Remarks cut from the next-to-final draft of Chris Rock’s opening Oscars monologue
“Donald Trump could get a Best Actor Oscar easier than I could.”
“And now here’s Margaret Cho with some jokes about the lack of Asian nominees.”
“Since black people weren’t nominated for an Oscar this year, we’re taking revenge on the transsexual community by having Tracy Morgan make fun of The Danish Girl. It’s alright that he’s a bigoted homophobic moron cause he got hit by a WalMart truck since then!”
Remarks cut from the next-to-final draft of Chris Rock’s opening Oscars monologue
“Donald Trump could get a Best Actor Oscar easier than I could.”
“And now here’s Margaret Cho with some jokes about the lack of Asian nominees.”
“Since black people weren’t nominated for an Oscar this year, we’re taking revenge on the transsexual community by having Tracy Morgan make fun of The Danish Girl. It’s alright that he’s a bigoted homophobic moron cause he got hit by a WalMart truck since then!”
]Remarks cut from the next-to-final draft of Chris Rock’s opening Oscars monologue
“Donald Trump could get a Best Actor Oscar easier than I could.”
“And now here’s Margaret Cho with some jokes about the lack of Asian nominees.”
“Since black people weren’t nominated for an Oscar this year, we’re taking revenge on the transsexual community by having Tracy Morgan make fun of The Danish Girl. It’s alright that he’s a bigoted homophobic moron cause he got hit by a WalMart truck since then!”
Remarks cut from the next-to-final draft of Chris Rock’s opening Oscars monologue
“Donald Drumpf could get a Best Actor Oscar easier than I could.”
“And now here’s Margaret Cho with some jokes about the lack of Asian nominees.”
“Since black people weren’t nominated for an Oscar this year, we’re taking revenge on the transsexual community by having Tracy Morgan make fun of The Danish Girl. It’s alright that he’s a bigoted homophobic moron cause he got hit by a WalMart truck since then!”
“Oprah, Uma. Uma, Oprah.”
“Hello, my name is Sacheem Littlefeather.”
“The people at Total Beauty who couldn’t tell Oprah from Whoopi in their tweet just now, they must have thought The Color Purple was the most confusing damned movie ever!”
Remarks cut from the next-to-final draft of Chris Rock’s opening Oscars monologue
“Donald Drumpf could get a Best Actor Oscar easier than I could.”
“And now here’s Margaret Cho with some jokes about the lack of Asian nominees.”
“Since black people weren’t nominated for an Oscar this year, we’re taking revenge on the transsexual community by having Tracy Morgan make fun of The Danish Girl. It’s alright that he’s a bigoted homophobic moron cause he got hit by a WalMart truck since then!”
“Oprah, Uma. Uma, Oprah.”
“Hello, my name is Sacheem Littlefeather.”
“The people at Total Beauty who couldn’t tell Oprah from Whoopi in their tweet just now, they must have thought The Color Purple was the most confusing damned movie ever!”
“The only thing whiter than my tuxedo are the Academy voters.”