Bakers Dozen

Relatives of Star Wars characters who you’ll never see in the movies:

  1. BB8’s pervy cousin, DV8
  2. Chewbacca’s smokin’ ancestor, Tobacca
  3. Yoda’s risk-taking brother, Yolo

Relatives of Star Wars characters who you’ll never see in the movies:

  1. BB8’s pervy cousin, DV8
  2. Chewbacca’s smokin’ ancestor, Tobacca
  3. Yoda’s risk-taking brother, Yolo
  4. Boba Fett’s smooth-talking brother, Cordoba Fett (his armor is made of rich Corinthian leather)

Relatives of Star Wars characters who you’ll never see in the movies:

  1. BB8’s pervy cousin, DV8
  2. Chewbacca’s smokin’ ancestor, Tobacca
  3. Yoda’s risk-taking brother, Yolo
  4. Boba Fett’s smooth-talking brother, Cordoba Fett (his armor is made of rich Corinthian leather)
  5. There’s no porpoise to having Finn’s cousin, Gill.

Relatives of Star Wars characters who you’ll never see in the movies:

  1. BB8’s pervy cousin, DV8
  2. Chewbacca’s smokin’ ancestor, Tobacca
  3. Yoda’s risk-taking brother, Yolo
  4. Boba Fett’s smooth-talking brother, Cordoba Fett (his armor is made of rich Corinthian leather)
  5. There’s no porpoise to having Finn’s cousin, Gill.
  6. C3P0’s fetishist brother ICPP

Relatives of Star Wars characters who you’ll never see in the movies:

  1. BB8’s pervy cousin, DV8
  2. Chewbacca’s smokin’ ancestor, Tobacca
  3. Yoda’s risk-taking brother, Yolo
  4. Boba Fett’s smooth-talking brother, Cordoba Fett (his armor is made of rich Corinthian leather)
  5. There’s no porpoise to having Finn’s cousin, Gill.
  6. C3P0’s fetishist brother ICPP
  7. Boba Fett’s country cousin Bubba Fett.

Relatives of Star Wars characters who you’ll never see in the movies:

  1. BB8’s pervy cousin, DV8
  2. Chewbacca’s smokin’ ancestor, Tobacca
  3. Yoda’s risk-taking brother, Yolo
  4. Boba Fett’s smooth-talking brother, Cordoba Fett (his armor is made of rich Corinthian leather)
  5. There’s no porpoise to having Finn’s cousin, Gill.
  6. C3P0’s fetishist brother ICPP
  7. Boba Fett’s country cousin Bubba Fett.
  8. Kylo Ren’s half brother, with learning difficulties, Kylo Stimpy

Relatives of Star Wars characters who you’ll never see in the movies:

  1. BB8’s pervy cousin, DV8
  2. Chewbacca’s smokin’ ancestor, Tobacca
  3. Yoda’s risk-taking brother, Yolo
  4. Boba Fett’s smooth-talking brother, Cordoba Fett (his armor is made of rich Corinthian leather)
  5. There’s no porpoise to having Finn’s cousin, Gill.
  6. C3P0’s fetishist brother ICPP
  7. Boba Fett’s country cousin Bubba Fett.
  8. Kylo Ren’s half brother, with learning difficulties, Kylo Stimpy
  9. Poe Dameron’s goth uncle, Edgar Allan Poe Dameron

Relatives of Star Wars characters who you’ll never see in the movies:

  1. BB8’s pervy cousin, DV8
  2. Chewbacca’s smokin’ ancestor, Tobacca
  3. Yoda’s risk-taking brother, Yolo
  4. Boba Fett’s smooth-talking brother, Cordoba Fett (his armor is made of rich Corinthian leather)
  5. There’s no porpoise to having Finn’s cousin, Gill.
  6. C3P0’s fetishist brother ICPP
  7. Boba Fett’s country cousin Bubba Fett.
  8. Kylo Ren’s half brother, with learning difficulties, Kylo Stimpy
  9. Poe Dameron’s goth uncle, Edgar Allan Poe Dameron
  10. Mace Windu’s equally BAMF cousin, Broadsword Windu

Relatives of Star Wars characters who you’ll never see in the movies:

  1. BB8’s pervy cousin, DV8
  2. Chewbacca’s smokin’ ancestor, Tobacca
  3. Yoda’s risk-taking brother, Yolo
  4. Boba Fett’s smooth-talking brother, Cordoba Fett (his armor is made of rich Corinthian leather)
  5. There’s no porpoise to having Finn’s cousin, Gill.
  6. C3P0’s fetishist brother ICPP
  7. Boba Fett’s country cousin Bubba Fett.
  8. Kylo Ren’s half brother, with learning difficulties, Kylo Stimpy
  9. Poe Dameron’s goth uncle, Edgar Allan Poe Dameron
  10. Mace Windu’s equally BAMF cousin, Broadsword Windu
  11. Chewie’s Family - his wife Malla, his son Lumpy and his father Itchy… they don’t exist :wink:

Relatives of Star Wars characters who you’ll never see in the movies:

  1. BB8’s pervy cousin, DV8
  2. Chewbacca’s smokin’ ancestor, Tobacca
  3. Yoda’s risk-taking brother, Yolo
  4. Boba Fett’s smooth-talking brother, Cordoba Fett (his armor is made of rich Corinthian leather)
  5. There’s no porpoise to having Finn’s cousin, Gill.
  6. C3P0’s fetishist brother ICPP
  7. Boba Fett’s country cousin Bubba Fett.
  8. Kylo Ren’s half brother, with learning difficulties, Kylo Stimpy
  9. Poe Dameron’s goth uncle, Edgar Allan Poe Dameron
  10. Mace Windu’s equally BAMF cousin, Broadsword Windu
  11. Chewie’s Family - his wife Malla, his son Lumpy and his father Itchy… they don’t exist
  12. Luke Skywalker’s country cousin Bo Skywalker (they used to cruise Beggar’s Canyon in the General Leia, one step ahead of Boss Hutt)

Relatives of Star Wars characters who you’ll never see in the movies:

  1. BB8’s pervy cousin, DV8
  2. Chewbacca’s smokin’ ancestor, Tobacca
  3. Yoda’s risk-taking brother, Yolo
  4. Boba Fett’s smooth-talking brother, Cordoba Fett (his armor is made of rich Corinthian leather)
  5. There’s no porpoise to having Finn’s cousin, Gill.
  6. C3P0’s fetishist brother ICPP
  7. Boba Fett’s country cousin Bubba Fett.
  8. Kylo Ren’s half brother, with learning difficulties, Kylo Stimpy
  9. Poe Dameron’s goth uncle, Edgar Allan Poe Dameron
  10. Mace Windu’s equally BAMF cousin, Broadsword Windu
  11. Chewie’s Family - his wife Malla, his son Lumpy and his father Itchy… they don’t exist
  12. Luke Skywalker’s country cousin Bo Skywalker (they used to cruise Beggar’s Canyon in the General Leia, one step ahead of Boss Hutt)
  13. And, of course, Jabba the Hut’s Italian cousin, Pizza the Hut.

New topic:

The enemy of my enemy is my friend:

  1. Enemy: cats. Other enemy: hungry hawks. My friend? The hawks

The enemy of my enemy is my friend:

  1. Enemy: cats. Other enemy: hungry hawks. My friend? The hawks
  2. My enemy: Stairs; Stairs’ enemy: Wheels; My friend? Wheels

The enemy of my enemy is my friend:

  1. Enemy: cats. Other enemy: hungry hawks. My friend? The hawks
  2. My enemy: Stairs; Stairs’ enemy: Wheels; My friend? Wheels
  3. My enemy: Snakes. Snakes enemy/my friend: Bunnies.

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The enemy of my enemy is my friend:

  1. Enemy: cats. Other enemy: hungry hawks. My friend? The hawks
  2. My enemy: Stairs; Stairs’ enemy: Wheels; My friend? Wheels
  3. My enemy: Snakes. Snakes enemy/my friend: Bunnies.
  4. My enemy: NY Yankees. their enemy: Boston Red Sox. My Friend: Red Sox

The enemy of my enemy is my friend:

  1. Enemy: cats. Other enemy: hungry hawks. My friend? The hawks
  2. My enemy: Stairs; Stairs’ enemy: Wheels; My friend? Wheels
  3. My enemy: Snakes. Snakes enemy/my friend: Bunnies.
  4. My enemy: NY Yankees. their enemy: Boston Red Sox. My Friend: Red Sox
  5. My enemy: Donald Trump. His enemy/my friend: Megyn Kelly

God that hurt.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend:

  1. Enemy: cats. Other enemy: hungry hawks. My friend? The hawks
  2. My enemy: Stairs; Stairs’ enemy: Wheels; My friend? Wheels
  3. My enemy: Snakes. Snakes enemy/my friend: Bunnies.
  4. My enemy: NY Yankees. their enemy: Boston Red Sox. My Friend: Red Sox
  5. My enemy: Donald Trump. His enemy/my friend: Megyn Kelly
  6. My enemy: Willful Stupidity. Other Enemy: TV hosts. My friend? Neil Degrasse Tyson

The enemy of my enemy is my friend:

  1. Enemy: cats. Other enemy: hungry hawks. My friend? The hawks
  2. My enemy: Stairs; Stairs’ enemy: Wheels; My friend? Wheels
  3. My enemy: Snakes. Snakes enemy/my friend: Bunnies.
  4. My enemy: NY Yankees. their enemy: Boston Red Sox. My Friend: Red Sox
  5. My enemy: Donald Trump. His enemy/my friend: Megyn Kelly
  6. My enemy: Willful Stupidity. Other Enemy: TV hosts. My friend? Neil Degrasse Tyson
  7. My enemy: People who whine about microaggressions. Their enemy: Bill Maher My friend: Bill Maher.

So, while we’re waiting, what’d everybody have for lunch today?

The enemy of my enemy is my friend:

  1. Enemy: cats. Other enemy: hungry hawks. My friend? The hawks
  2. My enemy: Stairs; Stairs’ enemy: Wheels; My friend? Wheels
  3. My enemy: Snakes. Snakes enemy/my friend: Bunnies.
  4. My enemy: NY Yankees. their enemy: Boston Red Sox. My Friend: Red Sox
  5. My enemy: Donald Trump. His enemy/my friend: Megyn Kelly
  6. My enemy: Willful Stupidity. Other Enemy: TV hosts. My friend? Neil Degrasse Tyson
  7. My enemy: People who whine about microaggressions. Their enemy: Bill Maher My friend: Bill Maher.
  8. My enemy: Homophobs. Their enemy/my friend: People who mind their own fucking business.