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Operas in which both the soprano and the tenor die:

  1. Tosca
  2. La Wally
  3. Tristan und Isolde
  4. Otello
  5. Lucia di Lammermoor
  6. Ermione
  7. Romeo and Juliet
  8. Aida
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Things you would do, but it’s just too hot.

  1. Save the world
  2. Complain about the weather
  3. Walk home instead of taking the bus.
  4. Go cross country skiing
  5. Put on my steampunk gear and one of my new dressing gowns
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Things You Would Do But It’s Just Too Hot

  1. Save the world
  2. Complain about the weather
  3. Walk home instead of taking the bus.
  4. Go cross country skiing
  5. Ride my bike
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Things you would do, but it’s just too hot.

  1. Save the world
  2. Complain about the weather
  3. Walk home instead of taking the bus.
  4. Go cross country skiing
  5. Put on my steampunk gear and one of my new dressing gowns
  6. Ride my bike
  7. Try to figure out what this Pokemon Go thing is
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Things you would do, but it’s just too hot.

  1. Save the world
  2. Complain about the weather
  3. Walk home instead of taking the bus.
  4. Go cross country skiing
  5. Put on my steampunk gear and one of my new dressing gowns
  6. Ride my bike
  7. Try to figure out what this Pokemon Go thing is
  8. Finish building the Killer Robot in my garage
45291

Operas in which both the soprano and the tenor die:

  1. Tosca
  2. La Wally
  3. Tristan und Isolde
  4. Otello
  5. Lucia di Lammermoor
  6. Ermione
  7. Romeo and Juliet
  8. Aida
  9. Il Trovatore
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Things you would do, but it’s just too hot.

  1. Save the world
  2. Complain about the weather
  3. Walk home instead of taking the bus.
  4. Go cross country skiing
  5. Put on my steampunk gear and one of my new dressing gowns
  6. Ride my bike
  7. Try to figure out what this Pokemon Go thing is
  8. Finish building the Killer Robot in my garage
  9. Take long walks in the park with my dog
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Things you would do, but it’s just too hot.

  1. Save the world
  2. Complain about the weather
  3. Walk home instead of taking the bus.
  4. Go cross country skiing
  5. Put on my steampunk gear and one of my new dressing gowns
  6. Ride my bike
  7. Try to figure out what this Pokemon Go thing is
  8. Finish building the Killer Robot in my garage
  9. Take long walks in the park with my dog
  10. Fishing with my son
45294

Things you would do, but it’s just too hot.

  1. Save the world
  2. Complain about the weather
  3. Walk home instead of taking the bus.
  4. Go cross country skiing
  5. Put on my steampunk gear and one of my new dressing gowns
  6. Ride my bike
  7. Try to figure out what this Pokemon Go thing is
  8. Finish building the Killer Robot in my garage
  9. Take long walks in the park with my dog
  10. Fishing with my son
  11. Google for operas in which both the soprano and the tenor die
45295

Things you would do, but it’s just too hot.

  1. Save the world
  2. Complain about the weather
  3. Walk home instead of taking the bus.
  4. Go cross country skiing
  5. Put on my steampunk gear and one of my new dressing gowns
  6. Ride my bike
  7. Try to figure out what this Pokemon Go thing is
  8. Finish building the Killer Robot in my garage
  9. Take long walks in the park with my dog
  10. Fishing with my son
  11. Google for operas in which both the soprano and the tenor die
  12. Attend a Burning Man event
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Things you would do, but it’s just too hot.

  1. Save the world
  2. Complain about the weather
  3. Walk home instead of taking the bus.
  4. Go cross country skiing
  5. Put on my steampunk gear and one of my new dressing gowns
  6. Ride my bike
  7. Try to figure out what this Pokemon Go thing is
  8. Finish building the Killer Robot in my garage
  9. Take long walks in the park with my dog
  10. Fishing with my son
  11. Google for operas in which both the soprano and the tenor die
  12. Attend a Burning Man event
  13. Canoeing

We’ll resume the other one (to which I have nothing to add).

Operas in which both the soprano and the tenor die:

  1. Tosca
  2. La Wally
  3. Tristan und Isolde
  4. Otello
  5. Lucia di Lammermoor
  6. Ermione
  7. Romeo and Juliet
  8. Aida
  9. Il Trovatore
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Operas in which both the soprano and the tenor die:

  1. Tosca
  2. La Wally
  3. Tristan und Isolde
  4. Otello
  5. Lucia di Lammermoor
  6. Ermione
  7. Romeo and Juliet
  8. Aida
  9. Il Trovatore
  10. Pagliacci

In the immortal words of Spike Jones: “He stabs the louse who stole his spouse, and then he stabs the lady and himself. Tain’t very sanitary.”

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Operas in which both the soprano and the tenor die:

  1. Tosca
  2. La Wally
  3. Tristan und Isolde
  4. Otello
  5. Lucia di Lammermoor
  6. Ermione
  7. Romeo and Juliet
  8. Aida
  9. Il Trovatore
  10. Pagliacci
  11. Hamlet (French production, Ophelia was the soprano, Laerte was the tenor)
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Operas in which both the soprano and the tenor die:

  1. Tosca
  2. La Wally
  3. Tristan und Isolde
  4. Otello
  5. Lucia di Lammermoor
  6. Ermione
  7. Romeo and Juliet
  8. Aida
  9. Il Trovatore
  10. Pagliacci
  11. Hamlet (French production, Ophelia was the soprano, Laerte was the tenor)
  12. Götterdämmerung
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Operas in which both the soprano and the tenor die:

  1. Tosca
  2. La Wally
  3. Tristan und Isolde
  4. Otello
  5. Lucia di Lammermoor
  6. Ermione
  7. Romeo and Juliet
  8. Aida
  9. Il Trovatore
  10. Pagliacci
  11. Hamlet (French production, Ophelia was the soprano, Laerte was the tenor)
  12. Götterdämmerung
  13. Orfeo (Monteverdi; at least in the original production, he gets shredded by the Bacchantes; since then he gets apotheosized by Apollo, which I think the judges will accept)

New:

Humanizing personal anecdote in upcoming Hillary speech:

  1. Playing footsie during the Benghazi hearings
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Humanizing personal anecdote in upcoming Hillary speech:

  1. Playing footsie during the Benghazi hearings
  2. Caught the gold handcuffs at Donald’s wedding, meaning she gets to choose his next trophy bride
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Humanizing personal anecdote in upcoming Hillary speech:

  1. Playing footsie during the Benghazi hearings
  2. Caught the gold handcuffs at Donald’s wedding, meaning she gets to choose his next trophy bride
  3. Hides snacks in her pantsuit pockets in case she gets hungry during boring speeches
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Humanizing personal anecdote in upcoming Hillary speech:

  1. Playing footsie during the Benghazi hearings
  2. Caught the gold handcuffs at Donald’s wedding, meaning she gets to choose his next trophy bride
  3. Hides snacks in her pantsuit pockets in case she gets hungry during boring speeches
  1. Bakes chocolate chip cookies (her own special recipe) for her Secret Service detail.
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Humanizing personal anecdote in upcoming Hillary speech:

  1. Playing footsie during the Benghazi hearings
  2. Caught the gold handcuffs at Donald’s wedding, meaning she gets to choose his next trophy bride
  3. Hides snacks in her pantsuit pockets in case she gets hungry during boring speeches
  1. Bakes chocolate chip cookies (her own special recipe) for her Secret Service detail.
  1. Paints each of her toe nails a different color.
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Humanizing personal anecdote in upcoming Hillary speech:

  1. Playing footsie during the Benghazi hearings
  2. Caught the gold handcuffs at Donald’s wedding, meaning she gets to choose his next trophy bride
  3. Hides snacks in her pantsuit pockets in case she gets hungry during boring speeches
  1. Bakes chocolate chip cookies (her own special recipe) for her Secret Service detail.
  1. Paints each of her toe nails a different color.
  2. Sometimes checks the pandas out of the National Zoo and takes them to the drive through for ice cream.