Bakers Dozen

Fictional admirals (and source)

  1. James T. Kirk (Star Trek)
  2. Admiral Rogers (McHale’s Navy)
  3. Horatio Hornblower (C.S. Forester)
  4. Honor Harrington (Honorverse)
  5. Admiral Ackbar (Star Wars original trilogy)
  6. Al Calavicci (Quantum Leap)
  7. Aral Vorkosigan (Vorkosiganverse novels by Lois McMaster Bujold)
  8. Grand Moff Tarkin (Star Wars: The Clone Wars)

Fictional admirals (and source)

  1. James T. Kirk (Star Trek)
  2. Admiral Rogers (McHale’s Navy)
  3. Horatio Hornblower (C.S. Forester)
  4. Honor Harrington (Honorverse)
  5. Admiral Ackbar (Star Wars original trilogy)
  6. Al Calavicci (Quantum Leap)
  7. Aral Vorkosigan (Vorkosiganverse novels by Lois McMaster Bujold)
  8. Grand Moff Tarkin (Star Wars: The Clone Wars)
  9. Admiral Halsey (P. McCartney song–“Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey”)

Fictional admirals (and source)

  1. James T. Kirk (Star Trek)
  2. Admiral Rogers (McHale’s Navy)
  3. Horatio Hornblower (C.S. Forester)
  4. Honor Harrington (Honorverse)
  5. Admiral Ackbar (Star Wars original trilogy)
  6. Al Calavicci (Quantum Leap)
  7. Aral Vorkosigan (Vorkosiganverse novels by Lois McMaster Bujold)
  8. Grand Moff Tarkin (Star Wars: The Clone Wars)
  9. Admiral Halsey (P. McCartney song–"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey)
  10. Horatio D’Ascoyne (Kind Hearts and Coronets)

McCartney might’ve been making a joking reference to the real Admiral Halsey: William Halsey Jr. - Wikipedia

Fictional admirals (and source)

  1. James T. Kirk (Star Trek)
  2. Admiral Rogers (McHale’s Navy)
  3. Horatio Hornblower (C.S. Forester)
  4. Honor Harrington (Honorverse)
  5. Admiral Ackbar (Star Wars original trilogy)
  6. Al Calavicci (Quantum Leap)
  7. Aral Vorkosigan (Vorkosiganverse novels by Lois McMaster Bujold)
  8. Grand Moff Tarkin (Star Wars: The Clone Wars)
  9. Admiral Halsey (P. McCartney song–"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey)
  10. Horatio D’Ascoyne (Kind Hearts and Coronets)
  11. Admiral Hikaru Sulu (Federation: The First 150 Years)

Fictional admirals (and source)

  1. James T. Kirk (Star Trek)
  2. Admiral Rogers (McHale’s Navy)
  3. Horatio Hornblower (C.S. Forester)
  4. Honor Harrington (Honorverse)
  5. Admiral Ackbar (Star Wars original trilogy)
  6. Al Calavicci (Quantum Leap)
  7. Aral Vorkosigan (Vorkosiganverse novels by Lois McMaster Bujold)
  8. Grand Moff Tarkin (Star Wars: The Clone Wars)
  9. Admiral Halsey (P. McCartney song–"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey)
  10. Horatio D’Ascoyne (Kind Hearts and Coronets)
  11. Admiral Hikaru Sulu (Federation: The First 150 Years)
  12. Victor “Pug” Henry (Herman Wouk, The Winds of War etc.)

Fictional admirals (and source)

  1. James T. Kirk (Star Trek)
  2. Admiral Rogers (McHale’s Navy)
  3. Horatio Hornblower (C.S. Forester)
  4. Honor Harrington (Honorverse)
  5. Admiral Ackbar (Star Wars original trilogy)
  6. Al Calavicci (Quantum Leap)
  7. Aral Vorkosigan (Vorkosiganverse novels by Lois McMaster Bujold)
  8. Grand Moff Tarkin (Star Wars: The Clone Wars)
  9. Admiral Halsey (P. McCartney song–"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey)
  10. Horatio D’Ascoyne (Kind Hearts and Coronets)
  11. Admiral Hikaru Sulu (Federation: The First 150 Years)
  12. Victor “Pug” Henry (Herman Wouk, The Winds of War etc.)
  13. Jack Aubrey, (Patrick O’Brien, Master & Commander/Aubrey-Maturin series)

He was promoted to Rear Admiral by the end of the series.

Pass.

Biggest surprises at last night’s SotU:

  1. Paul Ryan and Kim Davis showing up in the same jumper

Biggest surprises at last night’s SotU:

  1. Paul Ryan and Kim Davis showing up in the same jumper
  2. President Obama putting America’s daffy uncle, Joe Biden, in charge of curing cancer. Tagline: “This time, it’s personal!” Alternate tagline: “You Klingon bastard, you killed my son!”

(By the way, are we going for actual surprises, or comedy here?)

Comedy. Definitely comedy.

Biggest surprises at last night’s SotU:

  1. Paul Ryan and Kim Davis showing up in the same jumper
  2. President Obama putting America’s daffy uncle, Joe Biden, in charge of curing cancer.
  3. John Boehner weeping through his post-SotU commentary.

Biggest surprises at last night’s SotU:

  1. Paul Ryan and Kim Davis showing up in the same jumper
  2. President Obama putting America’s daffy uncle, Joe Biden, in charge of curing cancer.
  3. John Boehner weeping through his post-SotU commentary.
  4. Obama being played on and off by the Roots.

Biggest surprises at last night’s SotU:

  1. Paul Ryan and Kim Davis showing up in the same jumper
  2. President Obama putting America’s daffy uncle, Joe Biden, in charge of curing cancer.
  3. John Boehner weeping through his post-SotU commentary.
  4. Obama being played on and off by the Roots.
  5. Nikki Haley wasn’t terrible. Rebuttal speakers are ALWAYS terrible!

Biggest surprises at last night’s SotU:

  1. Paul Ryan and Kim Davis showing up in the same jumper
  2. President Obama putting America’s daffy uncle, Joe Biden, in charge of curing cancer.
  3. John Boehner weeping through his post-SotU commentary.
  4. Obama being played on and off by the Roots.
  5. Nikki Haley wasn’t terrible. Rebuttal speakers are ALWAYS terrible!
  6. Trump parachuting down through the skylight

Biggest surprises at last night’s SotU:

  1. Paul Ryan and Kim Davis showing up in the same jumper
  2. President Obama putting America’s daffy uncle, Joe Biden, in charge of curing cancer.
  3. John Boehner weeping through his post-SotU commentary.
  4. Obama being played on and off by the Roots.
  5. Nikki Haley wasn’t terrible. Rebuttal speakers are ALWAYS terrible!
  6. Trump parachuting down through the skylight
  7. Bernie was quiet.

Biggest surprises at last night’s SotU:

  1. Paul Ryan and Kim Davis showing up in the same jumper
  2. President Obama putting America’s daffy uncle, Joe Biden, in charge of curing cancer.
  3. John Boehner weeping through his post-SotU commentary.
  4. Obama being played on and off by the Roots.
  5. Nikki Haley wasn’t terrible. Rebuttal speakers are ALWAYS terrible!
  6. Trump parachuting down through the skylight
  7. Bernie was quiet.
  8. Obama’s pizza being delivered mid-speech

Biggest surprises at last night’s SotU:

  1. Paul Ryan and Kim Davis showing up in the same jumper
  2. President Obama putting America’s daffy uncle, Joe Biden, in charge of curing cancer.
  3. John Boehner weeping through his post-SotU commentary.
  4. Obama being played on and off by the Roots.
  5. Nikki Haley wasn’t terrible. Rebuttal speakers are ALWAYS terrible!
  6. Trump parachuting down through the skylight
  7. Bernie was quiet.
  8. Obama’s pizza being delivered mid-speech
  9. The new House pipe organ playing behind Obama while ushers passed out offering plates

Biggest surprises at last night’s SotU:

  1. Paul Ryan and Kim Davis showing up in the same jumper
  2. President Obama putting America’s daffy uncle, Joe Biden, in charge of curing cancer.
  3. John Boehner weeping through his post-SotU commentary.
  4. Obama being played on and off by the Roots.
  5. Nikki Haley wasn’t terrible. Rebuttal speakers are ALWAYS terrible!
  6. Trump parachuting down through the skylight
  7. Bernie was quiet.
  8. Obama’s pizza being delivered mid-speech
  9. The new House pipe organ playing behind Obama while ushers passed out offering plates
  10. Michelle Obama openly flirting with Barack to see if he gets a podium boner on TV

Biggest surprises at last night’s SotU:

  1. Paul Ryan and Kim Davis showing up in the same jumper
  2. President Obama putting America’s daffy uncle, Joe Biden, in charge of curing cancer.
  3. John Boehner weeping through his post-SotU commentary.
  4. Obama being played on and off by the Roots.
  5. Nikki Haley wasn’t terrible. Rebuttal speakers are ALWAYS terrible!
  6. Trump parachuting down through the skylight
  7. Bernie was quiet.
  8. Obama’s pizza being delivered mid-speech
  9. The new House pipe organ playing behind Obama while ushers passed out offering plates
  10. Michelle Obama openly flirting with Barack to see if he gets a podium boner on TV
  11. Bobby Jindal and Nikki Haley danced in the aisle

Biggest surprises at last night’s SotU:

  1. Paul Ryan and Kim Davis showing up in the same jumper
  2. President Obama putting America’s daffy uncle, Joe Biden, in charge of curing cancer.
  3. John Boehner weeping through his post-SotU commentary.
  4. Obama being played on and off by the Roots.
  5. Nikki Haley wasn’t terrible. Rebuttal speakers are ALWAYS terrible!
  6. Trump parachuting down through the skylight
  7. Bernie was quiet.
  8. Obama’s pizza being delivered mid-speech
  9. The new House pipe organ playing behind Obama while ushers passed out offering plates
  10. Michelle Obama openly flirting with Barack to see if he gets a podium boner on TV
  11. Bobby Jindal and Nikki Haley danced in the aisle
  12. Paul Ryan making and taking cell phone calls throughout the speech.

Biggest surprises at last night’s SotU:

  1. Paul Ryan and Kim Davis showing up in the same jumper
  2. President Obama putting America’s daffy uncle, Joe Biden, in charge of curing cancer.
  3. John Boehner weeping through his post-SotU commentary.
  4. Obama being played on and off by the Roots.
  5. Nikki Haley wasn’t terrible. Rebuttal speakers are ALWAYS terrible!
  6. Trump parachuting down through the skylight
  7. Bernie was quiet.
  8. Obama’s pizza being delivered mid-speech
  9. The new House pipe organ playing behind Obama while ushers passed out offering plates
  10. Michelle Obama openly flirting with Barack to see if he gets a podium boner on TV
  11. Bobby Jindal and Nikki Haley danced in the aisle
  12. Paul Ryan making and taking cell phone calls throughout the speech.
  13. The Clintons showing up in black-face.

Trump’s “other” plans

  1. Deport all Canadian musicians - Dion, Beiber, Drake, Nickelback, etc…

Trump’s “other” plans

  1. Deport all Canadian musicians - Dion, Beiber, Drake, Nickelback, etc…
  2. Gild the statue of Lincoln in the Lincoln Memorial