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Things Hillary Clinton might be saying on Wednesday, November 9, 2016

  1. And Trump thought he could beat me? HA!!!
  2. Could someone sweep this up? The floor seems to be covered with glass shards — almost as if something had been shattered …
  3. So nice to finally meet you, Miss Lewinsky. This plane will take you directly to Guantanamo.
  4. Okay, Bill. Lose some weight, get rid of that grey, and buy some Armani suits. You’ve got to look the part of First Gentleman
  5. Let’s get those Treason charges on Donald started, pronto!
  6. That’s it; I’m done with these damned pantsuits. Say hello to the Presidential Muumuu!
  7. Well, you know, I have to resign because the Bible says a woman cannot hold domain over a man…BAZINGA!
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Things Hillary Clinton might be saying on Wednesday, November 9, 2016

  1. And Trump thought he could beat me? HA!!!
  2. Could someone sweep this up? The floor seems to be covered with glass shards — almost as if something had been shattered …
  3. So nice to finally meet you, Miss Lewinsky. This plane will take you directly to Guantanamo.
  4. Okay, Bill. Lose some weight, get rid of that grey, and buy some Armani suits. You’ve got to look the part of First Gentleman
  5. Let’s get those Treason charges on Donald started, pronto!
  6. That’s it; I’m done with these damned pantsuits. Say hello to the Presidential Muumuu!
  7. Well, you know, I have to resign because the Bible says a woman cannot hold domain over a man…BAZINGA!
  8. Finally, I can start that “Seinfeld” marathon I’ve been putting off all these years!
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Things Hillary Clinton might be saying on Wednesday, November 9, 2016

  1. And Trump thought he could beat me? HA!!!
  2. Could someone sweep this up? The floor seems to be covered with glass shards — almost as if something had been shattered …
  3. So nice to finally meet you, Miss Lewinsky. This plane will take you directly to Guantanamo.
  4. Okay, Bill. Lose some weight, get rid of that grey, and buy some Armani suits. You’ve got to look the part of First Gentleman
  5. Let’s get those Treason charges on Donald started, pronto!
  6. That’s it; I’m done with these damned pantsuits. Say hello to the Presidential Muumuu!
  7. Well, you know, I have to resign because the Bible says a woman cannot hold domain over a man…BAZINGA!
  8. Finally, I can start that “Seinfeld” marathon I’ve been putting off all these years!
  9. Oh, and those deleted emails? SO treasonous. Really, you have no idea.
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Things Hillary Clinton might be saying on Wednesday, November 9, 2016

  1. And Trump thought he could beat me? HA!!!
  2. Could someone sweep this up? The floor seems to be covered with glass shards — almost as if something had been shattered …
  3. So nice to finally meet you, Miss Lewinsky. This plane will take you directly to Guantanamo.
  4. Okay, Bill. Lose some weight, get rid of that grey, and buy some Armani suits. You’ve got to look the part of First Gentleman
  5. Let’s get those Treason charges on Donald started, pronto!
  6. That’s it; I’m done with these damned pantsuits. Say hello to the Presidential Muumuu!
  7. Well, you know, I have to resign because the Bible says a woman cannot hold domain over a man…BAZINGA!
  8. Finally, I can start that “Seinfeld” marathon I’ve been putting off all these years!
  9. Oh, and those deleted emails? SO treasonous. Really, you have no idea.
    10.I would like to thank my true love partner in life and we both think it’s past time for both of us to come out of the closet. So here she is…Oprah Winfrey!
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Things Hillary Clinton might be saying on Wednesday, November 9, 2016

  1. And Trump thought he could beat me? HA!!!
  2. Could someone sweep this up? The floor seems to be covered with glass shards — almost as if something had been shattered …
  3. So nice to finally meet you, Miss Lewinsky. This plane will take you directly to Guantanamo.
  4. Okay, Bill. Lose some weight, get rid of that grey, and buy some Armani suits. You’ve got to look the part of First Gentleman
  5. Let’s get those Treason charges on Donald started, pronto!
  6. That’s it; I’m done with these damned pantsuits. Say hello to the Presidential Muumuu!
  7. Well, you know, I have to resign because the Bible says a woman cannot hold domain over a man…BAZINGA!
  8. Finally, I can start that “Seinfeld” marathon I’ve been putting off all these years!
  9. Oh, and those deleted emails? SO treasonous. Really, you have no idea.
    10.I would like to thank my true love partner in life and we both think it’s past time for both of us to come out of the closet. So here she is…Oprah Winfrey!
  10. “Ha ha, suckers. The real Hillary Clinton died years ago.” Pulls off mask. “It’s really me, Barack Obama. And you just elected me to a third term.”

“And it’s been Joe Biden wearing the Donald Trump mask. I’m frankly amazed we got away with this.”

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Things Hillary Clinton might be saying on Wednesday, November 9, 2016

  1. And Trump thought he could beat me? HA!!!
  2. Could someone sweep this up? The floor seems to be covered with glass shards — almost as if something had been shattered …
  3. So nice to finally meet you, Miss Lewinsky. This plane will take you directly to Guantanamo.
  4. Okay, Bill. Lose some weight, get rid of that grey, and buy some Armani suits. You’ve got to look the part of First Gentleman
  5. Let’s get those Treason charges on Donald started, pronto!
  6. That’s it; I’m done with these damned pantsuits. Say hello to the Presidential Muumuu!
  7. Well, you know, I have to resign because the Bible says a woman cannot hold domain over a man…BAZINGA!
  8. Finally, I can start that “Seinfeld” marathon I’ve been putting off all these years!
  9. Oh, and those deleted emails? SO treasonous. Really, you have no idea.
    10.I would like to thank my true love partner in life and we both think it’s past time for both of us to come out of the closet. So here she is…Oprah Winfrey!
  10. “Ha ha, suckers. The real Hillary Clinton died years ago.” Pulls off mask. “It’s really me, Barack Obama. And you just elected me to a third term.” “And it’s been Joe Biden wearing the Donald Trump mask. I’m frankly amazed we got away with this.”
  11. “Likable enough? I’m tired of being likable enough! Now I’ll show you!”
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Things Hillary Clinton might be saying on Wednesday, November 9, 2016

  1. And Trump thought he could beat me? HA!!!
  2. Could someone sweep this up? The floor seems to be covered with glass shards — almost as if something had been shattered …
  3. So nice to finally meet you, Miss Lewinsky. This plane will take you directly to Guantanamo.
  4. Okay, Bill. Lose some weight, get rid of that grey, and buy some Armani suits. You’ve got to look the part of First Gentleman
  5. Let’s get those Treason charges on Donald started, pronto!
  6. That’s it; I’m done with these damned pantsuits. Say hello to the Presidential Muumuu!
  7. Well, you know, I have to resign because the Bible says a woman cannot hold domain over a man…BAZINGA!
  8. Finally, I can start that “Seinfeld” marathon I’ve been putting off all these years!
  9. Oh, and those deleted emails? SO treasonous. Really, you have no idea.
    10.I would like to thank my true love partner in life and we both think it’s past time for both of us to come out of the closet. So here she is…Oprah Winfrey!
  10. “Ha ha, suckers. The real Hillary Clinton died years ago.” Pulls off mask. “It’s really me, Barack Obama. And you just elected me to a third term.” “And it’s been Joe Biden wearing the Donald Trump mask. I’m frankly amazed we got away with this.”
  11. “Likable enough? I’m tired of being likable enough! Now I’ll show you!”
  12. “Chelsea is being appointed to the post of Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. Today.”
    New! Mary Ann Madden, who edited a literary composition contest in The New Yorker for over three decades, has passed away. In tribute, one of her best known competitions:

Unusual greeting cards.

  1. Thank you for the giant sea tortoise.
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Unusual greeting cards.

  1. Thank you for the giant sea tortoise.
  2. I forgive you for giving me an STD
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Can’t let one of my pet peeves slide. It’s “Chief Justice of the United States”: 28 U.S. Code § 1 - Number of justices; quorum | U.S. Code | US Law | LII / Legal Information Institute

Unusual greeting cards.

  1. Thank you for the giant sea tortoise.
  2. I forgive you for giving me an STD
  3. Jeez, I can’t believe you’re that hung up on the Chief Justice’s title!
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Unusual greeting cards.

  1. Thank you for the giant sea tortoise.
  2. I forgive you for giving me an STD
  3. Jeez, I can’t believe you’re that hung up on the Chief Justice’s title!
  4. Kiddo, your mom and I are getting a divorce
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Unusual greeting cards.

  1. Thank you for the giant sea tortoise.
  2. I forgive you for giving me an STD
  3. Jeez, I can’t believe you’re that hung up on the Chief Justice’s title!
  4. Kiddo, your mom and I are getting a divorce
  5. Congratulations on the new birth, let me know if I’m the dad.
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Unusual greeting cards.

  1. Thank you for the giant sea tortoise.
  2. I forgive you for giving me an STD
  3. Jeez, I can’t believe you’re that hung up on the Chief Justice’s title!
  4. Kiddo, your mom and I are getting a divorce
  5. Congratulations on the new birth, let me know if I’m the dad.
  6. You’re adopted and your real parents are circus people! Just kidding (about the circus people, you really are adopted)
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Unusual greeting cards.

  1. Thank you for the giant sea tortoise.
  2. I forgive you for giving me an STD
  3. Jeez, I can’t believe you’re that hung up on the Chief Justice’s title!
  4. Kiddo, your mom and I are getting a divorce
  5. Congratulations on the new birth, let me know if I’m the dad.
  6. You’re adopted and your real parents are circus people! Just kidding (about the circus people, you really are adopted)
  7. So you’ve been chosen Thane of Cawdor!
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Unusual greeting cards.

  1. Thank you for the giant sea tortoise.
  2. I forgive you for giving me an STD
  3. Jeez, I can’t believe you’re that hung up on the Chief Justice’s title!
  4. Kiddo, your mom and I are getting a divorce
  5. Congratulations on the new birth, let me know if I’m the dad.
  6. You’re adopted and your real parents are circus people! Just kidding (about the circus people, you really are adopted)
  7. So you’ve been chosen Thane of Cawdor!
  8. Have a Joyous, Happy Holocaust Remembrance Day!
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Unusual greeting cards.

  1. Thank you for the giant sea tortoise.
  2. I forgive you for giving me an STD
  3. Jeez, I can’t believe you’re that hung up on the Chief Justice’s title!
  4. Kiddo, your mom and I are getting a divorce
  5. Congratulations on the new birth, let me know if I’m the dad.
  6. You’re adopted and your real parents are circus people! Just kidding (about the circus people, you really are adopted)
  7. So you’ve been chosen Thane of Cawdor!
  8. Have a Joyous, Happy Holocaust Remembrance Day!
  9. Whoopee! Congratulations on your bountiful kale harvest!
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Unusual greeting cards.

  1. Thank you for the giant sea tortoise.
  2. I forgive you for giving me an STD
  3. Jeez, I can’t believe you’re that hung up on the Chief Justice’s title!
  4. Kiddo, your mom and I are getting a divorce
  5. Congratulations on the new birth, let me know if I’m the dad.
  6. You’re adopted and your real parents are circus people! Just kidding (about the circus people, you really are adopted)
  7. So you’ve been chosen Thane of Cawdor!
  8. Have a Joyous, Happy Holocaust Remembrance Day!
  9. Whoopee! Congratulations on your bountiful kale harvest!
  10. Thoughts and Prayers on the Death of Your Goldfish
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Unusual greeting cards.

  1. Thank you for the giant sea tortoise.
  2. I forgive you for giving me an STD
  3. Jeez, I can’t believe you’re that hung up on the Chief Justice’s title!
  4. Kiddo, your mom and I are getting a divorce
  5. Congratulations on the new birth, let me know if I’m the dad.
  6. You’re adopted and your real parents are circus people! Just kidding (about the circus people, you really are adopted)
  7. So you’ve been chosen Thane of Cawdor!
  8. Have a Joyous, Happy Holocaust Remembrance Day!
  9. Whoopee! Congratulations on your bountiful kale harvest!
  10. Thoughts and Prayers on the Death of Your Goldfish
  11. Congratulations on finally popping that huge ugly pimple. Or is that your nose?
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Unusual greeting cards.

  1. Thank you for the giant sea tortoise.
  2. I forgive you for giving me an STD
  3. Jeez, I can’t believe you’re that hung up on the Chief Justice’s title!
  4. Kiddo, your mom and I are getting a divorce
  5. Congratulations on the new birth, let me know if I’m the dad.
  6. You’re adopted and your real parents are circus people! Just kidding (about the circus people, you really are adopted)
  7. So you’ve been chosen Thane of Cawdor!
  8. Have a Joyous, Happy Holocaust Remembrance Day!
  9. Whoopee! Congratulations on your bountiful kale harvest!
  10. Thoughts and Prayers on the Death of Your Goldfish
  11. Congratulations on finally popping that huge ugly pimple. Or is that your nose?
  12. Don’t be discouraged. Lots of people fail the bar exam the first time.
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Unusual greeting cards.

  1. Thank you for the giant sea tortoise.

  2. I forgive you for giving me an STD

  3. Jeez, I can’t believe you’re that hung up on the Chief Justice’s title!

  4. Kiddo, your mom and I are getting a divorce

  5. Congratulations on the new birth, let me know if I’m the dad.

  6. You’re adopted and your real parents are circus people! Just kidding (about the circus people, you really are adopted)

  7. So you’ve been chosen Thane of Cawdor!

  8. Have a Joyous, Happy Holocaust Remembrance Day!

  9. Whoopee! Congratulations on your bountiful kale harvest!

  10. Thoughts and Prayers on the Death of Your Goldfish

  11. Congratulations on finally popping that huge ugly pimple. Or is that your nose?

  12. Don’t be discouraged. Lots of people fail the bar exam the first tim

  13. Hurray! You’re Out on Parole!
    There are no Holidays in August. Suggest one.

  14. “It’s Too Damn Hot to Do Anything” Day

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There are no Holidays in August. Suggest one.

  1. “It’s Too Damn Hot to Do Anything” Day
  2. Billy Bob Thornton’s Birthday