Bakers Dozen

[Cardigan]

Other non-politicians you think would make a much less embarrassing president than Trump

1. PeeWee Herman
2. Richard Simmons
3. Flavor Flav
4. Ron Jeremy
5. Judy Tenuta
6. Carrot Top
7. Crispin Glover
8. Gallagher
9. Charlie Sheen
10. Any actor from Saved by the Bell other than Screech
11. Mel Gibson

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Other non-politicians you think would make a much less embarrassing president than Trump

1. PeeWee Herman
2. Richard Simmons
3. Flavor Flav
4. Ron Jeremy
5. Judy Tenuta
6. Carrot Top
7. Crispin Glover
8. Gallagher
9. Charlie Sheen
10. Any actor from Saved by the Bell other than Screech
11. Mel Gibson
12. Adam West

[Spiderman]

Other non-politicians you think would make a much less embarrassing president than Trump

1. PeeWee Herman
2. Richard Simmons
3. Flavor Flav
4. Ron Jeremy
5. Judy Tenuta
6. Carrot Top
7. Crispin Glover
8. Gallagher
9. Charlie Sheen
10. Any actor from Saved by the Bell other than Screech
11. Mel Gibson
12. Adam West
13. Larry the Cable Guy

Things to bring on the beach:

1. Beach tags

[Nonsuch]

Things to bring on the beach:

1. Beach tags
2. Frisbee

[Little_Nemo]

Things to bring on the beach:

1. Beach tags
2. Frisbee
3. Some towels

[Sampiro]

Things to bring on the beach:

1. Beach tags
2. Frisbee
3. Some towels
4. Sunscreen
   By the gallon.

[NDP]

Things to bring on the beach:

1. Beach tags
2. Frisbee
3. Some towels
4. Sunscreen
5. Hydration

[Bambita]

Things to bring on the beach:

1. Beach tags
2. Frisbee
3. Some towels
4. Sunscreen
5. Hydration
6. Bikini/Trunks

[gkster]

Things to bring on the beach:

1. Beach tags
2. Frisbee
3. Some towels
4. Sunscreen
5. Hydration
6. Bikini/Trunks
7. Beach blanket

[quiltguy]

Things to bring on the beach:

1. Beach tags
2. Frisbee
3. Some towels
4. Sunscreen
5. Hydration
6. Bikini/Trunks
7. Beach blanket
8. A BIG umbrella

[anyrose]

Things to bring on the beach:

1. Beach tags
2. Frisbee
3. Some towels
4. Sunscreen
5. Hydration
6. Bikini/Trunks
7. Beach blanket
8. A BIG umbrella
9. a book or two

[Cardigan]

Things to bring on the beach:

1. Beach tags
2. Frisbee
3. Some towels
4. Sunscreen
5. Hydration
6. Bikini/Trunks
7. Beach blanket
8. A BIG umbrella
9. a book or two
10. Sunglasses

[Annie-Xmas]

Things to bring on the beach:

1. Beach tags
2. Frisbee
3. Some towels
4. Sunscreen
5. Hydration
6. Bikini/Trunks
7. Beach blanket
8. A BIG umbrella
9. a book or two
10. Sunglasses
11. Bug Spray

[bordelond]

Things to bring on the beach:

1. Beach tags
2. Frisbee
3. Some towels
4. Sunscreen
5. Hydration
6. Bikini/Trunks
7. Beach blanket
8. A BIG umbrella
9. a book or two
10. Sunglasses
11. Bug Spray
12. An old, beat-up football

[Annie-Xmas]

Things to bring on the beach:

1. Beach tags
2. Frisbee
3. Some towels
4. Sunscreen
5. Hydration
6. Bikini/Trunks
7. Beach blanket
8. A BIG umbrella
9. a book or two
10. Sunglasses
11. Bug Spray
12. An old, beat-up football
13. Pillow

Turn about fair play

Next up: Things Hillary Clinton might be saying on Wednesday, November 9, 2016

1. And Trump thought he could beat me? HA!!!

[Nonsuch]

Things Hillary Clinton might be saying on Wednesday, November 9, 2016

1. And Trump thought he could beat me? HA!!!
2. Could someone sweep this up? The floor seems to be covered with glass shards — almost as if something had been shattered …

[Sampiro]

Things Hillary Clinton might be saying on Wednesday, November 9, 2016

1. And Trump thought he could beat me? HA!!!
2. Could someone sweep this up? The floor seems to be covered with glass shards — almost as if something had been shattered …
3. So nice to finally meet you, Miss Lewinsky. This plane will take you directly to Guantanamo.

[anyrose]

Things Hillary Clinton might be saying on Wednesday, November 9, 2016

1. And Trump thought he could beat me? HA!!!
2. Could someone sweep this up? The floor seems to be covered with glass shards — almost as if something had been shattered …
3. So nice to finally meet you, Miss Lewinsky. This plane will take you directly to Guantanamo.
4. Okay, Bill. Lose some weight, get rid of that grey, and buy some Armani suits. You’ve got to look the part of First Gentleman

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Things Hillary Clinton might be saying on Wednesday, November 9, 2016

1. And Trump thought he could beat me? HA!!!
2. Could someone sweep this up? The floor seems to be covered with glass shards — almost as if something had been shattered …
3. So nice to finally meet you, Miss Lewinsky. This plane will take you directly to Guantanamo.
4. Okay, Bill. Lose some weight, get rid of that grey, and buy some Armani suits. You’ve got to look the part of First Gentleman
5. Let’s get those Treason charges on Donald started, pronto!

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Things Hillary Clinton might be saying on Wednesday, November 9, 2016

1. And Trump thought he could beat me? HA!!!
2. Could someone sweep this up? The floor seems to be covered with glass shards — almost as if something had been shattered …
3. So nice to finally meet you, Miss Lewinsky. This plane will take you directly to Guantanamo.
4. Okay, Bill. Lose some weight, get rid of that grey, and buy some Armani suits. You’ve got to look the part of First Gentleman
5. Let’s get those Treason charges on Donald started, pronto!
6. That’s it; I’m done with these damned pantsuits. Say hello to the Presidential Muumuu!