Things Donald Trump might be saying on Wednesday, November 9, 2016
“But I don’t want to be a President”
“I actually won, but the Media are against me and reported that I lost!!!”
I pledge to nominate William Pryor to the Supreme Court on my first day in office. I ask the 64 Republicans who will serve in the Senate to be prepared to approve this nomination on day one.
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Things Donald Trump might be saying on Wednesday, November 9, 2016
“But I don’t want to be a President”
“I actually won, but the Media are against me and reported that I lost!!!”
I pledge to nominate William Pryor to the Supreme Court on my first day in office. I ask the 64 Republicans who will serve in the Senate to be prepared to approve this nomination on day one.
“Wait, there’s WORK involved? I thought the president just waved to adoring crowds.”
Things Donald Trump might be saying on Wednesday, November 9, 2016
“But I don’t want to be a President”
“I actually won, but the Media are against me and reported that I lost!!!”
I pledge to nominate William Pryor to the Supreme Court on my first day in office. I ask the 64 Republicans who will serve in the Senate to be prepared to approve this nomination on day one.
“Wait, there’s WORK involved? I thought the president just waved to adoring crowds.”
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Things Donald Trump might be saying on Wednesday, November 9, 2016
“But I don’t want to be a President”
“I actually won, but the Media are against me and reported that I lost!!!”
I pledge to nominate William Pryor to the Supreme Court on my first day in office. I ask the 64 Republicans who will serve in the Senate to be prepared to approve this nomination on day one.
“Wait, there’s WORK involved? I thought the president just waved to adoring crowds.”
“Crooked Hillary rigged the election”
“You’re Fired! You’re Fired! And you’re fired too!”
hings Donald Trump might be saying on Wednesday, November 9, 2016
“But I don’t want to be a President”
“I actually won, but the Media are against me and reported that I lost!!!”
I pledge to nominate William Pryor to the Supreme Court on my first day in office. I ask the 64 Republicans who will serve in the Senate to be prepared to approve this nomination on day one.
“Wait, there’s WORK involved? I thought the president just waved to adoring crowds.”
“Crooked Hillary rigged the election”
“You’re Fired! You’re Fired! And you’re fired too!”
“The Framers set up an Electoral College that didn’t elect me? Sad.”
Things Donald Trump might be saying on Wednesday, November 9, 2016
“But I don’t want to be a President”
“I actually won, but the Media are against me and reported that I lost!!!”
I pledge to nominate William Pryor to the Supreme Court on my first day in office. I ask the 64 Republicans who will serve in the Senate to be prepared to approve this nomination on day one.
“Wait, there’s WORK involved? I thought the president just waved to adoring crowds.”
“Crooked Hillary rigged the election”
“You’re Fired! You’re Fired! And you’re fired too!”
“The Framers set up an Electoral College that didn’t elect me? Sad.”
“Okay, I still haven’t read the Constitution but this makes me First Runner Up, right? I get to be President if Hillary gets kicked out?”
Things Donald Trump might be saying on Wednesday, November 9, 2016
“But I don’t want to be a President”
“I actually won, but the Media are against me and reported that I lost!!!”
I pledge to nominate William Pryor to the Supreme Court on my first day in office. I ask the 64 Republicans who will serve in the Senate to be prepared to approve this nomination on day one.
“Wait, there’s WORK involved? I thought the president just waved to adoring crowds.”
“Crooked Hillary rigged the election”
“You’re Fired! You’re Fired! And you’re fired too!”
“The Framers set up an Electoral College that didn’t elect me? Sad.”
“Okay, I still haven’t read the Constitution but this makes me First Runner Up, right? I get to be President if Hillary gets kicked out?”
To his equally evil brother:“You owe me $1, Mortimer!”
Things Donald Trump might be saying on Wednesday, November 9, 2016
“But I don’t want to be a President”
“I actually won, but the Media are against me and reported that I lost!!!”
I pledge to nominate William Pryor to the Supreme Court on my first day in office. I ask the 64 Republicans who will serve in the Senate to be prepared to approve this nomination on day one.
“Wait, there’s WORK involved? I thought the president just waved to adoring crowds.”
“Crooked Hillary rigged the election”
“You’re Fired! You’re Fired! And you’re fired too!”
“The Framers set up an Electoral College that didn’t elect me? Sad.”
“Okay, I still haven’t read the Constitution but this makes me First Runner Up, right? I get to be President if Hillary gets kicked out?”
To his equally evil brother:“You owe me $1, Mortimer!”
“First a black, then a woman? What’s next, a queer? Boy, a straight, white guy just can’t get a break in this country.”
Things Donald Trump might be saying on Wednesday, November 9, 2016
“But I don’t want to be a President”
“I actually won, but the Media are against me and reported that I lost!!!”
I pledge to nominate William Pryor to the Supreme Court on my first day in office. I ask the 64 Republicans who will serve in the Senate to be prepared to approve this nomination on day one.
“Wait, there’s WORK involved? I thought the president just waved to adoring crowds.”
“Crooked Hillary rigged the election”
“You’re Fired! You’re Fired! And you’re fired too!”
“The Framers set up an Electoral College that didn’t elect me? Sad.”
“Okay, I still haven’t read the Constitution but this makes me First Runner Up, right? I get to be President if Hillary gets kicked out?”
To his equally evil brother:“You owe me $1, Mortimer!”
“First a black, then a woman? What’s next, a queer? Boy, a straight, white guy just can’t get a break in this country.”
“Lost the Presidency, revealed to the entire country as a xenophobic bully, businesses failing… guess it’s time to dump Melania and get a younger, hotter wife!”
Things Donald Trump might be saying on Wednesday, November 9, 2016
“But I don’t want to be a President”
“I actually won, but the Media are against me and reported that I lost!!!”
I pledge to nominate William Pryor to the Supreme Court on my first day in office. I ask the 64 Republicans who will serve in the Senate to be prepared to approve this nomination on day one.
“Wait, there’s WORK involved? I thought the president just waved to adoring crowds.”
“Crooked Hillary rigged the election”
“You’re Fired! You’re Fired! And you’re fired too!”
“The Framers set up an Electoral College that didn’t elect me? Sad.”
“Okay, I still haven’t read the Constitution but this makes me First Runner Up, right? I get to be President if Hillary gets kicked out?”
To his equally evil brother:“You owe me $1, Mortimer!”
“First a black, then a woman? What’s next, a queer? Boy, a straight, white guy just can’t get a break in this country.”
“Lost the Presidency, revealed to the entire country as a xenophobic bully, businesses failing… guess it’s time to dump Melania and get a younger, hotter wife!”
“My concession speech got much bigger ratings than Hillary’s speech, much bigger.”
Things Donald Trump might be saying on Wednesday, November 9, 2016
“But I don’t want to be a President”
“I actually won, but the Media are against me and reported that I lost!!!”
I pledge to nominate William Pryor to the Supreme Court on my first day in office. I ask the 64 Republicans who will serve in the Senate to be prepared to approve this nomination on day one.
“Wait, there’s WORK involved? I thought the president just waved to adoring crowds.”
“Crooked Hillary rigged the election”
“You’re Fired! You’re Fired! And you’re fired too!”
“The Framers set up an Electoral College that didn’t elect me? Sad.”
“Okay, I still haven’t read the Constitution but this makes me First Runner Up, right? I get to be President if Hillary gets kicked out?”
To his equally evil brother:“You owe me $1, Mortimer!”
“First a black, then a woman? What’s next, a queer? Boy, a straight, white guy just can’t get a break in this country.”
“Lost the Presidency, revealed to the entire country as a xenophobic bully, businesses failing… guess it’s time to dump Melania and get a younger, hotter wife!”
“My concession speech got much bigger ratings than Hillary’s speech, much bigger.”
“So I decided not to win the election so that I can free up my time for what I really want and think I need- I am running for God!”
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