Bakers Dozen

The enemy of my enemy is my friend:

  1. Enemy: cats. Other enemy: hungry hawks. My friend? The hawks
  2. My enemy: Stairs; Stairs’ enemy: Wheels; My friend? Wheels
  3. My enemy: Snakes. Snakes enemy/my friend: Bunnies.
  4. My enemy: NY Yankees. their enemy: Boston Red Sox. My Friend: Red Sox
  5. My enemy: Donald Trump. His enemy/my friend: Megyn Kelly
  6. My enemy: Willful Stupidity. Other Enemy: TV hosts. My friend? Neil Degrasse Tyson
  7. My enemy: People who whine about microaggressions. Their enemy: Bill Maher My friend: Bill Maher.
  8. My enemy: Homophobs. Their enemy/my friend: People who mind their own fucking business.
  9. My enemy: Bugs. Their enemy/my friend: Spiders.

Tell us the color of your pants first.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend:

  1. Enemy: cats. Other enemy: hungry hawks. My friend? The hawks
  2. My enemy: Stairs; Stairs’ enemy: Wheels; My friend? Wheels
  3. My enemy: Snakes. Snakes enemy/my friend: Bunnies.
  4. My enemy: NY Yankees. their enemy: Boston Red Sox. My Friend: Red Sox
  5. My enemy: Donald Trump. His enemy/my friend: Megyn Kelly
  6. My enemy: Willful Stupidity. Other Enemy: TV hosts. My friend? Neil Degrasse Tyson
  7. My enemy: People who whine about microaggressions. Their enemy: Bill Maher My friend: Bill Maher.
  8. My enemy: Homophobs. Their enemy/my friend: People who mind their own fucking business.
  9. My enemy: Bugs. Their enemy/my friend: Spiders.
  10. My enemy: black ice. its enemy/my friend: thaw

The enemy of my enemy is my friend:

  1. Enemy: cats. Other enemy: hungry hawks. My friend? The hawks
  2. My enemy: Stairs; Stairs’ enemy: Wheels; My friend? Wheels
  3. My enemy: Snakes. Snakes enemy/my friend: Bunnies.
  4. My enemy: NY Yankees. their enemy: Boston Red Sox. My Friend: Red Sox
  5. My enemy: Donald Trump. His enemy/my friend: Megyn Kelly
  6. My enemy: Willful Stupidity. Other Enemy: TV hosts. My friend? Neil Degrasse Tyson
  7. My enemy: People who whine about microaggressions. Their enemy: Bill Maher My friend: Bill Maher.
  8. My enemy: Homophobs. Their enemy/my friend: People who mind their own fucking business.
  9. My enemy: Bugs. Their enemy/my friend: Spiders.
  10. My enemy: black ice. its enemy/my friend: thaw
  11. My enemy: not having a beer. It’s enemy/my friend: a beer

The enemy of my enemy is my friend:

  1. Enemy: cats. Other enemy: hungry hawks. My friend? The hawks
  2. My enemy: Stairs; Stairs’ enemy: Wheels; My friend? Wheels
  3. My enemy: Snakes. Snakes enemy/my friend: Bunnies.
  4. My enemy: NY Yankees. their enemy: Boston Red Sox. My Friend: Red Sox
  5. My enemy: Donald Trump. His enemy/my friend: Megyn Kelly
  6. My enemy: Willful Stupidity. Other Enemy: TV hosts. My friend? Neil Degrasse Tyson
  7. My enemy: People who whine about microaggressions. Their enemy: Bill Maher My friend: Bill Maher.
  8. My enemy: Homophobs. Their enemy/my friend: People who mind their own fucking business.
  9. My enemy: Bugs. Their enemy/my friend: Spiders.
  10. My enemy: black ice. its enemy/my friend: thaw
  11. My enemy: not having a beer. It’s enemy/my friend: a beer
  12. My enemy: Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore. His enemy/my friends: Gay marriying drag queens.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend:

  1. Enemy: cats. Other enemy: hungry hawks. My friend? The hawks
  2. My enemy: Stairs; Stairs’ enemy: Wheels; My friend? Wheels
  3. My enemy: Snakes. Snakes enemy/my friend: Bunnies.
  4. My enemy: NY Yankees. their enemy: Boston Red Sox. My Friend: Red Sox
  5. My enemy: Donald Trump. His enemy/my friend: Megyn Kelly
  6. My enemy: Willful Stupidity. Other Enemy: TV hosts. My friend? Neil Degrasse Tyson
  7. My enemy: People who whine about microaggressions. Their enemy: Bill Maher My friend: Bill Maher.
  8. My enemy: Homophobs. Their enemy/my friend: People who mind their own fucking business.
  9. My enemy: Bugs. Their enemy/my friend: Spiders.
  10. My enemy: black ice. its enemy/my friend: thaw
  11. My enemy: not having a beer. It’s enemy/my friend: a beer
  12. My enemy: Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore. His enemy/my friends: Gay marriying drag queens.
  13. My enemy: Retinitis pigmentosa. Its enemy/my friend: A white cane.

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Celebrities who seem to be genuinely happy, contented people in their personal lives.

  1. Dolly Parton

Celebrities who seem to be genuinely happy, contented people in their personal lives.

  1. Dolly Parton
  2. John Goodman

He had a drinking problem but he’s quit.

Celebrities who seem to be genuinely happy, contented people in their personal lives.

  1. Dolly Parton
  2. John Goodman
  3. Ringo Starr

Celebrities who seem to be genuinely happy, contented people in their personal lives.

  1. Dolly Parton
  2. John Goodman
  3. Ringo Starr
  4. David Tennant

Celebrities who seem to be genuinely happy, contented people in their personal lives.

  1. Dolly Parton
  2. John Goodman
  3. Ringo Starr
  4. David Tennant
  5. Rick Moranis

Celebrities who seem to be genuinely happy, contented people in their personal lives.

  1. Dolly Parton
  2. John Goodman
  3. Ringo Starr
  4. David Tennant
  5. Rick Moranis
  6. Jim Parsons

Celebrities who seem to be genuinely happy, contented people in their personal lives.

  1. Dolly Parton

  2. John Goodman

  3. Ringo Starr

  4. David Tennant

  5. Rick Moranis

  6. Jim Parsons

  7. Bill Murray

Celebrities who seem to be genuinely happy, contented people in their personal lives.

  1. Dolly Parton
  2. John Goodman
  3. Ringo Starr
  4. David Tennant
  5. Rick Moranis
  6. Jim Parsons
  7. Bill Murray
  8. Alice Cooper

Celebrities who seem to be genuinely happy, contented people in their personal lives.

  1. Dolly Parton
  2. John Goodman
  3. Ringo Starr
  4. David Tennant
  5. Rick Moranis
  6. Jim Parsons
  7. Bill Murray
  8. Alice Cooper
  9. Jack Benny

Celebrities who seem to be genuinely happy, contented people in their personal lives.

  1. Dolly Parton
  2. John Goodman
  3. Ringo Starr
  4. David Tennant
  5. Rick Moranis
  6. Jim Parsons
  7. Bill Murray
  8. Alice Cooper
  9. Jack Benny
  10. Dave Grohl

Celebrities who seem to be genuinely happy, contented people in their personal lives.

  1. Dolly Parton
  2. John Goodman
  3. Ringo Starr
  4. David Tennant
  5. Rick Moranis
  6. Jim Parsons
  7. Bill Murray
  8. Alice Cooper
  9. Jack Benny
  10. Dave Grohl
  11. Kevin Bacon
  1. Mr. Rogers(RIP)

Celebrities who seem to be genuinely happy, contented people in their personal lives.

  1. Dolly Parton
  2. John Goodman
  3. Ringo Starr
  4. David Tennant
  5. Rick Moranis
  6. Jim Parsons
  7. Bill Murray
  8. Alice Cooper
  9. Jack Benny
  10. Dave Grohl
  11. Kevin Bacon
  12. Mr. Rogers
  13. Chris Hardwick

Brilliant performances not nominated for an Oscar:

  1. Toby Jones as Truman Capote in INFAMOUS

Brilliant being in your opinion, obviously.

Jones was far better than Philip Seymour Hoffman who won the Oscar the previous year playing the same character.

Brilliant performances not nominated for an Oscar:

  1. Toby Jones as Truman Capote in INFAMOUS
  2. Val Kilmer in “Tombstone”

Brilliant performances not nominated for an Oscar:

  1. Toby Jones as Truman Capote in INFAMOUS
  2. Val Kilmer in “Tombstone”
  3. Rachel Levin, “Gaby, A True Story”

Two years later, Daniel Day Lewis (“My Left Foot”) did win the oscar for an inferior performance of nearly the same character in nearly the same story. Norma Aleandro was nominated for supporting actress in Gaby.

Brilliant performances not nominated for an Oscar:

  1. Toby Jones as Truman Capote in INFAMOUS
  2. Val Kilmer in “Tombstone”
  3. Rachel Levin, “Gaby, A True Story”
  4. Fred Astaire, “The Bandwagon”