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Biggest surprises out of the New Hampshire primary

  1. Donald Trump endorses Hillary
  2. “In some of the most eloquent language in the history of the Republic, Ben Carson spoke out…”
  3. Supreme Court cancels primary and awards delegates to Jeb Bush.
  4. The role of Marco Rubio is now played by Mario Lopez
  5. Jim Gillmore wins, after thousands of Republicans enter his name as a joke.
  6. Bill Clinton endorses Bernie Sanders.
  7. All of the candidates were rounded up and shipped off to Monster Island.
  8. The Republic Party splinters and formally disbands.
  9. Barbara Bush kicks Trump in the nuts.
  10. Trump then switches wigs with Barbara Bush.
  11. Papoon wins! (He’s not insane!)
  12. The Great Christie Coup of 2016 results in Passaic being new US Capitol.
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Biggest surprises out of the New Hampshire primary

  1. Donald Trump endorses Hillary
  2. “In some of the most eloquent language in the history of the Republic, Ben Carson spoke out…”
  3. Supreme Court cancels primary and awards delegates to Jeb Bush.
  4. The role of Marco Rubio is now played by Mario Lopez
  5. Jim Gillmore wins, after thousands of Republicans enter his name as a joke.
  6. Bill Clinton endorses Bernie Sanders.
  7. All of the candidates were rounded up and shipped off to Monster Island.
  8. The Republic Party splinters and formally disbands.
  9. Barbara Bush kicks Trump in the nuts.
  10. Trump then switches wigs with Barbara Bush.
  11. Papoon wins! (He’s not insane!)
  12. The Great Christie Coup of 2016 results in Passaic being new US Capitol.
  13. Bernie Sanders urges supporters to do a shot every time he says “middle class”

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Something you want to do well, but can’t seem to

  1. Play chess
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Something you want to do well, but can’t seem to

  1. Play chess
  2. Play [musical] keyboards
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Something you want to do well, but can’t seem to

  1. Play chess
  2. Play [musical] keyboards
  3. Play the guitar
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Something you want to do well, but can’t seem to

  1. Play chess
  2. Play [musical] keyboards
  3. Play the guitar
  4. Pick up women
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Something you want to do well, but can’t seem to

  1. Play chess
  2. Play [musical] keyboards
  3. Play the guitar
  4. Pick up women
  5. Sleep
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Something you want to do well, but can’t seem to

  1. Play chess
  2. Play [musical] keyboards
  3. Play the guitar
  4. Pick up women
  5. Sleep
  6. Decorate
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Something you want to do well, but can’t seem to

  1. Play chess
  2. Play [musical] keyboards
  3. Play the guitar
  4. Pick up women
  5. Sleep
  6. Decorate
  7. Speak French
41433

Something you want to do well, but can’t seem to

  1. Play chess
  2. Play [musical] keyboards
  3. Play the guitar
  4. Pick up women
  5. Sleep
  6. Decorate
  7. Speak French
  8. Dance
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Something you want to do well, but can’t seem to

  1. Play chess
  2. Play [musical] keyboards
  3. Play the guitar
  4. Pick up women
  5. Sleep
  6. Decorate
  7. Speak French
  8. Dance
  9. Ice-skate
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Something you want to do well, but can’t seem to

  1. Play chess
  2. Play [musical] keyboards
  3. Play the guitar
  4. Pick up women
  5. Sleep
  6. Decorate
  7. Speak French
  8. Dance
  9. Ice-skate
  10. Draw
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Something you want to do well, but can’t seem to

  1. Play chess
  2. Play [musical] keyboards
  3. Play the guitar
  4. Pick up women
  5. Sleep
  6. Decorate
  7. Speak French
  8. Dance
  9. Ice-skate
  10. Draw
  11. predict the outcome of American elections
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Something you want to do well, but can’t seem to

  1. Play chess
  2. Play [musical] keyboards
  3. Play the guitar
  4. Pick up women
  5. Sleep
  6. Decorate
  7. Speak French
  8. Dance
  9. Ice-skate
  10. Draw
  11. Study for certifications
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Something you want to do well, but can’t seem to

  1. Play chess
  2. Play [musical] keyboards
  3. Play the guitar
  4. Pick up women
  5. Sleep
  6. Decorate
  7. Speak French
  8. Dance
  9. Ice-skate
  10. Draw
  11. predict the outcome of American elections
  12. Study for certifications
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Something you want to do well, but can’t seem to

  1. Play chess
  2. Play [musical] keyboards
  3. Play the guitar
  4. Pick up women
  5. Sleep
  6. Decorate
  7. Speak French
  8. Dance
  9. Ice-skate
  10. Draw
  11. predict the outcome of American elections
  12. Study for certifications
  13. Juggle

New: Fiction in which Valentine’s Day occurs

  1. Sensible Kate, by Doris Gates
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New: Fiction in which Valentine’s Day occurs

  1. Sensible Kate, by Doris Gates
  2. “Young Abe Lincoln”

He was two day old on Valentines Day.

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Fiction in which Valentine’s Day occurs

  1. Sensible Kate, by Doris Gates
  2. “Young Abe Lincoln”
  3. Holiday Inn
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Fiction in which Valentine’s Day occurs

  1. Sensible Kate, by Doris Gates
  2. “Young Abe Lincoln”
  3. Holiday Inn
  4. Valentine’s Day (2010 film)
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Fiction in which Valentine’s Day occurs

  1. Sensible Kate, by Doris Gates
  2. “Young Abe Lincoln”
  3. Holiday Inn
  4. Valentine’s Day (2010 film)
  5. Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown!
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Fiction in which Valentine’s Day occurs

  1. Sensible Kate, by Doris Gates
  2. “Young Abe Lincoln”
  3. Holiday Inn
  4. Valentine’s Day (2010 film)
  5. Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown!
  6. Hamlet, by William Shakespeare

“To-morrow is Saint Valentine’s day All in the morning betime, And I a maid at your window, To be your Valentine.” Hamlet. Act IV. Sc. 5.