Bakers Dozen

Unmade sequels to real movies

  1. The King and II
  2. Plan 10 from Outer Space
  3. Feast Day of Aaron the Illustrious (Which falls on 2/3, so it’s the day after Groundhog Day.)
  4. The Ghost of Mrs Muir
  5. Dirtier Dancing
  6. My Dinner with Andrea
  7. Leonard Part 7
  8. Electromagnetic (as a sequel to Gravity)
  9. E.T. 2: Text home
  10. The 15 Commandments: The Discovered Tablet
  11. The Satiated Games
  12. Close Encounters of the Fourth Kind

Unmade sequels to real movies

  1. The King and II
  2. Plan 10 from Outer Space
  3. Feast Day of Aaron the Illustrious (Which falls on 2/3, so it’s the day after Groundhog Day.)
  4. The Ghost of Mrs Muir
  5. Dirtier Dancing
  6. My Dinner with Andrea
  7. Leonard Part 7
  8. Electromagnetic (as a sequel to Gravity)
  9. E.T. 2: Text home
  10. The 15 Commandments: The Discovered Tablet
  11. The Satiated Games
  12. Close Encounters of the Fourth Kind
  13. One A.M. in the Garden of Good and Evil

Eastwood effed up source material to hell and back and worked in his kid once— can he do it again, this time with another kid?

In recognition of Ruby Tuesdays closing 100 of its restaurants, next up:

Ideas for Theme Restaurants that could take the place of Ruby Tuesdays

  1. Ripper Jack’s Authentic Whitehall Pub

An English pub that features actual cheap prostitutes, damp walls, bad hygiene, and a total lack of health inspection.

Ideas for Theme Restaurants that could take the place of Ruby Tuesdays

  1. Ripper Jack’s Authentic Whitehall Pub
    An English pub that features actual cheap prostitutes, damp walls, bad hygiene, and a total lack of health inspection.
  2. MacDougal’s
    A Scottish fast-food restaurant, featuring Haggis, Scotch Pies, various colours of puddings.

Ideas for Theme Restaurants that could take the place of Ruby Tuesdays

  1. Ripper Jack’s Authentic Whitehall Pub
  2. MacDougal’s
  3. Manic Monday’s

80s themed, featuring the song by The Bangles and other 80s hits and styles, including waitstaff in aerobics clothing, leg warmers and big hair.

Ideas for Theme Restaurants that could take the place of Ruby Tuesdays

  1. Ripper Jack’s Authentic Whitehall Pub
  2. MacDougal’s
  3. Manic Monday’s
  4. Cosby’s

Pastels, waiters in nice sweaters, and free “mystery cocktails” for ladies.

Ideas for Theme Restaurants that could take the place of Ruby Tuesdays

  1. Ripper Jack’s Authentic Whitehall Pub
  2. MacDougal’s
  3. Manic Monday’s
  4. Cosby’s
  5. Cooper’s Ligaments

An offshoot of Hooters. You’re issued X-ray specs as you enter the restaurant. :wink:

Ideas for Theme Restaurants that could take the place of Ruby Tuesdays

  1. Ripper Jack’s Authentic Whitehall Pub
  2. MacDougal’s
  3. Manic Monday’s
  4. Cosby’s
  5. Cooper’s Ligaments
  6. 19th Nervous Breakdown

Because all those Ruby Tuesdays closing is creating a void in Rolling Stones themed restaurants.

Ideas for Theme Restaurants that could take the place of Ruby Tuesdays

  1. Ripper Jack’s Authentic Whitehall Pub
  2. MacDougal’s
  3. Manic Monday’s
  4. Cosby’s
  5. Cooper’s Ligaments
  6. 19th Nervous Breakdown
  7. Club Foot

A Byron themed literary pub.
Food includes She Walks in Poutine, Mary Shelley’s Franks’n’Steins, and Lady Carolune Lamb Chops.

Ideas for Theme Restaurants that could take the place of Ruby Tuesdays

  1. Ripper Jack’s Authentic Whitehall Pub
  2. MacDougal’s
  3. Manic Monday’s
  4. Cosby’s
  5. Cooper’s Ligaments
  6. 19th Nervous Breakdown
  7. Club Foot
  8. Drusilla Pennys

Ideas for Theme Restaurants that could take the place of Ruby Tuesdays

  1. Ripper Jack’s Authentic Whitehall Pub
  2. MacDougal’s
  3. Manic Monday’s
  4. Cosby’s
  5. Cooper’s Ligaments
  6. 19th Nervous Breakdown
  7. Club Foot
  8. Drusilla Pennys
  9. Khaki Garden

Ideas for Theme Restaurants that could take the place of Ruby Tuesdays

  1. Ripper Jack’s Authentic Whitehall Pub
  2. MacDougal’s
  3. Manic Monday’s
  4. Cosby’s
  5. Cooper’s Ligaments
  6. 19th Nervous Breakdown
  7. Club Foot
  8. Drusilla Pennys
  9. Khaki Garden
  10. Burger Queen

The decor and waiters are *fa-*bulous!

Ideas for Theme Restaurants that could take the place of Ruby Tuesdays

  1. Ripper Jack’s Authentic Whitehall Pub
  2. MacDougal’s
  3. Manic Monday’s
  4. Cosby’s
  5. Cooper’s Ligaments
  6. 19th Nervous Breakdown
  7. Club Foot
  8. Drusilla Pennys
  9. Khaki Garden
  10. Burger Queen
  11. Tuesday Afternoon

Clearly, the problem with Ruby Tuesdays was that they chose the wrong Tuesday song to name it after.

Ideas for Theme Restaurants that could take the place of Ruby Tuesdays

  1. Ripper Jack’s Authentic Whitehall Pub
  2. MacDougal’s
  3. Manic Monday’s
  4. Cosby’s
  5. Cooper’s Ligaments
  6. 19th Nervous Breakdown
  7. Club Foot
  8. Drusilla Pennys
  9. Khaki Garden
  10. Burger Queen
  11. Tuesday Afternoon
  12. Sapphire Saturdays

Ideas for Theme Restaurants that could take the place of Ruby Tuesdays

  1. Ripper Jack’s Authentic Whitehall Pub
  2. MacDougal’s
  3. Manic Monday’s
  4. Cosby’s
  5. Cooper’s Ligaments
  6. 19th Nervous Breakdown
  7. Club Foot
  8. Drusilla Pennys
  9. Khaki Garden
  10. Burger Queen
  11. Tuesday Afternoon
  12. Sapphire Saturdays
  13. Sweeny Todd’s (well, duh…)

Next up: Movie remakes you’d like to see, in hopes it’s done right this time

  1. Stephen King’s Children of the Corn

Next up: Movie remakes you’d like to see, in hopes it’s done right this time

  1. Stephen King’s Children of the Corn
  2. Krull

Movie remakes you’d like to see, in hopes it’s done right this time

  1. Stephen King’s Children of the Corn
  2. Krull
  3. The Postman

Movie remakes you’d like to see, in hopes it’s done right this time

  1. Stephen King’s Children of the Corn
  2. Krull
  3. The Postman
  4. Starship Troopers

Played straight, and with REAL powered armor, dammit!

Movie remakes you’d like to see, in hopes it’s done right this time

  1. Stephen King’s Children of the Corn
  2. Krull
  3. The Postman
  4. Starship Troopers
  5. Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
    Instead of padding out the first book with the non-existent romance between Arthur and Trillian, stick to the story and include Restaurant at the End of the Universe and Life, the Universe and Everything

Movie remakes you’d like to see, in hopes it’s done right this time

  1. Stephen King’s Children of the Corn
  2. Krull
  3. The Postman
  4. Starship Troopers
  5. Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
  6. Dune

All agreed?

Movie remakes you’d like to see, in hopes it’s done right this time

  1. Stephen King’s Children of the Corn
  2. Krull
  3. The Postman
  4. Starship Troopers
  5. Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
  6. Dune
  7. Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
    God, I wanted to like that film. But I just couldn’t.