Bakers Dozen

Serious (We Can Do Comic Later) Contenders for Trump’s Running Mate

  1. Newt Gingrich
  2. Chris Christie
  3. Florida Governor Rick Scott
  4. Alabama Senator Jeff Sessions
  5. Sarah Palin
  6. Rick Perry
  7. Ben Carson
  8. John Kasich (have’t heard of him taking himself out of consideration, but I might have missed it)
  9. Paul Ryan

Not that I think he would take it - or would he?

Serious (We Can Do Comic Later) Contenders for Trump’s Running Mate

  1. Newt Gingrich
  2. Chris Christie
  3. Florida Governor Rick Scott
  4. Alabama Senator Jeff Sessions
  5. Sarah Palin
  6. Rick Perry
  7. Ben Carson
  8. John Kasich (have’t heard of him taking himself out of consideration, but I might have missed it)
  9. Paul Ryan
  10. Ted Cruz

Not beyond the realm of the possible.

Serious (We Can Do Comic Later) Contenders for Trump’s Running Mate

  1. Newt Gingrich
  2. Chris Christie
  3. Florida Governor Rick Scott
  4. Alabama Senator Jeff Sessions
  5. Sarah Palin
  6. Rick Perry
  7. Ben Carson
  8. John Kasich (have’t heard of him taking himself out of consideration, but I might have missed it)
  9. Paul Ryan
  10. Ted Cruz
  11. Carly Fiorina

Stranger things have happened.

Serious (We Can Do Comic Later) Contenders for Trump’s Running Mate

  1. Newt Gingrich
  2. Chris Christie
  3. Florida Governor Rick Scott
  4. Alabama Senator Jeff Sessions
  5. Sarah Palin
  6. Rick Perry
  7. Ben Carson
  8. John Kasich (have’t heard of him taking himself out of consideration, but I might have missed it)
  9. Paul Ryan
  10. Ted Cruz
  11. Carly Fiorina
  12. Bernie Sanders

Because why the F not? This might actually put Trump in the WH…

Serious (We Can Do Comic Later) Contenders for Trump’s Running Mate

  1. Newt Gingrich
  2. Chris Christie
  3. Florida Governor Rick Scott
  4. Alabama Senator Jeff Sessions
  5. Sarah Palin
  6. Rick Perry
  7. Ben Carson
  8. John Kasich (have’t heard of him taking himself out of consideration, but I might have missed it)
  9. Paul Ryan
  10. Ted Cruz
  11. Carly Fiorina
  12. Bernie Sanders
  13. Marco Rubio

Little Marco and short fingered Trump, a perfect match

New category
A candy or treat you remember fondly from childhood

  1. Twinkles

New category
A candy or treat you remember fondly from childhood

  1. Twinkles
  2. Butter Nut

A candy or treat you remember fondly from childhood

  1. Twinkles
  2. Butter Nut
  3. Drake’s Ring Dings (LIKE Hostess Ding Dongs, but much better)

A candy or treat you remember fondly from childhood

  1. Twinkles
  2. Drake’s Ring Dings (LIKE Hostess Ding Dongs, but much better)
  3. Cadbury’s chocolate, for my birthday, sent from my Gran in Scotland. The quality difference was ASTOUNDING!

A candy or treat you remember fondly from childhood

  1. Twinkles
  2. Drake’s Ring Dings (LIKE Hostess Ding Dongs, but much better)
  3. Cadbury’s chocolate, for my birthday, sent from my Gran in Scotland. The quality difference was ASTOUNDING!
  4. Screaming Yellow Zonkers!

A candy or treat you remember fondly from childhood

  1. Twinkles
  2. Butter Nut
  3. Drake’s Ring Dings (LIKE Hostess Ding Dongs, but much better)
  4. Cadbury’s chocolate, for my birthday, sent from my Gran in Scotland. The quality difference was ASTOUNDING!
  5. Screaming Yellow Zonkers!
  6. Marathon chocolate & caramel bars

A candy or treat you remember fondly from childhood

  1. Twinkles
  2. Butter Nut
  3. Drake’s Ring Dings (LIKE Hostess Ding Dongs, but much better)
  4. Cadbury’s chocolate, for my birthday, sent from my Gran in Scotland. The quality difference was ASTOUNDING!
  5. Screaming Yellow Zonkers!
  6. Marathon chocolate & caramel bars
  7. Tootsie Fruit Rolls

Which I guess they still make but I don’t see them around.

A candy or treat you remember fondly from childhood

  1. Twinkles
  2. Butter Nut
  3. Drake’s Ring Dings (LIKE Hostess Ding Dongs, but much better)
  4. Cadbury’s chocolate, for my birthday, sent from my Gran in Scotland. The quality difference was ASTOUNDING!
  5. Screaming Yellow Zonkers!
  6. Marathon chocolate & caramel bars
  7. Tootsie Fruit Rolls
  8. Those old chewy Entenman’s chocolate chip cookies

candy or treat you remember fondly from childhood

  1. Twinkles
  2. Butter Nut
  3. Drake’s Ring Dings (LIKE Hostess Ding Dongs, but much better)
  4. Cadbury’s chocolate, for my birthday, sent from my Gran in Scotland. The quality difference was ASTOUNDING!
  5. Screaming Yellow Zonkers!
  6. Marathon chocolate & caramel bars
  7. Tootsie Fruit Rolls
  8. Those old chewy Entenman’s chocolate chip cookies
  9. Nestles Triple Decker Bar

Candy or treat you remember fondly from childhood

  1. Twinkies
  2. Butter Nut
  3. Drake’s Ring Dings (LIKE Hostess Ding Dongs, but much better)
  4. Cadbury’s chocolate, for my birthday, sent from my Gran in Scotland. The quality difference was ASTOUNDING!
  5. Screaming Yellow Zonkers!
  6. Marathon chocolate & caramel bars
  7. Tootsie Fruit Rolls
  8. Those old chewy Entenman’s chocolate chip cookies
  9. Nestles Triple Decker Bar
  10. Fizzies

Remember those?

Candy or treat you remember fondly from childhood

  1. Twinkies
  2. Butter Nut
  3. Drake’s Ring Dings (LIKE Hostess Ding Dongs, but much better)
  4. Cadbury’s chocolate, for my birthday, sent from my Gran in Scotland. The quality difference was ASTOUNDING!
  5. Screaming Yellow Zonkers!
  6. Marathon chocolate & caramel bars
  7. Tootsie Fruit Rolls
  8. Those old chewy Entenman’s chocolate chip cookies
  9. Nestles Triple Decker Bar
  10. Fizzies
  11. Hot fudge cake from Shoneys
    Shoneys is one of the Big Boy chains. Generally speaking their food ranges from mediocre to dreadful (so much they were a punchline on True Blood when a crazed vampire wants to take his captive human “someplace special” to have her last meal before he turns her into a vampire), but their hot fudge cakes were a special occasion treat.

Candy or treat you remember fondly from childhood

  1. Twinkies
  2. Butter Nut
  3. Drake’s Ring Dings (LIKE Hostess Ding Dongs, but much better)
  4. Cadbury’s chocolate, for my birthday, sent from my Gran in Scotland. The quality difference was ASTOUNDING!
  5. Screaming Yellow Zonkers!
  6. Marathon chocolate & caramel bars
  7. Tootsie Fruit Rolls
  8. Those old chewy Entenman’s chocolate chip cookies
  9. Nestles Triple Decker Bar
  10. Fizzies
  11. Hot fudge cake from Shoneys
  12. Jahn’s Kitchen Sink

a couple dozen scoops of different flavored ice cream, ladles of different toppings, 3 kinds of nuts, all the whipped cream, and cherries. Served anywhere from two to twenty, depending on how much you were willing to share

Candy or treat you remember fondly from childhood

  1. Twinkies
  2. Butter Nut
  3. Drake’s Ring Dings (LIKE Hostess Ding Dongs, but much better)
  4. Cadbury’s chocolate, for my birthday, sent from my Gran in Scotland. The quality difference was ASTOUNDING!
  5. Screaming Yellow Zonkers!
  6. Marathon chocolate & caramel bars
  7. Tootsie Fruit Rolls
  8. Those old chewy Entenman’s chocolate chip cookies
  9. Nestles Triple Decker Bar
  10. Fizzies
  11. Hot fudge cake from Shoneys
  12. Jahn’s Kitchen Sink
  13. Big Mac

We got balanced meals every day, but we NEVER got a Big Mac hardly, and they were like manna.

Next up:

Movie titles that contain a verb and somebody’s name, preferably in that order

  1. Being John Malkovich

Movie titles that contain a verb and somebody’s name, preferably in that order

  1. Being John Malkovich
  2. Saving Private Ryan

Movie titles that contain a verb and somebody’s name, preferably in that order

  1. Being John Malkovich
  2. Saving Private Ryan
  3. Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Movie titles that contain a verb and somebody’s name, preferably in that order

  1. Being John Malkovich
  2. Saving Private Ryan
  3. Forgetting Sarah Mars
  4. Playing Mona Lisa