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Scenes cut from SW7 and unlikely to appear as DVD extras

  1. General Leia talks at length about her plastic surgery mishaps on Coruscant
  2. Lando Calrissian offers Rey a Colt 45
  3. Jar Jar Binks Jr. hits the cantinas, picks up a few hot babes.
  4. Darth Maul and Queen Padmé Amidala are sipping Mai Tais together in a bar, shooting the breeze. They kiss, lightly at first. Then it becomes passionate. They can barely control their desires.
  5. Han Solo gets word that a weird little beat up freighter, with Chinese characters painted on its side, beat his Kessel run by half
  6. The ghost of Obi-Wan Kenobi appears to Lt. Worf.
  7. Chewbacca gets a Brazilian wax.
  8. C-3PO and R2-D2 finally admit their love, and get married.
  9. Luke Skywalker tearfully admits his greatest secret: he can’t read.
  10. Jabba the Hutt’s son Fred comes gunning for Leia (aka “that big haired bitch who killed my Pa”)
  11. BB8 opens, revealing he’s really a Furby-in-a-tin-suit.
  12. Captain Kirk beds Princess Leia. And Padmé. At the same time. Oh wait…
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Scenes cut from SW7 and unlikely to appear as DVD extras

  1. General Leia talks at length about her plastic surgery mishaps on Coruscant

  2. Lando Calrissian offers Rey a Colt 45

  3. Jar Jar Binks Jr. hits the cantinas, picks up a few hot babes.

  4. Darth Maul and Queen Padmé Amidala are sipping Mai Tais together in a bar, shooting the breeze. They kiss, lightly at first. Then it becomes passionate. They can barely control their desires.

  5. Han Solo gets word that a weird little beat up freighter, with Chinese characters painted on its side, beat his Kessel run by half

  6. The ghost of Obi-Wan Kenobi appears to Lt. Worf.

  7. Chewbacca gets a Brazilian wax.

  8. C-3PO and R2-D2 finally admit their love, and get married.

  9. Luke Skywalker tearfully admits his greatest secret: he can’t read.

  10. Jabba the Hutt’s son Fred comes gunning for Leia (aka “that big haired bitch who killed my Pa”)

  11. BB8 opens, revealing he’s really a Furby-in-a-tin-suit.

  12. Captain Kirk beds Princess Leia. And Padmé. At the same time. Oh wait…

  13. Entire Star Wars universe is happening in a snow globe of a space battle held by an autistic baby boomer named George.
    Lesser celebrities lost in 2015:

  14. Meadowlark Lemon

Lesser meaning “well known, but never A-list”.

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Lesser celebrities lost in 2015 (Lesser meaning “well known, but never A-list”):

  1. Meadowlark Lemon
  2. Dave Henderson. Just yesterday, like Meadowlark.
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Lesser celebrities lost in 2015 (Lesser meaning “well known, but never A-list”):

  1. Meadowlark Lemon
  2. Dave Henderson. Just yesterday, like Meadowlark.
  3. Frank Gifford
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esser celebrities lost in 2015 (Lesser meaning “well known, but never A-list”):

  1. Meadowlark Lemon
  2. Dave Henderson. Just yesterday, like Meadowlark.
  3. Frank Gifford
  4. Robert Loggia, veteran character actor
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Lesser celebrities lost in 2015 (Lesser meaning “well known, but never A-list”):

  1. Meadowlark Lemon
  2. Dave Henderson. Just yesterday, like Meadowlark.
  3. Frank Gifford
  4. Robert Loggia
  5. Gary Owens
    The announcer from Laugh-In.
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Lesser celebrities lost in 2015 (Lesser meaning “well known, but never A-list”):

  1. Meadowlark Lemon
  2. Dave Henderson. Just yesterday, like Meadowlark.
  3. Frank Gifford
  4. Gary Owens
  5. Theodore Bikel

Wonderful character actor, who also recorded some folk albums when folk music was hitting stride arouind 1960.

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Lesser celebrities lost in 2015 (Lesser meaning “well known, but never A-list”):

  1. Meadowlark Lemon
  2. Dave Henderson. Just yesterday, like Meadowlark.
  3. Frank Gifford
  4. Gary Owens
  5. Theodore Bikel
  6. Jack Ely (the guy who sang “Loue Louie”)
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Lesser celebrities lost in 2015 (Lesser meaning “well known, but never A-list”):

  1. Meadowlark Lemon
  2. Dave Henderson. Just yesterday, like Meadowlark.
  3. Frank Gifford
  4. Gary Owens
  5. Theodore Bikel
  6. Jack Ely (the guy who sang “Loue Louie”)
  7. Mario Cuomo. On 01 January.
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Lesser celebrities lost in 2015 (Lesser meaning “well known, but never A-list”):

  1. Meadowlark Lemon
  2. Dave Henderson. Just yesterday, like Meadowlark.
  3. Frank Gifford
  4. Gary Owens
  5. Theodore Bikel
  6. Jack Ely (the guy who sang “Loue Louie”)
  7. Mario Cuomo. On 01 January.
  8. Patrick McNee
    Avenger John Steed.
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Lesser celebrities lost in 2015 (Lesser meaning “well known, but never A-list”):

  1. Meadowlark Lemon
  2. Dave Henderson. Just yesterday, like Meadowlark.
  3. Frank Gifford
  4. Gary Owens
  5. Theodore Bikel
  6. Jack Ely (the guy who sang “Louie Louie”)
  7. Mario Cuomo. On 01 January.
  8. Patrick McNee
  9. Leslie “It’s My Party” Gore
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Lesser celebrities lost in 2015 (Lesser meaning “well known, but never A-list”):

  1. Meadowlark Lemon
  2. Dave Henderson. Just yesterday, like Meadowlark.
  3. Frank Gifford
  4. Gary Owens
  5. Theodore Bikel
  6. Jack Ely (the guy who sang “Louie Louie”)
  7. Mario Cuomo. On 01 January.
  8. Patrick McNee
  9. Leslie “It’s My Party” Gore
  10. Lynn “I never Promised You a Rose Garden” Anderson
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Lesser celebrities lost in 2015 (Lesser meaning “well known, but never A-list”):

  1. Meadowlark Lemon
  2. Dave Henderson. Just yesterday, like Meadowlark.
  3. Frank Gifford
  4. Gary Owens
  5. Theodore Bikel
  6. Jack Ely (the guy who sang “Louie Louie”)
  7. Mario Cuomo. On 01 January.
  8. Patrick McNee
  9. Leslie “It’s My Party” Gore
  10. Lynn “I never Promised You a Rose Garden” Anderson
  11. Wes Craven
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Lesser celebrities lost in 2015 (Lesser meaning “well known, but never A-list”):

  1. Meadowlark Lemon
  2. Dave Henderson. Just yesterday, like Meadowlark.
  3. Frank Gifford
  4. Gary Owens
  5. Theodore Bikel
  6. Jack Ely (the guy who sang “Louie Louie”)
  7. Mario Cuomo. On 01 January.
  8. Patrick McNee
  9. Leslie “It’s My Party” Gore
  10. Lynn “I never Promised You a Rose Garden” Anderson
  11. Wes Craven
  12. Donna “Ellie Mae” Douglas
    Simulposted with Intergalactic Gladiator.
    I’ll pass.
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Somehow #9 got skipped, so…

Lesser celebrities lost in 2015 (Lesser meaning “well known, but never A-list”):

  1. Meadowlark Lemon
  2. Dave Henderson. Just yesterday, like Meadowlark.
  3. Frank Gifford
  4. Gary Owens
  5. Theodore Bikel
  6. Jack Ely (the guy who sang “Louie Louie”)
  7. Mario Cuomo. On 01 January.
  8. Patrick McNee
  9. Leslie “It’s My Party” Gore
  10. Lynn “I never Promised You a Rose Garden” Anderson
  11. Wes Craven
  12. Donna “Ellie Mae” Douglas
  13. “Philthy Animal” Taylor, original Motorhead drummer

Next: Celebrities unlikely to appear on a pin-up calendar.

  1. Eddie Trunk
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Celebrities unlikely to appear on a pin-up calendar.

  1. Eddie Trunk
  2. D J Qualls
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Celebrities unlikely to appear on a pin-up calendar.

  1. Eddie Trunk
  2. D J Qualls
  3. Lyle Lovett
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Celebrities unlikely to appear on a pin-up calendar.

  1. Eddie Trunk
  2. D J Qualls
  3. Lyle Lovett
  4. Roseann Barr
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Celebrities unlikely to appear on a pin-up calendar.

  1. Eddie Trunk
  2. D J Qualls
  3. Lyle Lovett
  4. Roseann Barr
  5. Rosie O’Donnell
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Celebrities unlikely to appear on a pin-up calendar.

  1. Eddie Trunk
  2. D J Qualls
  3. Lyle Lovett
  4. Roseann Barr
  5. Rosie O’Donnell
  6. Donald Trump