in “Overkill”
  6. The longstanding ban on Nazi memorabilia in Heaven has been lifted
  7. Most angels giving up harps for guitars
  8. Joey, Johnny, and Dee Dee have someone new to jam with.
  9. All the angels who took Keith Richards instead of Lemmy in the office dead pool just crumpled up their bracket sheets.
  10. Johnny Cash fired his opening act.
  11. Lemmy now knows he’s not God, after all.

How Heaven has changed since Ian Fraser “Lemmy” Kilmister and Phil “Philthy Animal” Taylor have both arrived.

  1. Saint Peter’s lawn died
  2. Janis Joplin has a new band
  3. There’s a luxurious new room being fixed up for a very nervous Fast Eddie Clarke
  4. Jukeboxes in heavenly diners all being reprogrammed
  5. Gene Krupa has hired Philthy to teach him that rapid-fire double bass drum line in “Overkill”
  6. The longstanding ban on Nazi memorabilia in Heaven has been lifted
  7. Most angels giving up harps for guitars
  8. Joey, Johnny, and Dee Dee have someone new to jam with.
  9. All the angels who took Keith Richards instead of Lemmy in the office dead pool just crumpled up their bracket sheets.
  10. Johnny Cash fired his opening act.
  11. Lemmy now knows he’s not God, after all.
  12. Jesus switches from red wine to Jack & Coke.

How Heaven has changed since Ian Fraser “Lemmy” Kilmister and Phil “Philthy Animal” Taylor have both arrived.

  1. Saint Peter’s lawn died
  2. Janis Joplin has a new band
  3. There’s a luxurious new room being fixed up for a very nervous Fast Eddie Clarke
  4. Jukeboxes in heavenly diners all being reprogrammed
  5. Gene Krupa has hired Philthy to teach him that rapid-fire double bass drum line in “Overkill”
  6. The longstanding ban on Nazi memorabilia in Heaven has been lifted
  7. Most angels giving up harps for guitars
  8. Joey, Johnny, and Dee Dee have someone new to jam with.
  9. All the angels who took Keith Richards instead of Lemmy in the office dead pool just crumpled up their bracket sheets.
  10. Johnny Cash fired his opening act.
  11. Lemmy now knows he’s not God, after all.
  12. Jesus switches from red wine to Jack & Coke.
  13. The Helluva Band just got two new members

Next up: A little late, but famous people (besides me & Jesus) born on December 25th

  1. Rod Serling (1924)

Next up: A little late, but famous people (besides me & Jesus) born on December 25th

  1. Rod Serling (1924)
  2. Isaac Newton (1642)