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Biggest future surprises about Donald Trump’s taxes

  1. $25 million deduction for toupee warehouse amortization
  2. People will stop caring.
  3. 79 illegitimate children claimed as dependents.
  4. He never checked the box to contribute to the RNC.
  5. He collects Social Security.
46587

Biggest future surprises about Donald Trump’s taxes

  1. $25 million deduction for toupee warehouse amortization
  2. People will stop caring.
  3. 79 illegitimate children claimed as dependents.
  4. He never checked the box to contribute to the RNC.
  5. He collects Social Security.
  6. Large deductions for campaign costs as “job-search expenses”
46588

Biggest future surprises about Donald Trump’s taxes

  1. $25 million deduction for toupee warehouse amortization
  2. People will stop caring.
  3. 79 illegitimate children claimed as dependents.
  4. He never checked the box to contribute to the RNC.
  5. He collects Social Security.
  6. Large deductions for campaign costs as “job-search expenses”
  7. Chris Christie listed as a dependent
46589

Biggest future surprises about Donald Trump’s taxes

  1. $25 million deduction for toupee warehouse amortization
  2. People will stop caring.
  3. 79 illegitimate children claimed as dependents.
  4. He never checked the box to contribute to the RNC.
  5. He collects Social Security.
  6. Large deductions for campaign costs as “job-search expenses”
  7. Chris Christie listed as a dependent
  8. Counted the advice he gave a homeless guy to beg two streets over as a $500,000 pro-bono consulting fee charitable deduction
46590

Biggest future surprises about Donald Trump’s taxes

  1. $25 million deduction for toupee warehouse amortization
  2. People will stop caring.
  3. 79 illegitimate children claimed as dependents.
  4. He never checked the box to contribute to the RNC.
  5. He collects Social Security.
  6. Large deductions for campaign costs as “job-search expenses”
  7. Chris Christie listed as a dependent
  8. Counted the advice he gave a homeless guy to beg two streets over as a $500,000 pro-bono consulting fee charitable deduction
  9. His conscience bothered him after declaring a loss of $900,000,000 in 1995 so he’s been overpaying for the last 20 years.
46591

Biggest future surprises about Donald Trump’s taxes

  1. $25 million deduction for toupee warehouse amortization
  2. People will stop caring.
  3. 79 illegitimate children claimed as dependents.
  4. He never checked the box to contribute to the RNC.
  5. He collects Social Security.
  6. Large deductions for campaign costs as “job-search expenses”
  7. Chris Christie listed as a dependent
  8. Counted the advice he gave a homeless guy to beg two streets over as a $500,000 pro-bono consulting fee charitable deduction
  9. His conscience bothered him after declaring a loss of $900,000,000 in 1995 so he’s been overpaying for the last 20 years.
  10. CPA co-signature simply says “A short guy wearing a yarmulke”.
46592

Biggest future surprises about Donald Trump’s taxes

  1. $25 million deduction for toupee warehouse amortization
  2. People will stop caring.
  3. 79 illegitimate children claimed as dependents.
  4. He never checked the box to contribute to the RNC.
  5. He collects Social Security.
  6. Large deductions for campaign costs as “job-search expenses”
  7. Chris Christie listed as a dependent
  8. Counted the advice he gave a homeless guy to beg two streets over as a $500,000 pro-bono consulting fee charitable deduction
  9. His conscience bothered him after declaring a loss of $900,000,000 in 1995 so he’s been overpaying for the last 20 years.
  10. CPA co-signature simply says “A short guy wearing a yarmulke”.
  11. He tried to deduct all the money he gave to Hillary Clinton
46593

Biggest future surprises about Donald Trump’s taxes

  1. $25 million deduction for toupee warehouse amortization
  2. People will stop caring.
  3. 79 illegitimate children claimed as dependents.
  4. He never checked the box to contribute to the RNC.
  5. He collects Social Security.
  6. Large deductions for campaign costs as “job-search expenses”
  7. Chris Christie listed as a dependent
  8. Counted the advice he gave a homeless guy to beg two streets over as a $500,000 pro-bono consulting fee charitable deduction
  9. His conscience bothered him after declaring a loss of $900,000,000 in 1995 so he’s been overpaying for the last 20 years.
  10. CPA co-signature simply says “A short guy wearing a yarmulke”.
  11. He tried to deduct all the money he gave to Hillary Clinton
  12. He paid the best taxes. Huge taxes. He paid astonishingly excellent taxes. He paid taxes bigly.
46594

Biggest future surprises about Donald Trump’s taxes

  1. $25 million deduction for toupee warehouse amortization

  2. People will stop caring.

  3. 79 illegitimate children claimed as dependents.

  4. He never checked the box to contribute to the RNC.

  5. He collects Social Security.

  6. Large deductions for campaign costs as “job-search expenses”

  7. Chris Christie listed as a dependent

  8. Counted the advice he gave a homeless guy to beg two streets over as a $500,000 pro-bono consulting fee charitable deduction

  9. His conscience bothered him after declaring a loss of $900,000,000 in 1995 so he’s been overpaying for the last 20 years.

  10. CPA co-signature simply says “A short guy wearing a yarmulke”.

  11. He tried to deduct all the money he gave to Hillary Clinton

  12. He paid the best taxes. Huge taxes. He paid astonishingly excellent taxes. He paid taxes bigly.

  13. He always tithes 10% of his income to his church.
    New topic: Vice Presidential candidates from losing tickets

  14. Edmund Muskie - Democratic Party - 1968

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Vice Presidential candidates from losing tickets

  1. Edmund Muskie - Democratic Party - 1968
  2. Geraldine Ferraro, Democrat, 1984
46596

Vice Presidential candidates from losing tickets

  1. Edmund Muskie - Democratic Party - 1968
  2. Geraldine Ferraro, Democrat, 1984
  3. Joe Lieberman, 2000
46597

Vice Presidential candidates from losing tickets

  1. Edmund Muskie - Democratic Party - 1968
  2. Geraldine Ferraro, Democrat, 1984
  3. Joe Lieberman, 2000
  4. Earl Warren, 1948 (Dewey defeats Truman)
46598

Vice Presidential candidates from losing tickets

  1. Edmund Muskie - Democratic Party - 1968
  2. Geraldine Ferraro, Democrat, 1984
  3. Joe Lieberman, 2000
  4. Earl Warren, 1948 (Dewey defeats Truman)
  5. Sargent Shriver, McGovern’s twentieth choice in 1972
46599

Vice Presidential candidates from losing tickets

  1. Edmund Muskie - Democratic Party - 1968
  2. Geraldine Ferraro, Democrat, 1984
  3. Joe Lieberman, 2000
  4. Earl Warren, 1948 (Dewey defeats Truman)
  5. Sargent Shriver, McGovern’s twentieth choice in 1972
  6. Lloyd Bentsen, 1988

The man who delivered the most memorable of VP debate lines: “Senator, you’re no Jack Kennedy”

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Vice Presidential candidates from losing tickets

  1. Edmund Muskie - Democratic Party - 1968
  2. Geraldine Ferraro, Democrat, 1984
  3. Joe Lieberman, 2000
  4. Earl Warren, 1948 (Dewey defeats Truman)
  5. Sargent Shriver, McGovern’s twentieth choice in 1972
  6. Lloyd Bentsen, 1988
  7. Robert Dole, 1976

Replaced incumbent Nelson Rockefeller in Ford’s re-election attempt.

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Vice Presidential candidates from losing tickets

  1. Edmund Muskie - Democratic Party - 1968
  2. Geraldine Ferraro, Democrat, 1984
  3. Joe Lieberman, 2000
  4. Earl Warren, 1948 (Dewey defeats Truman)
  5. Sargent Shriver, McGovern’s twentieth choice in 1972
  6. Lloyd Bentsen, 1988
  7. Robert Dole, 1976
  8. Sarah Palin, 2008

The first mentally handicapped person to appear on a ticket.

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Vice Presidential candidates from losing tickets

  1. Edmund Muskie - Democratic Party - 1968
  2. Geraldine Ferraro, Democrat, 1984
  3. Joe Lieberman, 2000
  4. Earl Warren, 1948 (Dewey defeats Truman)
  5. Sargent Shriver, McGovern’s twentieth choice in 1972
  6. Lloyd Bentsen, 1988
  7. Robert Dole, 1976
  8. Sarah Palin, 2008
  9. Etses Kefauver (Adlai Sevenson), 1956.
46603

Vice Presidential candidates from losing tickets

  1. Edmund Muskie - Democratic Party - 1968
  2. Geraldine Ferraro, Democrat, 1984
  3. Joe Lieberman, 2000
  4. Earl Warren, 1948 (Dewey defeats Truman)
  5. Sargent Shriver, McGovern’s twentieth choice in 1972
  6. Lloyd Bentsen, 1988
  7. Robert Dole, 1976
  8. Sarah Palin, 2008
  9. Etses Kefauver (Adlai Sevenson), 1956.
  10. Charles L. McNary (Wendell L. Willkie), 1940
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Vice Presidential candidates from losing tickets

  1. Edmund Muskie - Democratic Party - 1968
  2. Geraldine Ferraro, Democrat, 1984
  3. Joe Lieberman, 2000
  4. Earl Warren, 1948 (Dewey defeats Truman)
  5. Sargent Shriver, McGovern’s twentieth choice in 1972
  6. Lloyd Bentsen, 1988
  7. Robert Dole, 1976
  8. Sarah Palin, 2008
  9. Etses Kefauver (Adlai Sevenson), 1956.
  10. Charles L. McNary (Wendell L. Willkie), 1940
  11. Paul Ryan - Republican Party - 2012
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Vice Presidential candidates from losing tickets

  1. Edmund Muskie - Democratic Party - 1968
  2. Geraldine Ferraro, Democrat, 1984
  3. Joe Lieberman, 2000
  4. Earl Warren, 1948 (Dewey defeats Truman)
  5. Sargent Shriver, McGovern’s twentieth choice in 1972
  6. Lloyd Bentsen, 1988
  7. Robert Dole, 1976
  8. Sarah Palin, 2008
  9. Etses Kefauver (Adlai Sevenson), 1956.
  10. Charles L. McNary (Wendell L. Willkie), 1940
  11. Paul Ryan - Republican Party - 2012
  12. Bill Miller (Nixon) 1964

So thoroughly forgotten, he did a “Do you know who I am?” credit card commercial 20 years later.