Bakers Dozen

Names Budweiser rejected changing its name to for the summer.

  1. Clydesdale Micturations
  2. Belgium and Brazil (the countries that now own Budweiser)

Names Budweiser rejected changing its name to for the summer.

  1. Clydesdale Micturations
  2. Belgium and Brazil (the countries that now own Budweiser)
  3. New Bud

Names Budweiser rejected changing its name to for the summer.

  1. Clydesdale Micturations
  2. Belgium and Brazil (the countries that now own Budweiser)
  3. New Bud
  4. Little Buddy

Names Budweiser rejected changing its name to for the summer.

  1. Clydesdale Micturations
  2. Belgium and Brazil (the countries that now own Budweiser)
  3. New Bud
  4. Little Buddy
  5. Mr. Bud’s Hops Smoothies

Names Budweiser rejected changing its name to for the summer.

  1. Clydesdale Micturations
  2. Belgium and Brazil (the countries that now own Budweiser)
  3. New Bud
  4. Little Buddy
  5. Mr. Bud’s Hops Smoothies
  6. Bud-a-bud-a-bud-a

Names Budweiser rejected changing its name to for the summer.

  1. Clydesdale Micturations
  2. Belgium and Brazil (the countries that now own Budweiser)
  3. New Bud
  4. Little Buddy
  5. Mr. Bud’s Hops Smoothies
  6. Bud-a-bud-a-bud-a
  7. Cubs Win

Names Budweiser rejected changing its name to for the summer.

  1. Clydesdale Micturations
  2. Belgium and Brazil (the countries that now own Budweiser)
  3. New Bud
  4. Little Buddy
  5. Mr. Bud’s Hops Smoothies
  6. Bud-a-bud-a-bud-a
  7. Cubs Win
  8. Budenholzer

Names Budweiser rejected changing its name to for the summer.

  1. Clydesdale Micturations
  2. Belgium and Brazil (the countries that now own Budweiser)
  3. New Bud
  4. Little Buddy
  5. Mr. Bud’s Hops Smoothies
  6. Bud-a-bud-a-bud-a
  7. Cubs Win
  8. Budenholzer
  9. Not one of those summer craft beers

Following their not very successful Super Bowl 2015 commercial

Names Budweiser rejected changing its name to for the summer.

  1. Clydesdale Micturations
  2. Belgium and Brazil (the countries that now own Budweiser)
  3. New Bud
  4. Little Buddy
  5. Mr. Bud’s Hops Smoothies
  6. Bud-a-bud-a-bud-a
  7. Cubs Win
  8. Budenholzer
  9. Not one of those summer craft beers
  10. Whassup! (C’mon guys, you remember- it’s old enough to be new again, right?) Brew

Names Budweiser rejected changing its name to for the summer.

  1. Clydesdale Micturations
  2. Belgium and Brazil (the countries that now own Budweiser)
  3. New Bud
  4. Little Buddy
  5. Mr. Bud’s Hops Smoothies
  6. Bud-a-bud-a-bud-a
  7. Cubs Win
  8. Budenholzer
  9. Not one of those summer craft beers
  10. Whassup! (C’mon guys, you remember- it’s old enough to be new again, right?) Brew
  11. Trump (Making American Beer Great Again)

Names Budweiser rejected changing its name to for the summer.

  1. Clydesdale Micturations
  2. Belgium and Brazil (the countries that now own Budweiser)
  3. New Bud
  4. Little Buddy
  5. Mr. Bud’s Hops Smoothies
  6. Bud-a-bud-a-bud-a
  7. Cubs Win
  8. Budenholzer
  9. Not one of those summer craft beers
  10. Whassup! (C’mon guys, you remember- it’s old enough to be new again, right?) Brew
  11. Trump (Making American Beer Great Again)
  12. Bud of Christ

Names Budweiser rejected changing its name to for the summer.

  1. Clydesdale Micturations
  2. Belgium and Brazil (the countries that now own Budweiser)
  3. New Bud
  4. Little Buddy
  5. Mr. Bud’s Hops Smoothies
  6. Bud-a-bud-a-bud-a
  7. Cubs Win
  8. Budenholzer
  9. Not one of those summer craft beers
  10. Whassup! (C’mon guys, you remember- it’s old enough to be new again, right?) Brew
  11. Trump (Making American Beer Great Again)
  12. Bud of Christ
  13. “Our Current Ad Campaign”

I’ll pass.

New topic: Serious (We Can Do Comic Later) Contenders for Trump’s Running Mate

  1. Newt Gingrich

New topic: Serious (We Can Do Comic Later) Contenders for Trump’s Running Mate

  1. Newt Gingrich
  2. Chris Christie

New topic: Serious (We Can Do Comic Later) Contenders for Trump’s Running Mate

  1. Newt Gingrich
  2. Chris Christie
  3. Florida Governor Rick Scott

New topic: Serious (We Can Do Comic Later) Contenders for Trump’s Running Mate

  1. Newt Gingrich
  2. Chris Christie
  3. Florida Governor Rick Scott
  4. Alabama Senator Jeff Sessions

New topic: Serious (We Can Do Comic Later) Contenders for Trump’s Running Mate

  1. Newt Gingrich
  2. Chris Christie
  3. Florida Governor Rick Scott
  4. Alabama Senator Jeff Sessions
  5. Sarah Palin

Both serious and comedy in one.

Serious (We Can Do Comic Later) Contenders for Trump’s Running Mate

  1. Newt Gingrich
  2. Chris Christie
  3. Florida Governor Rick Scott
  4. Alabama Senator Jeff Sessions
  5. Sarah Palin
  6. Rick Perry

While he’s done poorly in his own presidential campaigns, he’s got political experience and conservative credentials. And he’s essentially said he would take the job if it was offered.

Serious (We Can Do Comic Later) Contenders for Trump’s Running Mate

  1. Newt Gingrich
  2. Chris Christie
  3. Florida Governor Rick Scott
  4. Alabama Senator Jeff Sessions
  5. Sarah Palin
  6. Rick Perry
  7. Ben Carson

Serious (We Can Do Comic Later) Contenders for Trump’s Running Mate

  1. Newt Gingrich
  2. Chris Christie
  3. Florida Governor Rick Scott
  4. Alabama Senator Jeff Sessions
  5. Sarah Palin
  6. Rick Perry
  7. Ben Carson
  8. John Kasich (have’t heard of him taking himself out of consideration, but I might have missed it)