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Humanizing personal anecdote in upcoming Hillary speech:

  1. Playing footsie during the Benghazi hearings
  2. Caught the gold handcuffs at Donald’s wedding, meaning she gets to choose his next trophy bride
  3. Hides snacks in her pantsuit pockets in case she gets hungry during boring speeches
  1. Bakes chocolate chip cookies (her own special recipe) for her Secret Service detail.
  1. Paints each of her toe nails a different color.
  2. Sometimes checks the pandas out of the National Zoo and takes them to the drive through for ice cream.
  3. She’ll have her two grandchildren right next to her for one of the speeches
45307

Humanizing personal anecdote in upcoming Hillary speech:

  1. Playing footsie during the Benghazi hearings
  2. Caught the gold handcuffs at Donald’s wedding, meaning she gets to choose his next trophy bride
  3. Hides snacks in her pantsuit pockets in case she gets hungry during boring speeches
  1. Bakes chocolate chip cookies (her own special recipe) for her Secret Service detail.
  1. Paints each of her toe nails a different color.
  2. Sometimes checks the pandas out of the National Zoo and takes them to the drive through for ice cream.
  3. She’ll have her two grandchildren right next to her for one of the speeches
  4. Can’t stay awake when Mike Pence talks
45308

Humanizing personal anecdote in upcoming Hillary speech:

  1. Playing footsie during the Benghazi hearings
  2. Caught the gold handcuffs at Donald’s wedding, meaning she gets to choose his next trophy bride
  3. Hides snacks in her pantsuit pockets in case she gets hungry during boring speeches
  1. Bakes chocolate chip cookies (her own special recipe) for her Secret Service detail.
  1. Paints each of her toe nails a different color.
  2. Sometimes checks the pandas out of the National Zoo and takes them to the drive through for ice cream.
  3. She’ll have her two grandchildren right next to her for one of the speeches
  4. Can’t stay awake when Mike Pence talks
  5. Bernie can never remember her name, always calls her Trixie or “Ms. Streep”
45309

Humanizing personal anecdote in upcoming Hillary speech:

  1. Playing footsie during the Benghazi hearings
  2. Caught the gold handcuffs at Donald’s wedding, meaning she gets to choose his next trophy bride
  3. Hides snacks in her pantsuit pockets in case she gets hungry during boring speeches
  1. Bakes chocolate chip cookies (her own special recipe) for her Secret Service detail.
  1. Paints each of her toe nails a different color.
  2. Sometimes checks the pandas out of the National Zoo and takes them to the drive through for ice cream.
  3. She’ll have her two grandchildren right next to her for one of the speeches
  4. Can’t stay awake when Mike Pence talks
  5. Bernie can never remember her name, always calls her Trixie or “Ms. Streep”
  6. Bill can never remember her name, always calls her Monica or “Ms. Flowers”
45310

Humanizing personal anecdote in upcoming Hillary speech:

  1. Playing footsie during the Benghazi hearings
  2. Caught the gold handcuffs at Donald’s wedding, meaning she gets to choose his next trophy bride
  3. Hides snacks in her pantsuit pockets in case she gets hungry during boring speeches
  1. Bakes chocolate chip cookies (her own special recipe) for her Secret Service detail.
  1. Paints each of her toe nails a different color.
  2. Sometimes checks the pandas out of the National Zoo and takes them to the drive through for ice cream.
  3. She’ll have her two grandchildren right next to her for one of the speeches
  4. Can’t stay awake when Mike Pence talks
  5. Bernie can never remember her name, always calls her Trixie or “Ms. Streep”
  6. Bill can never remember her name, always calls her Monica or "Ms. Flowers
  7. Used to read Tiger Beat articles about the Backstreet Boys with Chelsea
45311

Humanizing personal anecdote in upcoming Hillary speech:

  1. Playing footsie during the Benghazi hearings
  2. Caught the gold handcuffs at Donald’s wedding, meaning she gets to choose his next trophy bride
  3. Hides snacks in her pantsuit pockets in case she gets hungry during boring speeches
  1. Bakes chocolate chip cookies (her own special recipe) for her Secret Service detail.
  1. Paints each of her toe nails a different color.
  2. Sometimes checks the pandas out of the National Zoo and takes them to the drive through for ice cream.
  3. She’ll have her two grandchildren right next to her for one of the speeches
  4. Can’t stay awake when Mike Pence talks
  5. Bernie can never remember her name, always calls her Trixie or “Ms. Streep”
  6. Bill can never remember her name, always calls her Monica or "Ms. Flowers
  7. Used to read Tiger Beat articles about the Backstreet Boys with Chelsea
  8. Spent an evening in Seoul with South Korean officials prank calling Kim Jong Un, including saying they were with the phone company and asking him to yank his cord
45312

Humanizing personal anecdote in upcoming Hillary speech:

  1. Playing footsie during the Benghazi hearings
  2. Caught the gold handcuffs at Donald’s wedding, meaning she gets to choose his next trophy bride
  3. Hides snacks in her pantsuit pockets in case she gets hungry during boring speeches
  1. Bakes chocolate chip cookies (her own special recipe) for her Secret Service detail.
  1. Paints each of her toe nails a different color.
  2. Sometimes checks the pandas out of the National Zoo and takes them to the drive through for ice cream.
  3. She’ll have her two grandchildren right next to her for one of the speeches
  4. Can’t stay awake when Mike Pence talks
  5. Bernie can never remember her name, always calls her Trixie or “Ms. Streep”
  6. Bill can never remember her name, always calls her Monica or "Ms. Flowers
  7. Used to read Tiger Beat articles about the Backstreet Boys with Chelsea
  8. Spent an evening in Seoul with South Korean officials prank calling Kim Jong Un, including saying they were with the phone company and asking him to yank his cord
  9. Caught a Pikachu on Pennsylvania Avenue

Things most likely to set grammar Nazis’ hair on fire

  1. Setting GN’s hair on fire? Your kidding, that’s even a thing?
45313

Things most likely to set grammar Nazis’ hair on fire

  1. Setting GN’s hair on fire? Your kidding, that’s even a thing?
  2. Now, bare with me…
45314

Things most likely to set grammar Nazis’ hair on fire

  1. Setting GN’s hair on fire? Your kidding, that’s even a thing?
  2. Now, bare with me…
  3. I could care less
45315

Things most likely to set grammar Nazis’ hair on fire

  1. Setting GN’s hair on fire? Your kidding, that’s even a thing?
  2. Now, bare with me…
  3. I could care less
  4. I would of phrased that differently.
45316

Things most likely to set grammar Nazis’ hair on fire

  1. Setting GN’s hair on fire? Your kidding, that’s even a thing?
  2. Now, bare with me…
  3. I could care less
  4. I would of phrased that differently.
  5. This is a very unique product.

Aiyeeeee!

45317

Things most likely to set grammar Nazis’ hair on fire

  1. Setting GN’s hair on fire? Your kidding, that’s even a thing?
  2. Now, bare with me…
  3. I could care less
  4. I would of phrased that differently.
  5. This is a very unique product.
  6. Alot of things set grammer Nazi’s hair on fire.

(damn, that hurt to type…)

45318

Things most likely to set grammar Nazis’ hair on fire

  1. Setting GN’s hair on fire? Your kidding, that’s even a thing?
  2. Now, bare with me…
  3. I could care less
  4. I would of phrased that differently.
  5. This is a very unique product.
  6. Alot of things set grammer Nazi’s hair on fire.
  7. Alright, alright.
45319

Things most likely to set grammar Nazis’ hair on fire

  1. Setting GN’s hair on fire? Your kidding, that’s even a thing?
  2. Now, bare with me…
  3. I could care less
  4. I would of phrased that differently.
  5. This is a very unique product.
  6. Alot of things set grammer Nazi’s hair on fire.
  7. He writes good.
45320

Things most likely to set grammar Nazis’ hair on fire

  1. Setting GN’s hair on fire? Your kidding, that’s even a thing?
  2. Now, bare with me…
  3. I could care less
  4. I would of phrased that differently.
  5. This is a very unique product.
  6. Alot of things set grammer Nazi’s hair on fire.
  7. He writes good.
  8. supposebly
45321

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Things most likely to set grammar Nazis’ hair on fire

  1. Setting GN’s hair on fire? Your kidding, that’s even a thing?
  2. Now, bare with me…
  3. I could care less
  4. I would of phrased that differently.
  5. This is a very unique product.
  6. Alot of things set grammer Nazi’s hair on fire.
  7. He writes good.
  8. supposebly
  9. Its fun to set grammar Nazi’s hair on fire, whether your trying or your not.
45322

Things most likely to set grammar Nazis’ hair on fire

  1. Setting GN’s hair on fire? Your kidding, that’s even a thing?
  2. Now, bare with me…
  3. I could care less
  4. I would of phrased that differently.
  5. This is a very unique product.
  6. Alot of things set grammer Nazi’s hair on fire.
  7. He writes good.
  8. supposebly
  9. Its fun to set grammar Nazi’s hair on fire, whether your trying or your not.
  10. I’ve been chomping at the bit to contribute to this thread - its great!
45323

Things most likely to set grammar Nazis’ hair on fire

  1. Setting GN’s hair on fire? Your kidding, that’s even a thing?
  2. Now, bare with me…
  3. I could care less
  4. I would of phrased that differently.
  5. This is a very unique product.
  6. Alot of things set grammer Nazi’s hair on fire.
  7. He writes good.
  8. supposebly
  9. Its fun to set grammar Nazi’s hair on fire, whether your trying or your not.
  10. As I was saying to the Queen of England and the Chief Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court…
  11. this list be to long, bae
45324

Things most likely to set grammar Nazis’ hair on fire

  1. Setting GN’s hair on fire? Your kidding, that’s even a thing?
  2. Now, bare with me…
  3. I could care less
  4. I would of phrased that differently.
  5. This is a very unique product.
  6. Alot of things set grammer Nazi’s hair on fire.
  7. He writes good.
  8. supposebly
  9. Its fun to set grammar Nazi’s hair on fire, whether your trying or your not.
  10. As I was saying to the Queen of England and the Chief Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court…
  11. this list be to long, bae
    12 I was literally rolling on the floor laughing when I read this thread.
45325

Things most likely to set grammar Nazis’ hair on fire

  1. Setting GN’s hair on fire? Your kidding, that’s even a thing?
  2. Now, bare with me…
  3. I could care less
  4. I would of phrased that differently.
  5. This is a very unique product.
  6. Alot of things set grammer Nazi’s hair on fire.
  7. He writes good.
  8. supposebly
  9. Its fun to set grammar Nazi’s hair on fire, whether your trying or your not.
  10. As I was saying to the Queen of England and the Chief Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court…
  11. this list be to long, bae
    12 I was literally rolling on the floor laughing when I read this thread.
  1. This begs the question, why so many error’s?
    New category:

Liar liar, hair and pants on fire! Words and phrases that can mean “liar” or “lying”

  1. stretching the truth