1: If you meet a girl, and you want to take her out, and she says she wants to go clubbing, make sure she doesn’t mean baby seals.
2. Same applies to meeting a guy.
3. Remember that a lot of things that are romantic when a good-looking actor does them in a movie will get you in serious trouble in real life.
4. It’s a lousy idea to ask her to marry you on the first date.
5. Open doors for her and let her go first unless she asks you to stop
6. It’s a lousy idea to ask her to marry you over the phone.
7. No matter what your father told you, the three words a woman most wants to hear from a man are not “pull my finger.”
8. Nothing says “I love you” like a canned ham.
9. Asking your date if he or she has any hot friends who are single is always a bad idea.
10. On your first date, avoid talking about your ex, politics, or the time you got psychotherapy.
1: If you meet a girl, and you want to take her out, and she says she wants to go clubbing, make sure she doesn’t mean baby seals.
2. Same applies to meeting a guy.
3. Remember that a lot of things that are romantic when a good-looking actor does them in a movie will get you in serious trouble in real life.
4. It’s a lousy idea to ask her to marry you on the first date.
5. Open doors for her and let her go first unless she asks you to stop
6. It’s a lousy idea to ask her to marry you over the phone.
7. No matter what your father told you, the three words a woman most wants to hear from a man are not “pull my finger.”
8. Nothing says “I love you” like a canned ham.
9. Asking your date if he or she has any hot friends who are single is always a bad idea.
10. On your first date, avoid talking about your ex, politics, or the time you got psychotherapy.
11. Avoid likening your date’s hair to Donald Trump’s.
1: If you meet a girl, and you want to take her out, and she says she wants to go clubbing, make sure she doesn’t mean baby seals.
2. Same applies to meeting a guy.
3. Remember that a lot of things that are romantic when a good-looking actor does them in a movie will get you in serious trouble in real life.
4. It’s a lousy idea to ask her to marry you on the first date.
5. Open doors for her and let her go first unless she asks you to stop
6. It’s a lousy idea to ask her to marry you over the phone.
7. No matter what your father told you, the three words a woman most wants to hear from a man are not “pull my finger.”
8. Nothing says “I love you” like a canned ham.
9. Asking your date if he or she has any hot friends who are single is always a bad idea.
10. On your first date, avoid talking about your ex, politics, or the time you got psychotherapy.
11. Avoid likening your date’s hair to Donald Trump’s.
12. Avoid crying about how no woman will ever measure up to the ex-girlfriend you let get away until later in the relationship.
1: If you meet a girl, and you want to take her out, and she says she wants to go clubbing, make sure she doesn’t mean baby seals.
2. Same applies to meeting a guy.
3. Remember that a lot of things that are romantic when a good-looking actor does them in a movie will get you in serious trouble in real life.
4. It’s a lousy idea to ask her to marry you on the first date.
5. Open doors for her and let her go first unless she asks you to stop
6. It’s a lousy idea to ask her to marry you over the phone.
7. No matter what your father told you, the three words a woman most wants to hear from a man are not “pull my finger.”
8. Nothing says “I love you” like a canned ham.
9. Asking your date if he or she has any hot friends who are single is always a bad idea.
10. On your first date, avoid talking about your ex, politics, or the time you got psychotherapy.
11. Avoid likening your date’s hair to Donald Trump’s.
12. Avoid crying about how no woman will ever measure up to the ex-girlfriend you let get away until later in the relationship.
13. When going on a blind date with someone you don’t really know, meet in a public place and tell a friend where you are going – unless you’re a serial killer yourself.
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People, real or fictional, named after stars, constellations or other astronomical features
People, real or fictional, named after stars, constellations or other astronomical features
Regulus Black in Harry Potter
Betelgeuse in Beetlejuice
Sirius Black in Harry Potter
Nova in Planet of the Apes
Freddie Mercury/Queen
Polaris, one of the X-Men, Magneto’s daughter
Soleil Moon Frye (actress who played Punky Brewster)
Moon Zappa
Venus Williams
Bellatrix Lestrange, Harry Potter
Star, Empress of Twenty Universes (from Glory Road by Robert Heinlein)
Pluto, Mickey Mouse’s dog
Kayvon Beykpour, founder of Periscope app (Kayvon is Persian for Saturn)
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