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Celebrities who have been married exactly three times. No more, no less. In honor of our President-Elect:

  1. Donald Trump
  2. Paul McCartney
  3. Kate Winslet
  4. John Wayne
  5. Andrew Lloyd Webber
  6. Charlie Sheen
  7. Mary Tyler Moore
  8. Tom Cruise
  9. Kim Kardashian

A bachelor is defined as a man who never made the same mistake once.

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Celebrities who have been married exactly three times. No more, no less. In honor of our President-Elect:

  1. Donald Trump
  2. Paul McCartney
  3. Kate Winslet
  4. John Wayne
  5. Andrew Lloyd Webber
  6. Charlie Sheen
  7. Mary Tyler Moore
  8. Tom Cruise
  9. Kim Kardashian
  10. Demi Moore

My cousin T.K. was married repeatedly. The story goes that two of his college chums were discussing his upcoming nuptials. One said he wouldn’t be attending because “I only go to his even-numbered weddings.”

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Celebrities who have been married exactly three times. No more, no less. In honor of our President-Elect:

  1. Donald Trump
  2. Paul McCartney
  3. Kate Winslet
  4. John Wayne
  5. Andrew Lloyd Webber
  6. Charlie Sheen
  7. Mary Tyler Moore
  8. Tom Cruise
  9. Kim Kardashian
  10. Demi Moore
  11. Augustus Caesar

Not exactly a modern celebrity, but one of the biggest celebrities of his time

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Celebrities who have been married exactly three times. No more, no less. In honor of our President-Elect:

  1. Donald Trump
  2. Paul McCartney
  3. Kate Winslet
  4. John Wayne
  5. Andrew Lloyd Webber
  6. Charlie Sheen
  7. Mary Tyler Moore
  8. Tom Cruise
  9. Kim Kardashian
  10. Demi Moore
  11. Augustus Caesar
  12. Drew Barrymore
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Celebrities who have been married exactly three times. No more, no less. In honor of our President-Elect:

  1. Donald Trump

  2. Paul McCartney

  3. Kate Winslet

  4. John Wayne

  5. Andrew Lloyd Webber

  6. Charlie Sheen

  7. Mary Tyler Moore

  8. Tom Cruise

  9. Kim Kardashian

  10. Demi Moore

  11. Augustus Caesar

  12. Drew Barrymore

  13. Jennifer Lopez
    New! Fruitcake ingredients

  14. Walnuts

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Fruitcake ingredients

  1. Walnuts
  2. Dried cherries
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Fruitcake ingredients

  1. Walnuts
  2. Dried cherries
  3. Citron
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Fruitcake ingredients

  1. Walnuts
  2. Dried cherries
  3. Citron
  4. Evil
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Fruitcake ingredients

  1. Walnuts
  2. Dried cherries
  3. Citron
  4. Evil
  5. Raisins
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Fruitcake ingredients

  1. Walnuts
  2. Dried cherries
  3. Citron
  4. Evil
  5. Rum

This is for the good fruitcake, not the evil one

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Fruitcake ingredients

  1. Walnuts
  2. Dried cherries
  3. Citron
  4. Evil
  5. Raisins
  6. Rum
    housekeeping
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Fruitcake ingredients

  1. Walnuts
  2. Dried cherries
  3. Citron
  4. Evil
  5. Raisins
  6. Rum
  7. Eccentricity or madness
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Fruitcake ingredients

  1. Walnuts
  2. Dried cherries
  3. Citron
  4. Evil
  5. Raisins
  6. Rum
  7. Eccentricity or madness
  8. One tbsp rubber
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Fruitcake ingredients

  1. Walnuts
  2. Dried cherries
  3. Citron
  4. Evil
  5. Raisins
  6. Rum
  7. Eccentricity or madness
  8. One tbsp rubber
  9. Butter
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Fruitcake ingredients

  1. Walnuts
  2. Dried cherries
  3. Citron
  4. Evil
  5. Raisins
  6. Rum
  7. Eccentricity or madness
  8. One tbsp rubber
  9. Butter
  10. a dollop of cement to hold everything together
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Fruitcake ingredients

  1. Walnuts
  2. Dried cherries
  3. Citron
  4. Evil
  5. Raisins
  6. Rum
  7. Eccentricity or madness
  8. One tbsp rubber
  9. Butter
  10. a dollop of cement to hold everything together
  11. More rum (for the baker)
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Fruitcake ingredients

  1. Walnuts
  2. Dried cherries
  3. Citron
  4. Evil
  5. Raisins
  6. Rum
  7. Eccentricity or madness
  8. One tbsp rubber
  9. Butter
  10. a dollop of cement to hold everything together
  11. More rum (for the baker)
  12. Willing eaters

If you have one you don’t want, message me for my mailing address.

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Fruitcake ingredients

  1. Walnuts
  2. Dried cherries
  3. Citron
  4. Evil
  5. Raisins
  6. Rum
  7. Eccentricity or madness
  8. One tbsp rubber
  9. Butter
  10. a dollop of cement to hold everything together
  11. More rum (for the baker)
  12. Willing eaters
  13. Flour

Next up: Self pity time: The miseries of a December 25th Birthday:

  1. People avoid you on your B-day, then regift you with Xmas crap they got and don’t want
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Next up: Self pity time: The miseries of a December 25th Birthday:

  1. People avoid you on your B-day, then regift you with Xmas crap they got and don’t want
  2. You get to hear the “Who do you think you are, Jesus?” joke over and over.
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Nvm ninjad :slight_smile: