Bakers Dozen

Popular U.S. movies that were remakes of foreign films/the foreign film

  1. The Birdcage/La Cage Aux Folles
  2. The Postman Always Rings Twice/Le Dernier Tournant
  3. The Magnificent Seven/Seven Samurai
  4. Breathless/A Bout de Souffle
  5. Cousins/ Cousin, cousine
  6. The Vanishing / Spoorloos
  7. True Lies/La Totale!
  8. Funny Games / Funny Games
  9. Three Men and a Baby / Trois Hommes et un Couffin
  10. Vanilla Sky/Abre los ojos

Popular U.S. movies that were remakes of foreign films/the foreign film

  1. The Birdcage/La Cage Aux Folles
  2. The Postman Always Rings Twice/Le Dernier Tournant
  3. The Magnificent Seven/Seven Samurai
  4. Breathless/A Bout de Souffle
  5. Cousins/ Cousin, cousine
  6. The Vanishing / Spoorloos
  7. True Lies/La Totale!
  8. Funny Games / Funny Games
  9. Three Men and a Baby / Trois Hommes et un Couffin
  10. Vanilla Sky/Abre los ojos
  11. Victor-Victoria/Viktor und Viktoria

Popular U.S. movies that were remakes of foreign films/the foreign film

  1. The Birdcage/La Cage Aux Folles
  2. The Postman Always Rings Twice/Le Dernier Tournant
  3. The Magnificent Seven/Seven Samurai
  4. Breathless/A Bout de Souffle
  5. Cousins/ Cousin, cousine
  6. The Vanishing / Spoorloos
  7. True Lies/La Totale!
  8. Funny Games / Funny Games
  9. Three Men and a Baby / Trois Hommes et un Couffin
  10. Vanilla Sky/Abre los ojos
  11. Victor-Victoria/Viktor und Viktoria
  12. Let Me In / Let the Right One In

Popular U.S. movies that were remakes of foreign films/the foreign film

  1. The Birdcage/La Cage Aux Folles
  2. The Postman Always Rings Twice/Le Dernier Tournant
  3. The Magnificent Seven/Seven Samurai
  4. Breathless/A Bout de Souffle
  5. Cousins/ Cousin, cousine
  6. The Vanishing / Spoorloos
  7. True Lies/La Totale!
  8. Funny Games / Funny Games
  9. Three Men and a Baby / Trois Hommes et un Couffin
  10. Vanilla Sky/Abre los ojos
  11. Victor-Victoria/Viktor und Viktoria
  12. Let Me In / Let the Right One In
  13. The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo/Män som hatar kvinnor

Pass.

The punch line of a favorite joke. Just the punch line, please.

  1. Didn’t you hear that guy say, “Look at the two assholes on the camel.”?

The punch line of a favorite joke. Just the punch line, please.

  1. Didn’t you hear that guy say, “Look at the two assholes on the camel.”?
  2. “Twenty bucks, same as downtown.”

The punch line of a favorite joke. Just the punch line, please.

  1. Didn’t you hear that guy say, “Look at the two assholes on the camel”?
  2. “Twenty bucks, same as downtown.”
  3. “Not bad. But you’ll never guess who I had lunch with!”

The punch line of a favorite joke. Just the punch line, please.

  1. Didn’t you hear that guy say, “Look at the two assholes on the camel”?
  2. “Twenty bucks, same as downtown.”
  3. “Not bad. But you’ll never guess who I had lunch with!”
  4. “Pinocchio?!?”

The punch line of a favorite joke. Just the punch line, please.

  1. Didn’t you hear that guy say, “Look at the two assholes on the camel”?
  2. “Twenty bucks, same as downtown.”
  3. “Not bad. But you’ll never guess who I had lunch with!”
  4. “Pinocchio?!?”
  5. “But fook just one goat!”

The punch line of a favorite joke. Just the punch line, please.

  1. Didn’t you hear that guy say, “Look at the two assholes on the camel”?
  2. “Twenty bucks, same as downtown.”
  3. “Not bad. But you’ll never guess who I had lunch with!”
  4. “Pinocchio?!?”
  5. “But fook just one goat!”
  6. “No shit?” Well…hardly any."

The punch line of a favorite joke. Just the punch line, please.

  1. Didn’t you hear that guy say, “Look at the two assholes on the camel”?
  2. “Twenty bucks, same as downtown.”
  3. “Not bad. But you’ll never guess who I had lunch with!”
  4. “Pinocchio?!?”
  5. “But fook just one goat!”
  6. “No shit?” Well…hardly any."
  7. “It just goes to show; you don’t fuck with the Lone Ranger.”

The punch line of a favorite joke. Just the punch line, please.

  1. Didn’t you hear that guy say, “Look at the two assholes on the camel”?
  2. “Twenty bucks, same as downtown.”
  3. “Not bad. But you’ll never guess who I had lunch with!”
  4. “Pinocchio?!?”
  5. “But fook just one goat!”
  6. “No shit?” Well…hardly any."
  7. “It just goes to show; you don’t fuck with the Lone Ranger.”
  8. “Being able to wake up before noon.”

The punch line of a favorite joke. Just the punch line, please.

  1. Didn’t you hear that guy say, “Look at the two assholes on the camel”?
  2. “Twenty bucks, same as downtown.”
  3. “Not bad. But you’ll never guess who I had lunch with!”
  4. “Pinocchio?!?”
  5. “But fook just one goat!”
  6. “No shit?” Well…hardly any."
  7. “It just goes to show; you don’t fuck with the Lone Ranger.”
  8. “Being able to wake up before noon.”
  9. “You’re going to die.”

The punch line of a favorite joke. Just the punch line, please.

  1. Didn’t you hear that guy say, “Look at the two assholes on the camel”?
  2. “Twenty bucks, same as downtown.”
  3. “Not bad. But you’ll never guess who I had lunch with!”
  4. “Pinocchio?!?”
  5. “But fook just one goat!”
  6. “No shit?” Well…hardly any."
  7. “It just goes to show; you don’t fuck with the Lone Ranger.”
  8. “Being able to wake up before noon.”
  9. “You’re going to die.”
  10. “You have a drink named Bob?”

The punch line of a favorite joke. Just the punch line, please.

  1. Didn’t you hear that guy say, “Look at the two assholes on the camel”?
  2. “Twenty bucks, same as downtown.”
  3. “Not bad. But you’ll never guess who I had lunch with!”
  4. “Pinocchio?!?”
  5. “But fook just one goat!”
  6. “No shit?” Well…hardly any."
  7. “It just goes to show; you don’t fuck with the Lone Ranger.”
  8. “Being able to wake up before noon.”
  9. “You’re going to die.”
  10. “You have a drink named Bob?”
  11. “You know, Superman, you’re a real asshole when you’re drunk.”

Little Nemo, I was going to post that next! Great joke.

The punch line of a favorite joke. Just the punch line, please.

  1. Didn’t you hear that guy say, “Look at the two assholes on the camel”?
  2. “Twenty bucks, same as downtown.”
  3. “Not bad. But you’ll never guess who I had lunch with!”
  4. “Pinocchio?!?”
  5. “But fook just one goat!”
  6. “No shit?” Well…hardly any."
  7. “It just goes to show; you don’t fuck with the Lone Ranger.”
  8. “Being able to wake up before noon.”
  9. “You’re going to die.”
  10. “You have a drink named Bob?”
  11. “You know, Superman, you’re a real asshole when you’re drunk.”
  12. “Don’t matter none. Only gonna be the two of us there anyway.”

The punch line of a favorite joke. Just the punch line, please.

  1. Didn’t you hear that guy say, “Look at the two assholes on the camel”?
  2. “Twenty bucks, same as downtown.”
  3. “Not bad. But you’ll never guess who I had lunch with!”
  4. “Pinocchio?!?”
  5. “But fook just one goat!”
  6. “No shit?” Well…hardly any."
  7. “It just goes to show; you don’t fuck with the Lone Ranger.”
  8. “Being able to wake up before noon.”
  9. “You’re going to die.”
  10. “You have a drink named Bob?”
  11. “You know, Superman, you’re a real asshole when you’re drunk.”
  12. “Don’t matter none. Only gonna be the two of us there anyway.”
  13. “Well, I guess you’re not going to like Thursdays either.”

I’ll pass.

Surgeries/procedures you’ve had.

  1. 2012: Heart surgery: Aortic valve replacement, triple bypass.

Surgeries/procedures you’ve had.

  1. 2012: Heart surgery: Aortic valve replacement, triple bypass.
  2. 1998ish Wisdom Tooth Extraction

Surgeries/procedures you’ve had.

  1. 2012: Heart surgery: Aortic valve replacement, triple bypass.
  2. 1998ish Wisdom Tooth Extraction
  3. 1985 Laparoscopic cholecystectomy. Piece o’ cake!