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Things to do when looking for a job…

  1. Network, network, network
  2. Collect Unemployment benefits.
  3. Ask a keen-eyed friend to edit your cover letters and resume
  4. Make sure your best office attire is clean and pressed so you’re ready for that interview
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Things to do when looking for a job…

  1. Network, network, network
  2. Collect Unemployment benefits.
  3. Ask a keen-eyed friend to edit your cover letters and resume
  4. Make sure your best office attire is clean and pressed so you’re ready for that interview
  5. Tailor every cover letter to the individual job
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Things to do when looking for a job…

  1. Network, network, network
  2. Collect Unemployment benefits.
  3. Ask a keen-eyed friend to edit your cover letters and resume
  4. Make sure your best office attire is clean and pressed so you’re ready for that interview
  5. Tailor every cover letter to the individual job
  6. More network, network, network
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Things to do when looking for a job…

  1. Network, network, network
  2. Collect Unemployment benefits.
  3. Ask a keen-eyed friend to edit your cover letters and resume
  4. Make sure your best office attire is clean and pressed so you’re ready for that interview
  5. Tailor every cover letter to the individual job
  6. More network, network, network
  7. Keep records of every job you’re applying for, when you sent a resume, when you followed up, etc
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Things to do when looking for a job…

  1. Network, network, network
  2. Collect Unemployment benefits.
  3. Ask a keen-eyed friend to edit your cover letters and resume
  4. Make sure your best office attire is clean and pressed so you’re ready for that interview
  5. Tailor every cover letter to the individual job
  6. More network, network, network
  7. Keep records of every job you’re applying for, when you sent a resume, when you followed up, etc
  8. Be prepared to grovel.

“It is less humiliating to beg for a meal, than for a a job.”
– B. Traven

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Things to do when looking for a job…

  1. Network, network, network
  2. Collect Unemployment benefits.
  3. Ask a keen-eyed friend to edit your cover letters and resume
  4. Make sure your best office attire is clean and pressed so you’re ready for that interview
  5. Tailor every cover letter to the individual job
  6. More network, network, network
  7. Keep records of every job you’re applying for, when you sent a resume, when you followed up, etc
  8. Be prepared to grovel.
  9. Do not ask Rutger Hauer for a reference; he’s notoriously fickle. Or, read What Colour is My Parachute.
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Things to do when looking for a job…

  1. Network, network, network
  2. Collect Unemployment benefits.
  3. Ask a keen-eyed friend to edit your cover letters and resume
  4. Make sure your best office attire is clean and pressed so you’re ready for that interview
  5. Tailor every cover letter to the individual job
  6. More network, network, network
  7. Keep records of every job you’re applying for, when you sent a resume, when you followed up, etc
  8. Be prepared to grovel.
  9. Do not ask Rutger Hauer for a reference; he’s notoriously fickle. Or, read What Colour is My Parachute.
  10. Have naked pictures of the HR director’s spouse or daughter.
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Things to do when looking for a job…

  1. Network, network, network
  2. Collect Unemployment benefits.
  3. Ask a keen-eyed friend to edit your cover letters and resume
  4. Make sure your best office attire is clean and pressed so you’re ready for that interview
  5. Tailor every cover letter to the individual job
  6. More network, network, network
  7. Keep records of every job you’re applying for, when you sent a resume, when you followed up, etc
  8. Be prepared to grovel.
  9. Do not ask Rutger Hauer for a reference; he’s notoriously fickle. Or, read What Colour is My Parachute.
  10. Have naked pictures of the HR director’s spouse or daughter.
  11. Develop a thick skin and be ready for multiple rejections
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  1. Tell Daddy you need a nice one, not like the last one he gave you
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Things to do when looking for a job…

  1. Network, network, network
  2. Collect Unemployment benefits.
  3. Ask a keen-eyed friend to edit your cover letters and resume
  4. Make sure your best office attire is clean and pressed so you’re ready for that interview
  5. Tailor every cover letter to the individual job
  6. More network, network, network
  7. Keep records of every job you’re applying for, when you sent a resume, when you followed up, etc
  8. Be prepared to grovel.
  9. Do not ask Rutger Hauer for a reference; he’s notoriously fickle. Or, read What Colour is My Parachute.
  10. Have naked pictures of the HR director’s spouse or daughter.
  11. Develop a thick skin and be ready for multiple rejections
  12. Tell Daddy you need a nice one, not like the last one he gave you
  13. Ask yourself, “What would Michael Scott do?”, and then do the opposite.

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Biggest surprises out of the New Hampshire primary

  1. Donald Trump endorses Hillary
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Biggest surprises out of the New Hampshire primary

  1. Donald Trump endorses Hillary
  2. “In some of the most eloquent language in the history of the Republic, Ben Carson spoke out…”
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Biggest surprises out of the New Hampshire primary

  1. Donald Trump endorses Hillary
  2. “In some of the most eloquent language in the history of the Republic, Ben Carson spoke out…”
  3. Supreme Court cancels primary and awards delegates to Jeb Bush.
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Biggest surprises out of the New Hampshire primary

  1. Donald Trump endorses Hillary
  2. “In some of the most eloquent language in the history of the Republic, Ben Carson spoke out…”
  3. Supreme Court cancels primary and awards delegates to Jeb Bush.
  4. The role of Marco Rubio is now played by Mario Lopez
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Biggest surprises out of the New Hampshire primary

  1. Donald Trump endorses Hillary
  2. “In some of the most eloquent language in the history of the Republic, Ben Carson spoke out…”
  3. Supreme Court cancels primary and awards delegates to Jeb Bush.
  4. The role of Marco Rubio is now played by Mario Lopez
  5. Jim Gillmore wins, after thousands of Republicans enter his name as a joke.
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Biggest surprises out of the New Hampshire primary

  1. Donald Trump endorses Hillary
  2. “In some of the most eloquent language in the history of the Republic, Ben Carson spoke out…”
  3. Supreme Court cancels primary and awards delegates to Jeb Bush.
  4. The role of Marco Rubio is now played by Mario Lopez
  5. Jim Gillmore wins, after thousands of Republicans enter his name as a joke.
  6. Bill Clinton endorses Bernie Sanders.
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Biggest surprises out of the New Hampshire primary

  1. Donald Trump endorses Hillary
  2. “In some of the most eloquent language in the history of the Republic, Ben Carson spoke out…”
  3. Supreme Court cancels primary and awards delegates to Jeb Bush.
  4. The role of Marco Rubio is now played by Mario Lopez
  5. Jim Gillmore wins, after thousands of Republicans enter his name as a joke.
  6. Bill Clinton endorses Bernie Sanders.
  7. All of the candidates were rounded up and shipped off to Monster Island.
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Biggest surprises out of the New Hampshire primary

  1. Donald Trump endorses Hillary
  2. “In some of the most eloquent language in the history of the Republic, Ben Carson spoke out…”
  3. Supreme Court cancels primary and awards delegates to Jeb Bush.
  4. The role of Marco Rubio is now played by Mario Lopez
  5. Jim Gillmore wins, after thousands of Republicans enter his name as a joke.
  6. Bill Clinton endorses Bernie Sanders.
  7. All of the candidates were rounded up and shipped off to Monster Island.
  8. The Republic Party splinters and formally disbands.
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Biggest surprises out of the New Hampshire primary

  1. Donald Trump endorses Hillary
  2. “In some of the most eloquent language in the history of the Republic, Ben Carson spoke out…”
  3. Supreme Court cancels primary and awards delegates to Jeb Bush.
  4. The role of Marco Rubio is now played by Mario Lopez
  5. Jim Gillmore wins, after thousands of Republicans enter his name as a joke.
  6. Bill Clinton endorses Bernie Sanders.
  7. All of the candidates were rounded up and shipped off to Monster Island.
  8. The Republic Party splinters and formally disbands.
  9. Barbara Bush kicks Trump in the nuts.
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Biggest surprises out of the New Hampshire primary

  1. Donald Trump endorses Hillary
  2. “In some of the most eloquent language in the history of the Republic, Ben Carson spoke out…”
  3. Supreme Court cancels primary and awards delegates to Jeb Bush.
  4. The role of Marco Rubio is now played by Mario Lopez
  5. Jim Gillmore wins, after thousands of Republicans enter his name as a joke.
  6. Bill Clinton endorses Bernie Sanders.
  7. All of the candidates were rounded up and shipped off to Monster Island.
  8. The Republic Party splinters and formally disbands.
  9. Barbara Bush kicks Trump in the nuts.
  10. Trump then switches wigs with Barbara Bush.
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Biggest surprises out of the New Hampshire primary

  1. Donald Trump endorses Hillary
  2. “In some of the most eloquent language in the history of the Republic, Ben Carson spoke out…”
  3. Supreme Court cancels primary and awards delegates to Jeb Bush.
  4. The role of Marco Rubio is now played by Mario Lopez
  5. Jim Gillmore wins, after thousands of Republicans enter his name as a joke.
  6. Bill Clinton endorses Bernie Sanders.
  7. All of the candidates were rounded up and shipped off to Monster Island.
  8. The Republic Party splinters and formally disbands.
  9. Barbara Bush kicks Trump in the nuts.
  10. Trump then switches wigs with Barbara Bush.
  11. Papoon wins! (He’s not insane!)