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Trump’s “other” plans

  1. Deport all Canadian musicians - Dion, Beiber, Drake, Nickelback, etc…
  2. Gild the statue of Lincoln in the Lincoln Memorial
  3. Replace Congress with C & D list celebrities who’ll do what they’re told

Trump’s “other” plans

  1. Deport all Canadian musicians - Dion, Beiber, Drake, Nickelback, etc…
  2. Gild the statue of Lincoln in the Lincoln Memorial
  3. Replace Congress with C & D list celebrities who’ll do what they’re told
  4. Add hisself to Mount Rushmore. Very prominently, in front of George, Thomas, Teddy and Abe.

Trump’s “other” plans

  1. Deport all Canadian musicians - Dion, Beiber, Drake, Nickelback, etc…
  2. Gild the statue of Lincoln in the Lincoln Memorial
  3. Replace Congress with C & D list celebrities who’ll do what they’re told
  4. Add hisself to Mount Rushmore. Very prominently, in front of George, Thomas, Teddy and Abe.
  5. Make his daughter the Secretary of the Interior because she’s great at that stuff. She’s the best. She’s just like me, very smart and very sexy.

Trump’s “other” plans

  1. Deport all Canadian musicians - Dion, Beiber, Drake, Nickelback, etc…
  2. Gild the statue of Lincoln in the Lincoln Memorial
  3. Replace Congress with C & D list celebrities who’ll do what they’re told
  4. Add hisself to Mount Rushmore. Very prominently, in front of George, Thomas, Teddy and Abe.
  5. Make his daughter the Secretary of the Interior because she’s great at that stuff. She’s the best. She’s just like me, very smart and very sexy.
  6. Paint nymphs with big tits on the ceiling of the East Room.

Trump’s “other” plans

  1. Deport all Canadian musicians - Dion, Beiber, Drake, Nickelback, etc…
  2. Gild the statue of Lincoln in the Lincoln Memorial
  3. Replace Congress with C & D list celebrities who’ll do what they’re told
  4. Add hisself to Mount Rushmore. Very prominently, in front of George, Thomas, Teddy and Abe.
  5. Make his daughter the Secretary of the Interior because she’s great at that stuff. She’s the best. She’s just like me, very smart and very sexy.
  6. Paint nymphs with big tits on the ceiling of the East Room.
  7. Give the Cabinet a marketing challenge, and then fire them, one per week.

Trump’s “other” plans

  1. Deport all Canadian musicians - Dion, Beiber, Drake, Nickelback, etc…
  2. Gild the statue of Lincoln in the Lincoln Memorial
  3. Replace Congress with C & D list celebrities who’ll do what they’re told
  4. Add hisself to Mount Rushmore. Very prominently, in front of George, Thomas, Teddy and Abe.
  5. Make his daughter the Secretary of the Interior because she’s great at that stuff. She’s the best. She’s just like me, very smart and very sexy.
  6. Paint nymphs with big tits on the ceiling of the East Room.
  7. Give the Cabinet a marketing challenge, and then fire them, one per week.
  8. Replace that wimpy “give us your poor…” message on the Statue of Liberty with a flashing, lighted “TRUMP” sign. And while we are at it copper is for poor people, lets gold plate the statue.

Trump’s “other” plans

  1. Deport all Canadian musicians - Dion, Beiber, Drake, Nickelback, etc…
  2. Gild the statue of Lincoln in the Lincoln Memorial
  3. Replace Congress with C & D list celebrities who’ll do what they’re told
  4. Add hisself to Mount Rushmore. Very prominently, in front of George, Thomas, Teddy and Abe.
  5. Make his daughter the Secretary of the Interior because she’s great at that stuff. She’s the best. She’s just like me, very smart and very sexy.
  6. Paint nymphs with big tits on the ceiling of the East Room.
  7. Give the Cabinet a marketing challenge, and then fire them, one per week.
  8. Replace that wimpy “give us your poor…” message on the Statue of Liberty with a flashing, lighted “TRUMP” sign. And while we are at it copper is for poor people, lets gold plate the statue.
  9. Refusing to admit error and actually building that border fence around Morocco.

Trump’s “other” plans

  1. Deport all Canadian musicians - Dion, Beiber, Drake, Nickelback, etc…
  2. Gild the statue of Lincoln in the Lincoln Memorial
  3. Replace Congress with C & D list celebrities who’ll do what they’re told
  4. Add hisself to Mount Rushmore. Very prominently, in front of George, Thomas, Teddy and Abe.
  5. Make his daughter the Secretary of the Interior because she’s great at that stuff. She’s the best. She’s just like me, very smart and very sexy.
  6. Paint nymphs with big tits on the ceiling of the East Room.
  7. Give the Cabinet a marketing challenge, and then fire them, one per week.
  8. Replace that wimpy “give us your poor…” message on the Statue of Liberty with a flashing, lighted “TRUMP” sign. And while we are at it copper is for poor people, lets gold plate the statue.
  9. Refusing to admit error and actually building that border fence around Morocco.
  10. Border wall around Alaska’s coastline to prevent the pesky Koreans and Russians from getting in.

Trump’s “other” plans

  1. Deport all Canadian musicians - Dion, Beiber, Drake, Nickelback, etc…
  2. Gild the statue of Lincoln in the Lincoln Memorial
  3. Replace Congress with C & D list celebrities who’ll do what they’re told
  4. Add hisself to Mount Rushmore. Very prominently, in front of George, Thomas, Teddy and Abe.
  5. Make his daughter the Secretary of the Interior because she’s great at that stuff. She’s the best. She’s just like me, very smart and very sexy.
  6. Paint nymphs with big tits on the ceiling of the East Room.
  7. Give the Cabinet a marketing challenge, and then fire them, one per week.
  8. Replace that wimpy “give us your poor…” message on the Statue of Liberty with a flashing, lighted “TRUMP” sign. And while we are at it copper is for poor people, lets gold plate the statue.
  9. Refusing to admit error and actually building that border fence around Morocco.
  10. Border wall around Alaska’s coastline to prevent the pesky Koreans and Russians from getting in.
  11. Declare war on Poseidon, collect tons of shells, declare victory.

Trump’s “other” plans

  1. Deport all Canadian musicians - Dion, Beiber, Drake, Nickelback, etc…
  2. Gild the statue of Lincoln in the Lincoln Memorial
  3. Replace Congress with C & D list celebrities who’ll do what they’re told
  4. Add hisself to Mount Rushmore. Very prominently, in front of George, Thomas, Teddy and Abe.
  5. Make his daughter the Secretary of the Interior because she’s great at that stuff. She’s the best. She’s just like me, very smart and very sexy.
  6. Paint nymphs with big tits on the ceiling of the East Room.
  7. Give the Cabinet a marketing challenge, and then fire them, one per week.
  8. Replace that wimpy “give us your poor…” message on the Statue of Liberty with a flashing, lighted “TRUMP” sign. And while we are at it copper is for poor people, lets gold plate the statue.
  9. Refusing to admit error and actually building that border fence around Morocco.
  10. Border wall around Alaska’s coastline to prevent the pesky Koreans and Russians from getting in.
  11. Declare war on Poseidon, collect tons of shells, declare victory.
  12. Fox Broadcasting Company to be rebranded the Trump Broadcasting Company. No other networks will be allowed.

Trump’s “other” plans

  1. Deport all Canadian musicians - Dion, Beiber, Drake, Nickelback, etc…
  2. Gild the statue of Lincoln in the Lincoln Memorial
  3. Replace Congress with C & D list celebrities who’ll do what they’re told
  4. Add hisself to Mount Rushmore. Very prominently, in front of George, Thomas, Teddy and Abe.
  5. Make his daughter the Secretary of the Interior because she’s great at that stuff. She’s the best. She’s just like me, very smart and very sexy.
  6. Paint nymphs with big tits on the ceiling of the East Room.
  7. Give the Cabinet a marketing challenge, and then fire them, one per week.
  8. Replace that wimpy “give us your poor…” message on the Statue of Liberty with a flashing, lighted “TRUMP” sign. And while we are at it copper is for poor people, lets gold plate the statue.
  9. Refusing to admit error and actually building that border fence around Morocco.
  10. Border wall around Alaska’s coastline to prevent the pesky Koreans and Russians from getting in.
  11. Declare war on Poseidon, collect tons of shells, declare victory.
  12. Fox Broadcasting Company to be rebranded the Trump Broadcasting Company. No other networks will be allowed.
  13. Nuke Scotland.

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Alan Rickman roles, movies

  1. Colonel Brandon, “Sense and Sensibility”

Alan Rickman roles, movies

  1. Colonel Brandon, “Sense and Sensibility”
  2. Harry, “Love, Actually”

Alan Rickman roles, movies

  1. Colonel Brandon, “Sense and Sensibility”
  2. Harry, “Love, Actually”
  3. Dr. Alfred Blalock, “Something the Lord Made”

Alan Rickman roles, movies

  1. Colonel Brandon, “Sense and Sensibility”
  2. Harry, “Love, Actually”
  3. Dr. Alfred Blalock, “Something the Lord Made”
  4. Jamie, “Truly Madly Deeply”

Alan Rickman roles, movies

  1. Colonel Brandon, “Sense and Sensibility”
  2. Harry, “Love, Actually”
  3. Dr. Alfred Blalock, “Something the Lord Made”
  4. Jamie, “Truly Madly Deeply”
  5. Alexander Dane, “Galaxy Quest”

Alan Rickman roles, movies

  1. Colonel Brandon, “Sense and Sensibility”
  2. Harry, “Love, Actually”
  3. Dr. Alfred Blalock, “Something the Lord Made”
  4. Jamie, “Truly Madly Deeply”
  5. Alexander Dane, “Galaxy Quest”
  6. Steven Spurrier, “Bottle Shock”

Alan Rickman roles, movies

  1. Colonel Brandon, “Sense and Sensibility”
  2. Harry, “Love, Actually”
  3. Dr. Alfred Blalock, “Something the Lord Made”
  4. Jamie, “Truly Madly Deeply”
  5. Alexander Dane, “Galaxy Quest”
  6. Steven Spurrier, “Bottle Shock”
  7. Severus Snape, the Harry Potter series

Alan Rickman roles, movies

  1. Colonel Brandon, “Sense and Sensibility”
  2. Harry, “Love, Actually”
  3. Dr. Alfred Blalock, “Something the Lord Made”
  4. Jamie, “Truly Madly Deeply”
  5. Alexander Dane, “Galaxy Quest”
  6. Steven Spurrier, “Bottle Shock”
  7. Severus Snape, the Harry Potter series
  8. Hans Gruber, “Die Hard”

Alan Rickman roles, movies

  1. Colonel Brandon, “Sense and Sensibility”
  2. Harry, “Love, Actually”
  3. Dr. Alfred Blalock, “Something the Lord Made”
  4. Jamie, “Truly Madly Deeply”
  5. Alexander Dane, “Galaxy Quest”
  6. Steven Spurrier, “Bottle Shock”
  7. Severus Snape, the Harry Potter series
  8. Hans Gruber, “Die Hard”
  9. Sheriff of Nottingham, “Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves”

Alan Rickman roles, movies

  1. Colonel Brandon, “Sense and Sensibility”
  2. Harry, “Love, Actually”
  3. Dr. Alfred Blalock, “Something the Lord Made”
  4. Jamie, “Truly Madly Deeply”
  5. Alexander Dane, “Galaxy Quest”
  6. Steven Spurrier, “Bottle Shock”
  7. Severus Snape, the Harry Potter series
  8. Hans Gruber, “Die Hard”
  9. Sheriff of Nottingham, “Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves”
  10. Metatron, “Dogma”