Bakers Dozen

Surgeries/procedures you’ve had.

  1. 2012: Heart surgery: Aortic valve replacement, triple bypass.
  2. 1998ish Wisdom Tooth Extraction
  3. 1985 Laparoscopic cholecystectomy. Piece o’ cake!
  4. 2001 Double total hip replacements

Surgeries/procedures you’ve had.

  1. 2012: Heart surgery: Aortic valve replacement, triple bypass.
  2. 1998ish Wisdom Tooth Extraction
  3. 1985 Laparoscopic cholecystectomy. Piece o’ cake!
  4. 2001 Double total hip replacements
  5. 1970 Tonsilectomy

Surgeries/procedures you’ve had.

  1. 2012: Heart surgery: Aortic valve replacement, triple bypass.
  2. 1998ish Wisdom Tooth Extraction
  3. 1985 Laparoscopic cholecystectomy. Piece o’ cake!
  4. 2001 Double total hip replacements
  5. 1970 Tonsilectomy
  6. 1982 Vasectomy

Surgeries/procedures you’ve had.

  1. 2012: Heart surgery: Aortic valve replacement, triple bypass.
  2. 1998ish Wisdom Tooth Extraction
  3. 1985 Laparoscopic cholecystectomy. Piece o’ cake!
  4. 2001 Double total hip replacements
  5. 1970 Tonsilectomy
  6. 1982 Vasectomy
  7. 2010 Lateral collateral ligament reconstruction

Like Tommy John surgery, but on the lateral elbow ligament, not the ulnar. Rehab took many months; I don’t know how MLB pitchers can play again just months after the procedure.

Surgeries/procedures you’ve had.

  1. 2012: Heart surgery: Aortic valve replacement, triple bypass.
  2. 1998ish Wisdom Tooth Extraction
  3. 1985 Laparoscopic cholecystectomy. Piece o’ cake!
  4. 2001 Double total hip replacements
  5. 1970 Tonsilectomy
  6. 1982 Vasectomy
  7. 2010 Lateral collateral ligament reconstruction
  8. Colonoscopy

Doc found a precancerous node in there and removed it but then I wouldn’t stop bleeding. They pulled me out and put me in recovery then put me back into the room to try to close up the wound again. Meanwhile I was loopy from being doped up and didn’t know what was going on and my wife was out in the waiting room freaking out because they wouldn’t tell her what was happening. My colon is much better now.

Surgeries/procedures you’ve had.

  1. 2012: Heart surgery: Aortic valve replacement, triple bypass.
  2. 1998ish Wisdom Tooth Extraction
  3. 1985 Laparoscopic cholecystectomy. Piece o’ cake!
  4. 2001 Double total hip replacements
  5. 1970 Tonsilectomy
  6. 1982 Vasectomy
  7. 2010 Lateral collateral ligament reconstruction
  8. Colonoscopy
  9. 1978: Appendectomy

Surgeries/procedures you’ve had.

  1. 2012: Heart surgery: Aortic valve replacement, triple bypass.
  2. 1998ish Wisdom Tooth Extraction
  3. 1985 Laparoscopic cholecystectomy. Piece o’ cake!
  4. 2001 Double total hip replacements
  5. 1970 Tonsilectomy
  6. 1982 Vasectomy
  7. 2010 Lateral collateral ligament reconstruction
  8. Colonoscopy
  9. 1978: Appendectomy
  10. 2009: Tonsillectomy

Surgeries/procedures you’ve had.

  1. 2012: Heart surgery: Aortic valve replacement, triple bypass.
  2. 1998ish Wisdom Tooth Extraction
  3. 1985 Laparoscopic cholecystectomy. Piece o’ cake!
  4. 2001 Double total hip replacements
  5. 1970 Tonsilectomy
  6. 1982 Vasectomy
  7. 2010 Lateral collateral ligament reconstruction
  8. Colonoscopy
  9. 1978: Appendectomy
  10. 2009: Tonsillectomy
  11. 2004: Vasectomy

Surgeries/procedures you’ve had.

  1. 2012: Heart surgery: Aortic valve replacement, triple bypass.
  2. 1998ish Wisdom Tooth Extraction
  3. 1985 Laparoscopic cholecystectomy. Piece o’ cake!
  4. 2001 Double total hip replacements
  5. 1970 Tonsilectomy
  6. 1982 Vasectomy
  7. 2010 Lateral collateral ligament reconstruction
  8. Colonoscopy
  9. 1978: Appendectomy
  10. 2009: Tonsillectomy
  11. 2004: Vasectomy
  12. 1992: Electroconvulsive therapy

Surgeries/procedures you’ve had.

  1. 2012: Heart surgery: Aortic valve replacement, triple bypass.
  2. 1998ish Wisdom Tooth Extraction
  3. 1985 Laparoscopic cholecystectomy. Piece o’ cake!
  4. 2001 Double total hip replacements
  5. 1970 Tonsilectomy
  6. 1982 Vasectomy
  7. 2010 Lateral collateral ligament reconstruction
  8. Colonoscopy
  9. 1978: Appendectomy
  10. 2009: Tonsillectomy
  11. 2004: Vasectomy
  12. 1992: Electroconvulsive therapy
  13. 2016: Colonoscopy

Turned out fine.
New! Unmade sequels to real movies

  1. The King and II

New! Unmade sequels to real movies

  1. The King and II
  2. Plan 10 from Outer Space

New! Unmade sequels to real movies

  1. The King and II
  2. Plan 10 from Outer Space
  3. Feast Day of Aaron the Illustrious (Which falls on 2/3, so it’s the day after Groundhog Day.)

Unmade sequels to real movies

  1. The King and II
  2. Plan 10 from Outer Space
  3. Feast Day of Aaron the Illustrious (Which falls on 2/3, so it’s the day after Groundhog Day.)
  4. The Ghost of Mrs Muir

Unmade sequels to real movies

  1. The King and II
  2. Plan 10 from Outer Space
  3. Feast Day of Aaron the Illustrious (Which falls on 2/3, so it’s the day after Groundhog Day.)
  4. The Ghost of Mrs Muir
  5. Dirtier Dancing
  1. The King and II
  2. Plan 10 from Outer Space
  3. Feast Day of Aaron the Illustrious (Which falls on 2/3, so it’s the day after Groundhog Day.)
  4. The Ghost of Mrs Muir
  5. Dirtier Dancing
  6. My Dinner with Andrea

Unmade sequels to real movies

  1. The King and II
  2. Plan 10 from Outer Space
  3. Feast Day of Aaron the Illustrious (Which falls on 2/3, so it’s the day after Groundhog Day.)
  4. The Ghost of Mrs Muir
  5. Dirtier Dancing
  6. My Dinner with Andrea
  7. Leonard Part 7

Unmade sequels to real movies

  1. The King and II
  2. Plan 10 from Outer Space
  3. Feast Day of Aaron the Illustrious (Which falls on 2/3, so it’s the day after Groundhog Day.)
  4. The Ghost of Mrs Muir
  5. Dirtier Dancing
  6. My Dinner with Andrea
  7. Leonard Part 7
  8. Electromagnetic (as a sequel to Gravity)

Unmade sequels to real movies

  1. The King and II
  2. Plan 10 from Outer Space
  3. Feast Day of Aaron the Illustrious (Which falls on 2/3, so it’s the day after Groundhog Day.)
  4. The Ghost of Mrs Muir
  5. Dirtier Dancing
  6. My Dinner with Andrea
  7. Leonard Part 7
  8. Electromagnetic (as a sequel to Gravity)
  9. E.T. 2: Text home

Unmade sequels to real movies

  1. The King and II
  2. Plan 10 from Outer Space
  3. Feast Day of Aaron the Illustrious (Which falls on 2/3, so it’s the day after Groundhog Day.)
  4. The Ghost of Mrs Muir
  5. Dirtier Dancing
  6. My Dinner with Andrea
  7. Leonard Part 7
  8. Electromagnetic (as a sequel to Gravity)
  9. E.T. 2: Text home
  10. The 15 Commandments: The Discovered Tablet

Unmade sequels to real movies

  1. The King and II
  2. Plan 10 from Outer Space
  3. Feast Day of Aaron the Illustrious (Which falls on 2/3, so it’s the day after Groundhog Day.)
  4. The Ghost of Mrs Muir
  5. Dirtier Dancing
  6. My Dinner with Andrea
  7. Leonard Part 7
  8. Electromagnetic (as a sequel to Gravity)
  9. E.T. 2: Text home
  10. The 15 Commandments: The Discovered Tablet
  11. The Satiated Games