Bakers Dozen

Things you don’t want to find in your Easter basket.

  1. Napalm
  2. Plastic eggs
  3. Scrambled eggs
  4. Asparagus
  5. “Make America Great Again” campaign buttons
  6. An elephant
    7 Elephant poop
  7. Discounted Halloween candy
  8. Drunk Santa Claus
  9. Two girls and One cup

Things you don’t want to find in your Easter basket.

  1. Napalm
  2. Plastic eggs
  3. Scrambled eggs
  4. Asparagus
  5. “Make America Great Again” campaign buttons
  6. An elephant
    7 Elephant poop
  7. Discounted Halloween candy
  8. Drunk Santa Claus
  9. Two girls and One cup
  10. Bees

Things you don’t want to find in your Easter basket.

  1. Napalm
  2. Plastic eggs
  3. Scrambled eggs
  4. Asparagus
  5. “Make America Great Again” campaign buttons
  6. An elephant
    7 Elephant poop
  7. Discounted Halloween candy
  8. Drunk Santa Claus
  9. Two girls and One cup
  10. Bees
  11. A crucified Peep

Things you don’t want to find in your Easter basket.

  1. Napalm
  2. Plastic eggs
  3. Scrambled eggs
  4. Asparagus
  5. “Make America Great Again” campaign buttons
  6. An elephant
    7 Elephant poop
  7. Discounted Halloween candy
  8. Drunk Santa Claus
  9. Two girls and One cup
  10. Bees
  11. A crucified Peep
  12. The Eggman

pass

Jay Leno joked when Ahnuld was elected Governor of California, “Finally, the Republicans have someone who can explain their civil rights policies in the original German.”

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Things you might need when opening your own business

  1. Business cards

Things you might need when opening your own business

  1. Business cards
  2. A website

Things you might need when opening your own business

  1. Business cards
  2. Money

Things you might need when opening your own business

  1. Business cards
  2. A website
  3. Money
  4. A product or service to sell

Things you might need when opening your own business

  1. Business cards
  2. A website
  3. Money
  4. A product or service to sell
  5. A catchy slogan

(#4 isn’t strictly necessary, as we’ve learned from the dot-com boom/bust…)

Things you might need when opening your own business

  1. Business cards
  2. A website
  3. Money
  4. A product or service to sell
  5. A catchy slogan
  6. More money

Things you might need when opening your own business

  1. Business cards
  2. A website
  3. Money
  4. A product or service to sell
  5. A catchy slogan
  6. More money
  7. An 800-number in the Philippines

Things you might need when opening your own business

  1. Business cards
  2. A website
  3. Money
  4. A product or service to sell
  5. A catchy slogan
  6. More money
  7. An 800-number in the Philippines
  8. A tax number

Things you might need when opening your own business

  1. Business cards
  2. A website
  3. Money
  4. A product or service to sell
  5. A catchy slogan
  6. More money
  7. An 800-number in the Philippines
  8. A tax number
  9. A permit or license

Things you might need when opening your own business

  1. Business cards
  2. A website
  3. Money
  4. A product or service to sell
  5. A catchy slogan
  6. More money
  7. An 800-number in the Philippines
  8. A tax number
  9. A permit or license
  10. A storefront

Things you might need when opening your own business

  1. Business cards
  2. A website
  3. Money
  4. A product or service to sell
  5. A catchy slogan
  6. More money
  7. An 800-number in the Philippines
  8. A tax number
  9. A permit or license
  10. A storefront
    11, Insurance, insurance, and a little extra insurance

Things you might need when opening your own business

  1. Business cards
  2. A website
  3. Money
  4. A product or service to sell
  5. A catchy slogan
  6. More money
  7. An 800-number in the Philippines
  8. A tax number
  9. A permit or license
  10. A storefront
    11, Insurance, insurance, and a little extra insurance
  11. A computer

Things you might need when opening your own business

  1. Business cards
  2. A website
  3. Money
  4. A product or service to sell
  5. A catchy slogan
  6. More money
  7. An 800-number in the Philippines
  8. A tax number
  9. A permit or license
  10. A storefront
  11. Insurance, insurance, and a little extra insurance
  12. A computer
  13. Customers!

Pass.

Occupations & Pastimes of Snoopy

  1. World War I Flying Ace

Occupations & Pastimes of Snoopy

  1. World War I Flying Ace
  2. Detective
  1. World War I Flying Ace

  2. Detective
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  3. Joe Cool, hangin’ around the Student Union